Danny : Will he or won’t be Dan this up? News at eleven
Sirksome
It’s impossible for him to not Dan this up. By showing up he’s Dan’d this up because Asma wants to hang with Alice not some girl she’s never spoken to who already has a boyfriend. Danny stay losing buddy.
Clif
I think you got it in one, Sirksome. This is going to be hilarious.
She’s probably talking about Alice since she’s met Alice. But the description is vague enough to make them think she meant Sal so I can see why readers assume that too.
I don’t get how this conversation leads to Asma believing Alice is a friend of Joyce and Dorothy. She literally stated that she doesn’t ‘know any of these people’.
Chronos
Yeah, that I still don’t get, either. I guess Asma saw Alice with Joyce and Jennifer at one point? I can’t remember clearly.
Alice is the only person in the comic so far who’s evinced interest in Asma as a person. (At least until whatever this shit is.) Ironically, Asma didn’t get her name.
To be fair to Dorothy, and Joyce, Asma just assumed Alice was their friend, and even if they do consider her a friend Asma’s description was pretty vague.
That being said, I hope this misunderstanding makes for funny times.
I feel like Sal is the type who might bowl. She seems like the sort of character who is either very good at it, or she’s really terrible at it as a contrast to how she’s otherwise been shown to be pretty athletically gifted, like being a strong skater, fighter, biking regularly, etc.
i worry sal’s hand may interfere with 10 pin bowling, but 5 pin might be fine as the ball is smaller and you arent havign to grip with 3 fingers. but yeah they are going to bring sal who will bring danny and walky, who will bring billy who will bring alice. ruth and white bread will be there on a date.
that would mean bowling right handed, but with 5 pin the ball is rolled more like lawnbowling or bocce. so it the hand injury may not interfere as much with the bowling motion, thus allowing her to use the rest of the strength the left side has (truth be told never 10 pin bowled, 5 lin is the dominant bowling in canada. wpg is near 800000 people and i think we only have 2-3 10pin alleys, and at least 3 times as many 5 pin spots
It’s Sal’s right hand that’s damaged. Amber specifically intended to take out her dominant hand, but got the wrong one because she assumed that Sal was right-handed, which she’s not. So Sal is good to go to bowl with her dominant hand.
Didn’t alice tell asma’s name? but i mean, i’m sure some ppl attracted to alice would have the same towards sal tho she’s taken/not bi/pan as far as wel know (tho monogamous anyways so moot)
They go bowling, Sal shows up. After a bit of Asma’s reaction seeming off, she goes, “No, I meant your friend who likes to insert herself in people’sconversations(but in a fun way)” and Carla shows up. Asma: “I THINK SHE LIVES IN FOREST QUAD,” and Jennifer shows up. Eventually almost every named female college student is there. Alice walks by, sipping a drink, and goes, “Hey guys, what’s going on?”
I think love is a pretty great way to protest violence.
Yotomoe
It’s kinda…not? I dunno. That sounds sweet but that logic just ain’t following for me.
Like does it help in any way? Or does it just make you, yourself, feel better? And then that morale helps you keep up the good fight? Will kissing help the cause? Like maybe if someone sees a photo of you kissing someone they’ll go “wow. These inhuman people I dehumanized ARE human. I now see their point of view more”. That seems like the best case scenario? Is that what you mean?
Throwatron
Schools teach us about the 60s hippie counter-culture Love and Peace protests, because the establishment knows that it’s ineffectual, and doesn’t actually threaten the status quo as badly as other forms of protest.
not someone else
Most of those also weren’t within a billion years of nonviolent once the cops showed up with firehoses and angry dogs, either. Nonviolence is a tactic used to emphasize the violence being done TO you, not a polite means of registering mass disagreement.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
It took a while, but the hippies were effective in turning public opinion against the Vietnam war. It’s important to note that the point of “love and peace” there was protest against the mandatory military draft, too. The protestors and/or their peers were being used as the murder weapon against innocent people, and wanted no part of it.
