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Terror turkey
Posted on September 10, 2018 by David M Willis

247 thoughts on “Terror turkey”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    “terrorkey” sounds like the exact opposite of a correct answer to me

    Dina, you’re getting soft

    (and gift shop merch)

    [happy Dumbiversary!]

    1. Stephen Bierce

      Happy Anniversary Baby!
      Got you on my mi~i~i~ind!

      1. Stephen Bierce

        And four years from now it’ll be time for Terrorkey Day.

    2. Marsh Maryrose

      You’re the size of a turkey, not a lion,
      Can’t turn knobs, and don’t have friends to rely on….

      Don’t judge yourself too hard, velociraptor,
      You are good the way you are, velociraptor,
      RAWR, VELOCIRAPTOR!

    3. weirderthanweird

      Terrorkey sounds like what the name of the turkey from Thankskilling should be. Definitely not a correct answer.

    4. Daibhid C

      Terrorkey sounds to me like a terror-key rather than a terror-turkey.

      You have a terrorkey, you turn it in the fearlock, and then you enter … The Scary Door.

  2. Doctor_Who

    The thought of Amber explaining dinosaur facts to Walky in between makeouts makes me happy. I mean, that’s essentially the perfect date, right there.

    1. Shiro

      This is also how Dina and Becky’s dates go

      1. Fart Captor

        Dinosaur facts are the cornerstone of a successful relationship

    2. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      I got the impression that she fed him a cheat sheet via phone prior to him attempting the door.

      1. Doctor_Who

        A flaw in Dina’s security system? Perish the thought!

        Walky’s only made it through the first task. Part 2 is much tougher.

        1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

          … what the fuck did I just watch?
          Wait, never mind, it is clearly labeled.
          Instead, I’ll ask… why? Why?! WHY?!

        2. Marsh Maryrose

          Were you not amused?

        3. vlademir1

          Publicity stunt, clearly.

        4. Emperor Norton II

          If you thought that that segment was weird, I can tell you that I have seen that T-Rex costume being used in a very…. different kind of entertainment.

          It started off with the T-Rex on a Segway chasing a laughing naked woman through the house.

          For obvious reasons, I am not linking this.

        5. Delicious Taffy

          You’re a cruel tyrant and you need to be deposed.

        6. Needfuldoer

          Few security systems are safe against whitelisted users leaking credentials.

        7. Dragon_Nataku

          that was the best thing ever. It made my day and I thank you for that 😀

          And now, back to studying for evil physics exam.

  3. BBCC

    Awwww.

    So, who’s ready for Dorothy to find out?

    1. Delicious Taffy

      She has to come out of her room, first.

    2. pjeseb

      I bet Dorothy isn’t.

    3. Goki

      I am actually more interested in seeing Danny’s reaction, for reasons that should not be .

      1. Kris

        I’m still betting (hoping) on the Danny not really caring about this. Because he shouldn’t.

        1. ShinyNeen

          Surely New Danny would take this information calmly and rationally!

          … I mean, I hope he does, but I give it roughly 50/50 odds, personally.

        2. Goki

          You aren’t wrong Kris, though it was total BS on why Amazagurl broke up with him in the first place, only to make nice with Sal later, Not to mention that Yet again, Walky goes out with the girl that broke up with him. I am hoping that new and cool Danny would still be OK with this, because he is way better than “garbage” (their words not mine)

        3. Kris

          That’s exactly why Danny shouldn’t care. Amber was kind of awful to him during that breakup. Her hypocrisy alone makes it not worth being upset over. Danny deserves and is getting better than that now.

        4. cbwroses

          New Danny was making petty remarks not even a week ago comic time.
          I doubt he’s mature enough to take this in stride.
          Though, how he finds out may be a factor.
          Sal saying it in passing is better than Mike using it to make him jealous.

        5. Kinoko

          I think (well, hope) that Mike meant it when he promised Ethan he wouldn’t go after Danny.

        6. thejeff

          He said, right after he made that promise, that he was going to seduce Ethan to make Danny jealous. He’s just not going to seduce Danny.

        7. cbwroses

          Exactly. And since that plan hasn’t exactly taken off, he may see this as an opportunity to get the same result with a different tactic.

        8. thejeff

          That plan is still in progress – though there may be complications. We still don’t know how he intends to use the seduction against Danny.

      2. Questionor

        The best reaction will be Joe’s
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/composited/

    4. newllend(henryvolt)

      Ok THAT will come in do time, Unless you know I’m wrong again and Dorothy walks in through the bathroom door to borrow supplies from Amber and sees this within the next strip or so.

      But really though I hope they don’t rush through this and break the news to everyone in what seems to be the spand of one day.

  4. @zombieundergrnd

    This is such a mistake for Walky.

    1. Tandel

      Well we gotta persistently justify that title for the comic…

    2. JetstreamGW

      That’s what college is FOR.

