Do you understand the depth and potential story and character growth the Sock x Jacob pairing has? It would destroy the fabric of this comic and reshape it! People see the vision!
I mean I don’t wanna hate. I just like Jennifer and shipped Jacob with Sarah. So this strip kinda stings. I predict things will get worse for me in the future though.
Jeremiah
Them’s the breaks.
True Survivor
Thanks for sharing.
PS.
What the heck did you do to piss off Kyrik? They just came in swinging!
Sirksome
??? I didn’t even read that as a burn until you just mentioned it. Now I’m kind of questioning if it was mean spirited or not? I generally assume all comments are in good fun since I try my best for that even if I fail sometimes.
Ryan
Yeah. I think it’s just that you come across as so earnest that I hurt you personally.
Ryan
*sigh* that IT hurt you personally.
HueSatLight
on the plus side, Sarah’s spared from hearing the phrase “walk of blessed privilege”.
HueSatLight
I don’t really get his dig at Jennifer. All I see is her reasonable mood for a January morning.
Seralyna
Makes sense. I do think the nature of jennifers arc is to probbbbably eventually come back around to to being more active in the story anyway, thanks specifically to this breakup, but its possible it’ll be a long road
Sexiled because her roomate, who unabashedly likes what she likes with no pretensions and has recently learned what self-esteem is, got to have her very first sexing with the hottest dude of Read Hall – on a single night, first try.
AND he actually wants to (and gets to) hang out with said roommate, out in the open, and do all the romantic mushy stuff Jennifer secretly craves and resents herself for wanting – The latter being why she was yo-yoing Asher so hard until she lost him: Babygirl is convinced she can only accept a honeymoon phase if it comes within a regular crash-and-burn cycle.
That’s why she and Ruth are perfect for each other (for better or worse), they just understand each other’s quirks well and eventually even started improving one another.
Yep in her mind Lucy cheated by going straight for the honeymoon phase without even having the courtesy of feeling extreme shame afterwards. curious how she’s going to try to explain herself to them.
It’s worth noting this is coming immediately after her relationship imploded. Granted, the relationship had clearly needed to end, and she’s still very blatantly in love with Ruth, who in turn has her own boyfriend, and now her ex has a dude, too, which Raidah basically told her about if I recall?
So, getting kicked out so Lucy could get her horn on and now the two being uber-sappy is going to be more obnoxious to her than it otherwise would be.
And a couple of days after the “I’ll go to church with you to make my not-particularly-religious parents stop being racist” shenanigans she had to put up with.
I doubt this has too much to do with Lucy and Jacob, and more with her own self-image about being the person who knows how things work being shattered once again when Asher simply ignored her and broke up, rather than changing and doing whatever she wanted to get back with her.
If Asher had gone back to her she’d probably riding her high horse about how her brooding angst-ridden relationship was more real than Lucy’s saccharine fling with Jacob.
But she’s the main character! Why wouldn’t Asher change everything about himself in pursuit of the moving goalposts in her passive-aggressive guessing game?
Jennifer just bombed her relationship on purpose because it reminded her of something she doesn’t like about herself. She was denied drama from it too.
Not only was she sexiled by the people she’s walking to class with, they’re also (to her) probably rubbing their healthiness and sincerity in her face because that’s something she can’t do.
i mean she was literally booted out of her room/sexiled, it’s fine as a comedic punchline/end to a strip but irl i would hope most roommates would be considerate enough to ask/text for some privacy lol but yeah it’d make more sense if sarah was skulking behind them at a distance and just silently fuming
to be fair Jennifer did previously give Lucy’s last bf that exact treatment unprompted and the last time Lucy tried to hook up in her room Jennifer deliberately stayed to cockblock them the last time Lucy was polite about it. I saw her being more forceful as her saying to Jennifer you will not ruin it for me this time.
They fucked. He put his penis inside of her vagina and then moved it around a bunch. She got her boobs out and he touched them on purpose. It’s canon and there’s nothing any of us can do to stop it.
129 thoughts on “Walk of shame”
Xronium
walk, accompanied by shame
anon
i think she’d be more cranky than shameful but maybe asher dumped her via text versus face to face lol
Nymph
She dumped Asher to his face actually.
anon
@ nymph i thought that was more so like ‘act like a ”good” bf’ or so/some kinda bs game/’test ‘ or so versus “we’re through” but yeah
Decidedly Orthogonal
They’re the same picture.
