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Funny story
Posted on June 3, 2014 by David M Willis

302 thoughts on “Funny story”

  1. Tunaro

    Did she really just stick that up her nose?

    1. Jen Aside

      Did she really gain nostrils just to do that?

      1. sps48

        Those nostrils look reeeealy wierd to me in panels 2 & 3.

        1. Cheryl

          OH MY SHIT!

        2. Arkadi

          There are no nostrils in those panels.

        3. Opus the Poet

          Just one each panel, and it’s huge…

        4. Kennerly

          She only has one nostril.

        5. blackaeon

          She’s Nosferatu

        6. Djer

          More like Nostrilatu, amiright?

        7. Foxhack

          Noseferatu, dammit!

        8. Paul

          Nostrildamus.

        9. Roborat

          I think you win.

        10. BigCheese

          Nostrdildamus

        11. Annie

          Isn’t that how her nose always looks? And I thought that was a shadow under her nose, not a nostril. Noses are hard as hell to draw and I think the shadow under Joyce’s nose is quite effective at showing that she has a small, pointed nose.

        12. Shadow12000

          The Joke

          Your head

        13. Gigafreak

          The joke had over a year of setup, in fact!

        14. Toes14

          OMG, Today’s strip is even funnier after being reminded of that one. Now I have a mental image of Joyce pushing the vibrator towards Sarah’s hoohah making ‘Vroom Vroom’ noises!

          (Yes, I realize I’m a perv.)

        15. Plasma Mongoose

          In other words, it was a Brick Joke.

        16. Annie

          Now I’m even more confused. I recalled that strip (well more accurately I recalled Sarah saying something to the effect that she didn’t need a boyfriend because she had toys) but what does that have to do with Joyce’s nose?

          I’m really sorry if I’m being incredibly air headed. I could put the blame on the meds I take nightly, but I was pretty ditzy and scatterbrained before I had to start taking them already.

        17. Shariku Onikage

          That was my first thought as well. Then i reasoned that it is just meant to be the undershadow. Then i started to realise how much it made her look like Hitler. Then i wrote this comment.

    2. khambatta

      Did Sarah wait for Joyce to do that before explaining what it’s for?

    3. Lurlock

      Even if it WAS a nose picker – why would anyone stick someone else’s nose-picker in their nose? That’s just – gross any way you look at it.

      1. brionl

        You can pick your friends,
        You can pick your nose.
        But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

        1. whatintheliteralfuck

          you can pick you friends,
          you can pick your nose,
          but you can’t use your friends vibrator to pick your nose.

        2. Jen Aside

          You can totally pick your friend’s nose AND with a vibrator.

          You just won’t have friends afterwards.

        3. Anarchy 101

          Idk those fetishes, am I right

    4. JA

      NOT THE NOSE!

  2. Jetzoin56

    Pfft, darn it Joyce

  3. Drunken Nordmann

    Well, at least she knows something about her own body.

    1. Stephen Bierce

      Anybody else see “Hemo The Magnificent” and the character Dr. Anatomy?

    2. David

      You mean, “Where the Boogers are”?

  4. Mr. Random

    It is actually.

  5. Jen Aside

    “You meant uvula, didn’t you?”

    “…eew.”

    1. Tioras

      From the content of certain adult videos, I’m sure it COULD stimulate your uvula.

      1. Jen Aside

        Well, it’s the implication that she would do that after it’s been touching both Sarah’s vulva AND the floor.

        1. Lawzlo

          10 second rule. It’s fine.

          At least where the floor’s concerned.

        2. Jen Aside

          Preeeeeeetty sure it took longer than ten seconds for her to decide to come down off the bunk, though.

        3. Rowanmikaio

          Not to mention the inside of Joyce’s nose.

      2. Yotomoe

        That sounds like it’d lead to projectile vomiting.

        1. Drunken Nordmann

          Technically, it’s some kind of ‘stimulation’ – just not the kind you’d normally want to experience.

        2. Kennerly

          Unless Deep Throat is based on a true story.

        3. Jerden

          Stimulation of the gag reflex, to be precise.

    2. Drunken Nordmann

      I’m not sure I know what an uvula is. Is it something I have to know?