      1. EvilMidnightLurker

        “There is a time and a place for everything, children, and it is college.” –Chef, South Park

    3. Diner Kinetic

      I mean, there are worse ways for a couple to get together. Like, sure, this is a rebound following a major relationship for Walky, and Amber really ought to do something about her friendly neighborhood skull sibling, but still, it makes them happy and they’re not murdering anyone (except maybe Danny’s pride)

    4. Fart Captor

      YOU’RE a mistake for Walky D:<

      1. Emperor Norton II

        Your FACE is a mistake for Walky!

    5. 3oranges

      Do you really think so? I read it as showing growth. Walky is learning to accept that things aren’t always what you expected, let alone hoped for, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy them anyway. However wonderful the past is, we learn more and move on from it.

      Memories and old favorites aren’t going anywhere. At the same time, even if it’s not the same as those movies, the new idea of Velociraptor is wonderful in its own way. It seems like Walky is finally starting to mature enough to embrace both.

    6. not someone else

      It’s honestly probably gonna be pretty good for Dorothy- not because Walky was that bad for her, but because she’s going to realize something, somewhere she wants is out of her reach sometime, and it’s going to be less mind-shattering if the first time around it’s some dude she’s dated for a few weeks than, say, her Yale plans…

      She has kind of the same issues with failure being Unacceptable as he does, even if her coping mechanisms are more socially acceptable.

      1. cbwroses

        Huh. Never thought about that last part before.
        They do both hate failure.
        It’s just their reasons are different (he fears parental rejection while she fears not achieving her goals) and their reactions are different (he never had to struggle before so spirals further down the more he has to struggle while she sacrifices everything but the goal).

    7. Claire

      Yeah I’m not sure if I like this yet… Walky is rushing into a rebound with thicc Dorothy and Amber is making out with the twin brother of the girl she stabbed? Of course this is going to make for excellent drama.

  5. DailyBrad

    I’m warming on this pairing more and more, not going to lie.

    1. saltchocolate

      Same. And look at those smiles!! Hard to stay true to that inner voice going, “Doom and despair await you, happy smoochers! Your author will subject you to nothing less than misery.”

      1. Willinwoods

        DAMN YOU WHEDON! … eh, wait no, I mean ‘WILLIS!’

    2. JessWitt

      Same. I used to prefer them as pals but after the stairwell thing, I ship Garbage Barge hard.

    3. Keulen

      For a while there I wasn’t sure if this ship was a good idea (and maybe it still isn’t), but now I’m definitely glad that the SS Garbage Skowl is still sailing.

      1. Needfuldoer

        Some throw rotten vegetables and empty cans at it in protest, little do they realize they’re only making it stronger.

    4. Tan

      Not same. Screaming internally.

  6. Diner Kinetic

    “Terrorkey” is the chipotle-infused, bacon-laden megabird stuffed with cornbread and habanero and hot links and demon tears that hardcore (TM) parents feed their kids for thanksgiving dinner along with bone-marrow gravy cranberry sauce so wack it’s actually just a hammer with fruit on it

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      A chicken stuffed with chipotle peppers, bacon, cornbread, and habanero peppers, and then baked… sounds fucking amazing. Like, I want to make that now.

    2. Passchendaele

      my godawful heat tolerance means I wouldn’t survive but I’ll go down without regrets

    3. JessWitt

      You had me up until the gravy. Like I hate gravy of any kind.

      1. Fire_daws

        Get out of my house.

        …I mean I know that you’re not technically in my house but get out of it anyway.

    4. FacelessDeviant

      I want this. I -NEED- this.

  7. Shiro

    I learned from a paleontologist who came to my store one day, apparently T. rex eggs were about the size of an ostrich egg and they were sized accordingly as babies. My takeaway from this was “d’awwww” and that in a real Jurassic Park situation, there’d be teacup T. rexes bred almost immediately as pets.

    1. Dean

      Aw man, with a teacup T-rex I would be the terror of the dog park.

      1. Regalli

        Question: Would a Teacup Rex be more or less bloodthirsty than your average goose or swan?

        1. DaveM

          Can’t speak for swans, but if you raise them right geese are pretty laid back provided they know you. I’d imagine T-rex hatchlings would be a bit more aggressive, as they’re carnivores not omnivores.

    2. Tawdry Quirks

      At first I was thinking that sounded incredibly dangerous, then I thought about how some people keep ostriches as pets and realized it couldn’t be any worse than that.

      Also, the inherent dangerousness of ostriches I suspect is the real reason for the decline of the ostrich meat industry. Shame…ostrich is tasty.

    3. DaveM

      We’d get flocks of abandoned feral T-rex running around rural areas and parklands hassling farmers and native wildlife. And serious community service announcements of the “A T-Rex is for life, not just fir Christmas” kind. 🙂

    4. Needfuldoer

      We have to draw the line somewhere though, before somebody starts breeding T-cup Rexes.