People in real life are currently protesting racist, illegal deportations using inflatable frogs and naked bike rides. Do you think those protests should be more po-faced?
not someone else
Sometimes things have reasons behind them and sometimes they do not. Sometimes those reasons are bad. Sometimes what gets put in front of a newspaper story has nothing to do with a goddamn thing it’s supposed to be representing. This is basically always the case with protests.
The frogs have a point. Their point is not to entertain people on Instagram, but people being entertained by them on Instagram is definitely helpful so far to helping the ignorant recognize that ICE are brutish pigs who would cap a Grandma for a nickel, rather than mentally justifying it so as not to rock the boat.
Joyce and Dorothy, meanwhile, were there by complete fucking coincidence up until about five seconds AFTER everyone was told to leave, and their kiss was completely unrelated outside their own heads.
Dot
So the reason people are protesting in frog suits in Portland is because the messaging from the Trump administration was that Portland was an active war zone consumed with fire and reduced to rubble, and the frog suits make that line of argumentation look ridiculous. The pro-Palestinian encampments on college campuses, meanwhile, generally enforced ironclad discipline, especially as it regarded engaging with the media.
So again we come to: not every protest is the same, and what is apporopriate at one is not appropriate at another.
Kyulen
I feel like kissing at an anti-genocide protest, especially when the cops are already going after protesters and the people who were actually there for the protest cause are leaving and telling you to leave too, is definitely not a good idea. Which is what was the situation was when Joyce and Dorothy decided to kiss at the protest, in case people forgot.
Clif
Strictly speaking, the protest seems to be about the university’s investment policies in US companies which are involved in supplying war materials to Bulmaria, said materials evidently being used against one or more Muslim countries.
thejeff
It’s hard to pin down details, but I believe it’s been implied that the genocide is occurring within Bulmeria, against an internal, probably Muslim, minority, not in a conflict with another country.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
The frogs are practical for several reasons:
They make the fascist claims look stupid as fuck.
They provide anonymity while projecting harmlessness.
Anyone attacking them looks deranged.
They provide some coverage, and you could wear real safety gear under there.
Viral meme worthy to get more eyes on what’s happening.
That’s a classic. I’ve yet to see a good argument against kissing at a protest. In the end, they all keep boiling down to religious prudery dictating what is acceptable behaviour. There are places where kissing isn’t acceptable, sure, for safety for example, and others still where we accept not doing it, but again it’s because of tradition, not logic.
Other places where kissing is frowned upon:
Court – Why? They’re conservative. i.e. Religious cultural influence
Nuclear plants – Safety
Operating rooms – Safety
Political offices – see: courts
Eh, most of the time, a little kissing will not make you or others unsafe in a nuclear plant.
Of course, that mostly depends on your passion not causing you to bump into a button or lever that shouldn’t be bumped.
I’ll say, metatextually, Dorothy and Joyce’s kiss is particularly bad because neither of them were there FOR the protest. They don’t care about the protest. The drama of the protest is being used to make their first kiss more dramatic. The protest doesn’t matter. The people being violenced by cops don’t matter. The fictional country being bombed don’t matter. All of that stuff only exists to have a dramatic movie ending kiss scene.
That’s why this comic’s particular kiss is bad. At a regular protest I’m sure you can kiss or whatever idc. It will be weird if you make a big weird show out of kissing at a protest that isn’t about you though. Snog your partner cuz ya love ’em sure. But if you are trying to get attention it’s a little sus. Especially when the stakes of the protest don’t effect you. Y’know…like people who don’t look like you dying overseas. You can agree or disagree I guess. It’s just sorta an awkward place to kiss someone. Especially a passionate kiss. In the same way I probably wouldn’t make out in front of a burning building or a car accident. Unless of course, my SO just escaped that thing and I’m overcome with emotion of her escaping that situation. So I guess you could give it that credit?
407 thoughts on “Next time”
Sirksome
Lol. They’re gonna bring Sal.
Owlmirror
Sal: Don’t mind bowling. Can I bring my boyfriend?
