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Glasses Person
Posted on January 13, 2021 by David M Willis

235 thoughts on “Glasses Person”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    Walky: Basset hound for nugs

    1. Wizard

      His nugget sense was tingling.

      1. Blindness

        He should get that looked at…it’s only supposed to flash

        1. SeanR

          I’m sure a competent electrician can resolve it.
          In the meantime, don’t spill anything, wear non-conductive shoes, and if the floor is wet, just don’t enter.

    2. Demolition Fan

      I don’t know for sure that Walky was talking about Sarah’s lunch. Sarah herself is pretty spicy too.

  2. MixMax

    wow jesus walky was that really necessary
    rip to the nugs shirt. it is forever tainted

    1. Needfuldoer

      Fast food detection is one of his latent superpowers.

    2. NinjaMaid

      He needs to dial it back a bit, I think he’s not coping with the loss of Mike as well as he thinks he is

      1. Suzi

        Agreed. Since then he’s just been completely disrespectful of anyones boundaries (Billy, Joyce, I’m sure we’ll see more).

  3. Yotomoe

    Man I want a girlfriend that smells like spicy nuggets.

    1. ThunderNight

      and schezwan sauce hair?

      1. Yotomoe

        No. Honey mustard. Schezwan sauce is a meme and I will not be a part of it.

        1. Mariah Hardnett

          Rick and morty right i dont blame you

        2. Needfuldoer

          Geez that meme feels like it was an eternity ago (but also not long enough ago).

          I’m sure someone’s figured out how to recreate that stuff out of grocery store ingredients and corn syrup, anyway.

        3. Twitcher

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0
          Andrew Rea got his hands on some and recreated it.

        4. Schpoonman

          Babisssssh.

        5. chukg

          Isn’t corn syrup a grocery store ingredient?

        6. Needfuldoer

          Not if you’re replicating McDonalds properly!

        7. HeySo

          I’d love it if it was actually stocked for once so I could actually try it and form a proper opinion of it.. but heck, our local stores didn’t even carry it to begin with [during the promotions] nevermind having the chance to all-too-readily run out of stock of it. Alas.

        8. FacelessDeviant

          It is important to have principles!

      2. Blindness

        Sriracha sauce, and wrong company- that was McDonalds

        1. BBCC

          No, it was Szechuan. But you’re right, that was McDonalds.

        2. Blindness

          ok brand name avoidance…so sue me

  4. Sirksome

    M…must resist urge to dump on Walky! GRRRR! Glasses aren’t that bad Joyce. Really cool people wear them!

    1. BBCC

      Like Dorothy!

      1. Clif

        But we must admire your self restraint.

    2. Reltzik

      Hey, that’s a solution. Ask Sal to try on Joyce’s new glasses for like five seconds. Then Joyce will really really really want to wear them.

      1. Ana Chronistic

        Hmm, especially if one of Sal’s hairs gets caught in the leg joint, nice plan

    3. Johan

      Dump on him for what?

      Joyce is being irrational and Walky is just joking around.

      They. Are. Friends.

      1. Sirksome

        That’s a very optimistic take. I respect it. Even if I personally disagree. Fair point.

      2. Khyrin

        Walky is also parroting back the words of someone who Joyce does NOT consider a friend who was giving out unsolicited (psycho)analysis and Walky SAW those words were a pain point and he KEEPS USING THEM. Walky needs to learn the signs that differentiate between ‘my playful ribbing is being perhaps just-barely tolerated’ and ‘in trying to be friendly, I am stabbing my friend with word-shivs”.

        1. HeySo

          Well, you’re in luck- apparently change is easier to swallow than admitting who we’ve been all along, so Walky should be changing from being an immature nuisance aaaaany moment now. Just keep an eye out for the signs which would differentiate it. ^.^

          Teasing aside, keep in mind that Walky is someone who has thrown toys at girls as a sign of affection within the past few months and, Joyce isn’t really Walky’s friend, just someone he has a proximity-derived interest in [eg, due to their shared relations with Dorothy, for example]. In other words, if we’re assuming affection of any sort, then it’s natural he’s teasing her “because. he. likes. her.”. It’d be less natural, given his established personality, for him to NOT be behaving like a pain as a way of showing his affections.

          Rather, if we want to be more straightforward about it.. For Walky, I get the feeling that he’s an annoyance to everyone he has interest [not necessarily romantic] in, including his sister, comitted love interests, etc. So it wouldn’t matter if he viewed her as a friend, to begin with. :S

        2. HeySo

          *viewed her, in the sense of subconciously associating her more as a friend than as a potential love interest, I meant.

        3. Needfuldoer

          Look at his last interactions with Jennifer. The deeper into his social circle he feels someone is, the bigger pest he becomes to them.

        4. thejeff

          Which apparently makes him an evil monster.

          Like Becky.

        5. Xaeon

          I doubt if Walky saw that those words had any real effect on Joyce. Walky has no real way of knowing about her struggles with her religion. We don’t even know if he could see her facial expression. He was standing against the wall behind where she was seated. Most likely Walky believes those words didn’t have any more effect than the other little jabs Booster tossed around the room.

        6. Mr D

          Yeah, Walky saw that it put her on the back foot but he doesn’t know just HOW back that foot got. Nor Why.

