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Plenty
Posted on October 13, 2014 by David M Willis

137 thoughts on “Plenty”

  1. Jen Aside

    COME ON BE PROUD OF YOUR PANTLESSNESS

    1. Doctor_Who

      Pants are overrated.

      1. LittleMountain

        No Rules means No Pants

        1. Deanatay

          RA’s are all about rules, tho.

        2. Arkadi

          No Pants shall be the only rule.

        3. Roborat

          Well, it is the rule at Zombie Roomie.

      2. sps48

        I loved their Hobbes and Bacon strips.

      3. gwalla

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpWOvK-mz7U

    2. Tunaro

      Don’t need pants if you wanna/
      You can leave your friends behind,

      ‘Cause your friends wear pants/
      and if they wear pants/
      Well, they’re no friends ‘a mine

      1. LittleMountain

        GENIUS

      2. Yotomoe

        Take off your pants if you wanna/
        Show off that big behind/

        Because our butts are cute/
        except when we toot/
        And we do that all the time

        1. Badeyes

          I’m in love with the Pantsless Dance!

        2. 3oranges

          Written, of course, by Men Without Pants.

        3. Crumplepunch

          The butts disease has become terminal.

          I’m sorry.

        4. Chris

          My… Only regret… Is having butt disease…
          Heurk! Bleagh…

        5. Lume

          Following that logic, butts are disgusting producers of methane, toxic odors, and friggin farts.

        6. Deanatay

          Got no pants
          Got no pants
          Everything’s under control
          Got no pants
          Got no pants
          Going com-man-do
          O oh!
          It’s the pantless dance
          It’s the pantless dance
          It’s the pantless dance
          it’s the pantless
          DOOT DOOT DEET DEET
          DOOT DOOT DOO DEET DEET

        7. Arkadi

          Don’t need pants
          Don’t need pants
          Everybody shake your behind

    3. MrSirk

      Hah! NO PANTS!

      1. TheZachariah

        Ohhhhhhhhhhh you going to take them off tonight
        Ohhhhhhhhhhh down beside the EXIT light
        Ohhhhhhhhhhh you gonna let it all hang out
        Those pant-less girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!

    4. MissQuinn

      Pants are for the weak.

      1. Chris

        …and for the employed.

        1. Roborat

          Same thing.

    5. Keith

      I have no place I have to be for a couple hours…when I do go where I need to be I wont be wearing pants nor underpants. Butt, I will be wearing a kilt. 🙂 Because, when I wear a kilt my boys are free and if the boys are free my mind is freeeeee. sorry, lack of caffeine and slight sinus headache.

    6. Yet_One_More_Idiot

      That line becomes rather more…sketchy, for those of us livin’ in the UK, where pants are not used to mean jeans/trousers/etc, but underwear.

      I read Ruth’s line and had to remind myself she wasn’t telling them she was completely naked below the waist. xD

      1. David M Willis

        And yet she is!

    7. The Other Mike

      I’m sorry, but I have to come out in favor of pants. Or at least the pockets that are attached to them. (Maybe I should get a Utilikilt…)

  2. Tunaro

    At the very least Walky’s survival instincts are in gear.

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    Pants are oppression!

    1. CommunistCanada

      Didn’t joe once decide that his pants were only getting in the way? While talking to Howard I believe.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        It’s a shame that man-skirts or man-dresses aint a thing in our society, after all, the nutsack was meant to dangle outside the body for a reason.

        1. LittleMountain

          Kilts are always an option for the truly confident.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          But not everyone wants to wear plaid and kilts are still often looked down by the mainstream.

        3. Disloyal Subject

          Plaid kilts aren’t the only kilts. Aside from ancient Egyptian linen wraps, because I’ve never seen anyone wear one, there’s sarongs/pareos – assorted cultures even have traditional wraps/ties according to gender.
          Those aren’t exactly kilts, per se, but Utilikilts are more durable anyway, and nearly as comfy.
          (I do still own pants though. Can’t weld safely with legs exposed.)

        4. Keith

          The builders kilt might work. 😉 and it has a built in tool belt.,

        5. Deanatay

          Umm, Utilikilts…
          http://www.utilikilts.com/

        6. Yotomoe

          One of my friends asked why don’t guys all where like…jockstraps or cups? Like…girls where bras, and this way noone could kick us in the balls.