KM
Danny : Will he or won’t be Dan this up? News at eleven
Sirksome
It’s impossible for him to not Dan this up. By showing up he’s Dan’d this up because Asma wants to hang with Alice not some girl she’s never spoken to who already has a boyfriend. Danny stay losing buddy.
Clif
I think you got it in one, Sirksome. This is going to be hilarious.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Ahh bowling, my favourite sport. It’s how I earnt my nickname… — “Thunderball”.
(No seriously, my colleagues gave me that nickname for my high-speed bowling)
BRING ON THE BALLS!
Steamweed
Okayyy, fiiine. I’m-a ship Asma, Danny, and Sal now.
Happy??
GreyICE
Sal being straight is like a constant tragedy for every gay woman except Billie.
Clif
That’s just because Jennifer isn’t self destructive enough to date Amazigirl.
thejeff
No exceptions.
Spacie
That is what Im thinking.
apricot
my immediate thought as well and I support the mix up
pjeseb
Yeeeeeeep. Place your bets now folks.
StClair
put me down as another who thought she meant Sal.
AbacusWizard
…wait, does she *not* mean Sal?
Shade
She’s probably talking about Alice since she’s met Alice. But the description is vague enough to make them think she meant Sal so I can see why readers assume that too.
Shade
Well met is a bit generous, she’s seen her.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/help-3/
Chronos
…huh. So that’s what’s up in that strip. I genuinely couldn’t make heads nor tails of what Asma was getting at with Alice.
Chronos
Turns out they’ve technically said a word to each other. Asma at least told Alice her name.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/whatshername/
MacareuxMoine
I don’t get how this conversation leads to Asma believing Alice is a friend of Joyce and Dorothy. She literally stated that she doesn’t ‘know any of these people’.
Chronos
Yeah, that I still don’t get, either. I guess Asma saw Alice with Joyce and Jennifer at one point? I can’t remember clearly.
John Campbell
Alice is the only person in the comic so far who’s evinced interest in Asma as a person. (At least until whatever this shit is.) Ironically, Asma didn’t get her name.
Chronos
That’s who I assumed who she meant, too.
Azhrei Vep
Oh good, I’m not alone!
Cheshrin
Uh. Uh, Asma.
I think you’re gonna have to be a bit more specific than that.
“Taller friend with the hair and the leather jacket” is going to ping a very specific face in Joyce’s mind, and not the one you’re thinking of.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Wait — Sal’s TALL?
“Tall” made me think of Carla.
“Tall with the hair” made me think of Ethan. xD
zee
TallER. As in a little taller than these shorties. Which sal is I think
Pocky
Worst case scenario Asma is gonna be an awkward single person with a group of couples.
Funniest case scenario, Asma gets a crush on Sal too.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I mean, who wouldn’t get a crush on Sal in this universe (apart from Walky, natch)? Pretty sure Joycy and Dots BOTH have crushes on her — don’t they?
Jon
Hell, I’m not even in that universe and I have a teeny little crush on Sal.
Levantoni
Jepp, that’s me, too.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
My top DoA crush would definitely have to be Dots…also possibly l’il Joycy. I may or may not have a type. xD
Yotomoe
Oh…
Oh no. We’ve got some crossed wires here.
jeffepp
I find it hilarious that we all went, “Umm…” all at once.
ZombieKyrik
To be fair to Dorothy, and Joyce, Asma just assumed Alice was their friend, and even if they do consider her a friend Asma’s description was pretty vague.
That being said, I hope this misunderstanding makes for funny times.
Liara
Until your comment I was very confused about everyone else’s reaction, like “who else could she mean but Sal?”
NGPZ
Asma don’t care, if these over-saccharine crackerbread twits gonna pester her, might as well get somethin out of it XD
but yeah there better SERIOUSLY be some bowling! >:3
Clif
Does Sal bowl?
DailyBrad
I feel like Sal is the type who might bowl. She seems like the sort of character who is either very good at it, or she’s really terrible at it as a contrast to how she’s otherwise been shown to be pretty athletically gifted, like being a strong skater, fighter, biking regularly, etc.
