Dumbing of Age Book 5 is now available in the online store! I GUESS holiday shopping season has officially started as of today, so have at it! You can buy it normal and plain, or upgrade to a signed/sketched version.
Also new to the store is a set of 8 character magnets left over from the Book 4 Kickstarter. It's missing the ninth magnet, Joyce, because I'm kinda out of her Book 4 magnet, but for now there are eight magnets left you can get as a set.
Also also new in the store is the "To Those Who Ground Me" 11"x17" poster! It's new to the store because I forgot to put it in the store last spring when it was actually new. But it's pretty!
208 thoughts on “Substitute”
Ana Chronistic
tbh this is why I started wearing glasses
well, besides that whole “can’t see without ’em” part
tho it’s prolly not as fun having a partner “replace” them like here
Kernanator
You mean that’s not what the “cover your eyes and ask ‘Guess who?'” thing is about?
Dorje Sylas
You could try having the SO curl their forefinger inside their thumb and place the resulting holes over your eyes. This should create a pinhole lens effect that can kind of do a bit of vision correction. Of course the fun isn’t in how much vision you get back, but the attempt.
The Other Mike
This isn’t exactly the reason I wear glasses as opposed to contacts or getting correction surgery, but it’s similar. I’ve been wearing glasses for more than two decades now, and I’ve just gotten used to the weight of them on may face now. (That, and they give me something to fiddle with. I am always adjusting my glasses.)
tirachokko
bro I feel you, it’s weird not having glasses to push up when I am flustered, they’re like my safety blanket that I use to cover my face when I’m embarrassed because it’s there’s anything constant about me, it’s my lack of nose and the resulting glasses slippage. Recently looked into getting frames without a prescription just so I can feel ok
AnvilPro
And for one moment, everything was right in the world.
Mr. Mendo
It doesn’t get much better than this! ^_^
Pablo360
Which, unfortunately, means it’s about to get a whole lot worse.
DarkoNeko
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Doctor_Who
The cuteness! It’s of the scale! It’s in the MegaChiyoChans!
The Other Mike
So is a MegaChiyoChan measured off Chiyo’s base cuteness, or her cuteness while wearing the penguin suit?
Wheelpath
That last panel, Willis, I would like a million posters of it. Udywjwigdvdidjdvsjydvsndkuvendkvbdjdv
Ntrovert
A set of wallpapers for computer and phone, with “Rawr” ringtone for Dina and a “HEY EVERYONE…” Ringtone for Becky would also be quite acceptible.
Opus the Poet
D’aaaawwww!
shadowcell
Becky used Head Scritches!
it’s super effective!
Disloyal Subject
…darn it, now I want head scritches.
Disloyal Subject
I don’t think words can capture the degree of SMILE going on here.
DarkoNeko
Don’t worry, your avatar does.
Disloyal Subject
Brody is a jovial fellow.
Knuf Wons
Thankfully, it’s a different degree of smile from when Dina tried comforting Sarah!
Deanatay
You’re right, words cannot describe.
Clearly, this calls for emojis.
8-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Reltzik
…. so wait, this scene’s so sweet that it’ll fatten me up until I have 32 chins?
Fart Captor
^_^
butts
^________________________^
Baf
@u@
butts
0u0
wait
No, that looks stupid.
jy3
Just so that I can beat the rush in ten or twenty strips:
Damn. You. Willis.
jy3
Whoops, that should have gone at the bottom.
Hopeful Sarcastic
Toe Dad escapes from prison and brings a mini-gun, for no one character of the damned Willis shall be happy
Fart Captor
Shortly after setting foot on campus, he gets laid out again by Joyce, this time carrying Sarah’s bat. “My Becky will be,” she snarls, reeling back for another swing.
When Ross comes to, he’s handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser, looking at an extra 10 years on his sentence for escaping.
butts
And if that doesn’t work, she’ll just have to go after Willis himself…
Fart Captor
She’d do it, too. Heck, if God Himself tried any of that Job stuff with Becky He’d be lookin’ down the business end of a stern talking-to at the very least.