  8. Nono

    Dina Disapproves (-20).

  9. Dara

    Happy 8th Birthday Comic!

    1. BBCC

      And many more!

    2. newllend(henryvolt)

      Here’s too nearly a decade of work….. damn it I thought I had a wine glass Emoji in here.

  10. Kyrik Michalowski

    Well done Walky, you learned a thing and you got smooches in return. This is nothing like your relationship with Dorothy at all. I am only being 50% sarcastic, the other half of me is happy for you so… good for you? I am still unsure how this whole thing will play out.

  11. Cheshrin

    “Terror Turkey” is a redundancy. Have you ever seen once of those birds? They’re 35% feather and 65% murder.

    1. Kris

      Which is why we annually celebrate a tradition of cooking and eating them.

      1. BBCC

        Unless you’re in my family which uses chicken or ham a lot instead. 😛

      2. Tacos

        And the President always pardons one of these Murder Birds every year.

    2. tim gueguen

      They instinctively know how tasty they are, and how much that puts them at risk.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      The Australian cassowary is the true murder bird, in fact when the original Jurassic Park movie was being made, they based the velociraptor’s movements and behavior off of the cassowary.

      1. Dean

        Come on, there’s only been one documented fatality from a cassowary attack. For Australia, that barely counts as dangerous.

        1. cbwroses

          For Australia, that counts as cuddling.

        2. Regalli

          I think that’s mainly because everyone either recognizes the need to take precautions with sickle claws… or learned a collective national lesson after the Emu War. Don’t fuck with birds. They will, as a rule, fuck you up. (Anyone else sad Wikipedia no longer lists the emus as victors in the outcome block?)

        3. 3oranges

          One seems to be pretty high for human deaths from a bird, though. Some searching finds one drowned by a swan, one given a heart attack by a flock of gulls, and one stabbed by rooster with a knife. Australian soldiers are said to have lost the Great Emu War, but still suffered no casualties.

        4. Regalli

          … I had to Google those last two. (Sadly the rooster had a knife because cockfighting. Looking at reports, that likely wasn’t the only similar incident. The gulls had their nest on the other victim’s roof and he was disturbing it because he was tired of bird droppings. I reiterate: Do Not Fuck With Birds.)

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          They wanted to use Emus but due to the peace treaty Australia signed after they lost to the Emus back in the 1930s, they weren’t allowed to exploit them like that.

    4. JessWitt

      They live up to being terror fowl.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZr7uzw6gpg

      1. Needfuldoer

        Stay far, FAR away from the males in springtime. They’re claiming territory and strutting around trying to woo the females, and even getting near them can be perceived as you contesting both of those things. There are a couple gangs of wild turkeys that are in a multi-generational turf war over the office park I work in.

        It sems like they’ve become more agressive over the last couple years, too.

        1. Schpoonman

          Back when I was much younger, a couple of houses down the street was a family that brought borderline wild turkeys into the neighborhood, ostensibly to raise them for something, but they were simply dumped outside and allowed to run free.

          Fucking things nearly gored me once. My older brothers beat them away with a rake and then we got the police involved.

        2. thejeff

          Weird. I’ve got a flock that wanders through my neighborhood, especially in the spring, but never had any trouble with them.

          Maybe the borderline wild ones were too acclimated to humans to run properly?

    5. thejeff

      Especially when you’re in the woods at dusk and one of them startles out of a tree at you. Those things are huge.

  12. Kris

    I mean I’m still a little grossed out by it.

    1. Jago

      I feel ya. Glad they’re happy, but this is a dumpsterfire waiting to happen.

    2. Zee

      Same my dude. Can’t wait for the drama when it blows up tho

  13. Passchendaele

    lol Dina clearly enjoyed her trip to QC

    also how did I forget this is DOA’s 8th anniversary, for shame.

    but seriously though, I’ve just finished what I can honestly say is the worst week of my entire life (lol tons of work + I found out I’ve been in an abusive relationship for the last year + homesickness), and DOA has been such a joy to come back to at the end of the day. keep on writing this fun and amazing webcomic!

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      I didn’t even notice Dina’s t-shirt until you called it out, that is awesome. I really want to see one of the AI in the background one day, just because it would amuse me to know they exist in this world. Also because I like to imagine Amber, Danny and/or Ethan trying to become friends with one from the QC cast.

      1. tim gueguen

        Pintsize and Faz meeting might be a bad thing.

        1. Kyrik Michalowski

          If Pintsize and Faz meet meet, we will truly be living in the darkest timeline. Such an event must never come to pass, but what are the odds of that really?

      2. King Daniel

        It’s no AI, but we do have a Faye and her family sighting in the comic: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/mister/

        1. Passchendaele

          I didn’t notice this

          how did I not notice this

          *screaming*

          (oh no faye’s dad, my feels)

  14. Viktoria

    Dina, isn’t him being coached a good thing? It means that someone who did not know about dinosaurs before knows about them now. That should be a good thing.