Embe13
i worry sal’s hand may interfere with 10 pin bowling, but 5 pin might be fine as the ball is smaller and you arent havign to grip with 3 fingers. but yeah they are going to bring sal who will bring danny and walky, who will bring billy who will bring alice. ruth and white bread will be there on a date.
Amara
Maybe she’d just bowl left handed?
John Campbell
She’s left-handed, so presumably she would bowl left-handed.
Embe13
that would mean bowling right handed, but with 5 pin the ball is rolled more like lawnbowling or bocce. so it the hand injury may not interfere as much with the bowling motion, thus allowing her to use the rest of the strength the left side has (truth be told never 10 pin bowled, 5 lin is the dominant bowling in canada. wpg is near 800000 people and i think we only have 2-3 10pin alleys, and at least 3 times as many 5 pin spots
John Campbell
It’s Sal’s right hand that’s damaged. Amber specifically intended to take out her dominant hand, but got the wrong one because she assumed that Sal was right-handed, which she’s not. So Sal is good to go to bowl with her dominant hand.
Embe13
cool i had missed that then she is golden
Levantoni
Not to mention Wall climber.
anon
Didn’t alice tell asma’s name? but i mean, i’m sure some ppl attracted to alice would have the same towards sal tho she’s taken/not bi/pan as far as wel know (tho monogamous anyways so moot)
Yumi
They go bowling, Sal shows up. After a bit of Asma’s reaction seeming off, she goes, “No, I meant your friend who likes to insert herself in people’sconversations(but in a fun way)” and Carla shows up. Asma: “I THINK SHE LIVES IN FOREST QUAD,” and Jennifer shows up. Eventually almost every named female college student is there. Alice walks by, sipping a drink, and goes, “Hey guys, what’s going on?”
Morrison
Sal and biwling? She is probably awesome at it. Not sure she has any bi energy though
cbwroses
Not the last time she checked (I believe it came up when she was trying to kiss Marcie to make Malaya feel some type of way).
But hey, Dorothy and Joyce both awakened to new realizations about themselves, so you never know.
SarahTerra
There some alt text that describes Sal as “distressingly straight”. Oh no.
Nono
Well, it’s an Asma strip that’s NOT about the protest and Joyce has minimal talking. So I guess that’s a win?
Needfuldoer
The first part was still about the protest.
Acher4
So cute. ?
Also: Protest – Riot Kisses Vol. 716383€2
https://www.gettyimages.at/detail/nachrichtenfoto/riot-police-walk-in-the-street-as-a-couple-kiss-on-nachrichtenfoto/116458172
A little more reminder…
Dot
Do you think there might be a difference between a sporting riot and a protest against genocide?
Donovan
Yeah, like?
Donovan
(Sorry to be clear i’m agreeing with you. This came off more sarcastic than I meant.)
Clif
But you don’t understand. Our team is getting killed.
Decidedly Orthogonal
I think love is a pretty great way to protest violence.
Yotomoe
It’s kinda…not? I dunno. That sounds sweet but that logic just ain’t following for me.
Like does it help in any way? Or does it just make you, yourself, feel better? And then that morale helps you keep up the good fight? Will kissing help the cause? Like maybe if someone sees a photo of you kissing someone they’ll go “wow. These inhuman people I dehumanized ARE human. I now see their point of view more”. That seems like the best case scenario? Is that what you mean?
Throwatron
Schools teach us about the 60s hippie counter-culture Love and Peace protests, because the establishment knows that it’s ineffectual, and doesn’t actually threaten the status quo as badly as other forms of protest.
not someone else
Most of those also weren’t within a billion years of nonviolent once the cops showed up with firehoses and angry dogs, either. Nonviolence is a tactic used to emphasize the violence being done TO you, not a polite means of registering mass disagreement.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
It took a while, but the hippies were effective in turning public opinion against the Vietnam war. It’s important to note that the point of “love and peace” there was protest against the mandatory military draft, too. The protestors and/or their peers were being used as the murder weapon against innocent people, and wanted no part of it.