      3. Daibhid C

        Or, to phrase that slightly differently, Joyce is having an anxiety trigger and Walky is deliberately pushing at it because he thinks it’s funny.

        1. Suzi

          This right here. It’s not a friendly thing, its an “I’m being an ass cuz I think I’m funny” thing.

      4. Suzi

        Yeah, friends respect when you tell them to get the heck out the first time.

        Douchenozzles don’t. Walky’s being a douchnozzle. Annoying and unnecessary.

    4. RacingTurtle

      No, today is a great day to dump on Walky. I don’t hate him like you do, but Joyce told him to leave her room three times. She is not joking. He needs to freakin’ leave. Khyrin is right.

  5. King Daniel

    Yeah, get outta here Walky

    1. King Daniel

      And on that ironic grav note, it’s my daily roulette time!

      1. King Daniel

        I think we might have a winner! (assuming I don’t get Dina or Asher tomorrow, that is)

        1. Kaidah

          Ooh, very nice. And see, Julia Gray wears (sun)glasses. What’s your problem Joyce?

        2. King Daniel

          Just you watch, Joyce is probably going to write a fic soon where Julia Gray is shown to have super-ultra-doubleplusgood eyesight as a way of “sticking it” to her new glasses in her real life.

        3. King Daniel

          Gosh dangit Walky, I told you to get out of here!

  6. BBCC

    Walky’s fast food detecting powers may be a useless niche, but it’s his.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Just wait until his detective show where he uses his gifts to put away the Hamburglar once and for all.

      1. Demolition Fan

        Rabble rabble.

    2. Sirksome

      Well if they’re ever in some sort of post apocalyptic survival scenario he’ll be able to lead them to the abandoned fast food chains and sniff out the flash frozen nugs and fries. Valuable resources!

      1. Needfuldoer

        He will fry eternal, greasy and translucent.

        1. Demolition Fan

          The ability to turn opaque barriers transparent will be his, “window to success.”

      2. Mr D

        Seeing your new AV, it seems that the glasses are here to stay.

    3. PB

      “My Wendy’s senses are tingling!”

      1. SeanR

        Wendys?!? Wendys! What went wrong?!?

    4. Keulen

      I’d be impressed with this “power” of his if it wasn’t so useless.

  7. StClair

    oh, Joyce.

    “I’m not a _____! I don’t want to become a _____!”
    “I think you’ll find out you’ve actually been a _____ for some time.”

    (but admitting it is hard, and accepting it is even harder, in many cases.)

    1. HeySo

      :tries to fill in the blanks:

      “I’m not a _eclair_! I don’t want to become a _baked pastry_!”
      “I think you’ll find out you’ve actually been a _baked_ for some time.”

      How’d I do? >.>

      1. HeySo

        Eh, you can’t see the strike there. Just make sure to read that with “an” at the start and without that last “a”. I blame the initial format for being wrong. Yeah, that’s on you, StClair. ?

    2. Delicious Taffy

      Let’s see what we can pop into those blanks, here…

      Stand user.
      Murderer.
      Bisexual.
      Weeaboo.
      Furry.

      1. Demolition Fan

        Somebody said Weeaboo!

        Weeaboo. Weeaboo. Weeaboo!

  8. Cattleprod

    How many times was Walky there and Joyce didn’t know because she couldn’t see without glasses?

    1. Yotomoe

      Walky’s always been there. He’s her second roommate and she just never noticed.

  9. Rikunda

    When is someone going to tell her about contacts? I know she won’t do it, but I totally want to see how she reacts.

    1. Johan

      Wally already did.

    2. Blindness

      Considering how much she whined and fidgeted just from a quick puff of air, there’s no way in hell she’s getting contacts!

      1. Blindness

        …I think I might keep this gravitar, I LOVE Sarah!

        1. Diane

          Sarah is the best. And it’s her almost smiling, I love it.

      2. Socks

        Dude contacts are waaaaaaay easier than that nightmare air puff. The air puff is unexpected, and out of your control. Your finger with a contact lens on it moves entirely predictably, because it is your finger, attached to your body, moving under your own control. Plus it’s way slower, so there’s less reason to flinch.

        1. Khyrin

          Just because I don’t think anyone has actually mentioned this in reply to ‘why doesn’t Joyce get contacts?”
          Her parents wear contacts. Joyce mentioned this herself at the start of the storyline.
          Therefore she knows they are an option.
          I don’t give a single flying feather off a winged rat soring through the sky with a JATO unit tied to its tail about how okay any given poster is with it: The CONCEPT of poking one’s self in the eye is offputting to some. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Joyce has decided that while she HATE HATE HATES that she is going to be wearing glasses, she would LOATHE LOATHE LOATE LOATHE LOATHE LOATHE poking herself in the eye.

          This is me speaking from semi-personal experience. I LIKED my glasses at age 6, and couldn’t understand why anyone would WANT to poke themselves in the eye and risk ending up with one stuck under their eyelid like what happened to Mommy that day dad picked me up from kindergarten instead. (she’s fine now. it just floated for reasons I can’t recall because it was nearly three decades ago.)

        2. HeySo

          It’d be insanely offputting to someone like Joyce, no doubt.

