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Christmas
Posted on December 23, 2011 by David M Willis

224 thoughts on “Christmas”

  1. Jen Aside

    What Christmas? Isn’t it still August?

    =B

    1. Tucker

      Did anybody mention Christmas in the comic? =P

      That said, they did get us a little gift… The banner ad and the comic match XD How often do you figure that happens?

      1. Tucker

        Wait a second… The banner ad advertising the comic we’re already reading… This would cause a link loop of doom! Divide by ZERO!

        1. John Madden

          OH SHI-

  2. Kernanator

    Oh.

    You.

    Suuuck.

    NOT REALLY!

    1. Tucker

      You know what, though, if you go back over the last month Willis did do a deft job of pulling it all together. Even with the ball and everything! The only part I’m lost on is how Sal got back – facing away from them.

      No matter, I give this an A anyway. Fantastic crafting on a limited time budget.

      1. Rokk

        Sal = Batman.

        She can do anything.

  3. Kernanator

    Also, I believe you mean EASIEST Christmas strip ever.

    1. darcos0

      haven’t i seen this pic before?

      1. Lalala.

        I have too.

        1. Tucker

          The powers of Retcon say…. No.

        2. DaveO

          It was Willis’ Twitter background some time earlier this year. Pretty awesome.

        3. dchorror

          It’s also in his DA gallery.

      2. Kernanator

        I cropped it from “Late”. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/late/
        It was such a perfect image.

  4. Joe

    If by worst you mean boobs.
    Er, best.

    1. Vabolo

      THE BREAST CHRISTMAS EVER!

      1. Xero

        Just a titty bit.

        1. Aizat

          It’s jugs that good.

        2. Kernanator

          I dunno, man, I’m kinda melons-choly.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I hope you all got those corny puns off your chest.

        4. Kernanator

          Orbs course I did!

        5. NCP19

          I think you’re all milking this pun thing too much..

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          We’re just having funbags.

        7. LimeTH

          You guys are all a bunch of boobs.

        8. molochmachine

          Yeah, tit ain’t hurting anybody

        9. Blob Marley

          NIPPLES

          amidoinitrite?

        10. Plasma Mongoose

          For a nickel no less, the breast deal around.

        11. KevinSig

          Tats all folks. Knockerz it off.

        12. Kannyn

          Hooters you think you’re talking to?

        13. Tucker

          Punny, round, oversized gifts all around; it’s the breast time of the year!

        14. AJBulldis

          Oh the humammery!

        15. Tucker

          You could say it was the titular page for the storyline.

        16. Bill M.

          @AJBulldis, hu-mammary, not humammery.

          No one has to worry about drowning right now, since Walky’s buried, and all the ladies are sporting their own PFDs.

        17. Plasma Mongoose

          We really should nipple this in the bud.

        18. Tucker

          You wanna hit it in the jugular?

        19. fellixe

          Before we suffer through any more of man’s inhumanity to mams.

        20. Kavonde

          I just thought I’d de-lurk to say that I really enjoyed this string of puns. But now, I’ve got to get going.

          Ta-tas!

    2. alex

      *Breast

  5. Ridureyu

    Merry Christmas!

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/Tree_Topper.png
    I couldn’t find the tree topper.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      MMMMMMM Achocalypse!

  6. Snail

    The ducks are coming for Walky’s feet!!!

    1. vermi

      DUCKS! DUUUUUUCKS!

      1. fellixe

        *ducks* What!?!

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    YUK! There is sand on that them McNuggets.

    1. Kernanator

      Hey, it gives the dish a much-needed textural element.

      1. David

        I’m pretty sure McNuggets are ONLY texture.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          …in America!!

        2. Ridureyu

          They ain’t much different in Rome.

        3. Tucker

          They’re not that different because they’re not even getting made in Rome!

          And yet delicious everywhere!

          Rewind, did I just say McNuggets are nothing?

        4. Ridureyu

          Yes, they are made in Rome.

          Maybe one alley or two away from the Spanish Steps, there’s a McDonald’s. It’s pretty upscale, but the food is the same.

        5. Tucker

          I was making a poke at how dysfunctional Italy is becoming, in behind Greece. I was being far too political, though XD

        6. Bill M.

          As a former Tyson employee, I beg to differ. They are, and always have been white breast meat.

