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Line
Posted on February 8, 2012 by David M Willis

248 thoughts on “Line”

  1. Jen Aside

    WHOOPS

    (Thanks, Amber!)

    1. Thor

      I believe that Danny’s line at this point should be a mix between “DAMN YOU, WILLIS!” and “AaaaaaaaOHGODOHGODFLAVIN!”

      1. Aizat

        Or “This isn’t what it looks like, Amber. Honest.”

      2. Mkvenner

        I vote akward silence.

    2. lokitsu

      Joe has noone to blame but himself. Even I paused after reading panel 2 and thought “Umm… Joe? Do you know how that sounds?”

  2. Shay

    Well then.

  3. mechaqua

    HA HA Bi-curious!

    1. Kaj

      Ha Ha, Phil Ken Sebben!

      1. lordphulish

        Ha Ha, dangly parts!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuQ9fk2UeT4

        1. Blob Marley

          Ha-HA! Body in a wood chipper!

        2. CWR

          Ha-HA! Super PAC.

  4. Vivvav

    I love how the Amber of this strip is the COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE of the Amber in today’s Shortpacked.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      We know this one doesn’t have a tummy toad for a start.

      1. Aizat

        And DOA Robin didn’t mixed up this Amber’s birth control pill.

        1. Jen Aside

          Yet…?

  5. Platypus

    Boy, even when Danny catches a break, he can’t catch a break.

  6. Jetstream

    Secretly he imagines that scenario every day.

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    I hope you remember to bring your nickel, Amber.

    1. Saorla

      ha ha!! I get it. to ride the…. yeah… o.o. Nice one.

  8. Wonder Wig

    In the last panel Joe is asking Amber if she’s Harpy? Herpie? That’s why he made sure to give her a condom?

    1. Jetstream

      Uh…. not sure if serious.

    2. Mkvenner

      He’s calling a Harpy.

    3. mechaqua

      That condom better +3 condom with bane against monstrous humanoids or at least have a holy enchantment

      1. madock345

        +3 And bane/holy would be overdoing it for a harpy I think, especialy since anywhere you could land a hit on one with a condom would probably count as a critical hit.

    4. Aizat

      A Harpy, which is a mythological creature which is half bird and half woman and an annoying enemy that usually haunts the Clock Tower in Castlevania.

      1. mechaqua

        Its also in the Pathfinder bestiary and all the D&D monster manuals from basic to 4th eddition

      2. Rex Hondo

        I’ll fight harpies all night long if it means I don’t have to deal with swarms of goodamn medusa heads.

        1. Aizat

          Sometimes, I have nightmares about those goddamn medusa heads.

        2. Rex Hondo

          …Especially after they introduced the mother-defiling gold medusa heads.

        3. mechaqua

          I lost one my favorite characters to a Medusa head.

        4. Aizat

          I nearly lost my sanity to a Medusa Head.

        5. a99steaksauce

          I nearly got a medusa to give head.

        6. Drunken Nordmann

          Could be worse – sanity is overrated.

        7. Aizat

          Hey, I nearly stabbed someone with a spoon.

        8. Izzy

          I used to have sanity too. Then I took a medusa head to the knee

        9. Rex Hondo

          That is bad, since it would hurt more.

        10. Rex Hondo

          Dammit. Supposed to be responding to Aizat.

          And that’s two days in a row… :6

        11. lawzlo

          I once killed a man with a candlestick, just to watch him die.

        12. Michelle J Caboose

          You once killed a man with a Candlejack?

          Wait… Oh, cra–

        13. |Agent

          I was an adventurer like you once, until I took a medusa head to the knee.

        14. Usayasha

          I used to make Monty Python references, until I took an arrow to the NI!

        15. Wonder Wig

          Oh god that was the first AthK joke that I’ve laughed to since the first one. haha

    5. iSaidCandleja-

      At first I thought Joe was asking if she was happy. And while I can see why she might be happy at the thought of Joe and Danny, I don’t think she knows either well enough to be shipping them.

  9. Mkvenner

    Dina is staring to rub off on Amber.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I didn’t know Dina and Amber had THAT sort of relationship. 😛

      1. Aizat

        I didn’t know Dina even had a wildside.

        1. a99steaksauce

          Didnt know Dina had a side at all.