    Unless…is Dina a hipster?

    1. MatthewTheLucky

      She’s been wearing a dinosaur beanie continuously since before they were cool.

    2. 3oranges

      Dina [i]did[/i] call Tyrannosaurus rex a boring choice. Is there any reason to think that of a giant theropod that decapitates ceratopsians, save its popularity?

      1. cbwroses

        Maybe she meant boring as in it lacked imagination to chose the popular choice?

    3. C.

      She would want Walky to learn about dinosaurs for his own sake, not because he wants to make smoochies with Amber.

    4. Kamino Neko

      Just parroting what he knows she wants to hear, because Amber gave him notes isn’t learning about dinosaurs…he still knows in his heart that dinosaurs have scales and velociraptor is as big as he is.

  15. mschmidt62

    Nice shirt, Dina! Must have been from when you visited.

    1. mschmidt62

      Timing’s about right. Almost 3 months since Dina appeared in QC; given Willis’s usual 3 month buffer, he probably put her in the shirt about the time she showed up there.

      1. ShinyNeen

        Ah, I was just wondering if that was the case. Thanks for doing the sleuthing!

      2. Oz

        Wait Dina appeared in QC? Am I gonna have to start reading QC again now

    2. Wright

      I was wondering what coffee and dinosaurs had to do with each other. Now I know: nothing.

      Ten bucks says she’s sketched a Mamenchisaurus in Sharpie inside the sleeve or something to keep it thematically consistent with her wardrobe.

  16. ShinyNeen

    Man, we’re nowhere near the roof now. The Garbage Ship’s really sailing, now.

    (Oh my gosh! Eight years of DoA! Congrats!)

    1. Treita

      I did a search to see if anybody referenced Questionable Content, because somebody HAD TO!. Thank you, Mitukara. <3

  17. Saaaam

    Where would you even get that shirt, DINA

    1. Mitsukara

      At Coffee of Doom, presumably: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766

      1. Mitsukara

        But now I’m wondering if Dina even drinks coffee. Would she drink it with her cereal? Would she put her cereal IN the coffee?!

        1. jeffepp

          Sugary cereal and caffeine are a path to seeing beyond space and time… and not remembering it afterwords.

      2. vlademir1

        Wouldn’t it be Coffeeright Theft? Or was that Walkyverse…?

        1. vlademir1

          Oh and text on her shirt is only marginally relevant. I could see that being the name of a particular blend or “it’d be funny on a shirt” as much as anything else.

        2. King Daniel

          Either [a href=http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/faye/]Faye or her sister Amanda[/a] is a student at IU in Dumbing of Age, judging by their appearance during Freshman Family Weekend.

        3. King Daniel

          dangit, forgot brackets: link to Faye’s tag here

        4. King Daniel

          HTML seems to hate me tonight: http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/faye/

  18. Deadjolras

    I like how their phones are also participating!

    Also, 8 whole years is like… almost a third of my life. Congratulations!

  19. Zorlo

    Dina is wearing a great shirt, good reference 😀

  20. Sip

    That last panel with the nerds kissing while texting is the most hipster millennial thing possible.
    Except for Dina’s shirt. Obviously.

  21. Tacos

    Aww you got my hopes up, Walky. I thought maybe he had actually learned something about dinosaurs.

    1. newllend(henryvolt)

      Hey well I guess Walky isn’t as torn up about cheating on a test now is he ? That’s good right?

  22. Plasma Mongoose

    Coached with tongue.

  23. Illjwamh

    A huge part of me is screaming, “Walky, no!”

    The rest of me is laughing at Dina’s shirt, and wondering how many of the QC crew she’s met.

  24. newllend(henryvolt)

    Don’t make me get the hose you two….Fun note though I still wonder if Amber kept the toy Walky threw at her, Some men give you jewelry, boxes of Candy, and flowers, but Walky ? No he just chucks figurines at you.

    1. Schpoonman

      He’s 2-for-2, his methods cannot be argued against.

  25. Architex

    Happy Birthday to the dumb little comic strip that stole my heart and will forever be one of my favorite things

  26. Nono

    I’m just waiting for the moment when Mike realizes his roommate is dating his childhood friend.

    1. newllend(henryvolt)

      I can see him using this to mess with a lot of people. Almost like a Damino effect in a way.

  27. Bagge

    CUTE!!!

  28. Thomas Hart Chappell

    Coffee of Doom? Crossover with Questionable Content possible? Maybe one of Ruthless’s Canadian relatives visits from Smif?

    1. podian

      I mean, Coffee of Doom has appeared in DoA a couple times before.

  29. Martin

    Dina’s shirt! Yeah Questionable Content represent!

    1. saltchocolate

      Yep yep!!

