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Gift
Posted on January 24, 2014 by David M Willis

277 thoughts on “Gift”

  1. Jen Aside

    SOCK

    so shut up

    1. Jen Aside

      I like how she has to check, too, like she forgot

      1. GoogerGeiger

        I think that’s just Willis reminding everyone that she doesn’t wear feet.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You meant shoes right, feet ain’t usually detachable after all.

        2. GoogerGeiger

          AGHHHGBHBLAAAAAA

        3. Eromer

          I think you broke googer…..

        4. Parnifia the Bastard

          Maybe he/she/it CAME broken. Like certain games I may or may not mention.

        5. asmcint

          Like Karate Kid, or Action 52? Wizard of Oz? Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

        6. phroggonalog

          like nhl 14

        7. eff this my name is S.A.L.

          Like Golden Compass for the DS?
          You can’t play through the tutorial because the glitch is IN the tutorial.

        8. Boom

          You do know nobody will ever let that go, right/

        9. Just Cheeto Dust

          It could also be a reference to Buffalo Bill making shoes.

        10. desai

          Nope, nope, I prefer GoogerGeiger’s version. Sierra seems like she wouldn’t like to wear feet, if it was an option, anyway.

        11. SgtNumnum

          I’m pretty sure you meant socks. This can only end in sex or extreme awkwardness

        12. Roborat

          Well, if it is any consolation, if you had been talking about a certain mechanical person in another, closely related comic, you would have been correct.

    2. LiaHansen

      I believe you meant to say, “Put a sock in it”

      1. Sageress

        Sock it to me!

    3. otusasio451

      TOTALLY CALLED IT.

    4. Guest Person Dude

      This sock, is no liar. Joe would be admonished, but he’s busy working it.

  2. Nym

    Ahahahaha, Joe. Of course you always carry a spare.

    1. Opus the Poet

      Yes, but you don’t want to know where he keeps that sock.

  3. Metroidwave

    The comments are getting prophetic

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      …not to mention pornographic. 😀

    2. TheStranger

      I read that as “prophylactic”

      1. jbear

        exactly

      2. Grent

        That too.

      3. Psycho

        I am guilty of that as well

  4. Jackson

    I can ship it.

    1. Mr. Random

      That implies there is something you can’t.

      1. someguywithakatana

        Blaine and Mary

        1. someguywithakatana

          Ship it mother fucker! I dare you! I double dare you!

        2. Water

          You avatar and username make this all the better. Besides that would interfere with most people’s OTP of BlainexTruck

        3. Mr K

          Or Blaine/Bullet. Or Blaine/Gallon of acid.

        4. ninja_jesus

          I read the first one as Blaine/Buttlet. I’ve been watching too much Game Grumps lately.

        5. LiaHansen

          Truck: Senpai Blaine!

          Blaine: Oh fu-

          (Splorch)

        6. Mr. Random

          Ultimate tsundere.

        7. LiaHansen

          Blaine: *abuses loved ones*

          Truck: BAKA!

          (Splorch)

        8. Bastylos

          BlainexUltraCar?

        9. Mr K

          I know something even worse. Blaine/Amber/Faz! Try to top me there!

        10. Tom Speelman

          OH GOD THE PAIN!

        11. Aizat

          Well, the worse thing I can think off that could top that is laundry list of crimes against humanity.

        12. Just Cheeto Dust

          Any combination involving Faz getting spitroasted has to be worse than this.

        13. rowanmikaio

          It’s called a strap-on.

        14. Just Cheeto Dust

          Well, if you’re going to bring that up, why not substitute a fist attachment?

        15. Kevin

          Blaine and Danny, with Amber walking in on them.

        16. Jammy

          Eh…

        17. Dibullba

          I can top that. BatmanXRobin, except Faz is Robin… Faz in tights!

        18. someguywithakatana

          He’s Faz!

          HE’S FAZ!

          He’s Faz in tiiiiiiiiiights!

          He roams around the forest looking for physical contact with a lady!

          “That was off-tempo…”

          YOU’RE OFF-TEMPO!!!

        19. Roborat

          But, do you triple dog dare him? Huh? Do you?