        2. Aizat

          Yeah, her backside. Damn, that’s a bad joke.

        3. Blob Marley

          Poor Dina. Always the butt of the joke.

        4. Kernanator

          She does, she just keeps it against the wall, when she hides behind the door.

        5. Michelle J Caboose

          And I didn’t know she was rubbing it against Amber.

          I do not approve. I still ship Billie/Dina. And Joyce/Dorothy. And Danny/Ethan. And Joe/everyfemalestudentoncampusandmaybeacoupleofthebi-curiousmales.

        6. begbert2

          There a certain amount of evidence in this comic that he’s not interested in the curious males.

        7. Blue

          Doesn’t want to admit it, at least. 😛

        8. Zuche

          …I’ll be behind my door.

        9. Kernanator

          In your bunk.

          With your penis.

  10. Black Bumblebee

    Well, I’m sure Amber and Joe can find something to do while they wait for Danny…

    1. George

      Why assume the line is for Danny? Maybe Joe’s mad because he was trying not to get too… ready before going in.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Who else would be lining up for? Unless there is a third room-mate I’m not aware of.

        1. Aizat

          Yeah, it’s Rick Rollins.

    2. ryan

      all joe can do is now is wait. all his other spare socks are in his room!

  11. Mkvenner

    Thus begins the Sunday morning orgy.

    1. mechaqua

      That sounds like a title for an early 80’s porno flick.

      1. ryan

        or even worse, a movie that ISN’T one.

  12. Xailenrath Omniversal

    I love Joe, but, he had that one coming!

  13. Ray Barrington

    Hang on to that rubber, Amber, you’re gonna need it someday.

    Why is he comparing her to Harpy Marx?

    1. Wack'd

      Who the fuck is Harpy Marx?

      *honk* *honk*

      1. fellixe

        Little known fact: Karl Marx’s sister was a dominatrix. Her profession so disgusted him it put him off capitalism altogether.

        1. Aizat

          Wow, really? I never knew that Karl Marx had a sister.

        2. begbert2

          *forehead smack*

        3. Kernanator

          I’m pretty sure Aizat is just continuing the joke.

        4. f.p.

          Which of course created the rift between Karl and the other Marx brothers. Groucho never did forgive him.

  14. Rayrayrave

    Nooooooooooooo this puts very serious dampers on my AmberXDanny ship (but very serious pluses on my JoeXDanny ship 😉 )

    1. madock345

      Wooo! Joe/Danny!

      I was beggining to think I was alone in this (I should have known better)

      1. Jerrery

        No, you’re alone. Having a second stranger make a joke about your unrealistic, fake fantasy doesn’t make you in any way part of a group.

        1. madock345

          Ahh! Troll! Troll! Kill it with Fire!

          But, seriously, this is a willis comic, if we don’t have insane ships, what do we have?

        2. a99steaksauce

          Sane ships?

        3. Aizat

          Too bad most shippers don’t prefer sane ships.

        4. Fauxlosopher

          I ship Amber and that condom.

        5. TheBenenator

          Now THERE’S one that might actually happen. @_@

        6. iSaidCandleja-

          Drama?

        7. Michelle J Caboose

          Two ships passing in the night?

    2. AndysDrawings

      +1

    3. ryan

      i vote for billieXdannyXamberXjoe.

      ships are roomy. they should have more than two people aboard.

      1. CWR

        Shipping Roomies?

    4. Professor Zoot

      Jamber! Jamber!! JAmber!!! Show her why she doesn’t have to wait . . .

  15. Dahlia

    O_O That awkward moment when the first girl you liked walks in on you banging the second girl you liked (or at least cheerleader you hit on)…

    s: Amber > Billie.

    I mean, I know who Billie matures into and all…but right now… in ghetto terms… “she kinda a ho.”

    1. mechaqua

      I don’t really blame Billie for her actions, she has had a rough couple of weeks also I would think Danny is also a “ho” as well as he was just as willing to go along with this and he initiated the flirting.

      1. Dahlia

        Solid argument! You’re correct. Let me add to my previous statement:

        “He a ho, too! I mean…He a gigolo!”

        And true, Billie has been through a lot not thanks to…DoA’s Ruth…^^;

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Billie and Danny are both sluts then.

        1. Dahlia

          That’s what I’m saying!

        2. Aizat

          You call Danny a slut, I call him a lucky bastard.