NGPZ
well according to the majority vote you should be dating a SOCK, so yeah, “””shame””” XD
Xronium
socks are very versatile! no shame in that 😀
Kyrik Michalowski
I knew Sarah would never win the vote, but I can’t believe they both got beat by a sock.
Sirksome
Do you understand the depth and potential story and character growth the Sock x Jacob pairing has? It would destroy the fabric of this comic and reshape it! People see the vision!
Strain of Thought
Sock x Power Booster Rod
Psychie
Better the sock than Lucy, as far as I’m concerned.
Needfuldoer
“Beat by a sock”
anon
i just keep thinking of that ‘sock princess’ adventure time fan comci XD;
https://sabertoothwalrus.tumblr.com/post/727767214231552000/i-wanted-to-revisit-sock-princess
John Campbell
I have no regrets for voting for the sock. He wouldn’t be saying shit like “my walk of blessed privilege” to a sock.
He’d be saying “my walk of this is kind of warm and squishy, ew”.
Sirksome
I just keep losing. Almost every part of this strip seems designed to hurt me personally.
True Survivor
How so? If you don’t mind me asking.
Kyrik Michalowski
I’m guessing relationship problems, or lack of relationship may be the case.
Amós Batista
Both haha
Sirksome
I mean I don’t wanna hate. I just like Jennifer and shipped Jacob with Sarah. So this strip kinda stings. I predict things will get worse for me in the future though.
Jeremiah
Them’s the breaks.
True Survivor
Thanks for sharing.
PS.
What the heck did you do to piss off Kyrik? They just came in swinging!
Sirksome
??? I didn’t even read that as a burn until you just mentioned it. Now I’m kind of questioning if it was mean spirited or not? I generally assume all comments are in good fun since I try my best for that even if I fail sometimes.
Ryan
Yeah. I think it’s just that you come across as so earnest that I hurt you personally.
Ryan
*sigh* that IT hurt you personally.
HueSatLight
on the plus side, Sarah’s spared from hearing the phrase “walk of blessed privilege”.
HueSatLight
I don’t really get his dig at Jennifer. All I see is her reasonable mood for a January morning.
Seralyna
Makes sense. I do think the nature of jennifers arc is to probbbbably eventually come back around to to being more active in the story anyway, thanks specifically to this breakup, but its possible it’ll be a long road
Nono
I can’t recall off the top of my head why Jennifer would be stewing.
Is it because Asher isn’t begging for her forgiveness? Or is it the sexile?
NGPZ
she’s frustrated she can’t beat Asher’s high score in the breakup game
Emperor Norton II
Asher played games and got game last night (in-universe). Unbeatable combo.
Kyrik Michalowski
¿Por que no los dos?
Dante
Sexiled because her roomate, who unabashedly likes what she likes with no pretensions and has recently learned what self-esteem is, got to have her very first sexing with the hottest dude of Read Hall – on a single night, first try.
AND he actually wants to (and gets to) hang out with said roommate, out in the open, and do all the romantic mushy stuff Jennifer secretly craves and resents herself for wanting – The latter being why she was yo-yoing Asher so hard until she lost him: Babygirl is convinced she can only accept a honeymoon phase if it comes within a regular crash-and-burn cycle.
Jeremiah
Hit the nail in the head. I love this little trainwreck of a human being.
AlexaSpuds
That’s why she and Ruth are perfect for each other (for better or worse), they just understand each other’s quirks well and eventually even started improving one another.
Archieve
Yep in her mind Lucy cheated by going straight for the honeymoon phase without even having the courtesy of feeling extreme shame afterwards. curious how she’s going to try to explain herself to them.
BorkBorkBork
Gravitar checks out.
Queezle
I am assuming that her mood is not going to get better once she finds out about Asher and Ethan. But she 100% dug her own grave there.
Lars
Because Danny/Sal beat her in beating Amber in Super Mario.
Bryy
Both. AND she’s upset that Lucy and Jacob are HAPPY.
HueSatLight
It’s morning and cold, and her annoying roommate is still annoying.
