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Office
Posted on January 2, 2013 by David M Willis
Online dictionaries and etymologies sure do give a lot of different ways to spell "high-falutin'."  I chose my favorite.

58 thoughts on “Office”

  1. addude

    Good come back Jason. Sassy.

    1. discountmusketeer

      He’s always been a sasshouse.

  2. Sir Robin

    So now they have to go back to Sal’s room …

    1. Aizat

      Cue drunk Billie.

      1. Yotomoe

        You do not have to cue drunk Billie. Billie knows what her fans want and refuses to break character.

        1. Kernanator

          All drunk, all the time.

        2. Undrave

          “Billies knows what her fans want”… then why isn’t she having naked licky time with Ruth or Sal? Or both?

        3. mrelegos

          Because you always leave them wanting more!

        4. Wack'd

          Ruth and Sal are not as savvy to the whims of fans.

        5. DaJoshMaster

          I’m not saying they are, but can you see them both at the same time right now?

    2. Loki

      I still think Jason is co-operating with this WAY to much for it be actually against his will.

  3. Wonder Wig

    Don’t know much about History.
    Don’t know much Biology.
    Don’t know much about the Science book.
    Don’t know much about the French I took.
    But I do know that I love you,
    and I know that 1 + 1 makes 2.
    Oh what a wonderful world this would be.

    1. addude

      Oh I love that song

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    Sal was lucky to get that loner gig when she did.

    1. Aizat

      Loner gigs are easy. It’s just that the loner biker rebel gigs are taken.

      1. Resne

        I hear the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise is hiring.

        1. LuckyStar7

          Magic the Gathering is always opening for positions.

  5. David Herbert

    Then it turns out the other teacher assumes Jason is acting out a teacher/student fantasy. Awkward.

    1. David Herbert

      Called it.

  6. Yotomoe

    Well It’s your fault for not signing up for it as soon as it became available, Jason. Don’t take it out on Sal just cuz you missed your chance.

    1. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

      But…She’s already doing it to him, and he either owes her one ‘lest he will have to get a tattoo on his ‘arse’ that says “Property of Sal Walkerton” if he doesn’t find his pie-assed wanker balls soon.

  7. Aizat

    Well, there’s always an opening for deadpan snarkers.

    1. Yotomoe

      I dunno. We’ve kinda got a surplus of those.

      1. Aizat

        Well, you can never have enough snarkers.

        1. Yotomoe

          We could start a Snarker team

        2. Kernanator

          But who would be team captain?

        3. Wonder Wig

          Obviously who ever snarked the most about how lame team captains are is the most qualified to be snarker captain.

        4. Kernanator

          This is the competition for snarker captain, not hipster captain.

        5. Ryorin

          I feel like this competition is destined to end in bloodshed.

        6. Aizat

          Bloodshed? Ooh, ooh, pick me.

  8. Kernanator

    Yeah, when teachers say they’re only available during office hours, they mean it. They’ll enforce it with a shotgun if need be.

    1. Yotomoe

      They’ll teach you to respect their athoritah.

      1. Kernanator

        Man, could you imagine if teachers were authorized to use shotguns in a classroom? You’d have a lot fewer students speaking out of turn, I bet.

        1. Regalli

          Not necessarily. There’d probably be at least one classroom where the kids ganged up on the teacher and took the gun from them. And the teacher’s clothes. Not because they wanted them or anything, just to leave them tied up in their underwear in a classroom with a badly-spelled note saying “School is for losers!” on the chalkboard.

          Aaah, kindergarteners.

        2. Bluebird

          If the students (or professors for that matter) are anything like I remember of my college days; there would be a lot fewer students, period.

        3. Kernanator

          Yeah, that’s part of their authority as well. If someone does something bad, they shoot the student, and then bring the corpse out for every class after that, as an example.

  9. james

    Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz,Please be Faz.

    1. HK-A6A7

      Oh God! NO!!
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  10. jsepeta

    at any high school in America, the only thing keeping the students from harassing the teachers or killing them is human decency. there are far more students than teachers, and if they decided to riot, the results would look like an Iranian revolution.

    1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      Congratulations. You just described the situation for America in general. There aren’t enough police or soldiers to keep the populace from rioting. People just don’t because they A. tend to not realize that the system only works because we let it, and B. don’t want to be one of the ones that dies taking down the ones with more guns. Which is why I propose C. Go after the assholes who think they “own” the people with all those guns (law enforcement and the military) just because they have more money, and put -them- at the bottom. 😀

  11. leadsynth

    I think this is exactly how Sal would say “high-falutin’.”

    Um, I also need tutoring. How do I get this Gravatar thing to work? I dunno if I’m doing it right.

  12. Tenn

    I prefer “hye-phallooten”.

    1. begbert2

      Hyphen-looting.

      1. Yotomoe

        *takes your hyphens*

  13. jnzooger

    Well, I called “Maths” but from the wrong character. Dang it.

  14. Dr.Z

    I guess Sal is going to get away with this BS under the “WACKY HIJINKS!!!!!11!!!@!” clause of the setting.

    1. begbert2

      Sal’s not actually doing anything at the moment. It appears that he’s willingly let her ‘drag’ him to his office just to give him the opportunity to one-up her by pointing out it’s already full after she wasted the trip. With the frequent jab at how uncivilized she is along the way.

      If anything, he’s been taking this as an excuse to mock her.

      1. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

        Like + 1

    2. Borp

      Yeah, all that stuff like Dina being suspected to have a mental disorder because of her quirks, Sarah being treated with disdain for calling the cops on her roommate and Joyce being drugged. Hijinks!

  15. Gordon Blvd

    MAN ALIVE!!!!! Do I LOVE these two or what?!!!!

  16. Black Bumblebee

    I’m lucky to even share an office with two others as an adjunct professor. At the other college I teach at, I don’t even GET an office.

  17. Vree

    There are dictionaries that include “high-falutin'”? I demand that you name them for me.

  18. TheBenenator

    Get a room, you two.

    …oh, wait.

  19. HLY

    sals actually really cute when shes not scowling…

    also, I am now imagining a gang of bikers in sweater vests. this pleases me greatly

  20. Intie

    And now I ship them.

  21. MR C

    i’m callin it, these two are goin to the bone zone

  22. shecterman15

    Cue JasonXSal hanky-panky scene NOW!

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