Between her badass girlfriend and her badass best friend, there’s nothing that can be thrown at Becky that could bring her down for long
Lipke the Articulate
Willis is attempting to commit CUTENESS OVERLOAD GENOCIDE
DAMN YOU WILLLLLIIIIIIIIIS
Geneseepaws
Isn’t there an international law, a GenevaCon or meetup, about abuse of cuteness being used against large populations of fans?
otusasio451
…Well, shit, that’s adorable.
Rukduk
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Kernanator
Stop that, stop that! This is getting far too adorable!
inqntrol
The cuteness level is off the charts, if it keeps on like that who knows what it might happen.
BBCC
That alt text hit like a gut punch.
Lipke the Articulate
Yeah seriously. Glad I got all my squees out before I read it, because that killed them and killed them hard.
butting
the KABOOM was our tiny twisted bitter little hearts growing SEVENTEEN BILLION sizes bigger in an instant
Cholma
Really? It made me laugh. Nothing lights up a room like Marvin the Martian failing at blowing things up again!
BBCC
I can laugh AND have a gut punch. 😛
Deanatay
Oh, delays, delays!
butts
it was the worst Willis could do
Adept Arcanist
Nah, it was referencing the worst he could do. This really is the best he can do – not even Joyce being vibrated to oblivion by “hair curlers” can top a happy Dina! 😛
Shiro
Idgi, the only result I’m getting for the phrase is this comic, or if I let google autocorrect it to “earth-shattering,” Marvin the Martain?
DinaWho
I also do not get it, but I am assuming it references certain events of IW!.
butts
It’s a reference to It’s Walky!
Cholma
It’s a reference to both Marvin the Martian and the last time Dina took off her hat (in IW!)
butts
I mean, yes, but the Marvin the Martian reference isn’t especially obscure.
Eyebrow
I am old enough to remember Marvin the Martian. Some of the readers here aren’t.
This is just to tell them that he’s worth a bit of Youtube searching.
thejeff
How can you not be old enough to remember Marvin the Martian? Have they really stopped showing old Looney Tunes?
I mean, I’m certainly not old enough for when those first ran, though my parents probably were, but they were definitely still part of my childhood. They’re pretty timeless.
And that’s not counting more recent uses of the character.
Athedia
To soon Willis… to soon. *sobs*
Athedia
And yes, I STILL haven’t gotten over that panel.
All-Purpose Guru
Jeez, thanks a lot, I had completely forgotten what happened the last time Dina took her hat off.
She is frikkin’ adorable without it, though. Always had a soft spot for Dina.
And Sal, but I can’t get past her smoking in DoA.
Foxhack
And thus, Becky learned what the word “fetish” means.
(I’m sorry.)
butts
this was the best i could do
Hannah
That’s it. This is the comic that reached peak cuteness levels. It is beyond squee. Squee++, if you will.
Thank you.
SgtWadeyWilson
Panel of Squee +3: Legendary Item, binds on equip.
Pablo360
While true {
squee++;
}
Noiob
noooo you gotta bounds-check
thejeff
Nah, it’s an infinite loop anyway.
If squee’s an int, it just happily wraps.
Oddly, if squee’s a float it eventually stops growing.
Tacos
You’re killing me with the adorableness D:
Stephen R. Bierce
*plays “Rock Me Gently” on the hacked Muzak*
jimmy joey
hey what about substitute by clout? it also fits with the whole joyce thing
Pigeon Pollyx
Alrighty Willis. You may have lost me back there, butcha damn sure pulled through in the end.
Cass
Although her position would be more comfortable if she moved in closer, Dina is trying to keep her butt out of the wet pool currently spreading across the booth.
Vivid
me with my watch. just don’t feel right without it
(also for Dina it might be a stim related thing? just my onion)
Michael Steamweed