Ross probably wouldn’t want her back if she did.
This 4’11” hybrid of a human digit and an actual human being is just trying to keep the illusions about his life of to this point from leaving him, and to do that he needs what is left of what he used to create them in the first place…..
I mean, given that Becky has the resources of a politician at her disposal and now knows the mob is involved, it can’t be that hard to get some non-corrupt (?) law enforcement on the scene.
You know, I’m actually more surprised that Joyce chose to focus on that rather than the fellatio that must have also been involved.
I mean, I assume. I don’t read yaoi, but I presume that “finger up butt” is a blow-job finisher technique rather than a solo activity.
Uhhhhhhhh. It doesn’t have to be. I have heard of some guys orgasming during prostate exams so like… it could very easily be a solo activity if you believe that Batman knows what he is doing which I don’t plan to put thought into.
Bi guy with sensitive prostate here! Correct! Fingering can indeed be a solo or major activity if done well! Doesn’t need to be a “finisher” at all. Sometimes a blowjob or handjob can be the finisher.
This has been “Info from a Dude with a Sensitive Prostate.” *does a catchy jingle*
Jamie
I appreciate this new knowledge even if I was hesitant about receiving it.
Ross probably thinks he’s just putting some misguided youths in “time out”. This is from the guy who thinks firing a rifle into the air is a solid way to regain authority in a conversation.
He doesn’t get that using force to bind people and transport them to the secondary location of your choosing against their will is felony kidnapping. They’re missing midterms. The school is going to be pissed. Their families are going to be pissed when they find out about this. The town will be pissed that the judge chose to let a guy out on bail who immediately went on to commit more felonies.
At least Blaine isn’t getting the bail money he put down back. And they might even go as far as to take a hard look at anyone else he’s bailed out recently.
Well, the town might be pissed about it, but as has been pointed out countless times already, the bail part is actually in Indiana’s state constitution – the only crime that you can’t be bailed out of there is bona fide, successful murder.
BigDogLittleCat
Toedad’s next bail will be very very high. Six, if not seven figures. Pulling a stunt like this days after making bail, that’s gonna piss off the judge.
Needfuldoer
He re-offended with the same stunt that landed him behind bars in the first place, but turned up to 11. If he gets the same judge again he’s fucked.
Shane
Judges can’t deny it, but they can set it higher than a low level mob peon can come up with. At the time, Ross probably looked like a well meaning church goer who maybe got a little hot under the collar.
Oh, just read BigDog’s post on same. Yes, his next bail is gonna be higher. Well, if we can depend on there being Rule of Law in this universe.
Agemegos
But we can’t depend on there being a rule of law in the dumbiverse. The police, if called, would execute Sarah and Walky for being black at a crime scene, Ethan for being Jewish, Dina for being Chinese, Dorothy for being liberal, Mike for being in hospital, and Joyce as a favour to her mother. They would deliver Becky in handcuffs to the brainwashing centre of Ross’s choice, take Amber to an asylum in a dilapidated mansion to be lobotomised, and give Blaine a lift the Asher’s gramps’ place for a congratulatory blowjob.
Because otherwise no-one’s behaviour in this situation makes sense.
Sarah Lea
OR…
The -some- of the people in the situation, perspectives informed by past experiences and now in the midst of a new unprecedented experience, by extrapolation have the perception that perhaps -some- people may take -some- actions that would be extremely harmful to -some- of them…and they’d rather try other options that might get -all- of them out safely.
Doubt that Blaine’s name even appears anywhere regarding the bail money. Remember, he was at the church group meeting and asked, “How much more do you need?” He probably gave them enough to cover the shortage, and the pastor or whoever actually went to the Clerk of Court to post the bond and sign the papers.
Minor point, but they’re not missing mid-terms. Yet.
It’s still the night/early morning they were kidnapped on. Once Becky turns herself over to Ross, he can let them go and they can go take their midterms like nothing had happened.
Happy ending.
Maybe BECKY has the savvy to actually send cops (some corrupt, some honest) to the address she’s about to receive. Or tell de Santo about it. Who would send cops.
Dorothy’s “the multiple personalities student who hasn’t slept in days has got this!” attitude is wishful thinking at best. This isn’t leadership. De Santo wouldn’t learn about this and say “I know, let’s entrust this situation to the hallucinating college freshman”. She would mock that idea, and rightfully so.