        3. Dahlia

          That too!

        4. Michelle J Caboose

          The two are not mutually exclusive.

      3. a99steaksauce

        One week.

        1. mechaqua

          Has it been one week? it seemed like two.

        2. Bekah

          It’s been one. Yesterday Was Thursday lasted forever.

        3. MeHael

          It’ll still be two days ’till they say they’re sorry.

        4. Roninwolf

          Damn, beat me to it

    2. f.p.

      In this universe, we don’t know who Billie matures into.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Billmeleon, and then eventually into Billizard.

    3. Jim

      She’s the kind of ‘ho Purdue needed about 4000 more of when I was there. Especially of the APA variety.

  16. ZuiyoMaru

    …the real question is, does Joe expect her to need a condom for?

    1. ZuiyoMaru

      *what DOES Joe expect her to need a condom for?

      Whoops.

      1. Seerow

        Obviously he thought she was coming to have sex with Danny. Hence the “Get in line” comment.

        1. Aizat

          Well, a threesome is possible but that would lead to a really messy situation and I don’t mean the room.

        2. Fauxlosopher

          Treesomes are good ideas on paper but have a penchant for ending poorly.

        3. Zap Rowsdower

          Not really. They have a penchant for ending poorly no matter where you do it. Doing it on paper just means you get ripped and stained paper in additiion to your pissed off girlfriend and awkward times with the third friend.

        4. Rex Hondo

          Not to mention the possibility of paper cuts to one’s naughty bits.

        5. CWR

          So the third friend…is a tree?

        6. ryan

          agreed. both amber AND joe need to get in there.

        7. ZuiyoMaru

          Seems obvious now that you’ve explained it. I must be tired.

  17. Janette

    Nothing good happens without a negative consequence for someone…

    1. fellixe

      …and now I can’t get the picture of an emo Isaac Newton outta my head, proving your point to be true.

  18. Brendan

    Grow up, Joe.

    …and is it just me, or does it look like Amber’s (still) considering it?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Well she has to decide if she wants super sloppy thirds after Joe has had a go, ya know.

      1. ryan

        great. now i’m thinking about that and super sloppy double dare. brings a whole new meaning to “physical challenge”.

        1. Kasamari

          Oh gawd. I can’t tell if getting this reference makes me old or not (T.T)

        2. ryan

          why would it make you feel old? references to double dare should make you think of how awesome that show was.

  19. Sam

    I like Joe’s subtle smirk in the first panel.
    It’s like he’s thinking, “Okay, good for him! But man, I really did have to go in there.”

  20. jaredstar1

    one notices that Amber doesnt seem completely turned off by the idea

    1. Henry

      I’m not entirely sure she quite understands what’s going on.

      1. Henry

        In a weird way. I mean like the sexy time I think she gets. But I think she’s vaguely confused/dazed from that. Probably from thoughts of “Danny can get laid?”

      2. Roninwolf

        Henry, I’m sure she gets what’s going on just fine, and the question of “is Joe in line or not” stems from her being from the internet, like us.

    2. Kernanator

      Of course not! She writes fanfiction. When she’s not playing WoW.

  21. Uniqueantique

    Harpy -from the mythology: part woman part bird maybe part something else. And is aslo an old term for a woman who nags a man, a bit of a bongo. And that’s Harpo not Harpy Marx. On the other hand, as it’s Joe..yeah it probably means herpes…

    1. Bekah

      I’m not sure what your point is, but I’m very curious as to what you think you’re pointing out.

      1. fellixe

        I am not so sure your point points the way you think it points.

        1. Zuche

          So it’s this way to the egress, then?

        2. Michelle J Caboose

          I thought the Harpies were part vulture, not part egress?

  22. Stephen Bierce

    Now I have the image in my mind of Amber as The Baroness, slung under a Cobra jet hang-glider over the Greek Isles…

    1. Aizat

      Oh dear, I think I have a rise in my pants.

  23. SaM

    Well this has gone wrong very quickly

  24. Aizat

    Possible threesome ho!

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      I dunno… Threesomes involving four people almost never work out.

      1. Shippy McShipper

        That’s because that’s no longer a threesome. You need to fix the name, or people may get confused.