        7. Tunaro

          Well, there’d be no reason someone wouldn’t kick you in the nuts, anyway.

        8. Yotomoe

          But when they do, you’ll be prepared!

        9. Vouksh

          Have you ever worn a cup? Those bloody things are uncomfortable. They dig into your hip joints. Wore them when I did martial arts… and they’re not as protective as you’d think. They can and will shatter… I know from experience.

          So your reply to your friend would be “Why don’t girls where hard, plastic cups that aren’t shaped quite right over their ta-ta’s?”

        10. fogel

          They wear hard plastic breast protectors in the sport of fencing (sword fighting). Also, the US military is only now doing body armor shaped for women. Up till now women were given armor originally designed for men that doesn’t fit properly. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Chest_protector.jpg

        11. David Alexander McDonald

          Too much heat reduces the sperm count. Dangly man-parts are a survival thing.

    2. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      Yes! Vile butt prisons! They must be cast off!

    3. DSL

      Turn the tables and commence to a-pressin’ yer pants.

  4. Mr. Random

    Plenty, pantsless, and proud.

  5. Khaner

    Holy Cheese
    Oh, Great Cheese, give me the strength to go through this day.

    1. barefootbiker

      I always wondered why “Holy Cheese” is an expression in the Dumbiverse when the Cheese himself isn’t present. Is Walky referencing Dexter and Monkey Master? Or does he just love cheese that much?

  6. AgentKeen

    Oh great, I think I just caught butts disease.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      So does this mean that you will draw up a comic featuring butts now?

      1. AgentKeen

        If I could draw? Probably. In my case, I’ll just have visions of freckled butts.

        1. Yotomoe

          Bwahahaha. I can draw it and won’t.

        2. MissQuinn

          No Yotome! Why must you taunt us with visions of freckled backsides you’ll never draw for us?

  7. Emperor Kiva

    You forgot the fact she has no pants, Joyce. But I forgive you.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’d hate to hang out with the super casual comfortable girl who wants to hang out who doesn’t have pants on.
      (I mean I probably would but I know Joyce wouldn’t)

      1. Emperor Kiva

        Then I’d be hanging out with Joyce.

  8. HMRC4EVR

    Just as a useless, pre-emptive measure:

    Please no Lego “Where are my Pants?” jokes?

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Hooooney? Where’re my pants?

    2. Arkadi

      You axed for it!

  9. Tom Speelman

    No one’s commenting on Ruth’s additional freckles, then?

    1. Subtle Anagram

      I was posting at the same time as you, mentioning them.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      You just did. 😀

    3. Doctor_Who

      “Additional” implies they are unnecessary and unappreciated.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I believe the word you were looking for is superfluous not additional, additional is a more neutral term

    4. AgentKeen

      You could see them in the last panel of last strip, too. I thought she was wearing polka-dot panties for a second.

  10. Xailenrath

    Walky’s way more astute than anyone gives him credit for.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      And that’s how he likes to keep it.

  11. Yotomoe

    It took ALL of Ruth’s strength to not make a fat joke in panel 3.

  12. newllend

    She seen plenty of her aaaaaaaaalllll night long.

  13. Jacob Newburn

    Pants are for squares!

  14. Subtle Anagram

    And the number of the freckles shall be three, and they shall orient as a triangle pointed downwards, always!

    1. Dorje Sylas

      Confirm for invers-Triforce!

    2. artemi

      I wonder if Willis has a master Ruth Freckle Dot Map tucked away somewhere, so he can accurately plot out where they should go. Or… nah. He probably just wings it. lol

  15. Kernanator

    Walky appears to have a self-preservation instinct after all.

  16. LeslieBean4Shizzle

    Pantless Billie is SO CUTE!

    1. Yotomoe

      All Billie’s are cute.

    2. Bill

      But Billie did have panties on …. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/terrible-2/

      1. Deanatay

        She took them off when she realized people were at the door? Naughty.

  17. Dean

    ‘Pretty much all of her, in fact.”

  18. otusasio451

    Somehow, I have only now realized that Ruth is taller than Walky.