          Some of those grocery store knockoffs however…

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        I think I stick with tomato sauce thank you very much. 😀

        1. Cinema Snob

          Please. If I want tomato-based condiments, I’ll stick with real tomato-based condiments like ketchup, thank you very much.

        2. Aizat

          Tomato sauce is what we call ketchup in Malaysia though I don’t know what they call ketchup where Mongoose is from.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          In Australia, Ketchup and Tomato sauce are similar but not quite the same.

          Ketchup has things like vinegar, cloves, and cinnamon in it.

          Tomato sauce is vinegar-less and has things like oil and meat/vegetable stock in it.

        4. Kernanator

          I could menstruate a better tomato-based product than this “tomato sauce”. And I’m male.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          Pics or it didn’t happen. 😛

        6. Kernanator

          How about I give you the next best thing; a recipe!

          40 ounces tomato paste
          2 peppers, diced
          1 clove garlic
          1 to 2 laxatives

          Eat everything, then take laxatives. Wait until duty calls. Scoop from toilet and serve.

          FOR THE SUBTLETY IMPAIRED: I am saying that this tomato sauce is worse than shit.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          Have you even tasted it before???

        8. Kernanator

          I don’t need to taste it; KETCHUP FOREVER!!!

        9. Plasma Mongoose

          Thus the Ketchup VS Tomato Sauce War began, resulting in a war so bloody, the rivers ran red with condiments until the BBQ Sauce League swooped in and displaced both items.

        10. Tucker

          Exactly.

          And then BBQ sauce ruled supreme. This lasted very long, indeed. Unfortunately, as time went on, there started to be different flavours in their ranks. The family BBQ began to split and change. Eventually this led to a bloody war to determine who the ruling BBQ would be…

          To be continued-

        11. Whit

          The BBQ kingdom broke up into four smaller duchies, Texas, Kansas City, Memphis, and North Carolina. It was left to the judges to decide who would rein supreme.

        12. N00823rP00F

          Yet all the while, the real power was held by the old time condiment, in its many incarnations, Mayonnaise.

        13. Tucker

          …By sheer GIRTH alone.

          Too bad nobody was watching out for Mustard and Honey Mustard… They were waiting…

        14. Kernanator

          Meanwhile, the little country of Relish was decidedly neutral in all of this, not wishing to get caught up in foreign disputes.

        15. Tucker

          Until they joined forces with the now expelled Ketchup to create a new land of Burger Relish.

        16. Zababcd

          I have never encountered anything called ketchup in Australia.

        17. Plasma Mongoose

          The only places I see ketchup is at McDonalds.

        18. Zababcd

          That explains it then. Well, not really, since I’ve eaten at McDonalds occasionally. But I don’t pay attention to labels they put on things.

        19. Energetic Jen

          A place without ketchup!? NOOOOOOO!!

        20. Kernanator

          That’s not true! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

        21. Wack'd

          Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

        22. Plasma Mongoose

          I spotted a bottle of Heinz Ketchup in Foodland while I was getting the last few items for Xmas but otherwise it is surrounded by Tomato, BBQ and even Worcestershire Sauces.

        23. f.p.

          Conversely, one seldom finds Vegemite in the United States.

        24. Tucker

          One seldom finds Vegemite here too. I’m sure it’s for the best.

        25. Plasma Mongoose

          Vegemite is the yeast by-product of beer making. I’m not sure who invented the idea of adding Vegemite to toast but I like it in small quanities.

        26. f.p.

          I actually like both Vegemite and ketchup. I’m very selective about using either one, though.

        27. Zababcd

          I almost always put vegemite on my toast. Or sandwiches. Or dry biscuits, even. And there is nothing that tastes better than a sandwich on slightly dense wholemeal bread with margarine (not butter) and vegemite in a 2:3 ratio, each spread on one of the two pieces of bread forming the sandwich and eaten with the side having vegemite spread on it at the bottom, with minimal chewing until the taste has been fully savoured. Unless you use bread that’s either dry or floury, in which case the taste is average to terrible.