  30. Regalli

    Listen, if you want to like the JP raptors (with feathers, because coelurasaurs) just say Deinonychus. That was what they were, Chrichton just liked the Velociraptor name better.

    And yep. This is a relationship. God help us when the secrets are revealed. *Continues on fort parapets. We’re gonna be here a while, folks, and I will be DREADING EVERY MINUTE OF IT because all the cute’s gonna hurt more when Walky finds it all out.*

    1. King Daniel

      Weren’t they too large to be Deinonychus, either? As I recall, they were closer to Utahraptor in size.

    2. JBento

      It’s been a while, but I seem to recall the BOOK raptors were actually appropriately sized? They still didn’t have feathers, because at that time that wasn’t a thing, but I seem to recall the size was correct.

      There’s no excuse for the frilled dilophosaurus, though.

      1. 3oranges

        The excuse was that we don’t know everything, so at least one of the dinosaurs should turn out to be a surprise. It’s true that Dilophosaurus very probably didn’t have a frill; but it’s also true that 20 guesses with 95% confidence will have one mistake. 🙂

        1. Regalli

          Really I think it’s that they added the frill and the spitting venom and scaled down its size while scaling the Velociraptors up. Three odd (If narratively and visually justifiable) changes on one dinosaur stands out more than just one.

          And hey, they’re all a step up from the Telltale Game’s Hilariously Murdersaurus Troodons. (Smart? I mean, sure, that’s pretty likely. Nocturnal with glowing eyes? Not entirely implausible. Venom that causes aggression, hallucinations, seizures and convulsions, and finally paralysis and brain death? Um, you’re losing me here. Uses that venom’s final stage to make you the nest for its eggs?… Telltale, no. And unlike the Indominus family, these weren’t supposed to have been genetically tampered with, whatsoever.)

        2. JBento

          Wu probably went with spider-killer wasp genome to fill the gaps on THOSE babies.

        3. Regalli

          Allegedly, they were created entirely from original DNA, no fill-ins.

          … Yeah.

        4. 3oranges

          No, there was frog DNA, which let them change sexes! …And might explain the lack of feathers, but not anything else.

          I’d assumed the Dilophosaurus was supposed to be a baby. They could also be undiscovered relatives of different sizes – it’s not like the amber was being taken from Arizona. But you’re right, it’s a lot of stretches at once.

        5. Regalli

          The Troodons, specifically, created for the Telltale game specifically, apparently have both male and female specimens and were created with no fill-ins because the game-exclusive character who made them was doing so independently and really set on ‘real dinosaurs don’t have frog DNA’. All the more reason why they probably should have been destroyed the moment everyone realized they were ridiculous horror movie monsters and she should not have been responsible for doing so.

          No, the implication here is that these Troodons are supposed to be ACTUALLY WHAT TROODONS WERE LIKE.

  31. cbwroses

    Dina, your security system has been hacked from the inside.

    1. Jago

      To be fair that’s kind of Amber’s thing.

  32. cbwroses

    And did no one notice the Ghostbusters reference in the alt text?

  33. OnyxIdol

    I don’t know, I don’t fell these two.

    1. OnyxIdol

      Also Willis I think you did the mass hysteria joke before?

  34. JessWitt

    Aw, these guys are still at it. <3 <3

  35. Paul

    Nice nod to “Questionable Content” one of my favorite comics

  36. Delivery Mcgee

    As a person who has had pet parrots, Walky’s completely right about Velociraptor. The fuckin’ parrot the the size of a pigeon was TERRIFYING when he ran at me, and he was the size of a damn pigeon!

  37. brasca1

    Looks like Dina picked up a souvenir after her chat with Emily.

  38. DrWattson

    So on the subject of Dina’s shirt: Does Questionable Content exist within Dumbing Of Age?

    1. butts

      I mean, even if they do they’re halfway across the country soooooo

    2. BenRG

      Nah, Willis and Jeph Jacques are good friends and spend a lot of on-line time teasing each other. This particular shout-out is almost certainly a response to a recent QC strip where Dina is briefly seen hiding behind the counter of the coffee shop.

      1. Ryek Hvek

        What we can read as a response may not hold up to the months of buffer inventory already completed.

    3. King Daniel

      At least some of the characters do – either Faye or her sister is a student here at IU in this ‘verse (she made a brief appearance during Freshman Family Weekend, along with her mom, dad, and sister).

      1. Michele

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/mister/

    4. Ashley

      I was just about to ask if I was the only one who noticed the QC reference lol!

  39. BenRG

    Okay, Dina, I’ve got precisely three questions for you

    1) Is it so bad that Amber told her new boyfriend how to answer your questions?

    2) What makes you think you have the right to vet someone who is there to see Amber anyway?

    3) Just when did you go to Northampton, MA to get coffee. If you didn’t, who did?