          That said, as an add-on note, many of us can’t wear contacts to begin with, due to overly sensitive eyes or similar. Nevermind that modern glasses (with even the few remaining glass lenses being fairly resistant to shattering) are incredibly safe even with unexpected physical encounters, while contacts have a slew of potential issues associated with them.

          I mean, health risks aside, there’s the simple risk of simply just LOSING them. Hollywood tropes aside, I had a solid handful of classmates who actually did pull the “Wait! Everyone wait! I lost a contact!” routine over my years of schooling. To continue the troping references, you’re most likely to lose your glasses on your own head than anywhere else.

          …well, unless you take them off while tired or generally absent-minded but, that kind of circumstance really works for misplacing anything, so not really relevant to glasses specifically. 😛

        3. asmodai

          unless you take them off while tired or generally absent-minded but, that kind of circumstance really works for misplacing anything, so not really relevant to glasses specifically.It is a bit more relevant to glasses because when missplacing your glasses, you lose the one thing that might have made the search easier…

        4. HeySo

          I’m fully aware of that [ugh, unfortunately], I’m just noting that’s a seperate consideration relative to glasses vs contacts, with the latter being far easier to misplace (due to size, lack of non-transparent aspects [unless you’re going colored lenses], and general tendency to run off on you) . 😛

        5. Geneseepaw

          —=)… flying feather off a winged rat …
          Remember Tunnel 17!

        6. SeanR

          The perfect gift for the contact wearers in your life, (whom you secretly despise.)
          oleocapsaicin scented hand soap.

        7. Roborat

          Oh, you are evil. I think I like you.

  10. Vangeln

    Close the door, Joyce.

  11. Giguioto

    Walky should have listened to Sal more… This is just sad

  12. Madock345

    This strip was the first to make me actually cackle in a long time. Damn I love that boy lmao

  13. NinjaNick

    Nope. It’s just you, Walky.

  14. KSClaw

    Walky, you gonna be a dead man walking if you push this. Eff off.

    1. UnfrozenNeanderthal

      Dead Man Walky*

      1. King Daniel

        Dead Man Walky-ng

        1. HeySo

          You can walk the dead man, but can you talk the dead man?

          You can walk the dead man, but can the dead man walk you?

          Dead man walky-ing with a dead man walky-talky.

          Dead man Walky walking the Walky walk to an early grave.

          Walk it off, okay? Omae wa mō shindeiru.

  15. Kravis

    His Walky-senses were tingling.

  16. Stephen Bierce

    Sponsored by Wendy’s.

  17. saltchocolate

    Back in the days of eating in the restaurant . . .

    1. Geneseepaw

      You remember that too? We’re getting old.

  18. Kimberly

    How bad is Joyce’s near-sightedness? I wear glasses while driving, watching TV, and certainly I would if I needed to see the front of the classroom, but usually they stay in my purse. I also can’t stand wearing them if I’m eating, but that may just be me.

    1. HeySo

      Close proximity vision is about an arm-length away from your body. After that point you start getting a more substantial effect from astigmatisms or basic poor vision. Thus, the addition of reading glasses or the removal of standard glasses generally kicks in at that range.

      In other words, those who wear glasses generally only take them off when doing something like reading (unless they’re the sort to hold a book a fair bit away, on their lap or similar) [as an opposite consideration to those who are far-sighted and only wear glasses FOR reading], as they’ll have better vision with glasses for any other purpose.

      In summary, I think it’s just your own personal disinclination towards wearing glasses that accounts for your habits in that regard.

      As far as Joyce’s vision goes.. wow, that’s a tough one. Even with a severe astigmatism and severe near-sightendness, you can still differentiate colors just fine, as that’s another issue altogether. Meaning her not seeing the fountain earlier- if taken as a serious comment- is.. worrisome. I’d be more worried about a severe impairment like glaucoma at that point.

      Beyond that, we don’t have much to work with, other than the fact that she struggles to read the board or see people at a distance. Going off that, she’s probably in “the usual range”, where she can function without them but everything is somewhat blurry outside of close proximity.

      In your case, since your needs aren’t overriding your disinclination, I’d actually assume you’ve only a fairly mild issue, relative to most eyeglass wearers [that I’ve known]. Personally, I’ll make sure to wear glasses just for things like playing video games (always sit a proper distance from the screen, folks!) or taking my fluffball for a walk, just so I can clearly distinguish any details that may be relevant (or dangerous). Conversely, I don’t feel any real need to wear them when going on a walk by myself, since I can still clearly distinguish everything other than fine details. It’s still better that I do wear them, since my astigmatisms kinda ruin the aesthetics of things and my vision is bad enough that I can’t, say, clearly read smaller, badly fonted price tags at a store from across a wide aisle, but it’s not like I really need them. It’s just a clear advantage if I do wear them, minor as it may be in some cases.

      1. thejeff

        Per Willis’s Twitter: “Joyce is near-sighted instead of having astigmatism like I do because Amber’s already the one with astigmatism like I do. (You also can’t get lenses for astigmatism in one day, they’re complicated.)”

  19. Slartibeast Button, BIA

    In before someone declares “Spicy Nugs” as their next band name.