Anna Grant
People in real life are currently protesting racist, illegal deportations using inflatable frogs and naked bike rides. Do you think those protests should be more po-faced?
not someone else
Sometimes things have reasons behind them and sometimes they do not. Sometimes those reasons are bad. Sometimes what gets put in front of a newspaper story has nothing to do with a goddamn thing it’s supposed to be representing. This is basically always the case with protests.
The frogs have a point. Their point is not to entertain people on Instagram, but people being entertained by them on Instagram is definitely helpful so far to helping the ignorant recognize that ICE are brutish pigs who would cap a Grandma for a nickel, rather than mentally justifying it so as not to rock the boat.
Joyce and Dorothy, meanwhile, were there by complete fucking coincidence up until about five seconds AFTER everyone was told to leave, and their kiss was completely unrelated outside their own heads.
Dot
So the reason people are protesting in frog suits in Portland is because the messaging from the Trump administration was that Portland was an active war zone consumed with fire and reduced to rubble, and the frog suits make that line of argumentation look ridiculous. The pro-Palestinian encampments on college campuses, meanwhile, generally enforced ironclad discipline, especially as it regarded engaging with the media.
So again we come to: not every protest is the same, and what is apporopriate at one is not appropriate at another.
Kyulen
I feel like kissing at an anti-genocide protest, especially when the cops are already going after protesters and the people who were actually there for the protest cause are leaving and telling you to leave too, is definitely not a good idea. Which is what was the situation was when Joyce and Dorothy decided to kiss at the protest, in case people forgot.
Clif
Strictly speaking, the protest seems to be about the university’s investment policies in US companies which are involved in supplying war materials to Bulmaria, said materials evidently being used against one or more Muslim countries.
thejeff
It’s hard to pin down details, but I believe it’s been implied that the genocide is occurring within Bulmeria, against an internal, probably Muslim, minority, not in a conflict with another country.
The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
The frogs are practical for several reasons:
They make the fascist claims look stupid as fuck.
They provide anonymity while projecting harmlessness.
Anyone attacking them looks deranged.
They provide some coverage, and you could wear real safety gear under there.
Viral meme worthy to get more eyes on what’s happening.
Decidedly Orthogonal
That’s a classic. I’ve yet to see a good argument against kissing at a protest. In the end, they all keep boiling down to religious prudery dictating what is acceptable behaviour. There are places where kissing isn’t acceptable, sure, for safety for example, and others still where we accept not doing it, but again it’s because of tradition, not logic.
Other places where kissing is frowned upon:
Court – Why? They’re conservative. i.e. Religious cultural influence
Nuclear plants – Safety
Operating rooms – Safety
Political offices – see: courts
cbwroses
Eh, most of the time, a little kissing will not make you or others unsafe in a nuclear plant.
Of course, that mostly depends on your passion not causing you to bump into a button or lever that shouldn’t be bumped.
Yotomoe
I’ll say, metatextually, Dorothy and Joyce’s kiss is particularly bad because neither of them were there FOR the protest. They don’t care about the protest. The drama of the protest is being used to make their first kiss more dramatic. The protest doesn’t matter. The people being violenced by cops don’t matter. The fictional country being bombed don’t matter. All of that stuff only exists to have a dramatic movie ending kiss scene.
That’s why this comic’s particular kiss is bad. At a regular protest I’m sure you can kiss or whatever idc. It will be weird if you make a big weird show out of kissing at a protest that isn’t about you though. Snog your partner cuz ya love ’em sure. But if you are trying to get attention it’s a little sus. Especially when the stakes of the protest don’t effect you. Y’know…like people who don’t look like you dying overseas. You can agree or disagree I guess. It’s just sorta an awkward place to kiss someone. Especially a passionate kiss. In the same way I probably wouldn’t make out in front of a burning building or a car accident. Unless of course, my SO just escaped that thing and I’m overcome with emotion of her escaping that situation. So I guess you could give it that credit?