        20. SgtNumnum

          What is wrong with you?

        21. someguywithakatana

          Well, I.. I kill people and I eat hands… that’s… that’s two things…

  5. Mr. Random

    Well, then. Now i just picture Joe lying in wait, every day.

    1. Sageress

      Like a cockodile.

      1. LiaHansen

        *Sockodile

        1. Guest Person Dude

          Thanks to this chain of comments, I now know where the spare sock is kept.

        2. Narf

          +100

      2. Kiggy

        I see what you did there.

    2. Just Cheeto Dust

      Like some kind of sex ninja.

      1. LiaHansen

        *Sox ninja

        1. Mr. Random

          Your pun-fu is strong. Like the tea in Boston Harbor!

        2. Sageress

          Boston Red Sox Ninja

        3. John

          Would not tea dumped in a harbor become weak, in most settings? Especially the historical setting we are referencing where they certainly did not have enough tea in Boston to make Boston harbor completely tea.

  6. shadowcell

    inb4 special pornographic spinoff adventure, “Joe and Sierra Perform a Sex”

    1. Wack'd

      “And for an Umpteenth Time it’s Pretty Much Exactly What You’d Expect”

      1. The Candyman

        JASPASAFTUTIEWYE, if you want to keep things simple.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      More like “Joe and Sierra Perform a Sox” 😛

      1. Tom T.

        Like

  7. David Herbert

    Hope they gave Sierra a few of those Amazi-condoms.

    1. Just Cheeto Dust

      “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.”

      1. Zababcd

        Pretty sure you don’t need one of those if you go alone.

        1. David Herbert

          It’d make clean up easier for a dude.

        2. Seerow

          Ew no

        3. Just Cheeto Dust

          You mean you want the mess?

        4. Just Cheeto Dust

          But if you don’t remain alone (like in this morning’s comic), then they might be needed.

    2. Bill

      I think there were only two of them, and I’m sure Dorothy and Walker have used them up already.  Paging Roz DeSanto!!

      1. David Herbert

        It’d be funny if Dorothy came out in a towel and took the whole box of them.

      2. guy in the bushes

        Oh please,
        As though Joe doesn’t already have a roll of condoms at hand. He probably buys them in bulk.

    3. Jordan

      Knowing Joe, he almost certainly carries them around on his person at all times.

  8. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

    I ship it.

  9. Doctor_Who

    Now here’s a ship that never even occurred to me.

    1. Sageress

      Then you haven’t been trying!

      1. Aizat

        The mind of the shipper: Everything is shippable….even the ones that doesn’t make sense.

        1. MM

          Especially the ones that don’t make sense.

        2. Aizat

          Yeah, especially that.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          We call those crack ships.

        4. GoogerGeiger

          Crack a bottle of champagne against any ship and she’ll be setting sail!

        5. Mr. Random

          Crack like cocaine.
          You can quit anytime you want.
          Really.

        6. Pureed Madness

          GPOY

        7. Aizat

          Not really.

  10. Claire

    GO JOE

    1. lejwocky

      Yo Joe!

      1. LiaHansen

        Mojo Jojo!

        1. Mr. Random

          Go, monkey, go!

        2. Jen Aside

          GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

        3. Dante

          GO GO POWER RANGERS

        4. Sageress

          Go Go Bravo!

        5. begbert2

          Mach a Go Go Go!

        6. The Phantom's Belch

          Go, Speed Racer. Go, Speed Racer. Go, Speed Racer, goooo…

        7. Roborat

          Thunderbirds are go!

    2. Golbez the Awesome

      HENSHIN A GO-GO, BABY!

      1. RobHagen

        Monster-A-Go Go!

  11. DannyIsOkay

    Aww. I want to see more of Sierra. She’s like Dina, but more outwardly pleasant and just generally sweet.

    1. Kelly

      >outwardly pleasant and just generally sweet.

      Sierra is nice, but gotta disagree with that.

      1. taekwondogirl

        Why exactly? I disagree with you disagreeing.

