Well it’s not like Robin KNOWS her interns’ names… or how to get them… or really cares that they exist as humans at all save that they help her achieve her objectives and stoke her ego by supporting and cheering her…
“…”
?
“…”
“Um…?”
“…!!!”
“yyyes, Congresswoman?”
“Jeez, finally! I’ve been calling you for the past half-minute! Are you deaf or something?”
“… or something, Congresswoman.”
foamy
Congressional you sounds like a proposition.
Arianod
…or another sequel to Despicable Me.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
More like a weird variant on the “royal we”.
Leorale
Impress me, my sweet congressional you,
Depress me, you irrepressible you…
Robin in Short Packed was not bi, until Leslie chased her all over the place and finally got her.
I’m not sure Robin felt any attraction to Leslie as all: after all it was her sisters idea for Robin to be invited there by Leslie for her class. Little sister knowing Leslie has the hots for Robin and hoping maybe she would rub off some common sense on Robin.
Robin was pretty enthusiastic about sex with Leslie towards the end, so I’ve no clue where you’re getting this.
Mollyscribbles
I think she might’ve been demi and assumed she was straight by default because she had never really felt drawn to women prior to Leslie, and her attempts at dating dudes were because media conditions us to think that’s what you do when you’re a twentysomething female.
Adept Arcanist
Didn’t she canonically crush on Amber first?
Arianod
She totally did. Briefly.
Lailah
Robin spent ages with an unrequited crush on Amber, dude. Robin was always bi (IC. OOC, no, not so much.)
Mollyscribbles
My mistake! Been way too long since I reread Shortpacked.
thejeff
It’s understandable, since she spent most of the strip denying it. The straight with an exception bit was pretty much her stance, once she finally admitted interest in Leslie. Only near the end did she really open up on it.
It was never alive here at all. It was just a temporary one-sided crush that was turning desperately passive-manipulative and would have been abusive in the other direction had it ever succeeded.
I’m hoping this continues to weigh on Robin’s mind until she needs to understand why and comes back and discovers that Leslie’s opinion matters to her.
Please Willis, in our fantasy world give us a politician who rises to the responsibility of her position.
“Ah, yes, Arch-Mage!”
“Oh, hey Listener!”
“Wassup, Harbinger?”
“Ah, Dragonborn, how can I help you?”
“Oh, Guildmaster, sorry, didn’t see you there.”
“MY NAME IS ALWYN, DAMN IT! SAY MY FUCKING NAME!”
“Oh yes, look how Codsworth will say your name! It’s great!”
…
“Did I mention that only Codsworth says your name?”
foamy
It’s one greater than none. INFINITE PROGRESS, GENERAL.
But while you wait for further developments, another settlement needs your help.
Lipke the Articulate
“Say my name.”
“I’m sorry?”
“If you want me to go help that settlement, say my name.”
“Wha… General, this really isn’t the ti-”
“SAY MY NAME, PRESTON! JUST SAY IT DAMMIT!”
Meibolite
“Li- Little gre- green”
Lipke the Articulate
Dammit Krillin
Orion Fury
My character’s last name isn’t even a name, it’s a verb. I think I giggled when I heard him say it.
There was a PS1 RPG with a villainous organization called “Odessa”.
You could not only name all the playable characters, but also a bunch of NPCs as well.
…. I named them all Odessa.
“We must hurry to save Odessa from Odessa and regroup before Odessa attacks! Odessa and Odessa, you’re with me! Odessa, Odessa, and Odessa, stay here and guard the base! If Odessa calls, find out where Odessa is keeping her!”
It’s a good thing that Robin only has one Aide. Otherwise, she’d have to number them. Now she’ll have to number the “you”s in her life.
Back in the day, I wasted countless hours playing Hack, an ancient PC game where you explored a dungeon made of ASCII characters, fighting monsters (also ASCII characters) with your faithful (ASCII) dog. One of the fun features was the ability to name anything, including monsters. For instance, you could name an attacking goblin “yourself in the nuts”, creating the only context in the world where “You hit yourself in the nuts!” is good news.
Or I’d sometimes name my dog “your trousersnake”, leading to endlessley amusing results.
“The gnome missed your trousersnake!”
“your trousersnake hit the gnome!”
“your trousersnake killed a gnome!”
“your trousersnake ate a dead gnome!”
Yeah, my sense of humor can be incredibly juvenile at times.
But… does Robin really know her interns’ full names?
Does [s]Kyle[/s] [s]Aide[/s] you?
Would either of them care enough to follow up with Frieda?