      1. Jen Aside

        Uh… open wide and say aah…

      2. Philip Marlowe

        The uvula is a thing hanging in the back of your throat. If you’ve ever seen a cartoon depiction of a WIDE-open mouth and seen that little pendulous thing hanging down, that’s the uvula.

        1. David

          Ah, that’s what an uvula is! The things a religious upbringing can teach you…

      3. Alex

        It’s the dangly thing in the back of your mouth.

      4. Drunken Nordmann

        Thanks, guys. We just call it “Zäpfchen” here, if we even have to speak about it at all. 🙂

        1. Annie

          If you plug “zäpfchen” in to Google Translate the first translation it gives is “suppository.” WHY is the word for uvula the same as the one for suppository?!? Eeep!

        2. tinfoil theory

          Probably because they are similarly shaped. Zäpfchen is also the diminuitive of Zapfen. Happy googling.

        3. hmmm e-yep...

          there is nothing happy about googling, only sadness and pain

        4. Betty Anne

          No, there is EVERYTHING happy about Googling. XD I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. XD

    3. EvergreenFir

      That was actually a joke in Daria…

      1. Jen Aside

        except they prolly couldn’t actually say vulva

        1. EvergreenFir

          They didn’t. Here’s the quote:

          [Daria is looking through a catalog of piercings]
          Daria: You spelled “uvula” wrong.
          Axl (Body Piercer): That’s not uvula.

        2. Deanatay

          Gkk! Who would want to get their uvula pierced??? Piercings are for stimulation, but some reflexes are not meant to be constantly triggered… esp not the gag reflex!

        3. Jen Aside

          I’m familiar with it, just saying they prolly weren’t allowed is why they didn’t say it

  6. Doctor_Who

    I like to interpret panel 4 as Joyce accidentally turning it on Level 11 (Warning: not to be used near any fault lines) and getting knocked off her feat by the force as it spins in the air under its own power.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Sorry, panel 6. I can’t count, apparently.

      1. Tenn

        I imagine that could be a problem for a time traveller with multiple distinctly different incarnations.

      2. Gigafreak

        A supersonic screw-driver?

    2. Historyman68

      Dildocopter!

    3. gwalla

      This one goes up to eleven?

  7. LiaHansen

    Nostrils? Stop making up anatomy, Willis.

    1. Jen Aside

      Did he draw lips again?

      [or fingernails]

      1. Doctor_Who

        At least he’s never given Joyce pupils. That would just look wrong somehow.

        1. Opus the Poet

          I think it would be good to give Joyce pupils so they could constrict when she was shocked like in this strip.

        2. Jen Aside

          …as in, when she needs her femurs to live?

        3. Jen Aside

          shit, wait, that’s dilate

        4. David

          Dilating femurs? Is that what happens to slender Italian women after marriage?

        5. Opus the Poet

          No, that’s pasta. (As all my Italian relatives pepper me with [bad] meatballs)

    2. Tenn

      Joyce is a mutant!

  8. NCP19

    I love imagining the pratfall sound effect for the final panel.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Can’t decide if I like this one or this one better.

      1. Aizat

        Add in the cat sound effect and we’re good to go.

      2. Opus the Poet

        The first one with the yowling cat getting stepped on at the end.

      3. NF

        I imagine it more as one of those slipping “wwWOOOOP” sounds. Like her feet have slipped out from in front of her and she has gone full horizontal before landing on her back.

      4. a4lbi

        Pratfall sounds are my favorite, right behind the Wilhelm scream.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    “Is that like a Volvo?”

    1. Tunaro

      Nah, it’s that video game company, right?

      1. nothri

        No its that creepy weird character from those Soul Caliber games.

        1. Jen Aside

          Isn’t it that annoying thing people blow at the World Cup?

          [sorry, I got nothin]

    2. Yotomoe

      Is it like a Revolver?
      Kinda. I mean…have you ever felt the sensation of sliding a long silver bullet into a well oiled chamber?

      1. Aizat

        That depends. Do you love the smell of cordite? You know, that sulphury smell?

        1. StClair

          Did this just turn into SLEDGE HAMMER all of a sudden?

        2. Aizat

          No, me and Yoto were quoting Revolver Ocelot.

        3. Yotomoe

          You’re pretty good.

