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Cheesy
Posted on January 4, 2014 by David M Willis

181 thoughts on “Cheesy”

  1. Tunaro

    D’awww

    1. NightmareWarden

      Cacawww!

      1. Fred

        WAPAPAPAPAPAPAW WAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAW

        1. TehLulzinator

          SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

  2. Vivvav

    WALKY, THAT IS NOT SAL. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HER.

    1. Jen Aside

      Haha I was gonna yell at him about Sal and thought that seemed too negative, then BEATEN ANYWAY

      1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

        Sal is out tooling around on her sweet ride; Walky needs to practice on his girlfriend in the meantime.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          And if it works on Dotty, he will try it out on Sal?

          I smell a ‘cest fanfic in the works.

        2. Mr. D.

          …Not sure if want.

        3. Yotomoe

          It’d be like genderbent masturbation.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Twincest is a disturbingly popular fanfic subgenre after all.

        5. Mr. Random

          Because go fuck yourself has been deeply engrained in the public subconscious.

        6. James

          especially given what Walky said a few comics ago….. O_o

        7. nothri

          ….damn my brain for wondering what such a thing would smell LIKE, and damn you inspiring the question in the first place.

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          My brain is a mysterious & scary place, it’s just as well that psychics don’t really exist or their mental health would be at risk. 😀

    2. Spectre

      To be fair, this might be Walky’s way of “trying to put some effort towards the stuff he gets dropped in his lap,” as Billie put it a few strips ago.

      1. Doctor_Who

        I think he’s trying to get Dotty to drop in his lap right now, actually.

    3. Deathjavu

      Still undeniably positive- Walky’s putting in effort.

      Also, if Walky’s started displaying self awareness, he probably knows he’ll screw up that conversation royally. I think he might be turning to Dorothy for some help.

      1. Slipgate

        This. I think he’s about to ask what Dorothy’s read on him and Sal is.

        I know I’ve turned to a friend who is a third party about a sibling thing before.

    4. newllend

      Don’t ruin the moment

  3. Mal

    Funny. My wife was just bugging me about not getting her flowers.

    1. Leorale

      It’s a sign to get the wife some flowers.

    2. Winfield

      You fool, that’s falling into her trap! Buy her flowers now, and you’ll hear nothing but how she has to ask you for flowers, for months. Be smart, buy her chocolates. Or a car. Flowers next month.

      1. madd

        Smart!

    3. Bickendan

      Get her flowers.

    4. Karkat-san

      You might need to step it up a notch and get her a bouquet of puppies.

      1. Lokitsu

        Puppies, the bouquet that waters YOU.

        1. MeyersFTW

          This. This so hard

    5. ADHadh

      Flood her with flowers, so she’ll never ask you again.

    6. Animal

      Some wives ask for flowers. Mrs. Animal asks for ammo.

      1. David Willis

        Some wives ask for Guns and Roses.

    7. timemonkey

      Buy her some seeds and a bag of fertilizer.

  4. Zabet

    D’aww.

  5. Whatever

    99% chance this is leading to sex

    1. Sageress

      I assume that 1% is that it’ll lead to a drag race.

      1. Spectre

        .9%, you mean.

        There’s that .1% chance it may lead to both.

        1. Tenn

          99%: Sex
          .9%: Drag race
          .09%: Sex, then drag race
          .009%: Drag race, then sex
          .001%: Sex and drag race SIMULTANEOUSLY

          The great Faz will graph these numbers and apply them to his own (hopefully soon to be) glorious sex life.

      2. Barf Ninjason

        Hey! A thing on the internet that actually made me laugh. Congratufuckinglations.

        1. Sageress

          Thanks, Barf.

        2. MeyersFTW

          appropriate gravatar is appropriate

      3. Plasma Mongoose

        and by drag-race, you mean taking off your pants and dragging your ass on the carpet like a dog right? 😛

        1. CoreBrute

          Is that how people are having sex these days? Damn it porn you’ve lied to me once again!

        2. Tenn

          I sense a DoA/Mario Kart crossover.

          …I don’t know what it says about me that I’ve already gone from imagining the DoA cast dragging their asses on a go-kart track to pondering who to cast as Lakitu.

        3. Rex Hondo

          Camera Phone Guy from last week.