          They say that vegemite is an acquired taste. I wouldn’t know, as it’s been my preferred spread since I was 3. I don’t remember a time when the taste hadn’t been ‘acquired’.

        28. f.p.

          I can confirm that for you. Like most Americans, I only knew of Vegemite thanks to Men At Work lyrics. I’m always curious to try new foods anyway, so when I found some, I bought it. It was not palatable at all initially, but having paid 5 USD for for a tiny 220 gram jar, well dammit, I was going to finish it anyway. I acquired the taste long before using up the jar.

          Ketchup and peanut butter are both supposed to be similarly acquired tastes that are best acquired during childhood. All three are often reviled by people who didn’t grow up with them. I figure that means a peanut butter, Vegemite, and ketchup sandwich should be universally repulsive.

        29. Plasma Mongoose

          Thr trick with Vegemite is to use only a small amount on your bread/toast, otherwise it ends up tasting vile.

  8. Andrew Colunga

    On the first day of Christmas Willis gave to me, two hot chicks burying Walky.

    1. Joraiem

      On the second day of Christmas, Willis gave to me, three cute smiles, and two hot chicks burying Walky!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        On the third day of Christmas, Willis gave to me, FORE-sha-dow-ing,
        three cute smiles,
        two hot chicks a burying
        and a Partridge family D-V-D!

        1. Kernanator

          On the forth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky!

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          On the fifth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
          Six shippers are a pairing,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky!

        3. Kernanator

          On the sixth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
          Seven birds a-flying,
          Six shippers shipping,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          Three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky!

        4. Tucker

          On the seventh day of Christmas, Willis gave to me,
          Eight mammories a milking.
          Seven birds a-flying,
          Six shippers shipping,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          Three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky!

        5. ryan

          On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
          Nine sandy mcnuggets
          Eight mammories a milking.
          Seven birds a-flying,
          Six shippers shipping,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          Three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky

        6. Whit

          On the eighth day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
          Ten football losses
          Nine sandy mcnuggets
          Eight mammories a milking.
          Seven birds a-flying,
          Six shippers shipping,
          FIVE GOLDEN ARCHESSSSSSSS.
          FORE-sha-dow-ing,
          Three cute smiles,
          and two chicks burying Walky

        7. Whit

          On the *ninth* day of Christmas, Willis gave to me
          Ten football losses……

        8. thomas0comer

          On the tenth day of Christmas,
          Willis gave to me
          Way too many horribly distorted versions of this song.
          Seriously, at least have the numbers match. That’s all I ask.

        9. Zababcd

          On the nth day of Christmas
          Willis gave to me
          Sum from i = 2 to i = n+1 of
          ({where i =/= 4, i nouns paired with adjective or verb,
          where i = 4, FORE-sha-dow-ing})

        10. Kernanator

          Zab, you are amazing.

    2. Kernanator

      Hey, Andrew started it!

      It’s just that we’re too lazy to correct it.

      1. Andrew Colunga

        I had kinda expected the the 2nd person to do a 2 thing, even though I had done my 1 as a 2 because tree rhymed with Walky, and there were two girls burying him and oh no I’ve gone cross-eyed >_0

        On the first day of Christmas Willis gave to me, The baps of Sal and Billie

        1. Tucker

          That should almost be in the punny thread.

  9. Your Ol' Pal Voodoo

    You’re offering cheesecake for Christmas. This is no fail, good sir. This is a Holiday win.

    “Happy Christmas” for some. “Happy Chinese Take-Out” for everyone else.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Pity there is no one in the pic over 25, then it would be also a Christmas Cake shot.

    2. Tucker

      Also, Merry Capitalistmas from your friends in retail!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Xmas is very important to most of the capitalist countries of the world, if we stopped celebrating Xmas, the result would make the GFC look like a minor hiccup.

        1. Tucker

          I’m aware. I just called it what it is, is all! Like Capitalentine’s day!

    3. Thrudd

      But I’m lactose intolerant ….. uhmmm ….. mmmm …. ah heck with it…. where are my lactase pills?

      1. Your Ol' Pal Voodoo

        THAT’S the spirit! The Holiday Cheesecake Spirit!

  10. Trolltron

    Joyce – “Dat ass.”