    1. Lexi

      I mean, I think Dina has every right to veto someone in her bedroom. It’s also her living space, and if she doesn’t want Amber’s new boyfriend in her bedroom, I think that’s reasonable and should be respected.

      I don’t know why she’d have a real problem with it, but people have barged into Dina’s bedroom unwelcomed, and it’s nice that she’s at least trying to stand up for her own personal space.

      1. chris73

        Well no unfortunately, its a shared space so vetting Walky is quite rude.

        1. not someone else

          Being shared doesn’t mean she doesn’t get a say any more than it means Amber doesn’t.

        2. chris73

          It wasn’t having a say though it was a test and if Walky had said the wrong dinosaur or something would Dina still have let him in?

          *If she doesn’t then shes deciding for Amber who can and can’t have in her room

          *I’m guessing Dina still would have let him in anyway

        3. Fart Captor

          If it’d be “deciding for Amber” for Dina to have veto power over who is allowed in, how is it NOT deciding for Dina if Amber brings whoever she wants in regardless of what Dina wants?

          Neither of them has sole ownership of the room. BOTH of them having a say at who is allowed inside is totally reasonable.

        4. CJ

          I suspect Dina acts on ambers behalf here. People who know about dinosaurs are trustworthy and people who got instructed by Amber are, too.
          Re: Dina at Coffee of doom:
          https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766

        5. Emily

          It’s her bedroom. It’s not rude to dictate who you allow into your bedroom even if it’s shared with someone else.

        6. thejeff

          College dorm spaces are complicated. They’re not just bedrooms and you really can’t treat them as if they are. They’re not actually private spaces in anything like the same way we usually treat bedrooms.

          Dina certainly has some say, but not as casually as you seem to imply.

        7. Fart Captor

          Yes, she does. The fact that most people would allow their roommate to have people in the room without even asking does not mean it’s unreasonable for someone to want to vet people who are allowed in

        8. thejeff

          Nonetheless. Controlling who your roommate can have in their only (semi)private space is rude. It’s one thing to push back against someone particularly offensive or who is otherwise a problem – or to establish general rules about overnight guests and the like, but demanding to control any guests is not a good sign.

          Mind you I don’t think that’s what Dina’s doing here. I’m not actually sure what she’s doing, other serving as the excuse for some jokes.

        9. JBento

          I’m not sure how that’s more rude than forcing your roommate to have specific people in their only (semi)private space.

        10. thejeff

          Objecting to specific people is one thing – preferably with reasons. Assuming control over anyone who comes in is more extreme.

          I’m pretty sure “no one in the room without approval from both roommates” isn’t in any of those contracts Ruth made them write up at the start of the year.

        11. Lexi

          It’s not rude, it’s rude to have people inside Dina’s bedroom who she doesn’t approve of. If Dina had been assaulted at the party, it would be entirely reasonable for her to say, not want men in her bedroom. Or if Joyce offended her with her bible talk, it would be entirely reasonable to say “I don’t want this person who is unaccepting and nasty towards me in my living space.”

          That’s what a shared living space is. You don’t bring people inside of it unless both people are comfortable, because both people involved deserve to have a space devoid of those who make them uncomfortable. Walky and Amber can go chill on the roof or something if Dina doesn’t want Walky there.

          “No one in the room without approval from both roommates is definitely in at least some of those contracts. Because that’s an entirely reasonable thing to expect. “If you want to have friends over, let me know.” Just because it’s Amber’s room too doesn’t meant Amber gets to bring in a strange boy and fuck him right there while Dina studies.

          Not that Walky is a stranger, or that Dina has an obvious dislike of him, but she also shouldn’t need to prepare a huge dissertation on why she doesn’t want someone in her room. “I don’t want company right now” is really reason enough.

    2. JBento

      People who wish for the LEAST interaction get priority. It almost certainly doesn’t apply in Walky’s case, but I’m betting we wouldn’t be having this discussion if Amber wanted, say, Faz there or if Dina wanted Blaine there.

    3. Doopyboop

      I mean, Dina has been vetting people coming in on BEHALF of Amber, never for any other reason than for Amber’s well-being/express wishes, and so I think this is an extension of that. I doubt there’s been enough time for Amber to have told Dina “hey I have a new boyfriend”. Last time I remember Walky coming in, he charged right on in like a maniac, impersonating a dinosaur and junk. So I feel like this is merely Dina going “oh no it’s that rude dude who also likes the Indominus Rex, what’s he want? Oh he’s seen the light and actually knows dino stuff? Aaand they’re smooching.”

      1. Doopyboop

        I’m surprised people seem to have forgotten that Amber’s had Dina watch her door and keep people out. This isn’t behavior that Dina has ever done for HERSELF. It has always been for Amber, Amber’s wishes to keep certain people out. Joyce, Ethan, Danny, everyone besides Ruth who is the RA so she kinda supersedes Dina. It’s not the healthiest thing, cause sometimes Amber has needed those people, but Dina’s just trying to respect her roommate’s wishes.