That said, Dorothy should chase them out into the hall to follow up, just in case. Leslie would be super-understanding especially if Dorothy explained. (Also, she was a witness to most of it, not that Dorothy knows that.)
Reltzik
DAMN YOU HTML BRACKETS FOR NOT BEING BB-CODE BRACKETS!
ety
You even get a reminder every time you post about which one to use.
Reltzik
And that’s the problem! I should only get a reminder when I try to use them, not all the time so that I learn to ignore the reminder!
It’s all someone-other-than-me’s fault!
Joe Archer
Of course Robin doesn’t. Her campaign manager does.
302 thoughts on “Trivial”
Ana Chronistic
GREAT TIMING Les, gotta keep the Dumbiverse dramatic tension taut )=|
still doing better than if Trump were there tho
Sporky
It’s a shame, because with the knowledge that Leslie has at the moment, it’s the right move.
Reltzik
Well it’s not like Robin KNOWS her interns’ names… or how to get them… or really cares that they exist as humans at all save that they help her achieve her objectives and stoke her ego by supporting and cheering her…
miados
now i am curious how their political figures on the high end works or if they wont be revealed due to having no relevance to the story.
shammers
hfkjdfshkjfdhlfkjsfh i was SO HYPED
was
AnvilPro
Congressional Aide is my vote for DoA’s Hottest Lady
Ana Chronistic
you mean “you”
shammers
you mean “congressional you”
TheTJ
You mean “Congressional *Half-hearted Gesture*”
miados
congressional snap or whistle sound
Deanatay
“…”
?
“…”
“Um…?”
“…!!!”
“yyyes, Congresswoman?”
“Jeez, finally! I’ve been calling you for the past half-minute! Are you deaf or something?”
“… or something, Congresswoman.”
foamy
Congressional you sounds like a proposition.
Arianod
…or another sequel to Despicable Me.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
More like a weird variant on the “royal we”.
Leorale
Impress me, my sweet congressional you,
Depress me, you irrepressible you…
Dirk Right
I don’t think congressional aide has been stated to be trans, though.
MichaelLanting
Why would you vote a guy hottest lady?
Orion Fury
Free country?
Clif
Fair warning. It now costs you a dollar every time you say that.
Mr. Mendo
It’s like you can’t even be mad at her. She really doesn’t know…
Shade
Like a puppy, the ability to destroy people’s lives.
Shade
*with the
Pablo360
Oh, I most certainly can.
Opus the Poet
The Stoopid is strong in this one.
wheelpath
Man, the pity here is real. Robin x Leslie is only alive in Shortpacked D=
Dana
I choose to believe Robin is sad because she’s been rejected by the hot teacher.
Idontcarenomore
Robin in Short Packed was not bi, until Leslie chased her all over the place and finally got her.
I’m not sure Robin felt any attraction to Leslie as all: after all it was her sisters idea for Robin to be invited there by Leslie for her class. Little sister knowing Leslie has the hots for Robin and hoping maybe she would rub off some common sense on Robin.
Fart Captor
Robin was pretty enthusiastic about sex with Leslie towards the end, so I’ve no clue where you’re getting this.
Mollyscribbles
I think she might’ve been demi and assumed she was straight by default because she had never really felt drawn to women prior to Leslie, and her attempts at dating dudes were because media conditions us to think that’s what you do when you’re a twentysomething female.
Adept Arcanist
Didn’t she canonically crush on Amber first?
Arianod
She totally did. Briefly.
Lailah
Robin spent ages with an unrequited crush on Amber, dude. Robin was always bi (IC. OOC, no, not so much.)
Mollyscribbles
My mistake! Been way too long since I reread Shortpacked.
thejeff
It’s understandable, since she spent most of the strip denying it. The straight with an exception bit was pretty much her stance, once she finally admitted interest in Leslie. Only near the end did she really open up on it.
Reltzik
It was never alive here at all. It was just a temporary one-sided crush that was turning desperately passive-manipulative and would have been abusive in the other direction had it ever succeeded.
showler
I’m hoping this continues to weigh on Robin’s mind until she needs to understand why and comes back and discovers that Leslie’s opinion matters to her.
Please Willis, in our fantasy world give us a politician who rises to the responsibility of her position.
Fauna Sarcastic
YOU IS THE LOWEST LEVEL
AIDE IS THE HIGHEST
YOU DONE FUCKED UP YOU
Wizard
“I used to address him as, ‘Hey, you!’, but that seemed too personal. Now it’s just ‘Hey!'”
Ubertenorman
Is she supposed to be a sexy lesbian Michelle Bachman?