    2. Lokitsu

      You forgotten the possibility that it’ll lead to sex in drag.

  6. Jen Aside

    That doesn’t look like cheese to me =o

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I wouldn’t be so sure, according to GIS, “cheese flowers” are a thing.

    2. Jay Eff

      “Behold, the power of Cheese.”

      1. Sageress

        That power being shapeshifting into a lovely bouquet.

      2. Yotomoe

        I wrestled these away from a Cheese Shogun.

        1. Sageress

          With the help of the Kids Next Door I presume?

        2. ninja_jesus

          Gouda know that people still remember the Kids Next Door. 😀

      3. Leorale

        What a friend we have in Cheeses.

        1. Sageress

          “You got a friend in bree”

        2. Jen Aside

          Oh Camembert faithful, joyful and triumphant…

        3. Sageress

          You keep singin’ your cheese hymns and I’ll just keep firing back with cheese-based Randy Newman puns.

        4. Obstreperous

          I’m a little Swiss-picious of these puns myself.

      4. Rex Hondo

        Mmmm… Liquid gold.

  7. Geminia999

    Damn mathematicians answer!!!!

    1. Sageress

      Mwahahaha!

  8. Jay Eff

    OMG FLOUR FLOWERS.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    You practice grabbing doorknobs? OH MY!

    1. Sageress

      How else will he qualify for nationals?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Next you be telling me that it will be a new Olympic sport.

        1. Sageress

          What do you mean “Will be”? It’s been one since ’98!

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          ’98? so it’s already a Winter Olympic sport then.

        3. Sageress

          Well you can’t do it in the summer, can you?

        4. Rex Hondo

          You may only grab knobs during the winter, but around here it’s an all-weather event.

        5. Sageress

          You must be Canadian.

        6. Mr. Random

          You obviously don’t watch ‘Archer’.

        7. KingMabel

          Not yet, but we need a good 300,000 more signatures to get it to the 2024 games.

  10. Spack

    It’s not easy, being cheesy. At least this kind of cheesy, for Walky.

    1. Tacdud2

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only who had this come to mind.

  11. Sageress

    I knew I wasn’t the only one who answers yes to multiple choice questions. Chew on THAT, Arkantos.

  12. Doctor_Who

    He dressed nice for her too. He specifically made sure to only eat junk food that was the same color as his shirt, so the stains blend in.

    And they say chivalry is dead.

    1. Yotomoe

      Chivalry is dead? Alert his next of kin.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Chivalry is pre-deceased by Bushido. The French Foreign Legion’s Code d’Honneur will give the eulogy.

      2. Catriona

        He had a soulstone. No problem.

  13. Wonder Wig

    Looks like a big piece of temaki sushi. Mmmmmmm…

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Holy crap, you’re right.

      http://www.mitoku.com/recipes/image_recipes/temaki_sushi001_large.jpg

      1. Doctor_Who

        Well now it’s after midnight and I want sushi.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Do you have service stations with things like 24hr bakery/Subway/sushi shops nearby?

        2. Doctor_Who

          No. Only good sushi place around won’t open for 8 hours.

          Damn it all.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          While it might change in the future, so far here in Oz, 24hr sushi places are still somewhat uncommon, 24hr Subways on the otherhand are much easier to find.

        4. JustDucky

          You just need to learn to make your own. That was my solution to “why are all of the good sushi places closed?” sushi cravings and it’s worked out quite well for me. ^^

        5. xKiv

          But you’re a time lord! Time travel, maybe?

    2. Yotomoe

      Man. I would LOVE a bouqet of Giant Sushi.

      1. Wonder Wig

        Like this one?:
        http://wonderwig.deviantart.com/art/Sushi-Bouquet-407803391

        1. Rex Hondo

          Damn you, damn all of you to hell. I just had lunch, and now I’m craving sushi anyway.

        2. Ocbrad1

          Fortunately for me, I am getting ready to go get lunch, and I’m thinking sushi is on the menu!

  14. Sageress

    Normally, the only cheesy stuff he deals with is cheese puffs.

    1. saltchocolate

      A bouquet of nachitos would be more likely than this.

  15. JessWitt

    Best answer, Dorothy.

  16. Kladeos

    Not the girl you’re supposed to be talking to.