I’m crossing my fingers that there is an actual grown-up resolution to this. It doesn’t need to involve epic kung fu and gun fu. In fact it will be more believable if it does not. But I guess I’ll see either way! /popcorn
Why does everyone expect Dorothy to be pulling perfect leadership as if she isn’t one of the kidnap victims in the kidnapping situation that has been kidnapped. Of course she is going to say believe in AG & Amber when it is the only choice they have as she is the only one who was originally kidnapped who was freed, so is the one doing the primary decision-making on the outside.
Of course Robin or Roz wouldn’t say trust AG/Amber as they barely know her for one thing, but they’re also not actively kidnap victims right now where they don’t really have another choice but to believe that AG & Amber will make the right decisions that lead to them all going home.
She’s the only one that’s calm, serious and not about to cry. Not necessarily in charge, but only those things make the rest put trust in her. She still is allowed mistakes imo.
Azhrei Vep
That appears calm, anyway. I have a strong feeling the phrase ‘screaming internally’ applies to her at the moment.
I’d hazard a guess pot shots are being taken at Dorothy’s charge taking because of her aspiration to be President. She Wants to be in charge of the entire country, and therefore all decisions she makes must be judged as a reflection of her suitability for that role, or something?
thejeff
Or it could be because she’s the one in this strip saying “Trust in Amazi-Girl. Trust in Amber.”
I dunno, I think that trusting in the one person who both knows where they are and is willing to get them out of there is probably the best they can do from where they are.
While I agree that there are potentially better solutions than depending on two people in one body to solve Everything, Amazi-girl/Amber’s multiplicity and hallucinations don’t disqualify them. Those aren’t the problem. You can be plural and hallucinate and have excellent judgement and the skills to follow through. The problem is that there are a bunch of people, probably with guns, who have several hostages, and it’s very very difficult for anyone to get them out without casualties.
What makes her a bad choice would be her the sleep deprivation.
NelC
Didn’t Ambi-Girl just tell Becky to scram and hide? Putting trust in them is besides the point right now, as Becky is decidedly not following their counsel.
As to Dorothy, she’s what, 19? And never been kidnapped before, and not yet fully grown-up and ossified in the head. She can make mistakes, and learn from them, and still have a viable career in politics. Hell, she can learn the wrong lessons, and still get a job in the Supreme Court. Or the Senate. Or the White House.
Dorothy just said to trust A/A, she didn’t actually say, “Trust Amazigirl to single-handedly action-hero us out of here!” It’s possible she’s counting on Amber to contact some relevant authorities. I’m going to reserve judgement until I know a little more.
153 thoughts on “Address”
Ana Chronistic
nonono poop doesn’t GO there, it comes OUT there
ValdVin
How did Joyce find out about that particular aspect of that particular fanfic by Amber? Is this a Slipshine?
King Daniel
Remember when Joyce was reading Amber’s
pornLITERATURE?ValdVin
Cheesy Pete, how could I not? I used a version of that for my Tumblr header.
King Daniel
The guts put it in there, then the butts takes it out of there
Koms
Wow ?
Doom Shepherd
“Not right now you don’t.”
Zaxares
Should I be ashamed that I know which porn clip that comes from? XD
AGV
I mean, poop transplants are a thing
Stu
“But I poop from there!”
Doctor_Who
Sounds like a good way to lose a finger, to me. Sphincter of Steel.
Dara
…Digit of Kleenex.
jeffepp
Kondom of Kryptonite.
Marsh Maryrose
There are other problematic issues with Superman’s, uh, bodily responses. For example, consider hyraulic force…
NickPG
‘I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun’ : Mallrats.
Matthew E Davis
Batman is always prepared.
Nono
Oh Ross.
It’s a good thing Becky didn’t inherit your lack of brains.
DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
Ross probably wouldn’t want her back if she did.
This 4’11” hybrid of a human digit and an actual human being is just trying to keep the illusions about his life of to this point from leaving him, and to do that he needs what is left of what he used to create them in the first place…..
Icalasari
So when does Sal step in doing the smart thing?
Bunny
I think Amber is going to get Sal. Calling in the Salvary?
Sunny
But will she go Super-Salyan?
Kravis
Is that the same history they touch peens?
Deanatay
Touch peens??? Eeew, no!
Batman’s peen does touch Superman’s butt, tho.
Rikunda
Call the police or actually shows up alone (with Amazigirl in the shadows)? FIND OUT… Oh please someone just tell us.
TachyonCode
I mean, given that Becky has the resources of a politician at her disposal and now knows the mob is involved, it can’t be that hard to get some non-corrupt (?) law enforcement on the scene.