        1. Inahc

          Yes, this is something Amber asks her to do . http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/shielding/
          Sheesh.

      2. thejeff

        Though her vetting system is weird, especially if she’s doing on Amber’s behalf.
        Proper dinosaur knowledge isn’t a criteria Amber would use to pick who could come in.

        1. Doopyboop

          My only guess there (since it is definitely something she does on Amber’s behalf since she rejected Ethan when he wanted in to see Amber who didn’t wanna see anybody) is that someone with good dino knowledge must be someone who can be trusted. Even if, in Walky’s case, he was kinda fed the info.

    4. timemonkey

      2) Did you forget that Amber’s the one who got her screening people to begin with?

      1. chris73

        Thats fair enough and I’m probably assuming that Amber has a list or something and that shes added Walky to it

        Still knowledge of dinosaurs as vetting system seems like it’d be fairly easy to circumnavigate but I guess that might be part of the humour

  40. abysswatcher1993

    Sometimes I forget Dina appears in Questionable Content. She would love Marigold’s fanfic about velociraptors having sex.

    1. Time Sage

      When? Because I have to know where the heck she got a Coffee of Doom shirt.

      1. abysswatcher1993

        She appeared behind the bar of the cafe a comic of this year.

  41. Maggie

    She may suspect it, but she can’t prove anything :p

  42. Stoodmuffin

    LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE TOGETHER

  43. Poofdepoof

    Every time I feel good about this I remember the shit Amber pulled with Walky’s grades… 🙁

  44. Eldritch Gentleman

    Dina is judging you!

  45. not someone else

    The correct answer here is “imagine a flock of duck-billed Parasaurolophus walkeri with the plumage and temperament of modern geese”.

    1. 3oranges

      Duck-bills are among the dinosaur groups we can confidently say aren’t feathery; there have been skin impressions covering most of the body for a number of types.

  46. JBento

    The CORRECT answer is the ankylosaurus: a heavily armored car who is perfectly happy spending its life ambling about and eating, but will absolutely fuck you up if you mess with it.

    1. Dafydd

      In particular a specific Ankylosaurid which goes by the name of Zuul Crurivastator, which is the absolute greatest scientific name ever. (“Crurivastator” means “Destroyer of Shins”. Really.)

      1. JBento

        There are no shins, there is only Zuul!

      2. King Daniel

        My inner Dina begs me to point out that it would more correctly be Zuul crurivastator; scientific names are always italicized (unless handwritten, in which case they’re underlined instead), and the specific epithet – the “second word” in the name, which is the word that identifies the specific species (to use an example, Panthera is a genus of big cats, and you need to specify P. tigris, P. uncia, P. onca, P. leo, or P. pardus to determine if you’re referring to tigers, snow leopards, jaguars, lions, or leopards), is never capitalized.

        As an aside, I’ve always had a bit of fondness for the dinosaur Dracorex hogwartsia, which means “dragon-king of Hogwarts”. 😛

        1. Kamino Neko

          The best name is Irritator challengeri, of course. Just because it was literally named due to the describers being pissed off at the fossil pirates they got it from adding fake bits.

        2. 3oranges

          [i]Irritator[/i] is lucky in that we still have the original skull. But the other specimens have probably been lost, along with so much else in the Royal Museum of Brazil. 🙁

        3. Kamino Neko

          Yeah. 🙁 Fucking fires…

        4. King Daniel

          Yep, gotta love that one. Somewhat relatedly, there’s also a species of fossil beetle preserved in amber which comes to mind because it was also named T. rex – spelling being everything, the T in this case stands for Tyrannasorus, not Tyrannosaurus.

          This is a great page for punny scientific names: https://www.curioustaxonomy.net/puns/puns.html

          (One of my favorite bits on that page so far is about this English guy who named a bunch of true bug genera so that they ended with -chisme – Ohchisme, Elachisme, Florichisme, Isachisme, Marichisme, Nanichisme, Peggichisme, Polychisme – and was posthumously “criticsized for frivolity” by the London Zoological Society.)

        5. Kamino Neko

          Wonder if the guy who named Carmenelectra shechisme was inspired by him.

  47. Delicious Taffy

    This smooch looks nicer than usual. What’s different?

    1. ValdVin

      Amber’s hands, and Walky’s full hug of her waist.

      1. Delicious Taffy

        That might be it. I don’t recall most in-comic smooches being this… not sure what the word would be. Close? Casual? Real?

    2. Sunny

      Dina is in the same panel. Her presence improves everything.

  48. Darkoneko

    Garbaaaage

  49. Emily

    I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about a pairing.

    1. Jago

      Joe and Malaya?
      Sarah and Jacob?
      Oh wait, JOYCE and Jacob.

      1. Schpoonman

        Joyce and Jacob would be great together.