    1. Yotomoe

      The other one is on a motor powered bicycle riding many miles faster than Walky’s top speed.

      1. The Phantom's Belch

        But is it faster than Walkyverse!Robin’s top speed? 🙂

        Ah, the longing for a crossover between the two DeSanto families is painful. I think Roz is the only one close to the same age in both.

        1. Kladeos

          That doesn’t sound right. By this point Roz must have graduated because they mentioned her being in school years ago. Plus her younger sister has a toddler.

        2. Graq

          Fire up the Cosmic Treadmill for Crisis on Infinite Willis Comics

  17. The Candyman

    Oh no, I appear to be dying of overexposure to cuteness. Huh.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      We did need a break from all the Joyce/Amber awkwardness after all.

  18. Gram91

    Yes to nice or yes to cheesy? Or both?

    1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

      Yes.

      1. MLEst1

        Avatar win of the day right here

        1. Markus

          Tied with ‘Whatever’ at 12:01 I’d say.

  19. Geminia999

    Hmmm, now I need to figure out how to make “knockity” with my fists :/

    1. Shrugs

      I imagine you do it by hitting the door with your knuckles, then quickly tapping it with your fingertips.

    2. Yotomoe

      Don’t worry. I’m black. We know how to beat rhythms on doors.

  20. Cholma

    MR WILLIS, you have a door knob fetish, sir!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      A well polished one at that. 😛

    2. Keroshino

      He loves drawing characters grabbing knobs!

      1. Yotomoe

        You could say he a-DOORS it.

        1. ShaggyDonahugh

          Boy you guys really opened the door for Yotomoe on that one.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Here’s hoping. ^_^

        3. nothri

          Relax dude, I’m sure we can handle it.

        4. nothri

          Not like anything hinges on a lack of puns here.

        5. nothri

          Guess we found the key to his passion.

    3. Bill

      Maybe Willis is somehow distantly related to Aunt Clara.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Or Anna Twombly.

        What? I have little kids, leave me alone.

  21. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

    What brought on this sudden display of courtly manners, Walkerton?

    1. Jack Finch

      Enlightened Self Interest.

  22. John

    This is where Walky discovers that Dorothy has serious allergies.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Lactose intolerance to cheese flowers.

    2. newllend

      That would be funny as hell.

    3. Ess

      Ah… ahh… Gneep!

      1. hof1991

        Ah, a QC reference. Good to know I am not the only one who loves QC almost as much as DOA. My morning is usually Diesel Sweeties, Short packed, Girls with Slingshots, Girl Genius (on hiatus), Questionable Content and, saving the best for last, DOA.
        .

        1. Kladeos

          Woah, Girl Genius is on hiatus? After who knows how many years? (I got sick of them being in the same castle for 3 years so I stopped reading a while ago… Several years ago… But I keep meaning to catch up.)

          Swap out Girl Genius for Gunnerkrigg Court and Diesel Sweeties for Octopus Pie and we follow the same comics.

        2. xKiv

          Foglios are on a … vacation? … and they have a stand-in (Chris Baldwin) “illustrating for the very first radio show they ever did”.
          That’s not really a hiatus. It’s not even a filler.

        3. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

          Kladeos…are you me?? Though Octopus Pie has been pretty sporadic lately so I don’t check it everyday.

  23. coobee

    KNOCKITY-KNOCK he even knocks adorably wow

  24. Regalli

    Cuties.

  25. RandomRedMage

    A much needed positive page in this comic, 😀

    1. Mr K

      Next page will be Amber carrying Sal’s dead body and looking for a place to hide it.

  26. themaskedpixie

    We called this Velveeta, cheese smooth.

  27. Yotomoe

    Both. You need to seriously clean the Nachito dust off your fingers.

  28. Doom Shepherd

    True story: I was once leaving a friend’s house with a bunch of other people. Thinking I was the last out the door, I reached back, without looking, to grab the doorknob and close the door behind me.

    But what I grabbed was her boyfriend’s crotch. Oops.

  29. Romanticide

    My Walky, I am actually proud of you, no matter if it’s cheesy you can feel the effort 😀

  30. Shubs

    From the title and a glance at the characters involved, I genuinely thought the bouquet was going to have nachitos in it or something similar.

  31. Sensedog

    This is good. This is progress, at any rate. He is growing up.