    1. Kernanator

      No, that’s what Billie is thinking. She’s even got the right facial expression for it!

      1. Darksen

        I think that’s what everyone is thinking. Everyone has the hots for Sal’s ass: Dorothy, Dina, Joyce, Dina’s floaties and tube, the straw, the chicken nuggets, the ball, maybe Walky’s feet, and even the gay ducks might be feeling a bit bi-curious, but nobody has the hots more than Billie. Nobody.

        1. Darksen

          Even my gravatar changed to show its support for Sal’s ass.

        2. ryan

          what about the sailboat?

        3. Tucker

          Don’t you mean SALboat? She could float you anywhere – in style!

  11. Bar Tender

    Oooh, continuity error! In the previous strip, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses, and previously, she was wearing mirrored sunglasses. Looks like Mr. Willis needs to remake the poster 😉

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      In the previous strips, Billie wasn’t wearing her glasses because she had been in (and just gotten out of) the water. As someone who wears glasses, I can tell you that I take off my glasses while swimming, as glasses with water droplets on them do nothing to improve my vision. When I’m done playing in the water, I puts my glasses back on, so I can see.

      Obviously, this is most likely the case with Billie. She simply put her glasses on sometime between deciding to bury Walky in the sand and actually doing it.

      1. Tucker

        The internet is serious business.

  12. SalmonLeap

    The Holidays are all about Billie fan service. I’m not complaining.

  13. Bunk

    Because we all totally didn’t see this coming.

  14. Thor

    I like the gay duck couple strolling through. Very progressive for rural Indiana.

    1. Aizat

      How do you know they’re gay?

      1. Tristan J

        They’re in a Willis strip.

        1. Aizat

          Point taken.

        2. Kernanator

          …Touche.

      2. MarcinMN

        Well, they are two male ducks. However, the question would probably be “How do you know they’re a couple??” =P

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Just Because!

        2. Tucker

          Chekov’s Gun.

      3. fellixe

        Thor’s at least partly right, though. Mallard males have the pretty green heads, the females are more of an all-over brown. Them’s guy ducks.

        1. Darksen

          That’s two! Two drakes! Muahahahahahahaha!

        2. f.p.

          Two Drakes? Crap, DC must be doing another Crisis series.

        3. NikNik

          Just what we need, another crisis.

        4. NightEmerald

          Just what we need, another crisis.

        5. CWR

          Apparently.

  15. Aizat

    Have I seen this before somewhere?

  16. Sporkaganza

    I see what you did there.

  17. Reboot

    …that’s a lot of plotting effort just to reuse a print in the strip

  18. Platypus

    And thus we come full circle.

  19. Dave McCoy

    SLAP SOME D’S ON THAT bongo

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Upgrade to Double Ds.

      1. Aizat

        Upgrade it to Triple Ds.

        1. Kernanator

          Diners, Drive-ins and Dives? 😀

        2. Dave McCoy

          Plasma, what is that gravatar from? It looks very familiar.
          DDD’s = Damngurlthosearesome Daggumnicebewbsyouhavethere DareIsqueezethem?

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Oglaf, particularly this page.

          http://www.oglaf.com/roguearsenal/

        4. vermi

          Huh. I knew the prison chick from this week’s strip looked familiar.

        5. Dave McCoy

          So happy I’m not the only person who reads oglaf 😀

        6. molochmachine

          Everyone reads Oglaf. Not at work. With tissues. Properly hydrated.

  20. ADHadh

    I’m okay with this.

    1. ADHadh

      Oh, I no longer have a Walky avatar. That’s sad.

      1. Zababcd

        There have been numerous ripples in the avatar generation pond recently. Your avatar used to be mine. I miss it, but it’s in a better place now. I made a cool swirly circle thing to replace it.

      2. NikNik

        Somehow the Dina avatar makes the sad comment sadder. 🙁

        1. NikNik

          Aaand mine constantly changes. I have no clue who this is….anyone know how to make your own avatar?

        2. CWR

          No idea.

        3. ADHadh

          And the Walky one that I used to have would have made the first one much more expressive.

  21. fishamaphone

    I’ve lived my whole life either in Florida or Israel. It took me several seconds to figure out why this was supposedly a bad Christmas strip.