        1. begbert2

          He probably forgot to include the “more”; I interpret his post as a defense against the implication of a pleasantness and sweetness deficiency in Dina.

        2. Kelly

          Comment from the far future for archive trawlers! Yes, I am pretty sure that is what I meant at the time.

    2. Jelli

      Yeah, Sierra is a total sweetheart. She just got kicked out the room and the first thing is does is try to ensure Dorothy and Walky have privacy. You’re good people, Sierra.

    3. Jordan

      She’s more socially competent. She’s still weird, but weird within somewhat ‘normal’ boundaries.

  12. sps48

    Sierra’s cute. I nominate her for the next Slipshine!
    Yeah, next will be from Shortpacked!, sue me.

  13. Ragnal

    So whoja just finish fucking, Joe?

    I mean that’s WAY too fucking convenient, even for you.

  14. KingMabel

    *starts playing porn music

    1. Aizat

      Let’s just make it a general rule that every time Joe is around, the instrumental version of Careless Whisper is playing in the background.

      1. Calvin Coolage

        Well, I am gonna remember this one. Joe gets a theme song.

        1. KingMabel

          Joe is the Duke Devlin of this series.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Personally I think The Ding Dong Song suits Joe better.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

        1. Aizat

          Nah….I equate that song to a Douchequake.

      3. Batman1016

        I always hear an instrumental version of Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music” when Joe walks on panel.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_KFs_D71M

        Now that right there is some classic Joe-in’ music!

        1. Golbez the Awesome

          YAAAAAAASSS

      4. Kiggy

        ^^^THIS^^^

  15. Keroshino

    Well, looks like Sierra is about to get…Joe’d

    1. Aizat

      YEAH!

  16. Aizat

    It’s Joe…what else I can expect?

  17. Wonder Wig

    “How often I find myself drawn here.”
    *Joe and Sierra look at us.*

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Joe is drawn there as often as Willis draws him there, natch.

      1. saltchocolate

        I see what you did there, Plas.

        1. Arkadi

          Wonder Wig did the same thing :3

      2. Just Cheeto Dust

        Now I want to see a DoA version of “Duck Amuck.”

    2. Joanna

      Yes, I saw that too. I snurked.

      Well played Willis and well caught Wonder Wig!

  18. Kernanator

    JOE ROSENTHAL IS…

    THE SOCKMAN.

  19. Jay Eff

    Ah! The comments section called it yesterday!

    I bet Yotomoe wishes he was Joe right about now..

    1. Aizat

      Everyone wishes that they are Joe right now.

      1. Arkadi

        Agreed.

      2. Leomon

        Actually..I’m glad I’m not.

        Sure, it’d be nice to have sex w/o going a decade at a time between events but I’m not sold being an ass the rest of the time would be worth it.

  20. Tucker

    Oh wait… not a spoiler, but aren’t they uh… “soiling” Sierras bunk?

    1. David Willis

      No. Dorothy has her own.

      1. Jordan

        You seem to choose the most random posts to respond to, but still, good to know that they’re considerate of roommate boundaries etc.

        1. Hotsauce

          He just goes where he feels needed.

        2. Roborat

          Yup, he is the Littlest Hobo of webcomic artists.

          (Holy obscure reference Batman!)

    2. George

      “Soiling” has the wrong implications. I would have gone with “seasoning”.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Or even “caramelising”.

        1. Aizat

          I’d go with the bedroom tango.

        2. saltchocolate

          Christening.

      2. Opus the Poet

        +1

  21. LiamAldam

    Hunh, I didn’t see that coming.

    1. Hotsauce

      That’s what she said.

      1. Roborat

        Babum-pish

  22. Kiwi Brony

    You know Danny is gonna be busy for a while….

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, being around Blaine warps time.

    2. Mr K

      I hope he gets a clue. His biggest problem is that he doesn’t trust his own judgement. For example, listening to Billie about Sal being Amazi-Girl and trusting Blaine despite him being really suspicious.

      1. Jen Aside

        Blaine’s suspicious to US. To Danny, he’s some dad.

        1. Jordan

          Not to mention that Danny is kind of an idiot on a good day.