        4. Aizat

          Just what I expect from the man with the same codename as the boss.

  10. Leon

    Okay, Joyce needs to deactivate the safe search on her search engine.

    1. Yotomoe

      That would destroy her. So yeah. She should.

      1. Unspeakable Anger

        Yay, destroying Joyce!

  11. NinjaNick

    Electronic nose picker. *giggles*

  12. Jesse

    It also gets really good hang-time, apparently.

    1. Aizat

      Must’ve been the deluxe model.

    2. ninja_jesus

      Anything can get good hangtime with enough RPM.

  13. whatho

    AHAHAHAHAHA

  14. timemonkey

    Wrong orifice Joyce, try again.

    1. Yotomoe

      You’ve got 7-11 guesses.

      1. timemonkey

        Only three chances. If she guesses wrong…..right up the BUTT!

    2. Drunken Nordmann

      It’s not implicitly wrong. There are people…

    3. Deanatay

      Nasal sex! It’s the next big thing, boss!

      …

      YOu know you’ve reached a new low when you feel the need to quote from ‘Meet The Feebles’… DX

  15. Kernanator

    Not seen: Joyce’s legs doing that Scooby-Doo running away thing where they move back and forth rapidly without the upper body moving for a second or two, then dashing off.

    1. Kernanator

      Shit, the comic didn’t fully load for me, so I assumed she ran away. GUESS MY JOKE DOESN’T WORK AFTER ALL, OH WELL.

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        Maybe she tried to run away and then slipped?

  16. caesaria82

    The faces in this strip are literally all gold. Every single one. But especially Sarah’s ‘I’m 100% done with you’ face in panel 4.

    1. Yotomoe

      Sarah’s face is pretty cute in this comic, actually.

    2. timemonkey

      I don’t think that’s an ‘I’m done with you’ face so much as a ‘god, you really are that naïve, fuck now I can’t even be mad’ face.

    3. Deanatay

      I love her faint blush in Panel 4.

  17. Wonder Wig

    She thinks it’s a car.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Well it does make a vroom noise.

    2. David

      If you need a car to pick your nose, you are probably in a situation where your medical would cover plastic surgery.

  18. MightionNY

    Dear lord… I can’t wait to see how they reassemble Joyce’s shattered brain-meats.

    1. Aizat

      Gentlemen, we can rebuild her brain. We have the technology.

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        “But we don’t want to spend too much.”

        1. Ancestral Hamster

          Scene cut to Joyce’s brain being replaced with a Magic 8-ball.

        2. Aizat

          So, every time Joyce wants to make a decision, she just rattles her head?

        3. Opus the Poet

          Like she doesn’t already?

        4. Ancestral Hamster

          @Opus the Poet: LOL!

          “Reply Hazy. Try Again.”

  19. LiaHansen

    I would pay good money to see Joyce’s face in that last panel.

    1. Jen Aside

      I’m imagining the “I NEED MY FEMURS TO LIVE” face

      1. Aizat

        I’m imagining the “Oh God. Why?” face.

        1. Kamino Neko

          My guess…

        2. LuckyStar7

          I’m imagining the ‘GASP’ face.

    2. Annie

      I imagined it being pretty blank because she fainted from the shock.

  20. Pyr05

    Well at least she didn’t try to make it a combination nose picker/tongue scraper.

    1. Aizat

      It’s kinda big to be a tongue scraper.

      1. Yotomoe

        Have you seen Joyce’s mouth? Nothing is to big for that!

  21. Yotomoe

    It’s a type of car, right? Right?

    1. timemonkey

      Well, you can ride it to work but I doubt you’ll get much done.

  22. Tacdud2

    Did Joyce died?

    1. Opus the Poet

      From embarassment.

  23. Shade

    And today Joyce learned a valuable lesson, don’t stick strange things up your nose.

    1. Yotomoe

      I think the lesson is, ALWAYS stick strange things up your nose.

    2. PedanticJerkass

      But now that she knows what it is, it’s okay, right?

  24. Romanticide

    Sarah just doesn’t pull any punches XD XD

  25. Marvelman

    I had hoped that Sarah would give Joyce a hands-on demonstration.

  26. Aizat

    Hahaha, what a story, Joyce.

