You hit the nail on the head. Mix internalized racism in the parents? Not going to be easy to deal with.
Ivan
They are clearly mixed-race, pre-disposed criminals who are secretly card carrying Cuban Commie Kiddies (ordered from a comic book under the Charles Atlas ad) planning one day to fill a shoebox with Californium to watch it go critical and create the ultimate “Feragamo” suicide bomb, right at the most stress-laden point in the San Andreas Fault! (Billie will be the Fault Princess)
Or that other thing that parodies certain parts of Daredevil.
Usayasha
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Jesse
Bingo.
segnosaur
Actually it could be both. Supposedly the initial Turtles comics had them affected by the same stuff that affected Daredevil. (I believe the creators of the Turtles were fans of Daredevil, and decided to do an official crossover.)
Jesse
That’s true, in the first TMNT comic a canister of waste bounces off a young Matt Murdock before spilling onto the turtles.
Jesse
I like Daredevil more, so I was being optimistic.
shadethedemon
Laughing man knows all…
JustCheetoDust
I guess I shouldn’t have brought it up since Amber isn’t a part of this.
Walky: I like McNuggets!
Joyce: I like romance♥
Amber: I’m killing spiders!
Joe: Take off your pants!
Ethan: I’ve got my Transformers
Sarah: I swing bats at jerks
Mike: I do moms for nickels
Dorothy: I need to get to work
Mary: Me, I thump bibles
Amazi-Girl: I’ll make you conFESS
Ruth: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Ruthless!
gwalla
The DoA comments section can hut down now, ’cause this thread is pretty much perfect. There’s nowhere to go from here but down.
Usayasha
It’s over now. Everything, over. No one can move on, not after… this.
Doctor_Who
This is flawless. Thank you.
Jen Aside
*cut to random Star Wars clip*
okay, NOW it’s done =D
Doctor_Who
Well, great, now your comment will never get a DVD release.
Kammon
Actually… now Disney own both Muppets and Star wars under one collective umbrella…
begbert2
I was about to yell crossover! but then I realized, that’s been done, about thirty-four years ago even.
smashman42
I read that as the theme song the whole way through, haven’t seen that since I was a kid and out Betamax carked it.
Well done Walky, you set the foundation for Billie becoming a narcissistic douchette and for your sister to rob things. Now it all falls on you to fix both things.
“Walkying it up” doesn’t have the same ring to it as “Danning it up”.
Evil Midnight Lurker
Walking it up?
Theo
Walk it out?
Kryss LaBryn
Walk it off.
Gigafreak
They do have the same initials though
begbert2
Ooh, never noticed that! I have now latched onto the theory that they’re actually the same person in disguise. (In any instance where they may or may not have been seen together D.W. anticipated it and arranged for the comic author to stand in as his double.
gwalla
Well, they are both avatars of the author (at least in origin) and share his initials…
Yeah, this comic was cute and cheery and yet it still made me sad. just all the DOOM…
(in contrast to Ruth’s scene kissing Billie’s head last week which warmed my heart despite the situation on the whole being pretty terrible)
227 thoughts on “Secret agent”
An Average Loser
Childhood.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
And this is why Sal grew up hating Walky – because he was always the hero and she was always the villain.
Way to become the role, Sal… n_n;;
ATN
Live the gimmick.
Deanatay
I dunno. Sal seems to embrace the ‘bad guy’ role, here – she hardly looks unhappy about it. It’s natural for sibs to compete with each other.
Now, the parents playing favorites? That’s a different story.
Stoodmuffin
You hit the nail on the head. Mix internalized racism in the parents? Not going to be easy to deal with.
Ivan
They are clearly mixed-race, pre-disposed criminals who are secretly card carrying Cuban Commie Kiddies (ordered from a comic book under the Charles Atlas ad) planning one day to fill a shoebox with Californium to watch it go critical and create the ultimate “Feragamo” suicide bomb, right at the most stress-laden point in the San Andreas Fault! (Billie will be the Fault Princess)
Camachri
LOOK OUT SAL’S GOT A TRUCK
An Average Loser
Please no Radioactive Waste.Please no Radioactive Waste.Please no Radioactive Waste.Please no Radioactive Waste. . .
Jesse
Daredevil reference?
JustCheetoDust
Or that other thing that parodies certain parts of Daredevil.
Usayasha
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Jesse
Bingo.
segnosaur
Actually it could be both. Supposedly the initial Turtles comics had them affected by the same stuff that affected Daredevil. (I believe the creators of the Turtles were fans of Daredevil, and decided to do an official crossover.)
Jesse
That’s true, in the first TMNT comic a canister of waste bounces off a young Matt Murdock before spilling onto the turtles.
Jesse
I like Daredevil more, so I was being optimistic.
shadethedemon
Laughing man knows all…
JustCheetoDust
I guess I shouldn’t have brought it up since Amber isn’t a part of this.