    1. UnfrozenNeanderthal

      Or the Book 11 title

      1. Clif

        DOA Book 11: This Meltdown is Completely Rational

        1. HeySo

          Unlike the usual jesting submissions, that one actually sounds, well.. worth putting money on. That’s a good book title, very DoA-appropriate, and well-suited to the present chapter.

        2. Deanatay

          Nah, not anywhere NEAR long enough.

        3. MacareuxMoine

          It has more letters than the titles of books 1+5+8 and book 3 title is only 5 words as well.
          (Had to look that up in the shop, because all my hardcopies are either at my sister’s or still in the care of USPS)
          (also: Roulette)

        4. MacareuxMoine

          (Hm .. Malaya – is that better than Roz, or not? – that’s a tough one.)

        5. MacareuxMoine

          (Apparently after the Glasses-Incident Roz became Ruth – still a tough one)

        6. MacareuxMoine

          (Great: USPS managed to make me a liar:
          Got my books yesterday – so they had been already in Germany.
          But how was I supposed to know that USPS could get something on a plane in less than two weeks? Last time it took them at least twelve.)

        7. Rainhat

          I actually like this one.

    2. HeySo

      The Spicy Nugs with their new hit album, “All that hot sauce, all of that dip”.

      ..Yeah, I can see it. 😛

  20. JessWitt

    Too late Joyce. Your new gravatar has glasses so you’re officially a glasses person.

  21. Joey245

    Aww, Joyce, you look GREAT in glasses! 🙂

  22. TrueVCU

    Walky senses SUSTENANCE

    1. TrueVCU

      Blowjob cat? Really? I was on Danny for less than a month

      1. ktbear

        Sorry, I’m just trying to figure out if that’s a complaint or relief.

        1. ktbear

          OMG!! I’m not Walky any more!!

        2. Council

          Let’s see if I’m still Dotty

        3. Council

          I mean, I’ll take it!

          Best Dinoperson

        4. Hopeluminous

          I would prefer Dinas, but too lazy to try getting her.

        5. Hopeluminous

          Scratch that, I was speaking from the pov of having Fuckface for my avatar.

        6. HeySo

          “I was on Danny for less than a month”
          “Sorry, I’m just trying to figure out if that’s a complaint or relief.”

          Relief, clearly. Now that they’ve moved on from Danny, they can finally freely pursue Walky. That is, after all, the natural order of things. 😛

  23. Rectilinear Propagation

    I’m guessing this got hashed out yesterday but: she got glasses the same day?! THE SAME DAY?!

    Is that possible when you don’t have astigmatism or should I be blaming my insurance for this?

    1. Oobrey

      Lenscrafters will do ’em in an hour. But yeah every other place I’ve been to requires a week or more of waiting.

      1. SeanR

        Which probably means four days of back and forth with the lab using the USPS, plus an hour for the lab to make your lenses, and a few more days of buffer so that they’re not “late” due to things outside their control, like USPS.

        I’m looking forward to the day I get out of the shower, and my bathroom informs me that my new glasses are printing and will be ready by the time I’m done with my breakfast, having tested my vision through the vanity mirror while I was brushing my teeth.

    2. Wizard

      She was at least semifunctional without glasses, so her prescription probably isn’t all that extreme. If she didn’t go for any fancy extras, it’s entirely possible they made them on-site, same day. There’s a Lenscrafters store (Glasses in about an hour!) in Bloomington; I looked it up. I’m also assuming Joyce is just nearsighted, so her lenses would be much simpler and easier to grind than yours.

      1. SeanR

        Legally blind people are “at least semifunctional without glasses”. If she’s managed to dodge the eye exam for a few years, she may have just developed coping mechanisms that hid her growing need for glasses from everyone, including herself. Clearly, one of those coping mechanisms has been to NOT sit on the back row in classes.

        Compare the number of older people who suddenly can’t hear well because most everyone (responsible) is suddenly covering their mouth with a piece of cloth or 3-ply tissue paper when they speak.

        1. Roborat

          Yes, I have been compensating for my deteriorating hearing by apparently getting good at lip reading, according to my audiologist. So with all the mask use, my crutch is gone, and now my hearing loss is becoming very noticeable.

    3. Kernanator

      According to Willis, yes: https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1349049065082925057

    4. TheLurkerAbove

      Lots of places can do that on the same day now. There are chains that promise in two hours even.

    5. Keulen

      There are places that can do glasses in an hour. Have been for several years actually.

    6. HeySo

      I’ve severe astigmatisms and I can get glasses made at my optomitrist within like a half hour. It’s nothing I haven’t been able to just sit in the office for, anyway.

      Rather, even as a child, I noticed the trend (as far as speed went relative to other places) was more based in the approach of the optomitrist specifically.

      By my experiences it’s the [better] ones who see few patients are fast, as are lower end ones (eg, Lenscrafters) which are designed to quickly process things. It’s just the ones in-beteween that are the issue, since they try to maximize quantity of patients while not also streamlining the glass preperation.