    1. Yotomoe

      So anyway, how’s your sex life?

      1. Aizat

        Oh hai, Yotomoe.

        1. Yotomoe

          Aizat, you’re just a chicken. Chip chip chip cheeeriipeeerreeeep.

        2. Aizat

          Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world.

        3. etybolik

          You are TEARING ME APART, YOTO.

  27. GhostWriter

    You know… I think the general practice of if you don’t know what something is, the last thing you should do is stick it in an orifice… Now Sara has to clean off the nose gunk.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’m sure that’s snot a problem for her. I don’t think it’d really bug her.

    2. newllend

      Could have been worse, could have thought it was a vibrating back scratcher

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        How can that be worse than sticking random things you don’t know in your orifices?

        Back scratchers are awesome, though – not that I’d ever need one.

        1. newllend

          People scratch in very low places with back scratchers.

        2. Kelly

          Back scratchers are one of humankind’s greatest inventions!

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          As I said – I have not need for them. Most people need them because there’s this one spot on their back they can’t reach with their arms.

          I can.

        4. LuckyStar7

          Me too! 😀

        5. Roborat

          I thought that was what the cat was for.

  28. newllend

    Kind of makes me wonder what she does and doesn’t know now.

  29. Horrible Person

    What surprises me more is that she put it in her nose knowing (or assuming) that its been used by someone other than herself. Theres innocence and then theres…Oh Joyce..

    1. Yotomoe

      Yeah. I don’t want other people’s boogers in my nose…that’s…gross.

      1. John

        Joyce learned from Dorothy that that’s a sexy thing adults do.

  30. Just Here

    I just love how clinical Sarah is in describing its nature and function. She’s not trying to break Joyce or weird her out. she’s just trying to make sure that Joyce has a clear grasp of the subject at hand.

    First panel of the next strip: Joyce lying flat on her back, looking up at Sarah, as Sarah reads her the riot act about going through other people’s things, with the object in question in her hand.

    Either that, or Sarah decides to demonstrate. Either one could be fun. 😛

    1. Roborat

      Particularly if she decides to demonstrate it on Joyce.

      1. Kai

        Sooo … why didn’t anybody ask the obvious question here:
        When will “Sarah teaches Joyce a lesson … or two” be online at slipshine?
        😉

  31. John Madden

    Ahahahahaha

  32. ninja_jesus

    She put it up against her throat last strip. Does that technically count as 3rd base?

  33. chris73

    Aaaaand Sarah leap frogs into first place for most best character on this strip

  34. Yotomoe

    Towel Sarah is SO FRIGGIN’ CUTE THOUGH.

    1. newllend

      For once, can’t believe I ever admit it but she is….how does she still have make up on early in the morning after a shower?

      1. timemonkey

        By putting it on after getting out of the shower?

        1. newllend

          She’s always wearing make up though what does she look like without it?

        2. GhostWriter

          I kinda thought that was just to differentiate her lips on her face and that the rouge on her cheeks was just standard ‘flushing’ that happens to skin when exposed to warm/hot water for a time. I’m white but my skin sometimes looks like I’m sunburnt after a warm shower, or if I soak in a spa for more than 3 minutes, but it returns to normal fairly quickly.

      2. Yotomoe

        I can’t tell if it’s makeup or those are her black lady lips.

        1. Aizat

          If that’s the case, that’s a pair of luscious lips.

        2. Yotomoe

          Still not Jacob level lips…

        3. Ryune

          They’re less purple than normal and closer to her skin color so I’m gonna say that’s her natural lip color sans lipstick.

        4. Blue Dragon

          Yotomoe, when you refer to Sarah’s “lady lips”, the first thing that comes to my mind is a very different part of her anatomy. However, I recently learned not to call them that. Not all females have labia.

        5. Yotomoe

          I’m not referring to “Lady Lips”. I’m referring to her Black Lady Lips. Like how Jacob Has Black Dude Lips.

        6. Blue Dragon

          Freely acknowledged. It is my mind that is in the gutter, not your mouth.

        7. Yotomoe

          Haha, not that that would stop me! I don’t censor myself.

        8. Annie

          Also, not all people with labia (labias? What’s the plural?) are female.