  25. malal

    well thats terrible timing. so wait do you think he will ever get to do her in the amazing girl costume

    1. mechaqua

      in the near future? Doubtful best Danny can hope for is that Amber will continue to allow him to sit next to her in computer science class.

      1. Aizat

        Hey, it wasn’t Danny’s fault. He didn’t expect to “commence docking”.

    2. f.p.

      An amazing girl costume? Like the one Buffalo Bill W’s making in Silence of the Lambs? Why would Danny wear that while doing Amber?

      1. fellixe

        That at least makes better sense. I was wondering what Joe would be doing in the Amazi-Girl costume out where someone might figure out his secret and all. Seemed kinda reckless to me.

  26. Aizat

    Um… Amber, I don’t think Joe rolls that way.

    1. mechaqua

      Hey ya never know.

  27. Suilean Dubh

    Someone needs to tell Joe that keeping condoms in one’s wallet is actually a pretty bad idea. The constant heat and friction wears them thin, making them more susceptible to breaking.

    1. molochmachine

      Joe probably never keeps any single one in there long enough for that to be much of an issue though…

    2. Quantum Polagnus

      I was thinking the same thing, Suilean. molochmachine does have a point, though.

  28. jaredstar1

    if Joe was a good wing man he would have tossed that condom in to the room (just on the off chance there arnt any in the room)

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      Must’ve happened off panel, considering he had the foresight to carry a spare sock.

    2. fellixe

      Nah. No matter how well intended it’s still bad form to throw stuff at your bro when he’s gettin’ some.

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        And on further thought, what is the proper response to that situation? You’ve rounded third and are sliding home when you realize you don’t have proper coverage… and then it suddenly slides under the door. Especially considering they don’t know Joe is outside ANYONE could be walking past.

        1. fellixe

          I don’t know about in general, but I’d be surprised if Joe hadn’t already briefed Danny on the emergency condoms located here, here, and here if the candy dish full of them is somehow not in reach at the critical moment.

        2. Bekah

          I suspect you’re 100% right about that. Right down to the candy dish full of them.

  29. molochmachine

    I love Joe’s blank little smile in the first panel there.

  30. Alex Stritar

    Wow, will Amber comit homicide in two seperate universes? This is going to be an intresting week. XD

  31. LiC

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That made my night! Thanks David!

  32. Andrea

    Did that sock change colors, or is it just me? Also, looks like we might finally get some conflict around here, which is good… except I was shipping for Amber and Danny. It’ll be interesting to see where this goes.

    1. Zeteni

      I think the discrepancy is due to Joe’s shadow being cast over it.

    2. Bekah

      I thought it was like a yellow-y orange-y type colour yesterday, but when I checked just now, it appears to be the same white with grey toes and heel that it is now. I think Willis is just fucking with us.

      Either that, or I snort way too much glue.

      1. CWR

        I usually snort just the right amount of glue.

  33. Kernanator

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

    Eh, I’ll do both, just to cover my bases.

  34. Tandel

    Poor Danny is going to suffer from severe whiplash as he transitions from “AAAAAAWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!” and “Me gusta.” into “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-” with alarming rapidity.

    1. fellixe

      Hahahahahaha! Now I can’t get the image of Danny shouting “¡me gusta!” out of my head!

      1. Tandel

        At first I was going to try and edit it better, then I realized that would make it decidedly not a rage comic. Also, imagine and ye shall receive.

        http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p295/Zeteni/DannyMeGusta-1.png

        1. Tandel

          And grr… either I can’t seem to get my gravatar to work, or the cache needs to clear first? -_-

        2. Jim

          I’ve been tryin to get this thing to use my registered Gravitar since day 1. No go.

        3. fellixe

          Make sure it’s rated G. I just had some that appear to have been revised to PG without my knowledge so it took me a couple days to figure out why they stopped working.

        4. fellixe

          ¡Me gusta!

  35. Jinxed44

    It’s interesting how I saw this and thought, “Oh no! This won’t be good for Danny and Amber’s almost-relationship!” While Danny having hot sex with a total stranger did not create such sentiments…

  36. Larson E. Jones

    Yeah, Joe walked right into that one.

    1. ryan

      but he immediately saw what was going on and slammed the door shut.

  37. DiDi

    Wow… my memory sucks.

    I don’t remember anything with Amber and Danny. And I’m also too lazy to go all the way back through the archives. Oh well. I’m sure the following strips will fill in the blanks.

