Wack'd's Best Dumbing Of Age Character poll CONTINUES!
The entire first left hand side has gone through its first round of battles, with ... everything being pretty lopsided along expected routes (Dina versus Raidah? GUESS!!!!), except Leslie/Ethan which is... dang close as I write this.
I believe the first column of the upper right quadrant goes live today! It's, what, Becky/Faz, Penny/Jacob, Galasso/Sierra, and Carla/Robin?
LET THEM FIGHT. Thread
Tags: amber, becky, carla, dina, faz, joyce, sal
Wack'd's Best Dumbing Of Age Character poll CONTINUES!
The entire first left hand side has gone through its first round of battles, with ... everything being pretty lopsided along expected routes (Dina versus Raidah? GUESS!!!!), except Leslie/Ethan which is... dang close as I write this.
I believe the first column of the upper right quadrant goes live today! It's, what, Becky/Faz, Penny/Jacob, Galasso/Sierra, and Carla/Robin?
LET THEM FIGHT.
Discussion (223) - “Thread”
OtterBoy1
Jump! (clickme)
clif
Be damned. Becky wasn’t bluffing.
I’m despondent over being wrong, of course, but not nearly enough to jump.
Jeff K!
If every clif was jumping, would you, too?
Geneseepaws
If every jump was Cliffing, would you, too?
Wait, …wrong comic. Sorry.
Sunny
Oh jeez. Probably.
https://xkcd.com/1170/
Ana Chronistic
“An’ I don’t mean like eatin’ cans or nothin’, THE GOATEST OF ALL TIME 4/?”
Bajja
Ya but does anyone but you know what this means?
Geneseepaws
Yeah, Maybe? Cause she’s the bait in the trap?
Doctor_Who
Good plan, Joyce. Anything Faz comes in contact with instantly becomes sticky. Less chance you’ll fall off when it’s your turn.
OtterBoy1
Not a fan of sticky Faz
Doctor_Who
He has many practical uses!
If you roll him on the floor of a barbershop, not only does it become clean, but now you can use him to stage Sasquatch sightings!
sharktrs
don’t do that unless you want your floor feeling like someone spilled room temperature soda on it and forgot to clean it off
Johnny Austin
Practical uses…
Like testing how likely it is to jump from a moving van onto a motorcycle carrying two people…
It is unlikely this would be joyce’s intent, but it is happy chance that there is a disposable body available to do a little beta testing…
Johnny Austin
Oops. One person.
Didn’t notice amber had made the leap onto the dadmobile.
Everything’s happening so quickly…
Bunny
He’s a refugee too.
Needfuldoer
But he don’t have to live like one.
Some1
Faz is the Mineta of this comic.
sharktrs
I hate how right that statement is
Bajja
…you are imagining four on a motorcycle ..?? Ummmmmmm
danielle
ooh beckys the greek chorus!
Shen Hibiki
…I’m trying to get what “goat” means in this context…
“greatest of them all”?
Chris
Greatest of all time.
Shen Hibiki
… nope, I’m dumb, that’d be backwards… And the comment up there explains it XD
K
Grammy
Oscar
emm -uhhhhh- Amy
Tony
Bicycle Bill
You’re thinking of EGOT, the term given to people who have personallyu won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, AND a Tony (theater award).
davidbreslin101
…please tell me their jealous rivals call them “EGOTists.”
a/snow/mous/e
I’ve definitely seen that used in crosswords.
butts
God Over All Things, this is a good christian twitter account yo
Sombrero
Great Omnivore Animal on Twitter
Ryek Hvek
GOlly, A Turnip
a/snow/mous/e
Goat On A Tricycle
a/snow/mous/e
Getting Onto A Truck
Chris
As I thought. Not a bluff.
Yumi
*stares at a certain commenter; you know who you are*
BBCC
If it makes them feel better, they GREATLY amused me on Patreon last night.
clif
Practices innocent who-me look.
Rabid Rabbit
It’s his phone!!!
BBCC
PFFT, every time I remember that it gets funnier.
Deanatay
You’ve probably seen The Exorcist 157 times.
BBCC
HAven’t even seen it once.
sharktrs
I was originally in the “not a bluff” camp, but that first panel could very easily be Becky compensating for a bluff by tweeting out the “scheduled” tweets manually
BBCC
Nah, there’s no point bringing up her dad in that case, considering he’s worm chow.
sharktrs
Could be that she’s mentioning him to dupe Blaine- eh, you’re probably right anyways
Does raise the question, though: what’s going on in panel 1?
showler
Carla is showing them the tweets going out because she’s the only one with a phone.
sharktrs
Ah, that explains it then
Thanks for clearing that up
NelC
Except that Becky’s there in the first frame, not manually tweeting.
Nono
Amber: standing on all vehicles.
Doctor_Who
You might assume she models herself on Batman, but this is her true idol.
Opus the Poet
How did he not fall though the roof during that sequence?
J. L. Brown
Could be worse, could be cheesier. Like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw4jftccllk
3oranges
Everyone has the potentialities of a hero or a goat lying within them. Either you die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the goat.
chris2315
But at what point are you a hamster?
Reltzik
When you end up being the strategic genius chief warlord commanding the goat’s armies.
Dean
Follower be all, ‘ So is she a hamster or a goat? This Animal Crossing fanfic is hard to follow.’
Tan
The twitter followers are generally not aware that Amber and Amazi-Girl occupy the same physical body. Amber is the hamster, Amazi-Girl is the goat.
Jess
this raises some really horrifying questions, thanks
King Daniel
goatster?
clif
Better than Goatse or whatever that thing was.
Chris
Yep, Goatse. Easier to remember if you know that its original top level domain was “.cx”.
Needfuldoer
How could anyone forget that? Kids these days must have no idea how widespread it was back in the early 2000s.
NelC
2000s, that’s like the dawn of history. No-one really knows what happened back then, all we have are exaggerated legends, fossilised Blackberries and Tamagotchi.
Needfuldoer
Newgrounds, Something Awful, Fark, Weebl’s Stuff, Ebaum’s World, goatse, lemonparty, phpbb, Tourette’s Guy, Foamy, YTMND, Arfenhouse, Napster, Limewire…
It’s true. All of it.
davidbreslin101
I am the goatgirl
I am the hamster
I am the goatster
goo-goo-goo-joob
Lawzlo
THE HAMSTER?!
Bicycle Bill
When I was in college and pledged a fraternity, I learned the first rule of nicknames —
You get the nickname you are given, not the one you want for yourself.
Reltzik
If you’re clever, you tell them on pledge day “just don’t call me ____” and end up being called that. Briar patches, etc.
Lawzlo
https://youtu.be/OKvq-GlvXb4?t=37
Keulen
Yeah, Becky first called her that back in this strip, I believe.
a/snow/mous/e
It’s on Twitter, so it’s officially her nickname now!
Mehe
Oh, Joyce, you sweet woman.
Stephen Bierce