          When I was a teen I used the term “girlie parts” (I know, such a mature phrase to use, right?) and got a pretty stern talking to by a trans-gender friend. Never made that mistake again.

        9. Yotomoe

          Lucky for me my trans friend is pretty lax about that kinda stuff.

        10. Annie

          By “never make that mistake again” I didn’t mean “I never used such a phrase around him again” and I didn’t mean that my friend going off on me made me scared to use such terms at all. I stopped using those kinds of words and phrases because I felt like he had a very good point. One I’d never even considered before.
          I don’t mind if other people say “lady bits” or “girlie parts” or whatever, I just choose not to use such terms.

        11. Deanatay

          Actually, ‘labia’ is plural, meaning ‘lips’. A single ‘lip’ would be ‘labium’.

          BTW, both men and women (of either sex) have labia. On their faces.

        12. begbert2

          I find the implication here that all languages are interchangeable and indistinguishable vaguely disturbing.

        13. Deathjavu

          As usual, SMBC has it covered:

          http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2889

        14. gwalla

          It actually does mean the same thing in English, though usually in technical contexts like medicine and linguistics.

  35. Darwin

    Funnier than her playing with it!

  36. Arkadi

    Oh noes Sarah you broke Joyce! D:

    1. Deanatay

      It was the only way. Trying to euphemize it to Joyce would only have deepened her confusion, and made the final reveal worse in the end. The bandage had to be ripped off. And, let’s face it, if you need a bandage ripped off, Sarah is the person to do it. It’s her way.

      1. Arkadi

        Why? She didn’t have to make up that gross lie: she could have confessed that it was her sonic screwdriver and taken Joyce in as her companion! TwT

  37. Raibean

    Joyce died and only true love’s kiss can revive her

    I nominate Billy

    1. Yotomoe

      I nominate Sal’s Bike.

      1. Arkadi

        I nominate Sal’s hair.

    2. Aizat

      I nominate Ruth.

    3. Ancestral Hamster

      I nominate Faz.

      1. newllend

        I nominate the Ethan,wait…guess she ain’t wakeing up.

        1. timemonkey

          You can love someone without wanting to bone them, so Ethan would be fine if he actually loved her.

        2. TsunamiJane

          “Oh Anna. If only there were someone out there who loved you!”

          Sorry. I had to.

    4. Bill

      I accept the challenge.

    5. LuckyStar7

      I nominate Walky.
      ….What?
      I want to see tears and screams of ‘NO NO NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME’.

  38. Ancestral Hamster

    It is a surprise that Joyce knows what a vulva is! I figured she’d know it by some euphemism.

    1. Aizat

      Like the Fairy Cave?

      1. Ancestral Hamster

        Oh, that’s an interesting one.

      2. Annie

        But the vulva isn’t cave-like. The vagina is.

        1. Aizat

          Hey, don’t blame me. I have no knowledge of the female genitalia.

      3. Gareth

        She would probably say that calling it a “fairy cave” would promote paganism.

    2. tinfoil theory

      Maybe she doesn’t, and was shocked by the word or concept of a mechanical phallus alone.

  39. gangler

    Sarah’s not paid enough for this.

    1. Aizat

      Wait, she got paid?

      1. Eolirin

        Nope, which is the point exactly! 😛

  40. WaveRocker

    In all honesty, what does that appendage of it… do?

    1. Opus the Poet

      Google “Rabbit vibrator” without the quotes and leave safe search off. ONly the third time I had to explain this to someone today… you would think people never learned to craft a simple search string…

      1. Opus the Poet

        https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=rabbit%20vibrator

        You’re welcome

      2. Megatron

        If you don’t know it’s called a ‘Rabbit Vibrator’ how are other fleshlings supposed to know to search for it? Also, wasn’t one of the previous times today on the previous comic? Your fellow fleshlings may not have read the previous day’s comments section.

        Of course, you could just tell them. Internet searches have a way of displaying unhelpful responses sometimes. If you tell your fellow fleshlings directly, you can be sure that they get the information you want them to know.

        For example, I never tell Starscream to google anything. You know why? Somehow, no matter what it is, he manages to get search results that aren’t just unhelpful, but actually detrimental. One time, I asked him to tell me what an ‘apple pie’ was and he told me it was a video game about Godzilla rescuing his girlfriend from King Kong.