Kyrik Michalowski
Alright you two, tone back down the sweetness before you give everyone diabetes; especially Jennifer.
Jeremiah
No, no I think they should amp it up. It might make people who are weird about them to leave.
ktbear
In comic or irl?
Jeremiah
Yes.
Jeremiah
Seeth harder Jennifer!
Dara
It’s not a Walk of Shame unless you’re dressed in good quality eveningware in a terribly muddled and disheveled state. It’s just not.
Extra points, naturally, for a hangover.
Dday
Don’t forget There’s Something About Mary hair.
True Survivor
That is very detailed background in panel one. I hope Mr. Willis gets to reuse it, as all that work for one panel just seems cruel.
John Campbell
It used up all the scenery budget for the last panel, apparently.
Doctor_Who
Or maybe Jennifer is seething so much that she’s just surrounded by a white-hot corona of rage.
HueSatLight
I assume panel 5’s blank background is so the distance between her and them could be abbreviated, she’s like 10x as far back in panel 1.
Pocky
common Jennifer L
Charles Phipps
I’ve got to say, Jennifer’s reaction is WEIRD. Even for her.
Why is she taking this so damn personally?
Jeremiah
Have you meet Jennifer? She takes EVERYTHING personally.
DailyBrad
It’s worth noting this is coming immediately after her relationship imploded. Granted, the relationship had clearly needed to end, and she’s still very blatantly in love with Ruth, who in turn has her own boyfriend, and now her ex has a dude, too, which Raidah basically told her about if I recall?
So, getting kicked out so Lucy could get her horn on and now the two being uber-sappy is going to be more obnoxious to her than it otherwise would be.
HueSatLight
And a couple of days after the “I’ll go to church with you to make my not-particularly-religious parents stop being racist” shenanigans she had to put up with.
PhyrexianRogue
I doubt this has too much to do with Lucy and Jacob, and more with her own self-image about being the person who knows how things work being shattered once again when Asher simply ignored her and broke up, rather than changing and doing whatever she wanted to get back with her.
If Asher had gone back to her she’d probably riding her high horse about how her brooding angst-ridden relationship was more real than Lucy’s saccharine fling with Jacob.
Needfuldoer
But she’s the main character! Why wouldn’t Asher change everything about himself in pursuit of the moving goalposts in her passive-aggressive guessing game?
DashWallkick
Jennifer just bombed her relationship on purpose because it reminded her of something she doesn’t like about herself. She was denied drama from it too.
Not only was she sexiled by the people she’s walking to class with, they’re also (to her) probably rubbing their healthiness and sincerity in her face because that’s something she can’t do.
Archieve
she’s also bitter because in her mind theres a hierarchy of who gets the hot guys first and Lucy totally cut in line!
DashWallkick
It is absolutely savaging her conceptualization of “hot people” and “nerds” to watch her roommate score a total fucking hunk, yes.
Taffy
Billie crawling through the microwave hallway, except the microwave emitters are people who live outside her bizarre perception of reality
anon
i mean she was literally booted out of her room/sexiled, it’s fine as a comedic punchline/end to a strip but irl i would hope most roommates would be considerate enough to ask/text for some privacy lol but yeah it’d make more sense if sarah was skulking behind them at a distance and just silently fuming
Archieve
to be fair Jennifer did previously give Lucy’s last bf that exact treatment unprompted and the last time Lucy tried to hook up in her room Jennifer deliberately stayed to cockblock them the last time Lucy was polite about it. I saw her being more forceful as her saying to Jennifer you will not ruin it for me this time.
Angel
I’m too broke for the porn patreon, are these two banging yet or just at the hand/mouth stage?
TulipKitten
I mean, there was a ad of the Slipshine on the blog showing them fucking.
Freezer
Technically, it’s a one-page splash, not a “proper” Slipshine.
But it definitely confirmed coitus, nonetheless.
DailyBrad
I am subscribed, and they had intercourse, yes.
Taffy
They fucked. He put his penis inside of her vagina and then moved it around a bunch. She got her boobs out and he touched them on purpose. It’s canon and there’s nothing any of us can do to stop it.
Nymph
This is so explicit. My poor eyes. Reported for writing kinky fanfic on site.
HueSatLight