Fart Captor
No, she doesn’t look enough like an alien wearing a human husk
Charles Phipps
She’s Palin Trump Pence.
nobodybasically
She’s also got some Cruz in her.
nobodybasically
Wait a minute, meant Rubio. Dammit, picked the wrong one.
tim gueguen
Robin’s a not very bright opportunist. Bachmann honest believes her nonsense.
(((Mkvenner)))
Yes the mind can vomit.
Doctor_Who
Surprised the tags don’t say “You” now.
Cattleprod
Ah, the indignity of being a nameable protagonist in a fully voiced video game.
Ana Chronistic
funny, first “You” that comes to mind is Lone Survivor
Disloyal Subject
Nowhere near as bad as being a Pokemon rival.
A Scientist
“Why did my parents name me ‘Poop?’ Who does that? Is 10 years old old enough to legally change it?”
No wonder he was always such a jerk. He was just fighting back.
Lipke the Articulate
“Ah, yes, Arch-Mage!”
“Oh, hey Listener!”
“Wassup, Harbinger?”
“Ah, Dragonborn, how can I help you?”
“Oh, Guildmaster, sorry, didn’t see you there.”
“MY NAME IS ALWYN, DAMN IT! SAY MY FUCKING NAME!”
foamy
Codsworth will!
PROGRESS IS BEING MADE
Lipke the Articulate
“Oh yes, look how Codsworth will say your name! It’s great!”
…
“Did I mention that only Codsworth says your name?”
foamy
It’s one greater than none. INFINITE PROGRESS, GENERAL.
But while you wait for further developments, another settlement needs your help.
Lipke the Articulate
“Say my name.”
“I’m sorry?”
“If you want me to go help that settlement, say my name.”
“Wha… General, this really isn’t the ti-”
“SAY MY NAME, PRESTON! JUST SAY IT DAMMIT!”
Meibolite
“Li- Little gre- green”
Lipke the Articulate
Dammit Krillin
Orion Fury
My character’s last name isn’t even a name, it’s a verb. I think I giggled when I heard him say it.
Reltzik
There was a PS1 RPG with a villainous organization called “Odessa”.
You could not only name all the playable characters, but also a bunch of NPCs as well.
…. I named them all Odessa.
“We must hurry to save Odessa from Odessa and regroup before Odessa attacks! Odessa and Odessa, you’re with me! Odessa, Odessa, and Odessa, stay here and guard the base! If Odessa calls, find out where Odessa is keeping her!”
It’s a good thing that Robin only has one Aide. Otherwise, she’d have to number them. Now she’ll have to number the “you”s in her life.
ety
Wild Arms? or something like that? I haven’t played it, but I’ve looked up shit-tons of old RPGs recently.
Reltzik
Close. Wild Arms 2.
Wizard
Back in the day, I wasted countless hours playing Hack, an ancient PC game where you explored a dungeon made of ASCII characters, fighting monsters (also ASCII characters) with your faithful (ASCII) dog. One of the fun features was the ability to name anything, including monsters. For instance, you could name an attacking goblin “yourself in the nuts”, creating the only context in the world where “You hit yourself in the nuts!” is good news.
Or I’d sometimes name my dog “your trousersnake”, leading to endlessley amusing results.
“The gnome missed your trousersnake!”
“your trousersnake hit the gnome!”
“your trousersnake killed a gnome!”
“your trousersnake ate a dead gnome!”
Yeah, my sense of humor can be incredibly juvenile at times.
The Other Mike
I like the idea of naming them all I Say so that everybody sounds like Foghorn Leghorn.
I Say...
That sounds about one egg short of a dozen.
Kernanator
Interns? What intern? Robin’s never even heard of interns!
Fart Captor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
foamy
I’ll second this. Damnit, so close!
Please let Dorothy follow up on this. 🙁
Reltzik
But… does Robin really know her interns’ full names?
Does [s]Kyle[/s] [s]Aide[/s] you?
Would either of them care enough to follow up with Frieda?
That said, Dorothy should chase them out into the hall to follow up, just in case. Leslie would be super-understanding especially if Dorothy explained. (Also, she was a witness to most of it, not that Dorothy knows that.)
Reltzik
DAMN YOU HTML BRACKETS FOR NOT BEING BB-CODE BRACKETS!
ety
You even get a reminder every time you post about which one to use.
Reltzik
And that’s the problem! I should only get a reminder when I try to use them, not all the time so that I learn to ignore the reminder!
It’s all someone-other-than-me’s fault!
Joe Archer
Of course Robin doesn’t. Her campaign manager does.