        2. Jen Aside

          I just realized I phrased that wrong.

          “The day Blaine graced your dorm, it was the worst day of your life… To Danny, Blaine was a dad.”

      2. Kiwi Brony

        “This doesn’t feel right, I don’t think we should do this”.
        “It’ll be fine”.
        “Good point, that makes sense. Let’s do this”.

        1. Mr. Random

          “This doesn’t feel right. I don’t think we should do this.”
          “It was your idea. You shouldn’t leave things unfinished. It’s not a good character trait.”
          “I… Guess your right.”

        2. Roborat

          “This doesn’t feel right, I don’t think we should do this”

          “Wrong hole.”

  23. JessWitt

    Oh Sierra, even I’m not that naive. And I’m the very definition of naivete.

    1. MrMyerst

      Sierra may be completely in on Joes lie, and just playing along.
      I like to think so, she seems like the sorta person who would do that ^^

    2. DavidMcG

      I bet she thinks Joe will have sex with her if she plays her cards right. And she is probably correct. Poor naive Sierra. *shakes head*

      1. Historyman68

        Um. Why wouldn’t she think that?

        1. Gamaran Sepudomyn

          Because she doesn’t realize that Joe will do so anyway.

    3. Kevin

      One time I emailed Fred Gallagher to say I was the most sackless pushover afraid-of-girls pansy in the world and even I thought Pyro was unrealistically shy and stupid.

      He took the time to write back and explain I shouldn’t fill myself in the character’s shoes. It took me years to respect him for that.

      1. Kevin

        “I spelled Piro’s name wrong didn’t I? Well, how would I even know, Fred hasn’t updated Megatokyo in WHAT THE FU-“

        1. Roborat

          Yea, good time to come back, it is starting to get interesting.

  24. Trrebi

    Alright everybody, line up your bets! Will Joe get his SOCK on with Sierra?

    1. Doctor_Who

      He’ll sock it to her!

      1. LiaHansen

        He’s gonna sock her world!

        1. Aizat

          Well, I hope he blew her socks off.

        2. GoogerGeiger

          I just hope he puts a sock on HIS knob. If you know what I mean ehehehehehehe

        3. MO

          I hope he GETS socked.
          Like, as in punched.

          I will thrive on his pain.

    2. DannyIsOkay

      I thought he’d be getting his socks off?

    3. Cinnamon

      Joe gets with Sierra, has no sock to let people know of it, Joe is disappoint.

  25. Yotomoe

    I’m on my phone cuz my internet’s out so here’s the gist. I love Sierra. Joes got game! Joe, you stay away from my Sierra! I predicted the no socks thing. Seriously though, sierra’s the best. She should be the main character. That about covers it.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Willis’ next comic: It’s Sierra!

      #1 comic on the web with foot fetishists!

      1. Yotomoe

        I’D READ IT. DAILY. HOURLY.
        …
        MINUTELY.

    2. sps48

      You predicted the character who never wears socks wouldn’t have a sock?

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        Who hasn’t plucked low-hanging fruit before?

        1. Mr. Random

          Most fruit pickers. The best ones are high up and in the middle.

        2. Yotomoe

          I would imagine at some point a fruit picker would pick a low hanging fruit at some point.

    3. Carlos

      YOTOMOE! LOOK AWAY! You shouldn’t have to endure watching your true love getting prepped for an attempted joeing

  26. Aria

    There’s no way that I’m the only one who groaned, expecting a votey joke about his being DRAWN there.

    1. Ben

      Thank God I’m not the only one.

  27. newllend

    Joe can wait his turn for sex after walky and Dorothy are done-Wait a minute what the hell is he doing there anyway?

    1. Aizat

      He’s drawn to sex like Jason Vorhees?

      1. newllend

        Ha! that made my day

    2. That Damn Rat

      Gee, why would Joe be in the girl’s dorm…what(or who) could he have been doing…..

      1. newllend

        He was probably looking to do all of them

  28. Bill

    But isn’t the sock/towel/whatever supposed to be hung on the doorknob to let an absent roommate know something is going on *before* they try to come into the room?  Since Sierra got the bum’s rush out the door, she already knows what’s going down between Dorothy and Walky so hanging a sock on the door now is unnecessary.