  19. Yotsuyasan

    Hmm, it is morning, Ruth isn’t even dressed yet (pants-less, in fact!) and is claiming to have seen plenty of Billie… I doubt Walky will put much thought into it, and Joyce will likely be to naïve to consider the possibility, but I do wonder if Dorothy might put two and two together here…

    1. MrBurrows

      Walkey is more concerned though, and smarter than you seem to give him credit for.
      More likely he’ll be walking away and think to himself “Wait, how did she see her when she doesn’t have pants on…” *Turns with a shocked face in panel 4*

    2. JWLM

      Nah, nothing so impressive. She could be getting ready to shower, for instance, having seen Billie at some point earlier in the morning.

      Although I do like the whole “I’ve seen a lot of her” quip. So very Ruth.

  20. Adam Black

    You know how you might read a comic, over and over, and overagain,
    stopping on a panel, relishing it, then reading it sequence again;
    then going back the day before, so you can read straight thru.

    Its like that Willis

    (there is so much content here , to unpack and enjoy )

    1. Adam Black

      even funnier on a new read through.
      Even panel is funny for different reasons.
      Its almost a shame Willis wasted all these punchlines on a single day..

      First Panel: Its their first Sexy-lesbian fight since becoming lovers, and its a funny one: Look how outraged billie is to have ti say to Ruth she is not leaving out the Window like ..trash? Amazigirl ? Sal? . Its a role-reversal and its funny.

      Yet Ruth still pleads with her ( very funny )

      Pantless Punchine needs no further elucidation.
      This single panel could easily have been an entire days worth of strips

  21. Emoroffle

    Cue the door opening by itself due to a bad lock.

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Almost like someone had to break the door open once! (Although I could swear they got it fixed afterword…)

    2. Ghostforge

      Praise be to Dab.

  22. Koms

    2nd panel Joyce squeeeee!!!!

    1. Marc in MN

      Yeah, that “eep!” was probably more hilarious to me than it should have been. haha

  23. Rikonius

    Ruth should probably get a skirt, because then she could be rid of bothersome interlopers at all times, because even when dressed she would technically be pantsless

    1. Yotomoe

      She could also accomplish that by wearing a dress, overalls, or a kilt. A bikini would also do the trick.

      1. Disloyal Subject

        Depending on whose definition of pants we use, overalls’ legs might count.
        I do thank you for the mental image of Ruth in a bikini, though.

      2. Arkadi

        And I thank you for the mental image of Ruth in a kilt.

    2. sps48

      Or a longer shirt.

  24. Tyler

    Now, to preface this, every university has their own rules, but as an RA, I know I’ve had plenty of meetings and one-on-ones with residents in my room. She could just say that her and Billie are currently/have recently had a one-on-one and leave it at that, although the fact that she is, as she said, pantsless, could cause potential issues with that story, along with not being in the soundest state of mind to come up with a story. Again referencing my experience, my freshman year had my RA telling me she was currently having sex rather than say she was meeting with a resident, although I’m not sure which was the lie there (I didn’t hear sexy noises, but it’s also odd to cover up a one-on-one meeting with the sex lie).

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Well, in this case, though, Ruth having a one-on-one meeting with Billie would have been sex…

      1. JWLM

        Yes, but Ruth is trying to cover up the portions of Billie’s anatomy she’s seen recently. (“Yeah, I’ve seen all of Billie which isn’t covered by a bikini. OK?”)

    2. insomniac

      Yeah, but this is Ruth. Ms. “my door is always open, except when it’s locked. It is always locked.”

    3. Deanatay

      BTW, nice Grava-TR.

  25. Flimsyfishy

    I see what you did there Willis.

  26. dailybrad

    Panel 3 is goddamn adorable, though blushing Joyce about pantslessness is also cute.

  27. newllend

    Hey you guys having a no pants party in there?

    No we’re not

    Are you shore?

    Yes Go away ! *Slam*

    Aaaah a brought the breakaway pants too.

  28. MrBurrows

    I think I actually called this yesterday. Ruth didn’t notice she wasn’t wearing pants!