      But yeah- even the less efficient ones seem to be able to make glasses within a day now, unless you like, come in right at closing. I think that may just be more on your circumstances than anything. :S

      1. HeySo

        *Oh, and you do still have to spend more time if you’ve the thick “bottle” glasses, since those require special lenses. I think the thing with astigmatisms is, they’ve gotten a lot better with streamlining those into standard lenses over recent years, so they don’t really meaningfully impact the construction delay anymore. Maybe your provider is using an outdated machine or something? o.O

        1. Zaxares

          Yeah, I’m one of those people who need high index lenses. That are made of plastic, because my eyesight is SO bad that, if I used conventional glass, my glasses would probably weigh close to 250g. I declined getting LASIK surgery because, aside from the fact that I’m VERY squeamish about the idea of letting lasers near my eyes, my eyesight is bad enough that I’d STILL need glasses even after the surgery. I figured I might as well skip the surgery in that case.

        2. HeySo

          Just look forward to getting a new pair of cybernetic eyes in the future, I guess? :S

  24. Bagge

    Just watch some internet drama like everyone else, Walky

    1. Emperor Norton II

      Drama? On the internet? Surely you can’t be serious!

      1. Bagge

        I’m sure the emperor of the internet would never allow such things.

        Just ask Ethan

      2. Josh Spicer

        I absolutely CAN be sure.

        And don’t call me Sirious.

        1. Roborat

          Ah, an Airplane reference, timeless humour will never get old.

  25. ian livs

    “I’ve gotta change clothes” is exactly the way to get rid of a pesky little brother figure (said in a tone of affection). Well, unless said person is Faz. But we don’t talk about that.

    1. SeanR

      She had spicy nugs for lunch. The smell is on her clothes.

      Also, I can’t resist any longer. The double entendre must be addressed.
      That would BURN. Painfully.

  26. Suet

    *plays Change by Tears For Fears behind Walky*

    The only stopping Joyce from accepting is accolade and acceptance by others, and lots of it.

    1. superfroakie82

      Honestly I don’t think that’s what she needs right now at all. Everyone saying she looks great with the glasses and that they don’t see her any differently and there’s nothing to worry about would just further confirm her fears that she really is a glasses person and can’t go back, and it would just seem like everyone is ignoring all of her concerns that are totally rational and serious to her. Maybe it’s just me, but I would want someone to acknowledge my concerns and say that yes, it does kinda suck that you have to wear glasses now even though you don’t want to wear glasses. It would make it feel less like something’s changed about me and more like I’ve just been hit with some sucky uncontrollable circumstances that I’m gonna have to push through. I think that would make it a lot easier to get used to them in the end. But maybe I’m dumb and this doesn’t actually make any sense idk.

      1. SeanR

        Hangups: The combovers of life.
        Wait. No. Combovers are how some people address hangups very much like this.
        And girdles. And ceramic fillings. And hair dye for colors other than “silver”.

        I can relate to Joyce here. If I don’t recognize it, it hasn’t happened. It won’t happen. It’s not real yet until I acknowledge it. Which I won’t.

        1. superfroakie82

          Well she’s gonna have to acknowledge it eventually of course, this more would just lets her do it at her own pace rather than having to do it all right now.

  27. Sirksome

    I’m still a little peeved by this Booster line Walky’s been quoting. Maybe I don’t understand it. If change was so easy for Joyce to accept shouldn’t she be more open to wearing glasses? That’s a change in her life right? How do we know she’s always been a person who needed glasses? This is a very recent development.

    This is really confusing to me. Is she changing into a person who needs glasses or was she always aware she was a person who needed glasses and doesn’t want to admit it?

    Maybe it’s because I’m not a psyche major but it just seems like a vague bit of psycho babble to me.

    1. Victor Riley

      Oh totally. Booster hasn’t made the best impression on me. They’ve been a bit douchey with the “reading” of people, and being a bit too blunt about it for polite company.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if they have a short storyline about having trouble connecting with other people somewhere down the line.

  28. Victor Riley

    I really hope this isn’t actually about having glasses… because Joyce deserves a “Screw You”. Stop making it sound like we’re freaks, please.

    I’m *assuming* it’s because she’s been freaked-out about everything changing in her life, and it’s one more change that she doesn’t want to handle… especially because it’s about herself.

    1. Sirksome

      I think it’s a little of both. She is very resistant to this because of al the changes that have happened. Parent divorce, best friend is gay, church is probably evil, religion might not matter to me…ect. All in just one semester.

      But also when she was talking to Dorothy she did seem to really detest the idea of wearing glasses. I do think part of that is genuine disdain for the eyewear or the idea of being seen wearing it.

      1. Nono

        Which is funny considering she’s idolized two people (Dorothy and Jennifer) who wore them.

      2. SeanR

        Glasses are forcing her to accept, openly, that she is not exactly the same as she was a year ago.
        She doesn’t want to be a different person. She doesn’t want to wear this scarlet le obvious sign of her change for all to see and know.

        She wants to be her old self. To herself and everyone around her.

        Suddenly wearing glasses is forcing her to face the reality that she has changed, and in ways that are visible to others.

    2. Mydnyt

      I think it’s also about the fact that being the one person who didn’t wear glasses was something special in her family

      1. Mydnyt

        Dammit I am mad I had the iguana I want the iguana back

        1. King Daniel

          Do we have another grav roulette player?