    1. Henry

      Yes, but Joe just really wants that sock to move past its undeserved reputation as a liar.

    2. Blue Dragon

      Actually, unless Sierra wants to guard the door full time until they’re done, the sock would serve as a signal that they haven’t come out, yet. (One presumes that Walky would notice the sock as he was leaving and remove it.)

  29. Ugakicka

    I can tell the next Gender Studies class is gonna be a good one.

  30. Plasma Mongoose

    Joe refers to his condoms as ‘socks’ because they can fit a foot inside them. 😀

    1. Aizat

      Yes, but can it dent metal?

      1. Blue Dragon

        Aluminum foil? Yes.
        Aluminum can? Sometimes.
        No experimentation beyond the above described w/o significant funding.
        I’ll leave it to others to write the research grant proposal.

  31. Sensedog

    If the next Slipshine-exclusive comic by Willis were to involve Sierra, I would be inclined to buy a subscription for that one as well.

  32. NF

    Joe, go away. Please.

  33. Jon P

    Joe, you creepy asshole.

  34. Baker

    I still think a sock on the door is a bad idea with Ruth as the RA. No one likely visits Dorothy and Sierra anyway aside from Joyce, and she wouldn’t have a clue what it meant. Ruth on the other hand probably patrols the hall often. A simple locked door seems like their safest bet.

    1. Norah

      Are you saying Sierra doesn’t have any friends, other than Dorothy?

      1. Baker

        On the one hand she logically does. On the other hand no other existing major or minor characters appear to be friends with her. If anyone was going to open that door it’d likely be Ruth or Joyce for drama reasons, it probably wouldn’t be a new minor character friend of Sierra. If the door isn’t locked already only Ruth would have a key anyway.

        1. Jordan

          If Joyce opened the door, that would make things SO awkward.

        2. Nono

          She knows Billie at least, just not on a friends-lets-go-hang-out way. I imagine in the dorm most of the girls know each other on a name or appearance basis, especially with all the meetings Ruth forces.

        3. John

          There’ve been two floor meetings in the three weeks of school: One on move-in day, one as part of the fallout of Billie pulling the fire alarm. The latter was required by higher authority; the former probably was as well. Both of them were much more… efficient than any floor meeting I remember from when I was in college.

          The main thing that she’s really gung-ho about is making sure everyone attends.

    2. timemonkey

      Does Ruth care whose getting laid?

    3. Pat

      Isn’t the sock-on-the-door thing something you do to warn your roommates? Both times we’ve seen it in this comic, the roommates did it themselves. Are they afraid they might forget if they don’t alert themselves?

      1. Roborat

        Maybe they were hoping to get some sympathy sex?

  35. Chico

    I just want to say I will never be able to ever look at Dorothy the same way again, ever

    1. Arkadi

      Which way?

    2. begbert2

      Seriously? She’s been macking hard on Walky for like, half the comic. This wasn’t foreshadowed; this was inevitable.

  36. nalem

    RUN SIERRA, RUN

    1. KingMabel

      She won’t get far, Joe works faster than he finishes

    2. Aizat

      Faster, faster.

  37. Bickendan

    And Sierra got Joed.

  38. Megasteve

    There are not enough words in the English language to describe the affection I feel for Joe.

  39. Heavensrun

    It amuses me when something features prominently in the comments, and then the next day’s comic (written and drawn months ago) comes up and is about that SPECIFIC THING.

    1. Jen Aside

      nearly the only time Willis is predictable

  40. The Sandman

    I’m surprised Joe doesn’t carry an assortment of signs with him, denoting how many women are inside, whether it’s a quickie or a marathon session, and whether anyone can join in or if it’s by invite only.

    1. RobHagen

      Socks with Toes = Multiple ladies.
      Ankle Sock = Quickie.
      Ladies’ Pantyhose = Marathon.

  41. shaggydog

    This is a classic Joe moment.

