Creepy
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Tags: dorothy, monkey master
Discussion (60) - “Creepy”
Jen Aside
“I GIVE IT BACK TO YOU”
Tristan J
If she doesn’t do actually do this, I’ll… I’ll…
FLAIL USELESSLY
Zababcd
You know what you could do that would be even more useless? You could SPLASH.
You know, because FLAIL is a Pokemon move often used by fish Pokemon as well, and SPLASH is actually useless…
It sounded funnier and less requiring-an-explanation in my head.
Usayasha
It looks like your joke MISSED and fell flat.
Maybe you used HARDEN? The joke was rather rigid, after all.
I’m a terrible person.
Izzy
What a swift move you made there. I for one am glad you two are double teaming the Pokémon move jokes.
TheCerpent
Here, maybe this will help.
CommentSpawn
Don’t worry, I understand you were talking about the Pokemon move as soon as I read the word “splash”.
CommentSpawn
Don’t worry, I understand you were talking about the Pokemon move as soon as I read the word “splash”.
wickero
CommentSpawn used DoubleSlap! It’s super-effective!
Michael
Good excuse.
Uniqueantique
So she keeps Monkey master because…
mechaqua
Well you see what it did when she mocked it. Imagine what it would do if she just flat out rejected it.
I am imagining Chucky meets Pazuzu.
Nexev
Monkey MAster X Roadblock poster OTP
theoneandonly joseph
yes. by the golden apple of eris, YES.
Jen Aside
As soon as all the slash entries are in, I’ll draw all the pairings that didn’t make the cut XD
[maybe]
mechaqua
Yeah I am going to guess Walky probably be more turned on then creeped out
What?
Oh stalking is the beginning of all great relationships!
ryan
it worked for george and lorraine mcfly!
Plasma Mongoose
But he gave it to her face, so of cause he knows she has it.
mechaqua
For some reason that last sentence sounded really dirty.
Plasma Mongoose
Me, say something DIRTY? Perish the thought!
George
He knows he threw it at her, not that she’s the one who picked it up. For all he knows it’s brightening up some janitor’s apartment.
Bekah
Those three beat panels were crucial to the joke.
mechaqua
To make a good joke timing is critical.
Sporkaganza
To make a good joke, timing……………………………….
is….
critical
.
Kernanator
Yes, Shatner.
Henry
Come, now, Dorothy! If you’re going to be Vice President of the US of A, you have to be more decisive, like your hero, Dick Cheney!
fellixe
So she should keep Monkey Master in the dark places… in the shadows…
Richard
And shoot it? IN THE FACE!
TheBenenator
So, she should take Monkey Master on a hunting trip?
Wonder Wig
Embrace the creepy Dora, embrace it! Now, sniff its hair a little.
Bekah
Wrong comic. This one’s name is Dorothy. Dora is taller, skinnier, and lives in Questionable Content
Wonder Wig
I’ve been calling Dorothy Dora for short, and no one’s called me on it since 2010.
Bekah
Well, I suppose PlasmaMongoose calls her Dotty, I can let you have Dora.
Yes, I have that authority. I won it in a box of crackerjacks.
johannhowitzer
Dotty is traditionally a nickname for Dorothy, though.
Bekah
Becky and my name share the same relationship, doesn’t mean anyone gets to call me Becky though.
Phillip Wilde
Yes, but considering the nicknames commenters use for other characters, “Dotty” is pretty tame. (cf. Jugs, Tubs, et al.)
NiK
Would you prefer Doro?
LongshotLink
Oh goodness. I’ve had those very thoughts before. “Crap, they don’t know I know that. I can’t mention it now without seeming creepy.”
Tristan J
I always figured that if you had to work to not be creepy, then you’re creepy.
Rognik
Ah, but the trick is keeping everyone else from knowing that you’re creepy!
Historyman68
Everybody has things that, if other people knew, would make them seem creepy. Or does me thinking that make me creepy? Dammit.
Khantalas
Good, Dorothy. Listen to my evil advice and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete.
Also, while you are there, suddenly decide to make out with Walky.
LiC
Oh Dorothy… considering how creepy Walky was behaving before, I doubt this would register really.
johannhowitzer
Not to mention Walky’s unflappable innocence. He would just think, “oh cool, got my toy back. Where’d I put my nachitos?”
Tristan J
I dunno, Walky’s smarter and more observant than he pretends to be (that is his whole thing after all). Though it being Dorothy would probably throw him off.
Maycroft
He’d be jumping of joy to know she kept his toy.
ryan
but if she returned it, would he think she doesn’t like him?
dragoonchris
Here is an easy way, eat cadbury egg cereal.
Karloaf
Horrible idea!
Rokk
not sure that’d work as well for dorothy as it does for Robin…
begbert2
Nonsense, that’s how Cadbury eggs work for everyone. If your experience tells you different, you just haven’t eaten enough of them.
Zap Rowsdower
WARNING: You may need several weeks of practice stretching your stomach out to be able to accomodate the volume required for the proper Cadbury Egg Effect. Results may vary. Please consult your doctor before trying Cadbury.
Kamino Neko
Dorothy doesn’t know how to do college, yet, clearly…
GUIGUI
How could this be creepy? He literally throw it to her head. He most know she has it.
Historyman68
Hmm, you seem to be replacing your vowels with “u”s. I like it.
ryan
but she didn’t take it when he threw it at her. she grabbed it much later when the classroom was empty.
Kelvin
NO, DOROTHY~! ADMIT YOUR TOY LOVE TO WALKY!!!! 😀 😀 😀
Lifespring
Just discovered your comic yesterday, spent hours reading it all (super nerd moment) I have to say very good thus far 🙂
Wack'd
Why? It’s not like Walky bothered to avoid looking creepy.
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