BBCC
Yeaaaaahhhhhhh, that’s like 10 different discussions for Joyce that are way over her fellow hostage’s pay grades.
Now what’s the plan, Bex?
AGV
The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world
DailyBrad
Ross is such a knob. I have to wonder what’ll be up.
She might be calling the cops, but I mean, that’s pretty risky in its own right.
Rose by Any Other Name
You know, I’m actually more surprised that Joyce chose to focus on that rather than the fellatio that must have also been involved.
I mean, I assume. I don’t read yaoi, but I presume that “finger up butt” is a blow-job finisher technique rather than a solo activity.
Sam
Uhhhhhhhh. It doesn’t have to be. I have heard of some guys orgasming during prostate exams so like… it could very easily be a solo activity if you believe that Batman knows what he is doing which I don’t plan to put thought into.
ReFlex76
Batman researches *everything* he does.
Needfuldoer
Bismarck DorothyBatman has a plan.Bismarck DorothyBatman always has a plan.Knight of Whispers
Bi guy with sensitive prostate here! Correct! Fingering can indeed be a solo or major activity if done well! Doesn’t need to be a “finisher” at all. Sometimes a blowjob or handjob can be the finisher.
This has been “Info from a Dude with a Sensitive Prostate.” *does a catchy jingle*
Jamie
I appreciate this new knowledge even if I was hesitant about receiving it.
Deanatay
It can have a similar effect on women.
Or, so I’ve read.
NelC
Do Kryptonians even have a prostate?
Dr. Marcus Wallaby
Yes…OF STEEL!
Kyrik Michalowski
If Becky is going against Amazi-girl/Amber’s request, I wonder what they’ll do to try and stop her. And how is this supposed to help Blaine again?
Sirksome
Just love how threatening the safety of your daughter’s friends is considered “putting your foot down”. What the fuck!?
Shane
Ross probably thinks he’s just putting some misguided youths in “time out”. This is from the guy who thinks firing a rifle into the air is a solid way to regain authority in a conversation.
He doesn’t get that using force to bind people and transport them to the secondary location of your choosing against their will is felony kidnapping. They’re missing midterms. The school is going to be pissed. Their families are going to be pissed when they find out about this. The town will be pissed that the judge chose to let a guy out on bail who immediately went on to commit more felonies.
At least Blaine isn’t getting the bail money he put down back. And they might even go as far as to take a hard look at anyone else he’s bailed out recently.
King Daniel
Well, the town might be pissed about it, but as has been pointed out countless times already, the bail part is actually in Indiana’s state constitution – the only crime that you can’t be bailed out of there is bona fide, successful murder.
BigDogLittleCat
Toedad’s next bail will be very very high. Six, if not seven figures. Pulling a stunt like this days after making bail, that’s gonna piss off the judge.
Needfuldoer
He re-offended with the same stunt that landed him behind bars in the first place, but turned up to 11. If he gets the same judge again he’s fucked.
Shane
Judges can’t deny it, but they can set it higher than a low level mob peon can come up with. At the time, Ross probably looked like a well meaning church goer who maybe got a little hot under the collar.
Oh, just read BigDog’s post on same. Yes, his next bail is gonna be higher. Well, if we can depend on there being Rule of Law in this universe.
Agemegos
But we can’t depend on there being a rule of law in the dumbiverse. The police, if called, would execute Sarah and Walky for being black at a crime scene, Ethan for being Jewish, Dina for being Chinese, Dorothy for being liberal, Mike for being in hospital, and Joyce as a favour to her mother. They would deliver Becky in handcuffs to the brainwashing centre of Ross’s choice, take Amber to an asylum in a dilapidated mansion to be lobotomised, and give Blaine a lift the Asher’s gramps’ place for a congratulatory blowjob.
Because otherwise no-one’s behaviour in this situation makes sense.
Sarah Lea
OR…
The -some- of the people in the situation, perspectives informed by past experiences and now in the midst of a new unprecedented experience, by extrapolation have the perception that perhaps -some- people may take -some- actions that would be extremely harmful to -some- of them…and they’d rather try other options that might get -all- of them out safely.
Kernanator
Rule of Law’s not exactly doing too hot in the real world either.
Dr. Marcus Wallaby
Okay, but does the Indiana Constitution prohibit setting bail at an amount that would make Bill Gates blanch?