  42. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

    Oh, god, so cute…

  43. Shanunu

    I’m honestly interested. Given characteristics within races as I seem to see portrayed by Willis, I’m gonna guess Sierra is some type of black. (I’m guessing entirely based on how he draws Sarah’s hair and Sarah’s and Jacob’s noses). I’m also guessing Sarah has natural hair or some huge dreadlocks, consisering how she wears it.

    GIVEN these guesses, I wonder if Sierra’s hair is natural or relaxed
    .. I mean, there’s no way natural hair would sit that straight, unless she juat flat irons the roots but leaves the ends. Then again, she doesn’t wear shoes so I wonder if she would flat iron at all (natural hair logic).

    I guess she could be texlaxed and have really loose curls. Or maybe not be black at all and I should be asleep at 2:30 AM.

    1. Joh

      I always guessed that she was some variety of Southern Asian or Southeast Asian.

      Sierra is the most adorable of the characters, IMHO. Maybe I have a foot fetish.

      1. Nono

        I get a Filipino vibe for some reason. Maybe because of Malaya.

      2. Shanunu

        South eastern asian would make sense, I suppose, but I don’t know quite as much about their hair as I do of my own race XD

      3. All-purpose guru

        I was guessing Indonesian, or maybe ethnic Hawaiian.

    2. begbert2

      Huh. The only bit of information that I derive from her hair is the fact that she only has one eye – she’s an off-center cyclops.

      1. Shanunu

        Well I did say guess and not know.

  44. Idon'tcarenomore

    Yup, just ‘happened’ to be in the girls wing.

    Just happened to have a sock.

    Joe is cute and so is she. Sierra can’t go back in her room for awhile anyway, she may as well enjoy a little ‘Joe”.

  45. CianM1301

    So, did Joe inherit his sex-sensing abilities from Mr. Rosenthal, or did he pick it up on his own?

  46. John

    Oh my god, this is wonderful. I love this version of Joe

    1. Incubus

      This versions Joe is the most Mature he’s ever been. He’s still a horndog, but he’s got this roguish charm about him now that he isn’t beating up nerds like Howard.

      1. John

        Yeah, he’s the good qualities without the loathsome qualities. This is a Joe I’d bone without feeling filthy afterwards, to be a little crude.

        1. rachel

          that’s why we’re all here, friend.

          ok, some of us are here to set fire the horrific tar-filled boat of the s.s. danny

          but no, most of us are here to be a little crude. YEAH

          also 100% agreement

  47. Joh

    Now do we get a Joe/Sierra comic?

    1. Joh

      Specifically, a naughty one.

  48. Jordan

    He’s gonna get laid too, isn’t he?

    1. Arkadi

      They’re both gonna.

  49. Crumplepunch

    “…giving socks to other people having sex. Huh. I should probably have thought this line through better.”

  50. Jack Finch

    Joe Joe gadget….

    1. Maycroft

      GO!!!!!!!!

  51. Pinja

    Duuuuuuuuuu iiieeeeeeeeeeet

  52. MO

    Oh look, my favorite girl character and least favorite guy character interacting together.

    Please God don’t let this go where i fear it will go.

    Please.

    1. Pinja

      Joe is worse than Danny, Mike and Ethan?

      Rlly?

      1. MO

        To me, at least. I don’t have any strong opinions for or against the three you mention, but just about everything I’ve seen Joe do made me dislike him a little more. He hasn’t done anything HUGE that I hate, but all the little things have really started to accumulate. There’s just no part of his character I really agree with.

        1. Spectre

          I’m still stumped on how he managed to trump Blaine and date-rape guy. That’s an impressive level of hate right there.

        2. MO

          I’m not really counting those two, since they’re pretty much villains, and no healthy-minded person is MEANT to find them relatable. Joe is different because I’m not supposed to dislike him, but i still do.

    2. timemonkey

      Yeah, it would be terrible is Sierra had a pleasant sexual experience. Absolutely terrible.

      1. MO

        Wait, sexual experience? No no no, I’m afraid Joe will trap Sierra’s spirit in her own shrunken head to have her as his servant in the afterlife. What’re YOU thinking?

        1. Chase

          So, what you’re saying is Joe is equivalent to Satan?

