Which will be like, 3 weeks comic time? Eh, sounds fair.
A Scientist
Yeah, a pretty realistic timeline if we’re talking about real life. It’ll just be an unbearable wait for the rest of us. Perhaps involving some passing each other by or what have you to give us momentary hope, only to crush it with some distracting side-tragedy.
“Someday I must read this great scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much, nearly all of it wrong.”
Rycan
Rivaled only by the scholars Somebody and Nobody.
C Baker
TAMORA PIERCE FTW!
Lurlock
If I ever started a band, it would be called “Anonymous”. Our first album would be called “Untitled”, and every song on it would just be “Track 1”, “Track 2”, etc. Then we could take credit for every anonymous or untitled release in history.
203 thoughts on “Painful”
Jen Aside
I feel like if Becky and Daisy ever meet, that’s the end of DoA because LESBIAN SINGULARITY
Wack'd
Oh man I kinda want that to happen now.
Disloyal Subject
We’ve been waiting for quite a while now. I’m sure we’ll still BE waiting for quite a while yet; The Willis is a fickle and cruel master.
Khrene
Emphasis on cruel. I feel like if they do meet it’ll only end in the saltiest of tears.
Disloyal Subject
He throws his characters and readers a bone from time to time. Sadness loses impact if spirits are too ground down to crush any further.
Khrene
True that.
newllend(Henryvolt)
He throws a bone then sometimes emdiatly takes it away as well just to taunt you.
Packy
Immediately?
Halloween Jack
Willis is a harsh mistress. Master! That’s what I meant.
Rowen Morland
That’s when the trucks come.
Seth
Right. Even Wildbow understands that.
Paradoxius
Get ready for Amazigirl to become a wanted fugitive paralyzed from the waist down!
no_relation
But they’re lesbians, they don’t want a bone.
A Scientist
It would be a meeting which would likely lead to mutual happiness, so it probably won’t happen for at least another five years.
grantimusmax
Which will be like, 3 weeks comic time? Eh, sounds fair.
A Scientist
Yeah, a pretty realistic timeline if we’re talking about real life. It’ll just be an unbearable wait for the rest of us. Perhaps involving some passing each other by or what have you to give us momentary hope, only to crush it with some distracting side-tragedy.
grantimusmax
A “ships passing in the night” sort of situation, eh?
jpic89
You should be ashamed of that pun.
…oh who am I kidding, that was brilliant.
grantimusmax
Ta!
Khrene
I feel like it might happen sooner than later, if only cause hes gotta keep the Slipshine train moving.
A Scientist
Of course, Billie is aware of Daisy’s situation, so perhaps she’ll do some “fixing” in the form of “fixing up.”
S'toon
That’s what I’ve been saying for months! Daisy and Becky are natural. They’re almost twins.
AustKyzor
Shhh! Don’t give Willis ideas – he’ll make them actual twins just to spite us
LeslieBean4Shizzle
I’m not sure if Lesbian Singularity needs to be the name of a band or a bar.
Disloyal Subject
Can’t it be both?
Furie
I’m pretty sure it’s how Fox News thinks the world will end.
The Dayman
Lesbian Singularity: Live at The Lesbian Singularity… Best live album ever, ever.
Cheryl
Lesgularity……wait how the hell did i do that?
gka
Is that a point beyond which lesbians can’t see, or lesbians beyond which nobody else can see?
DarkoNeko
Uh, so she REALLY was waiting for a texT.
DarkoNeko
…also, panel 4 is really painful.
Carriethedragon
Maybe. Or she’s, you know, lying. Oh, cell phones, you’re so useful for dealing with awkward social situations.
DarkoNeko
eeh, but she looked like she was having fun in the last few pages.
Rich
Don’t know why everyone assumed she was lying to Sarah.
Disloyal Subject
“Someday I must read this great scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much, nearly all of it wrong.”
Rycan
Rivaled only by the scholars Somebody and Nobody.
C Baker
TAMORA PIERCE FTW!
Lurlock
If I ever started a band, it would be called “Anonymous”. Our first album would be called “Untitled”, and every song on it would just be “Track 1”, “Track 2”, etc. Then we could take credit for every anonymous or untitled release in history.
GreyTheDefender
…some men just want to watch the world burn.
Mr. Random
So pretty much EVERYONE wants Sal, huh?
grantimusmax
Queing Tears for Fears here… “Every body wants to do the Sal…”
Romanticide
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to do the Sal ♫
Kennerly
She’s like the female Jacob!
Plasma Mongoose
It’s practically the law.
tim gueguen
Not Mike.
Khrene
Doesn’t count, he already has an ample supply of nickels and mothers.
kagato23
Yep. In the slipshine that will never ever be drawn, even Walky.
A Scientist
Joyce looks awfully sly right about now.
A Scientist
And by right about now, I mean in the first panel.
DarkoNeko
she looks pretty much like
のもの
John
She’s showing cynicism, she’s playing the game.
Bagge
And the name of the game is Apples to Apples
A Scientist
And I’ve just finished my milk.
…No, wait, that line doesn’t belong there.
Luke
Desperate makeouts are the best makeouts.
Disloyal Subject
I think you’re forgetting hateful/angry.
Plasma Mongoose
Why does everyone want to make out with Sal?
Katosen
who DOESN’T want to make out with Sal?! She’s fuckin’ HOT!
Kris
Then why doesn’t everyone want to make out with Walky?
Plasma Mongoose
Cos he lacks the cool vibe that Sal exudes.
Khrene
Naw naw, they just haven’t seen his caramel abs!
Why do you think Dorothy told him to put his shirt back on! She doesn’t want the competition!
Rich
Because he tastes like Nachitos?
Dr. Smart
for some thats a point in his favor
DarkoNeko
He has short hair, doesn’t smoke, and lacks a bike.
Disloyal Subject
They do, they just don’t know it yet.
-Sentinel-
He thinks “Time’s Short” is a better Dexter & Monkey Master episode than “Wedding Smashers”. That’s a major turn-off for some.
invisiblemoose
He’s the one without boobs.
John
Walky isn’t supper active and assertive the way Sal is. She rocks life in an aggressive no holds bar way.
timemonkey
Because he’s a childish, irritating jerk a lot of the time? Not all the time, but often enough to be aturn off.
Vangeln
The lack of accent.
Captain Batson
Because she’s Sal. Duh.
Plasma Mongoose
Sounds like a legit enough reason.
Khrene
Quod erat demonstrandum.
Rich