Felian
i am outraged every time i hear about this damn bail law…. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
Bicycle Bill
Doubt that Blaine’s name even appears anywhere regarding the bail money. Remember, he was at the church group meeting and asked, “How much more do you need?” He probably gave them enough to cover the shortage, and the pastor or whoever actually went to the Clerk of Court to post the bond and sign the papers.
thejeff
Minor point, but they’re not missing mid-terms. Yet.
It’s still the night/early morning they were kidnapped on. Once Becky turns herself over to Ross, he can let them go and they can go take their midterms like nothing had happened.
Happy ending.
Wizard
They’re encouraging her to continue with her rebellious, sinful lifestyle. As such, they must be dealt with as harshly as necessary.
Allandrel
For people like Ross, morality is entirely agent-based. He is Good, therefore his actions are Good. They are Bad, therefore their actions are Bad.
Everything else is window dressing.
Shane
Maybe BECKY has the savvy to actually send cops (some corrupt, some honest) to the address she’s about to receive. Or tell de Santo about it. Who would send cops.
Dorothy’s “the multiple personalities student who hasn’t slept in days has got this!” attitude is wishful thinking at best. This isn’t leadership. De Santo wouldn’t learn about this and say “I know, let’s entrust this situation to the hallucinating college freshman”. She would mock that idea, and rightfully so.
I’m crossing my fingers that there is an actual grown-up resolution to this. It doesn’t need to involve epic kung fu and gun fu. In fact it will be more believable if it does not. But I guess I’ll see either way! /popcorn
Meagan
I generally agree, while acknowledging the possibility the the cops could make it worse as well.
Sam
Why does everyone expect Dorothy to be pulling perfect leadership as if she isn’t one of the kidnap victims in the kidnapping situation that has been kidnapped. Of course she is going to say believe in AG & Amber when it is the only choice they have as she is the only one who was originally kidnapped who was freed, so is the one doing the primary decision-making on the outside.
Of course Robin or Roz wouldn’t say trust AG/Amber as they barely know her for one thing, but they’re also not actively kidnap victims right now where they don’t really have another choice but to believe that AG & Amber will make the right decisions that lead to them all going home.
Delicious Taffy
For real, since when was Dorothy in charge?
Ron again
She’s the only one that’s calm, serious and not about to cry. Not necessarily in charge, but only those things make the rest put trust in her. She still is allowed mistakes imo.
Azhrei Vep
That appears calm, anyway. I have a strong feeling the phrase ‘screaming internally’ applies to her at the moment.
Greebs
I’d hazard a guess pot shots are being taken at Dorothy’s charge taking because of her aspiration to be President. She Wants to be in charge of the entire country, and therefore all decisions she makes must be judged as a reflection of her suitability for that role, or something?
thejeff
Or it could be because she’s the one in this strip saying “Trust in Amazi-Girl. Trust in Amber.”
Kernanator
I dunno, I think that trusting in the one person who both knows where they are and is willing to get them out of there is probably the best they can do from where they are.
kaiforest
While I agree that there are potentially better solutions than depending on two people in one body to solve Everything, Amazi-girl/Amber’s multiplicity and hallucinations don’t disqualify them. Those aren’t the problem. You can be plural and hallucinate and have excellent judgement and the skills to follow through. The problem is that there are a bunch of people, probably with guns, who have several hostages, and it’s very very difficult for anyone to get them out without casualties.
TemperaryObsessor
What makes her a bad choice would be her the sleep deprivation.
NelC
Didn’t Ambi-Girl just tell Becky to scram and hide? Putting trust in them is besides the point right now, as Becky is decidedly not following their counsel.
As to Dorothy, she’s what, 19? And never been kidnapped before, and not yet fully grown-up and ossified in the head. She can make mistakes, and learn from them, and still have a viable career in politics. Hell, she can learn the wrong lessons, and still get a job in the Supreme Court. Or the Senate. Or the White House.
Sombrero
I don’t think Becky wants to call the cops on her dad. I believe her plan is to come alone and try to escape again once her friends are released.
Geneseepaws
And while I would love to disagree with you, I cannot because I am terrified that you are correct.
Wizard
Dorothy just said to trust A/A, she didn’t actually say, “Trust Amazigirl to single-handedly action-hero us out of here!” It’s possible she’s counting on Amber to contact some relevant authorities. I’m going to reserve judgement until I know a little more.
Needfuldoer
Robin might send her army of Uggtroopers and some state police or county-level sheriff backup with her.
Nono
Okay, the question is: is Becky working with Amber? If so, she wouldn’t need to call Ross; Amber should already know Ross’ current address.