    3. Blindness

      It’s all psychological. she needs counseling, but getting her to one will be nearly impossible

      1. SeanR

        Have you tried repression? Ask your doctor if repression is right for you.

  29. Clif

    Yay!!! I am hyped. Went and emptied my ups mailbox and there were 9 awesome books. And now my fridge is classier as well. I may not sleep tonight cause of binge reading.

    1. Roborat

      Funny that even though you can binge the comic on the website, having the physical books is still special.

  30. TheLurkerAbove

    After seeing Joyce for years (ever since Roomies!) it is strange seeing her with glasses now. It echoes my own feelings when I had to start wearing glasses when I was 8. Suddenly feeling very nostalgic now.

    1. Johan

      Waiting for the scene where Billie wears glasses for the first time but it’s Joyce instead

  31. WanderingLynx

    1- GDI the Gravatar Roulette took Booster away from me lmao. ANYWAY. Joyce looks wonderful in those blue glasses, ISTG they make her even MORE expressive. A+++ choice, and I hope she gets used to it soon.

    2- I laughed, and that’s terrible because come on, Walky. Fuck off. It seems that sentence in particular made an impression on him??? But it’s DEF NOT THE TIME. Also wtf he’s got a sixth sense for junk food.

    (3- UTTER TINFOIL HAT HERE BUT HEAR ME OUT: Booster? Is Mike. Furthermore, he’s the person Mike could’ve been if he hadn’t embittered himself due to Blaine being fucking Blaine. He’s under Witness Protection, he spent some time tanning, and now he’s here. Back in Indiana, where the people he actually loves are. Changing majors to something he’s good at, finally expressing how queer he’s been all along, and trying to be a better person keyword being trying. IN THE WALKYVERSE HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD, OK, IT’S NOT THAT FAR FETCHED. AND HE HAD BLUSHY STICKERS WHEN HE WAS DRUNK. And drunk!Mike was nice. A Mike who’s received the mother of all concussions? Yeaaah.)

    1. WanderingLynx

      (Let’s try again GR goooo)

      1. WanderingLynx

        (FUCK YEAH JACKPOT AGAIN! Tonight is lucky? OMG. And yeah yeah, I know this bastard isn’t popular but I can’t help but love him……… And also he looks A LOT like me >>;;;)

        1. WanderingLynx

          *THEY. What the fuck I’m a she/they nonbinary person and I fucked up through that entire thing about Booster with their pronouns??? I shall go hang myself in shame. I’M VERY SORRY, BOOSTER, IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN.

        2. Diane

          It’s okay, I like Booster too, in their asshole ways. They’re a fun character that doesn’t irk me like other cast members. I also almost went with wrong pronouns, but ya know, just keep working at it, right? Correct and move on, as I’ve been told.

    2. SeanR

      Time to stick a pin in your balloon.
      I Really Doubt that the Witness Protection Program would stick one of their protectees not only back in the same environment where the threat was, but back in the very same room with someone who might see through the deception.
      No, if mike did survive to be hidden, he’d be enrolled in an entirely different school, in an entirely different state, with an entirely different organized crime organization running around.

      Maybe somewhere in the vicinity of Denver. I understand there are a few good schools there, and a few good foothills to hide the campus from the rest of the city.

      1. Clif

        Normally what you say would be true, but the responsible person in the Witness Protection Program had to actually deal with Mike for awhile and made other choices.

  32. foducool

    wonder what Galasso thinks about glasses persons

    1. Blindness

      they are perfect minions to go unnoticed among the crowds and able to sow seeds of discourse allowing him to takeover the world!

      1. JBento

        You mean “seeds of DISCORD”, right? I mean, I’d be more impressed if they managed to seed discourse, but still.

        1. SeanR

          Willis has proven quite adept at seeding discourse.
          I’ve seen other webcomics with hardly any comments in the audience section.

        2. Blindness

          it’s all in perspective…they could spark uprisings by speaking out!

          And oops…close enough!

  33. PB

    Honestly, now Walky’s pushing it. And I assure all Salt-N-Pepa fans he is not pushing it real good; he’s pushing it real bad.

  34. BenRG

    If it’s Walky’s current ambition to be banned from the girls dorms because he’s been harassing Joyce, then he’s well on track to achieving it.

    The more I read Joyce’s reaction, the more I’m sure that there’s a deeper problem here. Has she been told that she is less attractive with glasses or something?

    1. Sam

      I think attractiveness is definitely not one of the possible concerns it could be for Joyce personally, that’s more a Billie issue than a Joyce one. I listed a few reasons why she could be reacting so hard a while back and other people have also commented them such as:

      1) Don’t want more similarities to family members she is less fond of now because you know, the trauma (even if good ones she still likes and people she likes also wear them, that’s not the point, there’s still that internal cringe at being more like someone you don’t want to be like at all).
      2) Another change to her life and concept of her sense of self, not enough adjustment time and emotional resources to handle all of them. Her emotions were already up at 59 before this because of the other things she isn’t willing to fully accept yet such as being an atheist and other things out of her control like her parents divorcing.
      3) Decreases feelings of uniqueness in her own personal family. This can seem silly from the outside, but within your own personal family it feels like everyone HAS to have their own niche to a degree. Even if there is overlap, there have to be identifiers, you know? And Joyce’s within her family have been ‘being the only daughter and not having glasses or eye correction at all’. And we know she is going to lose that first one too and just doesn’t know it yet. And even if it changes relatively nothing, it would still feel like losing a piece of yourself rather than replacing it with something else.