        2. MO

          What? No dude, he is clearly a dark voodoo priest. Why has no one else caught on to that yet?! It’s SO OBVIOUS, gosh!

  53. Bill

    Honestly curious.  I got the distinct impression that while Walky was exploring new territories this wasn’t necessarily Dorothy’s first rodeo, and we already know about Sal and the TA as well as Joe and Roz.  On the other hand, I’m certain that at the very least Joyce, Dina, Danny, and Amber are still rookies.  So who else in the Dumbiverse is ‘experienced’ and who isn’t?

    1. timemonkey

      Distinct impression? She already told us she slept with Danny. Then Joe told us she took Danny’s virginity. Like a couple weeks ago.

      1. nick

        It was established when Danny and Amber first met that Danny had consummated his relationship with Dorothy

      2. Bill

        I went back and found a strip when Dorothy was borrowing shoes from Danny that confirmed that as well … so we can scratch Danny from the ‘virgin’ list.  It’s just that he has shown himself as so clueless I figured he was the kind of guy who wouldn’t be able to score in a cathouse with a fistful of fifties.

  54. hof1991

    I’m looking for someone to sink this ship. Maybe with a baseball bat, maybe with a hockey stick.

    This ship can’t sail without a little more drama and Willis never wastes a chance for drama and a long story line.

  55. Blue Dragon

    I don’t think Joe’s looking for any travel by ship. Oh, sure, while the ship is docked he might visit. Use the exercise equipment. Visit the all you can eat buffet. Enjoy the amenities… But if that ship lifts anchor. he won’t be on it. There’s just way too many other ships in this university port.

  56. Arkadi

    So, if Sierra is getting joe’d… that means Joe is getting sierra’ed?

  57. OmegaDez

    And now, for something completely different.

    Did I mention I love Sierra? And she doesn’t even wear glasses!

  58. ridtom

    Who else but Joe?

    *Cue laugh track*

  59. OhHey

    Speaking of Superheroes.

  60. f.p.

    He finds himself drawn there… literally in our case.

  61. LiamAldam

    Too bad Sierra’s as celibate as Joyce.

    1. Jen Aside

      That makes me wonder: If Joyce is a college-age Willis author avatar, how long before she’s drawing a comic about a character named “Joyce Baratheon” called “It’s Barry!” [and, years later, drawing porn]?

    2. Arkadi

      Is that canon?

      1. David Willis

        I don’t believe anything like that’s been stated.

        1. Roborat

          But you have to admit, it would be funny.

  62. Kathleen

    I’m sure Sierra has a lot of friends. They’re just… *gasp* outside of this dorm. I know, it’s a crazy thought.

  63. Tealjoy

    Can’t decide if Sierra knows what’s up or not…I mean she KNOWS what’s happening in her dorm but does she know that that’s what brought Joe all the way to the Girl’s Wing

  64. derick

    The only problem with this ship is that I can’t see any potential problem with it.

    1. rachel

      FOR REAL

  65. Marc in MN

    I wonder if Sierra will develop eye problems later in life from one eye always being covered by her hair. That’s got to throw of the balance and make one eye stronger than the other. 😉

    1. OldFart

      The scourge of hair-induced amblyopia. Don’t let it happen to YOU.

    2. Roborat

      Not to mention the accidents and missed grabs due to the depth perception being screwed up.

  66. Vigne the 3rd

    never used one but then again no one really bothered me in the dorms while i was boning.

  67. Black

    It’s all fun and games for Joe right now, but I think we all know that years down the line he’s gonna be nearly broke has he pays for child support on the 3-5 different kids he’s accidentally fathered in his quest for pussy.

    1. Chase

      Yeah…
      http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1112
      something like that

  68. Steven Fisher

    Isn’t the sock to tell the roommate not to go in?

    Because the roommate is Sierra.

    So the whole exercise in not finding a sock also seems to not have a real point. 🙂

  69. Shariku Onikage

    Joe’s hand in the last panel looks weird. I guess he’s meant to be leaning against the wall, but it also looks like he’s leaning forward to snatch Sierra away…

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