Wack'd
“Sal, stop running over that weird doll with the glasses and overalls and come play with us!”
TJ Baltimore
Too soon
Deanatay
BTW, so cool that Sal’s playing with a dump truck, and not a doll or a ‘girly’ toy.
Jen Aside
Dumbing Babies, we make our dreams come true…
Dumbing Babies, we’ll do the same for you…
Doctor_Who
When your dorm looks kinda weird
‘Cause there’s wieners on your door
Just call upon Amazi-Girl
And she’ll settle the score
Jen Aside
Walky: I like McNuggets!
Joyce: I like romance♥
Amber: I’m killing spiders!
Joe: Take off your pants!
Ethan: I’ve got my Transformers
Sarah: I swing bats at jerks
Mike: I do moms for nickels
Dorothy: I need to get to work
Mary: Me, I thump bibles
Amazi-Girl: I’ll make you conFESS
Ruth: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Ruthless!
gwalla
The DoA comments section can hut down now, ’cause this thread is pretty much perfect. There’s nowhere to go from here but down.
Usayasha
It’s over now. Everything, over. No one can move on, not after… this.
Doctor_Who
This is flawless. Thank you.
Jen Aside
*cut to random Star Wars clip*
okay, NOW it’s done =D
Doctor_Who
Well, great, now your comment will never get a DVD release.
Kammon
Actually… now Disney own both Muppets and Star wars under one collective umbrella…
begbert2
I was about to yell crossover! but then I realized, that’s been done, about thirty-four years ago even.
smashman42
I read that as the theme song the whole way through, haven’t seen that since I was a kid and out Betamax carked it.
SycrosD4
Y’know, when you’ve reached the top, there’s no where to go but down. We have now reached the top…
Leorale
Yay this song!
timemonkey
When the comic is soul crushingly depressing and you wish that you weren’t there…
Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere!…
Opus the Poet
The making of the convenience store bandit.
Plasma Mongoose
The beginning of the Path To Darkness.
newllend
What so is palpatine just going to show up or something, I assume so on the account of the space station.
Plasma Mongoose
Nope but he does later mean an Archbishop Ratzinger…
Deanatay
I think you mean Darth Benedict XVI.
Plasma Mongoose
When Walky was a kid, he would still have been only an archbishop.
Deanatay
But already a Sith! It takes YEARS of training to look THAT malevolent.
EvilPenguin
I will be very sad if this doesn’t transition into churchmice
Emperor Kiva
That is cute
Shaggy_Donahugh
Well done Walky, you set the foundation for Billie becoming a narcissistic douchette and for your sister to rob things. Now it all falls on you to fix both things.
nothri
Hey, you don’t know that. Not like Walky became a secret agent.
….in this reality…
Plasma Mongoose
Everything is Walky’s fault, dontcha know that by now?
Kernanator
Walky caused the recession!
Shaggy_Donahugh
He took the bailout money!
Cephalo the Pod
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Deanatay
Walky caused the hole in the ozone layer!
Wack'd
And cancelled Firefly!
Slinx
He turned me into a newt! … I got better.
Plasma Mongoose
Walky also invented Flappy Bird.
Foxhack
No no, Walky invented the Flappy Bird -clones-.
Jen Aside
I thought it was just Fappy Bird
NotPiffany
That was Joe.
Shaggy_Donahugh
Also the Dark Souls Prepare to Die edition for steam that is completely unplayable due to microsoft being douches.
Paradox
“Walkying it up” doesn’t have the same ring to it as “Danning it up”.
Evil Midnight Lurker
Walking it up?
Theo
Walk it out?
Kryss LaBryn
Walk it off.
Gigafreak
They do have the same initials though
begbert2
Ooh, never noticed that! I have now latched onto the theory that they’re actually the same person in disguise. (In any instance where they may or may not have been seen together D.W. anticipated it and arranged for the comic author to stand in as his double.
gwalla
Well, they are both avatars of the author (at least in origin) and share his initials…
Tunaro
Oh boy, better get ready to break out the “Feels” tissues.
Dorsilus
Oh, they’re right here next to me, don’t worry.
timemonkey
It’s okay, this flashback is blue. Beware the shift to red flashbacks though. BEWARE IT!
Plasma Mongoose
I hope they have lots of aloe vera or your nose and eyes will be sore.
poofdepoof
Yeah, this comic was cute and cheery and yet it still made me sad. just all the DOOM…
(in contrast to Ruth’s scene kissing Billie’s head last week which warmed my heart despite the situation on the whole being pretty terrible)
Idon'tcarenomore
The nuts don’t fall from the tree.
Plasma Mongoose
The nuts don’t hang far from the cock.
timemonkey
Some distance is required however as sperm requires a slightly cooler environment in order to survive.
Plasma Mongoose
True enough but too clumsy to use as a proverb.
Salmo