    1. dailybrad

      Ruth probably doesn’t sweat stuff like that, she just needed an excuse. I don’t recall her really batting an eyelash at Walky in his underwear, and Sara and Sal have traipsed about pantsless to an extent before without her breathing down their neck.

      1. MrBurrows

        That would be valid if it seemed she was even wearing underwear, but we have no signs of that.
        Even convenient censorship with a garbage-can to suggest otherwise.

        1. Ghostforge

          As such, it would seem our Esteemed Mr. Willis does Not in fact
          believe in the Gainax school of censorship

        2. Jerden

          Just the overly long shirt school of censorship.
          Which, I suppose, isn’t too implausible, given the length of many shirts.

  29. Robert

    Leave Ruth alone she’s having underpants problems.

  30. Aolbain

    Oh God Ruth killed Billie and is keeping the corps in her room 🙁

    1. Aris Katsaris

      That’s my prediction of what Walky will say has happened after (I again predict) he phones Billie next strip and they hear the sound come from inside Ruth’s room.

    2. Arkadi

      *Pictures Ruth’s room full of marines* O_o

      1. Aolbain

        One day I will learn basic English, one day…

  31. nothri

    Panel 3. Is that adorable and hot, or am I just kind of weird that way?

  32. JessWitt

    Shake your hips!
    Wiggle your butt!
    Drop your pants!
    Pull ’em back up!

    1. a4lbi

      Linda = Patron Saint of Cheers

      1. JessWitt

        Yeah, someone got it! The TV mom to end all TV moms.

        1. Bill

          You realize, of course, you guys spend way too much time watching some really weird shit.

        2. Rutee

          Cheers was a primetime sitcom. It’s pretty hard to get much more conventional. Not impossible, mind, just hard.

        3. JessWitt

          Meh, your loss.

  33. Nerdman

    And this is why everyone needs pajama pants.

    1. The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit

      What? What? WHAT!?

      Don’y you see that Ruth’s pantlessness actually IMPROVED her circumstances in this instance? Had she been wearing your ridiculous ‘pajama pants’ she would have been unable to honestly fob off Dorothy, Walky and Joyce!

    2. JessWitt

      Don’t cha mean “pajama jeans”? Pajama jeans – as worn by Walky.

  34. Idon'tcarenomore

    Pj pants are no fun either. Just hang them on the doorknob so that if someone does haul you out of bed before you’re ready….you’re ready for ’em.
    They are both cute pantless. And I guess Dorothy will the be the first one to tumble onto what is going on. Joyce will very likely miss it. And Walky is being his usual cautious self, he’s out a there.

    1. Jerden

      Look, whenever a male suggests that two women are lesbianing it up in there, everyone treats me – I mean him – like a pervert. Maybe it’s the phrasing of it.

  35. Dorje Sylas

    In 4 to 8 panels a phone call from Walky to Billie will ring from Ruth’s room ;P. Unless Billie has a new model smartphone with glorious 4 hour battery life.

  36. pyrophobia

    Ruth’s butt freckles
    OMG so cute~

  37. ArendJK

    6 hours & still less than 100 comments?
    Did the World End when I wasn’t watching?
    What’s going on?

  38. motorfirebox

    Come on, Ruth, Billie’s not fine.

    She’s smokin’. Can I get some up top?

    Anybody?

    1. Deanatay

      Up top!

      And on the down low…

      Too slow!

      1. Saintslayer

        OOOOOOOO SNAP!

  39. TsunamiJane

    I love how Walky’s so happy to hear that Billie’s okay. LOOK AT THAT FACE

  40. Just Here

    I’m waiting for someone to put the statements “I am in fact panstless” and “Oh, I’ve seen plenty of her” together. Walky and Joyce might not catch it, but Dorothy should be able to get it.

  41. FuryOfFirestorm

    “In fact, I’ve even seen parts of Billie that even her doctor hasn’t seen!”

  42. Saintslayer

    I’m torn between thinking this is super hot and being like “dawwwww.”

  43. G4ige

    “Holy Cheese”?
    And no one has made a swiss cheese pun? No one?

  44. vangeln

    !So Ruth is with “other Jacob”?!

  45. Pete Rogan

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your pants behind
    ‘Cause your friends got pants and if they’ve got pants
    Well they’re no friends of mine…

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