      And a reason I know I’ve brought up but not seen anyone else bring up yet:
      4) Joyce may currently feel the glasses impose new limitations and hassles on her and she didn’t want new limitations (this factors into feelings of loss of control as well). Now this might be a small cost for the freedom they give you to SEE THINGS WELL, but when say your emotions were already at 59, it certainly might not feel small that you now have to look after this THING on top of all the other PREEXISTING THINGS.

      Like, this very much doesn’t feel like it is coming from rational logic, but emotional logic, and there are several areas of emotional logic that could be overlapping here. Glasses themselves as a concept aren’t that bad, but the emotional knots you can tie yourself into over them can be massive and tend not to stem from just not wanting to have glasses.

      1. Lordhaw

        This analysis makes some sense.

      2. Roborat

        I was leaning more into it being a loss of control issue, but I think you are onto something.

    2. James Rye

      I think she looks hella attractive with glasses on when she is pissed off like in this strip.^^)b

  35. Orangey

    Walky just being Walky

    Also I like people that wear glasses, I think it’s cute?? I think Joyce is lashing out here more because it’s another change in her life that she probably didn’t need right now

    1. Orangey

      Dina is cool but just gonna see if this works…

      1. Orangey

        Yesss back to Sal, that’s what I like

  36. Jupiterror

    just wait until Danny sees Joyce with those glasses, hoo-whee

  37. Queezle

    Sometimes I like Walky’s antics but he is starting to annoy me a little this chapter.

    1. Queezle

      to be fair tho, most of the Characters would wear me out real quick irl. So much Drama.

      PS: I like my new gravatar I think I will keep it for a while.

    2. Nono

      It’s a close race between Walky and Becky this book, really.

      1. Diane

        I seriously think they’re two peas in a pod, and thus why I hate them both equally. Becky got a little better when she supported getting Joyce glasses in her Becky way. Walky just keeps getting worse.

  38. Needfuldoer

    I like the way Joyce’s glasses are rendered in profile today. Yesterday they kind of looked like just the outline of her eye traced in teal, but adding that gap sells the effect that they’re a separate object.

  39. Keulen

    There’s nothing wrong with being a glasses person. Especially since Joyce looks cute wearing glasses.

  40. Chris Phoenix

    One time we ate BBQ at a really cheap roadside place, and we smelled like BBQ sauce the whole evening. That night, we woke up because hundreds of biting ants were crawling into our tent right through the screens. We drove half an hour to the nearest motel at 1AM and came back the next day to get our tent.

    Walky in this strip might be as annoying as those ants.

  41. MrSmith

    Got to say the overall…I don’t know, tone maybe of the strip since the time jump has, to me, changed a fair bit

    Becky and Walky have ramped up the annoying side of their personalities and Booster seems to be like Mike but without the charm

    Joyce has been triggered by glasses (I’ve worn them since i was 14…should have had them earlier)

    Hope this glasses storyline goes somewhere

    1. Needfuldoer

      They’re another stitch in Joyce’s overarching “I miss the predictable security of the way things were before even though everything else about it was terrible in retrospect” plot thread.

      1. MrSmith

        I dunno but it seems to me that the author is maybe trying something different this time around

        Which is not always a bad thing, one could argue that some of the comments about the storyline changes (mine especially) aren’t all that different to Joyce freaking out about changes

    2. Black

      When the hell did Mike have charm?

  42. Varangian

    Walky, I like you? But also, and this as a Booster stan, I’m telling you to fucking cut it out, my dude.

    1. Varangian

      Oh Lordt I’m PROFESSOR DESANTO now?

      1. Zaxares

        Follow Sarah’s advice. Embrace your new image! 😉

  43. Lone Duck

    Joyce needs to be hashing this out with Jocelyn, it would give her some perspective.

  44. Bogeywoman

    While tthink it’s Very Good that Sarah is talking to Joyce about her reactions (or trying to, fuck off walky) and hope that it gets Joyce to face her tendencies to project her big issues onto every other thing (seriously fuck off walky), I also think she could benefit from it being pointed out that the glasses aren’t stapled to re face and she can start by only wearing them when she really needs to see clearly, like in class or when driving.
    She’s gotten around okay so far and easing into it could be easier for her to cope with the change.

    My sister has been nearsighted and used glasses since she was 8 or so and still prefers to only wear them when she needs to because she’s used to her vision the way it is and finds it more comfortable. And her vision is POOR. But that’s what works for her and it’s her choice.

    1. Bogeywoman

      Oh lookit that, I got happy glasses Joyce! Neat!

  45. Avstron

    I thought Walky was going to be a gentleman and tell her she looks great in glasses but… no, spicy nuggets.

    1. BenRG

      He’s also still verbally pulling on Joyce’s hair to get her to pay attention to him and it’s rapidly sliding from ‘endearing’ to ‘harassment’. I wouldn’t be surprising if Joyce complains in Ruth’s hearing and she bans him from the corridor.