        No joke.

        1. tinfoil theory

          Personalized search results. But you do know what an apple pie is now, don’t you? Did you google it yourself?

      3. Roborat

        Or you could just, you know, using your knowledge of female anatomy, mentally picture the vibrator inserted where it is supposed to go, then visualize what the little pointy bit would be touching. (hint, it’s the clitoris). Why is this so hard to figure out?

        1. Deathjavu

          People don’t have the knowledge of the anatomy.

          No, really. Read yesterdays comments in particular to see how pitiful US education is in regards to human biology.

        2. Roborat

          I know, and that knowledge both makes me very sad, and glad that I was lucky enough to be born in Canada.

    2. tinfoil theory

      This is exactly the kind of question that the internet has porn for.

    3. PedanticJerkass

      Hasn’t this question been answered already, multiple times, in the past two days of comments? Or were you just being sarcastic?

  41. MM

    Don’t be ridiculous, Sarah. She didn’t hear a word after “phallus.”

  42. Nena

    Oh Joyce! What are we going to do with you?

  43. MrSirk

    It’s endearing that Joyce thinks of Sarah as a big sister.

  44. etybolik

    I don’t think the term “vulva” reached Joyce’s ears. She heard “phallus” and that was it.

  45. Crumplepunch

    Is Sarah looking at and talking to the ‘camera’ in that last panel?

    1. Drunken Nordmann

      I think she’s speaking to herself. Speaking to the camera would involve looking at us.

      1. Kamino Neko

        And she’s not looking nearly horrified enough for that. >_>

    2. JepMZ

      She was looking at the core of her soul where her heart is located at, metaphorically

  46. GoogerGeiger

    Did she really just pick her nose with the clit-attachment?

    I like to imagine Willis spent a long time on the last panel thinking of what kind of expression he would draw on Joyce’s face before finally giving up.

  47. Chaucer59

    O God! Can’t breathe. Think I just peed myself. Too funny. Wonder how long Joyce’s coma will last.

  48. Twirls

    Gotta say, I had a hard time finding personal time when i lived in the dorms. It doesn’t seem like Joyce has a job so there’s no exact science to how much time Sarah would have to herself at any given moment.
    So props for finding the time, Sarah!

  49. David

    You can shove it around and I get to make the noises.

    1. LuckyStar7

      ‘Stop. Talking.’

      1. Aizat

        Darn it, Rigby.

  50. Evan

    Well that takes care of that. 😛

  51. Annie

    Actually, I’m surprised Joyce knows what a vulva is too. I’ve encountered enough women that don’t know what it means, or just vaguely know it’s “something down there,” that I’ve ceased to be surprised by it.

    Heck, I wasn’t sure what a cervix was until I was 25 and infertility caused me to have to research my own body almost constantly. I’m duly embarrassed by that fact, but also blame the poor excuse for sex education I got in school for my ignorance.

    1. tinfoil theory

      Kids today have the wikipedia in their pockets, but aren’t allowed to use it so as not to embarrass their teachers.

      1. Chris

        * Edits wikipedia page to make it mainly about Swedish cars *

        1. Heavensrun

          (checks within minutes to see that it’s already been edited back)

  52. WingedBeast

    Which is more ruined, Joyce’s mind by finding out she put an electronic phallus up her nose, or the electronic phallus after having been put up someone’s nose?

    Honestly, is there enough cleaning to get that image out of Sarah’s mind?

    1. David

      Not just anybody’s nose, but Joyce’s. Poor electronic phallus just can’t stop shaking.

      1. Kai

        Why? I think we’ll be safe to say that this was the first phallus inside Joyce. So does this count as defloration?

  53. Idon'tcarenomore

    Roflmao. Just when I though Joyce could not possibly be a bigger dipshit she picks her nose with it.

    Indeed, Sarah doesn’t “get paid enough.

    I love her response. Pure Sarah, straight and to the point.

    I think phallus is the magic word, not vulva. Not sure Joyce knows either of them, but the first is more likely as the second has sooo may cutesy names.

    1. Deanatay

      Joyce seems to have an excellent vocabulary, even of scientific terms. Her home-schooling was no half-assed job, I will concede.

