I wonder why Danny looks angry in the last panel. Admittedly, it’s an odd question, but unless he knows about Walkothy, I am surprised that he seems mad.
So, taking all bets here folks. How awkward is this gonna get? I’m hoping that Amber is hiding somewhere back in that room under a bedsheet for maximum awkwardness!
Offhand, I’d say that Danny, if he were anyone but Danny, wouldn’t be thinking about redecorating while he has a girl in his room. especially if she’s been there all night.
But this is Danny, and DoA Danny (as opposed to R Danny, who seemed to have a touch, if only a touch, more machismo) at that. So I suppose all bets are off.
89 thoughts on “Size”
Jen Aside
Well, THAT worked.
Resne
Honestly it went about as well as could be expected when Walky and Dorothy get to planning at 8:30 in the morning.
Valdrax
Well now, that’s just not Presidential material, is it?
Resne
Depends on the president.
I mean James Buchanan would have done it.
Jabberwocky
Nah, more of a William Harrison thing.
David Herbert
Curses, the one thing we couldn’t have predicted.
Petre Pan
Is that sarcasm I detect?
David Herbert
*Looks at sarcasm detector* Are you kidding? This baby’s going off the charts.
Melvin Schlock
Smo-o-o-oth.
Plasma Mongoose
…as sandpaper.
Rufus Saltus
30 grit
Raticate5
used as toilet paper
Axel Bordelon
You aren’t from this comic…. WARNING WARNING, we have a breach in security that involves…….. questionable content.
Whittier
Laugh of the Day™, thanks.
Khrene
As cheap Vodka.
Yotomoe
As crushed ice.
Kernanator
As barbed wire.
Chaos_Priest
As road rash.
slicedtoad
As Quebec’s roads.
Drunken Nordmann
As my cheek.
Jackson
As your face!
FAAACE!
Tylertlat
As Michigan’s roads.
madd
As extra crunchy peanut butter?
fatemaster1
As broken glass.
Wonder Wig
Will Amazi-Girl walk out of his room???
Yotomoe
She will stick to the ceiling as a bead of sweat drops from her nose right next to Walky who will look up to find her gone.
Plasma Mongoose
Walky may have high INT scores but obviously he used WIS as his dump stat.
ASmellyOgre
All comments should be made in this context.
Plasma Mongoose
Walky attempts a SAVE roll against his diplomacy and rolls a 1.
Raoullefere
Yep. Crit fail, opposite effect achieved. Roll for initiative.
TPman
Danny’s detect ulterior motive roll succeeds.
Vabolo
Joe never splits the party, his high CON score allows him to keep it going all night long.
Sensedog
Joe could be in Billie’s room for all we know.
Or really, any room occupied by a female. Too many doors on which to knock, not enough time.
Plasma Mongoose
If the room is arocking, DON’T come aknocking.
Khrene
If the room is arocking, Joe giving a cocking…
Yotomoe
If the room is arocking, call a seismologist, because that’s dangerous.
Andiemus
Pffft. In san francisco we don’t even pause while we walk of it’s less than a IV-VIII.
Kernanator
Yeah, when other places would be “OMG an earthquake AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!”, the Bay Area is like, “Eh.”
Wack'd
“What do you think? 5.1?”
Mogotoo
If the handle has a stocking, don’t bother with unlocking.
Roborat
It the handle has a condom, they’re already done.
Roborat
If the handle has a condom, they’re done.
Roborat
Aargh, sorry for double post, and different errors in each one. Well, make one corrected post out of the two
SkepticJ
I wonder why Danny looks angry in the last panel. Admittedly, it’s an odd question, but unless he knows about Walkothy, I am surprised that he seems mad.
Bronze Knight
He was really looking forward to hanging that bead skirt before class.
Bronze Knight
Bed*
Khrene
Its a bed KILT.
Ancestral Hamster
Or wearing it …
Mogotoo
Maybe he just gets asked for his shoes a lot.
ASmellyOgre
The proper portmanteau for that is “Dorky”
lightsabermario
That is AMAZINGLY perfect. I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of that.
Blob Marley
Has he seen Walky and Dot together already? I thought he might have seen them together already.
Kernanator
Walky: Master of Conversation.
Yotomoe
You should have said you were taking a survey, Walky. You need help with your goofy, sitcom cliche, lying.
Zap Rowsdower
Looking at that last panel in both expressions, head angles, and statements, Danny isn’t wearing pants, is he.
Hannover Fist
He’s wearing a skirt.
Harry
A bed skirt.
TPman
Smoooooth.
GenericScreenName101
No wrries Walky, for it is not the size of the shoe but how you walk which matters.
*shuffels away in comically large clown shoes*
Chaos_Priest
Now initiating akward pause.
lightsabermario
That is perfect coming from that avatar.
Chaos_Priest
What do you mean?
nothri
So, taking all bets here folks. How awkward is this gonna get? I’m hoping that Amber is hiding somewhere back in that room under a bedsheet for maximum awkwardness!
Noel Schornhorst
I’m hoping Dina’s hiding under a pile of bedskirts with no idea how she got there or why.
Legasher
Did you know your Gravatar was Joe when you wrote that? ‘Cause that’s awesome.
Raoullefere
Offhand, I’d say that Danny, if he were anyone but Danny, wouldn’t be thinking about redecorating while he has a girl in his room. especially if she’s been there all night.
But this is Danny, and DoA Danny (as opposed to R Danny, who seemed to have a touch, if only a touch, more machismo) at that. So I suppose all bets are off.
Noel Schornhorst
Walky and Danny should make out….
….
NOW!
Shade
Seconded.
Aegon01
When you think about it, this is really the only thing that could have happened.
Geegles
Gonna be honest, I am in love with Walky’s big eyes.
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