        But not until Raidah and Jacob have run their course, and if their ship never sinks than Joyce is out of luck.

        1. Schpoonman

          Whoops, forgot to check the parent comment.

      2. Emily

        Well, disliking is a form of caring with this one I’m just like “Okay I’m bored now. I just don’t give a crap about Amber or Walky at this point so the fact that this is a drama bomb waiting to happen creates no tension because it’s just going to be funny when it blows up in their faces.

      3. Diner Kinetic

        Guys

        GUYS

        Joyce stealing Jacob makes a…. _pirate ship_

        1. Delicious Taffy

          [Black Sails Intro Theme]

  50. saltchocolate

    Congrats, Willis! I can’t believe I’ve been thinking about your work obsessively every night for eight years!! Here’s to eight more!

  51. Darkoneko

    Thinking about it, Dotty live just next door, too. This is gonna be interesting.

  52. Reltzik

    I still wonder how she’d react if someone said their favorite dinosaurs were penguins.

  53. thejeff

    “Terror turkey” is also a nice callback to friggin’ giant chickens.

  54. Oz

    Ppl are all scared abt this relationship, I’m just gonna focus on the fact that this is the first relationship we see AMBER have. Not AmaziGirl. Amber. She never had Danny, even though she liked him. Even if it all goes up in flames later today, I’m still proud of her for going for it, on her own, even after knowing he’s Sal’s brother.

    And it’s probably gonna be good for Walky too, his relationship with Dorothy got super unhealthy at some point and the boy needs a break.

    1. cbwroses

      Good point.

    2. BBCC

      She dated Ethan before. It was never gonna end how she wanted it to but she did date him.

  55. cookie1995

    Reads alt-text starts playing How far we’ve come” by Matchbox 20 on the hacked Muzak

  56. Joe Moose

    Damn. Eight years old, and so. much. drama. HERE’S TO ANOTHER EIGHT OF DRAMA! [noisemakers galore]

    Also, nice shirt, Dina.

  57. Vulcanodon

    Congratulations on eight great years! (Explosions, fires, Leslie Nielsen saying ‘nothing to see here’) Looking forward to eight more.

  58. BBCC

    Unrelated to this strip, but relevant to the fandom – my family’s puppy has started to be nicknamed ‘Fuckface’. I’m already feeling 12% more like Malaya.

    1. Emperor Norton II

      We might need to throw you into the Imperial Dungeons until all feelings of Malaya-ness is exorcised from your body.

      1. BBCC

        But I like Malaya.

        I mean, I still like other characters more, but I like Malaya.

      2. Marsh Maryrose

        Emperor, do you hear the people sing?

  59. Ryek Hvek

    Congratulations on eight years, DW, and may your buffers be full and your patreons be many.

    1. Someguy

      in The name of the Willis, the Walky, and the Cheese, amen.

  60. Mr. Random

    Nice detail by having the phones mirror each other.

  61. Crimson Doom

    “What is the velocity of an unladen Velociraptor?”

    “Feathered or nonfeathered?”

  62. nightshade

    8 years and its still the first semester? happy b day …..

  63. Sammi

    OMG, Coffee of Doom shirt! 😮

  64. wakeangel2001

    Go with Utahraptor next time, it still looks mostly the same but actually IS the size of the raptors from Jurassic Park.

  65. Chelsea

    I just still can’t believe that all of this has happened so far is just like… what? A few weeks into a semester? My first freshman semester was never this crazy. Then again, I remember being more like Amber and just not leaving my room… and my campus was the size of 2-3 city blocks….

    1. King Daniel

      We’re currently at or past one and a half months into the semester, as I recall.

    2. BBCC

      It’s currently roughly October 14th.

  66. caesaria82

    Happy birthday, DoA <3

  67. Gojira

    Damn! Amber has hooked up with more people in her first semester then I did in 8 years of college!

    1. Delicious Taffy

      …one?

  68. IceMateria

    “What’s your favorite dinosaur?” “Oil.”

    1. Someguy

      *Slams door*

  69. asingleplum

    So can Danny/Ethan hook up guilt free now?

    1. timemonkey

      They probably could have anyway, they never bothered to even ask.

  70. Someguy

    Happy eighth birthday dumbing of age, I haven’t been here for the whole ride, but have been following active updates for about 3 years now, and loving every second of it

  71. HMRC4EVR

    To get past Dina all one needs to do is pull out the G1 Dinobots and the sheer amount of improper characteristics will distract hee easily.

    Sludge alone would be a logical conundrum-he was a dinosaur, then he wasn’t, now he is again!

  72. Godfather

    COFFEE OF DOOM SHIRT!!! QC/dumbiverse confirmed!

  73. Austyn

    oh fun same birthday, only I’m older obv

  74. Oberon

    I know I’m late for this, but I can’t help it and the statute of limitations has not yet expired:
    Coffee of Doom tee?!?

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