  32. JoeMerl

    “Knockity-knock.” I can’t recall if other characters make that sound when they knock, but somehow it just fits Walky.

  33. DanielleM

    So is someone avoiding their sister?

    1. Leorale

      He might ask her for advice.

  34. Idon'tcarenomore

    Think that most all of the statements in this thread have truth in them.

    Walky is practicing on Dorothy by bringing her flowers to soften her up so she will help him with figuring out how to talk to Sal who is off diddyboppin’ with her buddy and at the same time, he’s learning how to be ‘a gentlemen’, which is in his case means, cheese free shirted.

    1. Scoops

      You forgot to include the drag race.

      1. Sageress

        Never forget the drag race.

  35. timemonkey

    Guys, Sal is both pissed at him and took off on her motorcycle, he can’t go talk to her now.

  36. Rex Hondo

    I was going to make a joke about how long it would take somebody to find some way to get upset about this strip, but, after reading the comments already here, I guess I underestimated the DoA fanbase’s ability to get upset about things…

    1. Sageress

      I, for one, am upset by the notable lack of Optimus Prime.

      1. The Phantom's Belch

        Where’s the Monkey Master figure?!

  37. Aizat

    Would you believe that I’m taking notes right now?

    1. Kernanator

      I am doing the exact same thing.

      1. NoHeart

        Same here

  38. Natenanimous

    Completely different clothes from before. Time compression … or secret shapeshifter plot? I think the answer is clear.

  39. Reltzik

    “Here, my new-love-interest. Have sex organs severed from a wide variety of species. I will totally disregard the possibility that it might give you ideas!”

    1. Calvin Coolage

      You had to have Walky as you Avatar? I can honestly see him saying this now.

  40. Jenniffniff

    Did he change hoodies?

  41. Tenn

    Is the hovertext a challenge to all image manipulators to replace the doorknobs with penises?

    No?

    *changes subject*

    D’aaaaawwww, our little Walky is growing up!

    1. CrazyOne

      The penis doorknob was used in Oglaf… its NSFW so google it 🙂

  42. CianM1301

    All together now: Awwwww!!

  43. Sage

    The girls are extra cleavage-y this chapter.

    1. sps48

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  44. xKiv

    > Yes

    Sageress and Rex Hondo have another ally?

    1. Rex Hondo

      We are everywhere…

      1. Sageress

        Kehehehe

  45. James

    Looks at over text:

    Is that what they are calling it now?

  46. Scolopendra

    This is exactly how I feel when I try to do something nice for my girlfriend. Maybe my gravatar is more appropriate than I’d like to admit.

  47. Najaru

    I never imagine Walky’s voice the same way twice. Sometimes I imagine it as high-pitched, sort of whiny, other times as a lower bass voice.

    1. Cragalanch

      Cragalanch reads everything in Morgan Freeman’s voice

    2. isitsevenyet

      I’ve always heard it in my head as sort of a very young voice, almost teenage, mainly because of how he talks.

  48. Jack Finch

    The knobs, they must be polished

    1. brionl

      A Wizard’s staff has a knob on the end

      1. Bill

        +1 for the Discworld reference.

  49. Slipgate

    Suggestion – I recall you drawing a lot of doorknob grabbings. If you can find them, tag the requisite strips (including this one) with “doorknob.”

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  50. Comment

    Guys I have a question, how old is Joyce in It’s Joyce and Walky! ?

    1. anonymous

      QUESTIONS ABOUT It’s Joyce and Walky! AND OTHER SUCH OUT-OF-UNIVERSE COMICS ARE VERBOTIN!

      In other words… you’ll have to ask someone else.

    2. David Willis

      She was born in 1979, so it depends on which year of J&W! you’re talking about.

      1. anonymous

        Yeah, I guess the creator of the comic would be a reasonable person to ask.
        I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that we commented within a minute of each other.

        Not some sort of conspiracy involving government surveillance.

        1. anonymous

          Or maybe it was aliens?

        2. anonymous

          *Twilight Zone theme*

  51. OREZEVOLI

    I noticed somebody with the name “Jumpydoll” and I give that reference all the thumbs up.

  52. Arkadi

    “Yes” XDXDXD Nice one, Doroty.

  53. nate

    Thats real puppy love

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