    As I sit in my bedroom with my windows open in shorts and a T-shirt, I can’t help but think “this is the first Christmas *anything* I’ve ever really been able to relate to.”

  22. Uniqueantique

    On the one hand, December in Indiana isn’t exactly beach weather.
    On the other hand, semester started in the fall, the actual passage of time in DoA so far has been about a week…
    On someone elses hand…it’s supposedly apprx. Sept. in DoA, but the time frame is marked Christmas….so….
    It’s Christmas and they are all members of the Polar Bear Club!

  23. Zababcd

    Joke:
    What did the duck say to the other duck?

    1. Kernanator

      Possible Answer:

      “DAMN, those are some huge boobies!”

      1. Zababcd

        The traditional answer is “Quack.”

        Actually, though… their line of sight is difficult to determine, but I think they’re eyeing those McNuggets. Is there trouble brewing for McNalky?

    2. ryan

      what did the chick say to the other chick when the hen laid an orange instead of an egg?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlfr7wsqcM

      1. Zababcd

        Orange you glad it’s not a coconut?
        I listened to your link, so I know the correct answer.

  24. Blob Marley

    Dammit, meant to post this question here instead of yesterday’s strip.

    My new Gravatar – who is she? I don’t recall seeing her, and I can’t really just go to Walkypedia and search for “black chick.”

    1. Tucker

      As I said in yesterday’s strip:

      It’s a new one on my. I haven’t seen her before – and I was just back through It’s Walky! recently.

      Spoilers? God, I summon thee! Then again, if it’s spoilers, I doubt Willis will hop in here and explain it all =/

    2. Michelle J Caboose

      I think she’s from the concept sketches the artist showed us awhile back, of Walkyverse characters who had been Dumbified for the Dumbiverse.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      The only reference I could find is that she was from Squad 48 back in It’s Walky, she only had a nickname, Tootsi.

      1. CWR

        Cuz that’s how she rolls.

        1. Kernanator

          “I’m gonna stab you in the EYE!

  25. tomtom

    oh. mah. gawd. DAY-um.

  26. Tucker

    Happy Christwaanzahnakkah!

    1. ryan

      festivus?

  27. f.p.

    SEMME-kini!

    1. Tucker

      Are we getting HEAD alien for Solstice?

      Was that a dirty joke? I think it was!

      1. f.p.

        You’re just Monkey Master baiting.

        1. NikNik

          Oh, there’s the dirty joke! This makes me glad I actually read through the series.

        2. HMRC4EVR

          What, Ron Stoppable reads this strip?

        3. Tucker

          He’s an ape.

        4. f.p.

          I’m very ape and very nice. Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

      2. Michelle J Caboose

        Bow chicka bow-wow!

        1. Tucker

          Blarg chicka blarg honk!

  28. the bear

    BEST CHRISTMAS STRIP EVER.

  29. André

    Oh god, it’s not bikini week at Keenspot, is it?

  30. Animal

    You da man, David. You da man.

    1. Tucker

      Hey Animal, did you notice that it looks like Billie’s right-hand strap has broken and is about to fall?

      1. Animal

        Notice it? I’m counting on it!

  31. Ryan Balis

    I see what you did there

  32. clay

    Feliz naviboobs!

    1. fellixe

      Merry Chestmass!

  33. Anime fan

    Not the worst Christmas strip ever.

  34. Jason

    Avatar!

    1. Jason

      Avatar II!

  35. Jason

    Avatar III!

    1. Jason

      OK, I like Avatar II best.

  36. George

    Can’t be the *worst* Christmas strip ever. It’s got Dina in it!

    1. Kaylee

      And everything’s better with Dina.

  37. Heavensrun

    I actually saw that he was building to this scenelet, but I didn’t realize he was actually going to directly post the thing in the comic.

    But that aside, I’m actually -not- typically SalXBillie, (JoyceXDorothy is more fun in my brain), but is it me, or is it hard to interpret Billie’s expression in any way that doesn’t imply some form of lovesickness?

    1. begbert2

      “Who me burying your brother nuh uh not me!”

      Dorothy has the same look.