    1. Bekah

      They have a computer science class together that may as well be Computers for Dummies. She came over to his dorm room after class one day and met Dorothy, at which meeting everyone and their dog except me thought they looked identical. After Joe pointed out the physical similarities, Amber left, and Dorothy and Danny had a discussion about their relationship and how Dorothy will stay out of it from now on.

      Hope that clears it up for you.

  38. Sir Naff

    Billy… Probably did not have a condom on her. And Danny probably didn’t have any either. So unless he knew where Joe kept his stash…

    Also yes please Joe and Danny

    1. Aizat

      So expect a possible pregnancy storyline?

      1. David

        If only there were other means of birth control!

        1. f.p.

          What, like the rhythm method?

        2. Aizat

          But the rhythm method is somewhat unreliable.

        3. f.p.

          So are my attempts at humor.

        4. Aizat

          Darn, forgot about other methods.

        5. Drunken Nordmann

          Considering a certain senator paid this college a visit one could not really blamed for thinking about pregnancy arcs – maybe Robin is to pregnancy what Hulk is to mayhem havoc.

        6. Drunken Nordmann

          Verdammich, now I forgot to delete the word ‘mayhem’ out of my comment.

        7. f.p.

          But mayhem havoc might be the best kind of havoc!

        8. fellixe

          Don’t let mayhem ruin your comment. That’s Allstate’s stand.

        9. begbert2

          Yeah, she’s sure left a trail of pregnant people behind her in Shortpacked!.

          I’m picturing them strewn in a ragged line behind her as she walks, their bellies swelling…

        10. Kernanator

          I’m not sure if that’s scary or hilarious.

        11. CWR

          Scarlarious.

        12. Aria

          I don’t need a condom, I’ll just pull out!

        13. begbert2

          Obligatory note – I hear that that’s not as secure a method as one might think. Apparently sometimes some sperms decide to jump the jun a little. And that’s putting aside the possibility of missing your cue.

          Okay, I’m done being a downer now.

      2. lawzlo

        No, Joe obviously has condoms so there’s no chance he’ll get Danny pregnant.

    2. Rex Hondo

      Well, Danny wasn’t exactly expecting to get dumped by his long-time GF earlier this week (in-story time), it’s quite possible he actually has some prophylactics of his own.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Ugh. Me Rex grammar good.

        1. fellixe

          Who taughted you how to spoke?

    3. ryan

      roz dumped a ton of them into billie’s room on the second or third day. i’m guessing she had plenty unless sal snatched them all.

  39. John

    Didn’t think that one through, did you, Joe?

    It’s just occurred to me that, in what I think may actually be dramatic irony, Amber is the reason Billie was in Danny’s room in the first place.

    (Yes, yes, Amazi-Girl’s True Identity Meme. You’re very funny. Can we move on now?)

    1. begbert2

      No. Dumbing of Age! memes never die.

  40. Plasma Mongoose

    Amber is either very short or Joe is very tall.

    1. Aizat

      Joe is very tall.

      1. f.p.

        And long, if we believe him.

    2. David

      They are both true.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Do you have any set heights for your characters?

        1. fellixe

          They all have set heights. Whadda ya think this is, EGS?

      2. ryan

        so if amber wants to use a peephole, she has to stand on a phone book or two?

    3. Kernanator

      I bet she plays a dwarf.

    4. Rex Hondo

      Whoa, deja vu!

  41. Zuche

    I was wrong. This was the best laugh I’ve had all week. Two for two today, Mr. Willis.

  42. Tylertlat

    It seems to me like the last line “you harpy” could be directed at everyone asking why Joe wouldn’t watch…

  43. Drunken Nordmann

    Is it just me or does Amber really have some really hopeful expression in the last panel?

    1. Heavensrun

      That expression says “puzzled” to me. So I think it’s just you. ;p

    2. begbert2

      An astonishing number of the comments for this strip seem to me like they’re misunderstanding the strip, several of them in the way you describe, so I’m pretty sure it’s not just you.

  44. Asuka L.S.

    My dearest apologies, Joe. We JUST sold the last unit of brain bleach to an elderly woman that recently viewed a certain online video involving two young women and a cup.

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      Avatar + comment = WIN!