  46. Juanoku

    SHE’S STILL SO CUTE

    1. BenRG

      To me, “Joyce” and “cute” are synonyms but that may just be a personal quirk.

      1. Needfuldoer

        It’s not just you.

  47. Jimmy

    Glasses aren’t your personality Joyce. Glasses are a means to help. They don’t change who you are.

    1. Reltzik

      But they completely change your world view.

      1. SeanR

        Only beyond your close, inner, circle.
        Namely, the inner circle that can be contained in a hula hoop.

  48. Chris

    We’ve seen NightGuy’s Kryptonite… look, faster than a sloth, shorter than most girls, able to leap tall….oh! spicy nuggggggs…..

  49. Megz

    Walky really needs to shut up and chill. He’s clearly hungry for attention but is being a huge pain in the ass about it. This isn’t endearing, it’s annoying and creeping into unintentional bullying at this point. I get his friend circle is unstable right now (roommate died, new roommate, old “friend” avoiding him, other changes) but this is just going to make things worse for himself down the line, or sooner if Joyce decides “You know what? I don’t need to sit next to Walky during classes. He’s a distracting annoyance that doesn’t do his work anyways.”

    1. Megz

      I hate this gravatar. It needs a hair cut and a clue.

      1. spriteless

        Too late you are Megz Spicy Nugz

        1. Megz

          I was Megz Spicy Nugz before the gravatar but for better non-Walky reasons.

      2. zee

        No he needs to keep his hair shaggy, he looked dumb before

    2. MrSmith

      Walky is being such a dick at the moment that I wouldn’t mind seeing him run into the wrong guy at some point, hes that clueless a smack in the head might wake him up

      1. Arianod

        It might even unblock his chakras and awaken his inner power!

        1. MrSmith

          Or send him to a gym to learn how to fight properly and the weights room to bulk up

          Which would do wonders for his inner power

  50. JBento

    *sprays water on Walky* Bad Walky! BAD!

  51. Diane

    I know it’s to make it look better, but the disconnect of Joyce’s glasses when her eyes are there on a side view looks really weird. Willis has probably always done it like that, but I never noticed cause they weren’t colored.

    1. Diane

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/skeptical/

      Confirmed there’s always a disconnect of the glasses around the eyes…I’m just blind to it. Oops.

  52. triplrrr

    Walky is repeating almost exactly what booster said at the floor meeting.

  53. Kitsune

    Good think Walkie hasn’t been watching the Mandelorian: https://i.pinimg.com/564x/66/2a/3c/662a3ccc17c14a1f28a4fb15676f517c.jpg

  54. FacelessDeviant

    What in the world is SPICY nugs and why don’t I have 20 of them right here, right now?

  55. thumb

    You are who you be, and who you be is everything you got. Including the glasses and fear of change, yes.

    1. Needfuldoer

      As a wise old sailor once said, “I yam what I yam, an’ that’s all that I yam.”

  56. CalleeGee

    Every time I read a Joyce arc, I wonder why she looks like me (at that age), and acts like me, and has the same “I have to learn not to be a religious zealot, and admit what I’ve always felt” story as me. Like, Dave Willis, I know Joyce is you but… are you me?

    Then again, I was always a (literal) glasses person. But I can still relate to the DON’T CHANGE ME DON’T CHANGE THINGS bit.

    And Joyce, yes, you have always been a “glasses person”. The hardest part is explaining to your non-glasses friends that you have always been a glasses person, and watching them just not get it, because they don’t respect people with glasses. The best part is finding love and acceptance from other glasses people. I mean, you know… “glasses”.

    1. CalleeGee

      OMG, My first comment and I am Hat Danny! ? Most excellent!

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        nice

  57. Rabisch

    Good one Walky. Really good.

  58. Jhon

    “But my hair! Why is it PINK now?”
    “Joyce, your hair has always been pink. You just couldn’t see it properly until now.”

  59. zee

    Joyce with glasses reminds me a lot of Lotte from Little Witch Academia. That is only a good thing

    1. zee

      Sorry billie you look great with the hair cut but you’re not a vibe

      1. zee

        …my heart skipped a beat
        This isn’t the Joyce with glasses i was hoping for but it’s perfect
        Out of curiosity tho…

        1. zee

          Booster!!!!! I love you so much my dude, but the cute is calling to me

  60. Smooti

    What is a “glasses person” to you, Joyce? You know so many people with glasses, you know there isn’t some inherent trait to people having glasses!

    1. Smooti

      yes…. yes….. YES !!!! i’m fuckface !

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        what a lewd-sounding animal

  61. a/snow/mous/e

    i know my name is the same upside-down and everything but with this new avatar maybe i should call myself “snowjob cat”

    1. a/snow/mous/e

      can you tell i’m furry trash

      (Speaking of garbage, I do miss Amber. Oof, feeling like garbage is a sad trait to identify with, though.)

  62. Vulcanodon

    I really want to know what she thinks a “glasses person” is

  63. Brandon Madigan

    Don’t make me see clearly
    You wouldn’t like me when I can see clearly….

  64. Twirls

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/nugs/ Sarah’s not tagged in the strip so incase I am not the only one who went to look

  65. Michael Haneline

    Do “spicy nugs” sound kind of scandalous to anyone else?

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