      1. Zababcd

        They both have the “I’m too old to be caught playing in the sand by someone as ‘cool’ as Sal” look, but Dorothy is still burying Walky anyway, while Billie is hiding the sand bucket behind her back. Which can be interpreted as Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in front of Sal, or just character continuity with Billie trying not to look ‘uncool’ in general. Maybe a combination of the two.

  38. Kelvin

    Mr. Willis, I’m afraid you spelled worst wrong. Here, I’ll help you:

    B-E-S-T

    There. XD It’s sorted out, now.

  39. thomas0comer

    Dammit, Willis, I told you to make that line on Sal’s elbow thinner, or less intense, but NOOO, you didn’t listen to me. NOW THE WORLD WILL END AND IT”S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

    1. David

      Yeah, you told me to make Sal’s elbow line thinner like nine whole months after I printed fifty of these posters!

      1. Tucker

        I have the perfect quote for all griping!

        But seriously, wouldn’t it be spectacular if the world ended in 2012 (for those who believe in that) because one webcomic artist lacked a Tardis and effectively divided by zero in the eyes of those unable to read time-stamps? The answer is yes, yes it would.

      2. thomas0comer

        Yeah, that was actually kind of the entire reason I said the above statement. I knew that it was extremely unlikely you would want to/be able to do so. But oh well, it still looks okay. Sal’s generous endowments distract me rather easily.

        1. begbert2

          Wait, she has elbows?

  40. TemplarKnight

    look at all those clavicles. . .

    I’ll be in my bunk.

    1. David

      Clavicles are pretty hot!

    2. Tucker

      I think this is what you were looking for.

      1. Tucker

        And by this, I meant that.

        I divided by zero.

    3. Fluffy776

      And a Firefly quote was all that was missing to make this the best Christmas ever!

      1. Tucker

        I know exactly what you mean.

        -grabs Firefly blu-ray set-

  41. A FLAG DAY MIRACLE

    clavichords are pretty hot

  42. Jordy

    By god Billie and Sal look amazing kudos

  43. penguinofdeath

    I just now noticed the ducks…

  44. The Blot

    I am so disappointed in myself that I didn’t see this storyline building to this poster! Well do e Willis…I am totally slipping.

    1. f.p.

      Do E? Why do you want Willis to take ecstasy?

      1. Zababcd

        That would be disastrous for the webcomic. Here is a projection of what Willis’ comics would look: Here, on this link. Click here.

        1. Tucker

          HAHAHAHA, that’s brilliant!

          Possible side-effects? Debilitating brain damage. Yayyyy!

        2. f.p.

          It would look like that if he were making it for people on ecstacy. If he used the substance himself, he wouldn’t have the attention span to finish a strip.

  45. Kernanator

    This whole storyline was nothing more than a build-up to this poster-print.

    Well played, Willis. Well played.

  46. Tucker

    It must certainly be villainy!

    1. Tucker

      …Willis is going to slap me – this is in reply to Kernanator /\

      This is what happens when you try to get pissed enough to pass out on account of Clopening (seriously, clopen at this time of year?) near the Solstice and haven’t fallen asleep yet.

  47. Hayley

    I just thought you should know, I got pajama jeans for Christmas. AND I LOVE THEM.

    1. Tucker

      Contextual ads work!

  48. Chris Ashtear

    The downside with knowing a lot(relatively) about a subject featured in a drawing is that you tend to focus on that and are a real pain in the ass to please. Like, that drawing is great, but the boat is drivin me nuts. It looks like the jib/genoa(front sail) is getting backwinded and it looks weird. Great otherwise, and yays for sal

  49. Zem

    Wanna try tickling him?

    I mean, come on, you are missing the perfect opportunity with a kinky scene with Walky and all the girls he’s shippable with, AND his own sister!

  50. Slaya

    has anyone else noticed that the colors of billie’s and sal’s swimwear is the same?

  51. Ragnal

    I remember seeing this the first time, the original one, where all the characters were like, not smiling and looked kinda sad and the colors weren’t as bright either.

    I think Willis was sick or something, but I remember it.

  52. ALLxISxGONE

    My only question for this page,
    Where did the mcnuggets come from?

  53. Lordess of Madness

    Walky is suspiciously missing…

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