    2. Kernanator

      Perhaps if you came by next week, we’ll have some more in stock.

      1. Asuka L.S.

        Sadly, selfsame elderly woman pre-ordered the next two shipments. She said she’d need a LOT of bleach to get the image fully out of her mind. I simply can’t afford to move a larger shipment, so you’ll have to come back the middle of next month.

  45. Zababcd

    This begs the question, is Danny using a condom with Billie? It didn’t really seem like they stopped for that.

    1. Kernanator

      Billie has a whole bunch of them, from when Roz threw them into her room. Remember?

      1. TheStranger

        But they’re not in Billie’s room; does she strike you as the type to grab a handful of condoms before she goes to interview some nerd about a vigilante superheroine about whom she doesn’t really give a flip?

        1. Kernanator

          No, but she does seem to be the type to keep a condom or two on her at all times, just in case.

        2. HumanDoctor

          And lets not kid ourselves here. This is Joe’s room as well as Danny’s. You really think he’s gonna be lacking condoms?

        3. Asuka L.S.

          True facts. That room probably has more condoms than the pharmacy down the street.

        4. aydr

          Actually at this point yes.

  46. AJBulldis

    Joe looks so pleased. In panel 2.

  47. Heather

    Oh come on Joe, it’s a natural part of college to experiment.

    1. turkishproverb

      Yea, but why bother Danny when he could just find Ethan?

      1. HumanDoctor

        Ethan has standards?

        1. CWR

          Do you really think Joe wouldn’t meet Ethan’s standards?

        2. Random Webcomics Junkie

          Considering that virtually all Joe thinks about is women and sex, yes. Ethan strikes me as the type to require some sort of shared interests beyond the physical.

        3. Random Webcomics Junkie

          Okay, that gravatar never seemed quite so creepy until it was mine.

  48. Lord Synick XXIII

    And NOW there goes my DannyxAmber ship… T.T

    1. Jackson

      Dang, yours too?

  49. Björn

    Joe: the ultimate wingman.

  50. Dr.Z

    Lol!

  51. Ter

    Thank you Amber, you almost made me laugh and I’m on a conference call with my DM.

    1. CWR

      Your dungeon master shouldn’t hear you laugh?

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        Not without permission… SLAVE! (cracks whip)

        (And shouldn’t it be dungeon mistress?)

  52. Zuche

    At least Joe didn’t try to offer Amber a two-for-one special.

    “Come and knock on our door…”

  53. Dave

    Joe probably feels like he’s in the twilight zone right now with all the attention Danny is getting. At least he’s keeping good sense of humor about it.

  54. The Barnacle

    There goes the theory that Joe is a good wingman. Never volunteer information about a bro, ‘Dunno I’m locked out and waiting for him to either get back or wake up. I’ll totally let him know you you stopped by.’ is the only acceptable response. Jesus Joe, get your head out of your ass.

    Stinson Out

    1. HumanDoctor

      Joe doesn’t believe in the hiding of that most beautiful of human connections: the Joeing.

    2. Random Webcomics Junkie

      I suspect that Joe also thinks that the fact Danny could get anyone to bang him at all could only be viewed as a mark in Danny’s favour. “Danny’s a sexy, sexy beast in high demand! I’m such a great friend for telling chicks so they’ll like him more!”

    3. Michelle J Caboose

      Danny “scored” without his help. Joe’s in shock, doesn’t know what he’s saying, and has gone on autopilot, coping with this warping of his worldview the only way he knows how. With sex, jokes, and/or jokes about sex.

  55. davidbreslin101

    Last panel: bit worried that my mind went somewhere far kinkier before pulling back to the actual meaning. Damn you, Allan Moore!

  56. Roborat

    What I found amusing was that she took the condom and got in line.

    1. Animal

      DoAverse Amber hasn’t shown that she takes much initiative.

  57. JA

    Joe imagined it. He can’t unimagine it.

  58. Henry

    Joe is just a little annoyed that Danny looks to be getting significantly more play than him at the current moment.

  59. Maycroft

    Joe: “your are learning the ways of the ladiesman quickly Daniel-san”

  60. Ace

    Joe, you are a scholar and a true friend.
    A Bro and a Wingman.

  61. Phillip Wilde

    Ho Yay.

  62. Tomas

    I wonder if this is the moment she decided to pack condoms in her utility belt.

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