  54. Idon'tcarenomore

    Dang edit…” so MANY cutesy names”

  55. Acher4

    Why is naivety so adorable?
    Look at her at the third panel.
    Dawwww. 😀
    I so hope there is more strips in this small story arc – wanna see her reaction after she wakes up.

  56. Nine

    Am I the only female confused by the fact that Sarah said “vulva” and not “vagina?” Have I been using these mechanical phalluses wrong? >_>

    1. That Damn Rat

      IF you’re being strictly technical, what most people refer to as the vagina is actually the vulva, the vagina is really only the canal that leads directly to the cervix. The vulva is the whole she-bang, so to speak, up to the start of the vagina.

      1. Nine

        Yeah, I know, but the phallus part of the toy is meant to be inserted, beyond the exterior genitals/vulva. I definitively mean vagina when I say “vagina.”

    2. Annie

      Those kinds of vibrators can be used on vulva or vagina. I have been under the impression that most women use them on their vulva, specifically on or right around their clitoris, because more women are able to climax through clitoral stimulation than actual penetration.

      Also, Sarah could have been referring specifically to the part Joyce stuck in her nose, which is specifically designed to stimulate the clitoris and/or vulva.

      1. Nine

        I have owned some like that before (rabbit vibrators) and the phallus part is pretty weak sauce for vulval purposes. The clitoral extension that Joyce has up her nose is like a jillion times stronger, in my experience. But you really have to insert the big part to make use of the extension because of the ergonomic design, regardless of whether you wanted it just for clitoral stimulation or not. I think it would be awkward to use it in any other arrangement, but maybe others have tried?

        I considered the notion that Sarah was referring to the extension, but I’ve never seen a rabbit vibe with a tiny phallus on top of a big phallus, so that didn’t make sense either. :p

        1. Annie

          I’ve actually never owned one, so I didn’t know that. I kind of assumed the phallic part was basically the same as other penis-shaped vibrators which can be and are used on the vulva alone.

          That’s for clearing that up for me. I mean that genuinely.

        2. Nine

          No problem. 🙂

        3. Yoohoo

          For the record, turn it upside down and you’re good to go. No insertion needed.

          Yer welcome :3

      2. Nine

        I present this NSFW comic for illustration of my previous comment. :p
        http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ina2/

        1. brionl

          Uhh, is the naked one supposed to look like a dude with a vulva?
          “You watched it! You can’t un-watch it!”

        2. Kamino Neko

          Yes. One of the great things about OJST is that the ‘Masturbateers’ include obviously trans folk of both genders, and the cisgender Masturbateers aren’t necessarily traditionally attractive.

        3. Nine

          Yeah, I like that about OJST too. Very inclusive and diverse! 🙂

      3. Roborat

        Yea, that was my read on it also.

    3. min

      You are definitely not the only one. No girl would ever say that. We don’t buy sex toys to stimulate our “vulvas”. It’s clits and vags. Also, that’s a dildo with a vibrating function, not a vibrator, technically speaking. It would be in the dildos section of the sex toy store, not the vibrator one. Trust me. File this one under “Obviously written by a guy who did not get any female proofreading before publishing.”

      1. David M Willis

        my wife is a female 🙁

        1. Nine

          Is your wife very fond of the word “vulva?” D:

        2. Vree

          That’s a coincidence, so is my mom!

      2. Nine

        Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was going crazy. Everyone was like “vulva this” and “vulva that” in the comments and I was like, “Does nobody know how to use this thing???”

  57. WeezerLuvr3030

    Joyce’s facial expressions already made her the most animated character in this comic. She is the Jim Carrey of webcomics.

    But the slapstick drawings in this story arc make her the most dynamic character is all webcomics.

    Joyce is the James Brown of webcomics.

    1. takashid

      Joyce Brown is the James Brown of webcomics!

      1. LuckyStar7

        James Brown is the Joyce brown of comedy!

        1. Heavensrun

          I…Do you know who James Brown is?

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          This one?

        3. Heavensrun

          That would be the one. I get the impression that LuckyStar was assuming he was a comedian, though.

        4. LuckyStar7

          I was seeing how many people would catch that. Good job!

        5. madd

          GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

        6. madd

          Oops … that went in the wrong place …

        7. LuckyStar7

          Like the dildo.

  58. Dutch

    And here I was thinking Mike was going to swoop in to yield some of his immortal wisdom.

  59. Giovanni

    The Bazooka Joe pratfall is priceless.

    1. maxlines

      Yes. Heh.

  60. CianM1301

    Well, I was kinda right.

  61. Triniking

    I wonder if Sarah ever went through this with her own little sister.

  62. Bagge

    NO JOYCE – DON”T LOOSE YOUR COOL!

  63. Jenny Creed

    Sarah must be taking REALLY good care of that thing, like boil it in bleach ever week or something, or Joyce would probably be able to smell something kind of “fishy”, at least with it poking up her nose.

    1. Gold

      Sarah really needs to rise that thing off better. ‘Knocked Joyce right off her feet.

    2. SheaB

      Vaginas don’t smell like fish. If you smell a vagina and it has a fishy odor, that person has an infection. A fishy smell is NOT normal.

      1. Jenny Creed

        Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never seen any genitals produce juices entirely without scent. >_>

    3. Nine

      It shouldn’t smell if she just *washes* after each use. o_O

      Healthy vaginas are more kind of yogurty smelling, IMO.

  64. robbzilla

    I pray to God she cleans her toys after use…

    1. Casey

      It would be weird if she didn’t, seeing as not cleaning your toys after use puts you more at risk for an infection

  65. Casey

    I cringed when she put it up her nose. I wonder how many toys Sarah has because if it were me there wouldn’t be enough washing to make me forget my roommate put part of my Rabbit up her nose….

    1. Roborat

      Would it be more than the washing required to forget you placed your roommate’s rabbit in your nose?

  66. Tomas

    If you’re trying to make me fall in love with Sarah, mission accomplished.

  67. 'Los

    Not gonna lie…. it was kinda hot how clinically she stated that….

  68. Alexx

    Now I’m imagining a kazoo noise as Joyce falls back and the dildo spins in the air.

    Also: Mechanical Phallus is an awesome band name.

    1. Roborat

      Surprising, as far as I can tell, it’s not taken yet, although mechanical tampon fish is.

    2. sps48

      Detachable Penis is a song name, though.

  69. Lone Wolf

    I have to admit, Joyce handled that a lot better than I thought she would.

  70. Subtle Anagram

    Shunting memory to Anti-Joyce and rebooting.

    1. Jen Aside

      I totes want Anti-Joyce to legitimately be a student here.

      1. Subtle Anagram

        If Joyce wasn’t mind-wiped in the DoA universe, Anti-Joyce might not exist as a component of her schismed personality. Everything seems much healthier here, so Joyce may pursue seemingly Anti-Joycian behaviors (such as trying to emulate Sal) instead of automatically repressing them. Unless there’s a big reveal coming, you may want to pin your hopes on a well-aimed frying pan/bowling ball–or a cousin, perhaps. An identical cousin, just the same.

  71. Kathleen

    She thinks Joyce knows what a vulva is, but I think she heard the word “phallus” and was already done.

  72. man in black

    Guessing she is down for the night?

  73. Just Me

    I hope this is the last we see of the mechanical phallus.

  74. John

    I’m thinking Joyce doesn’t actually know “vulva” or “phallus”, but is vaguely aware that “stimulate” means something dirty.

    1. Dleclerc

      She did google strap-ons. Possible she did more than look at images, and read a wikipedia article. (Though I find it hard to imagine that.)

  75. Bo

    It’s kind of adorable she called her “Sis.”

    1. John

      Nah, that’s a cynical bid to play on Sarah’s sororal (Is that a word? It totally should be. Merriam-Webster says yes, but Mozilla’s word-squiggler doesn’t like it. It’s fine with “fraternal”. Quit being sexist, Mozilla.) feelings in hopes of gaining leniency despite knowing that she’s totally guilty and caught red-handed.

    2. Vree

      In fact, the whole strip is the same as if it was a younger sister rummaging through her older sister’s sh-stuff.

  76. tahrey

    So, er… OK… now… um…

    I’ve actually got a Biology degree, but I’m STILL not sure which one of the pair is now going to want to sterilise that contact area more thoroughly.

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