Seriously doubt he got far and even if so, just follow the rather obvious trail of ketchup leaking from the packets in his pocket that Sarah seems to have ruptured.
Oh he’ll be back… possibly to file assault charges on Sarah. That’s why it’s important to get to a hospital or police station so they can check Joyce for rufies. Without it there’s just Joyce and Sarah’s word against his since it doesn’t look like the rest of the party goers were paying attention until after she started hitting Ryan. Moreover, Sarah isn’t all that popular so there might be enough people who’d claim she attacked him without provocation.
Beware of the Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob…
Kool-Aid. Which means there’s a hole in a wall somewhere…
OMG! RYAN WAS CARRIED OFF BY THE KOOL-AID MAN!!!! TO GET RAPED!!!
Shut off the music for a minute! If anyone hears someone say a loud “OOOOOHHHH, YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!” Let me know! it’ll be too late for Ryan, but at least we’ll catch the Kool-aid man on the Downstroke!!!
In Amazi-Girl’s defense, everyone was busy dealing with the woozy victim, and not restraining him, so he probably crawled away well before the attention-hogging began.
Exactly! And it’s not like it will be hard to identify the student with the fresh scar. Assuming Ryan is a student and not a random older dude with a thing for… yeah, I think I know why Ryan didn’t move on to an easier mark.
Of course he escaped. Now he can return 100 strips from now as some kind of super villain. He’ll have a nice scar, and who knows what kind of personality alterations a few blows to the head with a baseball bat might cause. 😉
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“How?”
“A 18 year old co-ed shattered a glass of Sierra Mist in my face.”
“….That…That’s actually not a very good story.” 😉
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“How?”
“An 18 year old co-ed shattered a glass of Sierra Mist in my face.”
“….That…That’s actually not a very good story.” 😉
I hope Ryan doesn’t crawl away, call someone and whine to them, and then try and turn this against the girls. He’s the kind of jerk who would do that. (Also, the kind of jerk who would beat up and sexually assault people. But I digress.)
And by someone, I mean the dean of the school or something. WHO IS HIS DAD, or something.
Though I’d laugh at him if he called like, his old babysitter. Or his mom (who Mike is currently with). Someone who he could whine to, like “Oh, [Person], I drugged and raped this girl and she fought back! And then her friend fought back! Wah!”
Rofl, that’s not what I mean at all. If he were to go and report someone for breaking the law (smashing his face in with a bat) while downplaying or completely concealing his breaking the law (drugging and attempted assault), then that’d be jerk-like behavior in my opinion. Which I think would be awful.
Of course, if he were to try and turn people against Sarah by saying the whole truth, then that’d be him reporting someone who broke the law when they broke the law in a good way. Otherwise, by concealing his own actions? That’s jerk behavior imo.
Eggy
Nah, that’s more natural-human-response. Right now he’ll be downright terrified of Sarah, and afraid that she’ll be coming back for seconds. Frankly I’d be surprised if he *didn’t* do *something* about it, and if that something is going to the police, given his personality, I’d be astounded if he admitted to his own wrong-doing.
So less jerk, more rape-y, and I don’t know if I’d characterize rape-y-ness as jerk behavior.
I’m with you. There’s being right, and there’s being righteous, and then there’s being self-righteous. Sarah’s not even toeing the line, she’s berating it from the self-righteous side.
I think this is kind of ironic, because in Roomies she delighted in the bringing down of the self-righteous. Which made her reappearance in It’s Walky! make me not like her, as she had become that which she hated.
Wackd
I always saw Sarah as a bit of a hypocrite. She was being self-righteous about not being self-righteous.
Really? Sarah is my favorite character. I wish we’d see more of her life, though, and less of her just angrily trying to clean up other people’s messes. Sure she’s self-righteous, but she’s so full of anger that I’d love to see it justified.
181 thoughts on “Caped”
Seerow
I’m amazed the guy was capable of crawling away after that.
Yhelta
Seriously doubt he got far and even if so, just follow the rather obvious trail of ketchup leaking from the packets in his pocket that Sarah seems to have ruptured.
isitsevenyet
“… just follow the rather obvious trail of ketchup…”
*snort*
Creaks
NO!!!!!!
Dont snort the ketchup!
Wandering meme
Hey! I thought she was immune to criticism!
Rognik
Wrong continuity. Obviously she’s got a different origin story here.
Valdrax
What the-? That comment was totally not there when I posted. Man, jokeblocked.
lightsabermario
Don’t snort the ketchup! I wanna snort it!
Valdrax
Personally, I’d just use my eyes.
darcos0
delicious ketchup
McGruff the Crime Dog
He probably crawled away to die somewhere quiet.
Wandering meme
Hooray! He’s still alive!
Now we can beat ‘im s’more!
David Herbert
And so Ryan escaped the woman with the baseball bat beating the crap out of him. Thank you Amazi-Girl
Plasma Mongoose
This will not look good on her facebook page me thinks.
Candacey
Is there actually a facebook page? Cause i am so there.
darcos0
wow, no dumbing of age fan page on facebook.
Plasma Mongoose
That is surprising.
saturnwonder
Someone needs to make one…. *wants to*
Milosh
After all those blows to the head, I’m surprised not only that he’s conscious, but that he’s still alive.
Joe
Oh snap, that’s some Joker moves right there
Plasma Mongoose
It’s a shame that nobody had the chance to try out that disappearing pencil trick on Ryan.
NakedDumblydore
For that asshole, I’d rather do the disappearing broom handle trick.
Pun strongly intended.
TheBenenator
I was thinking month-old cow manure-encrusted pitchfork handle.
Thoroughly soaked. And then hooked up to the nearest 240V outlet.
And then allowed to catch on fire.
Ridureyu
He’ll make it to the barn, but die before he can get the chainsaw.
However, Joyce will be forever haunted by… no wait, that was Misery.
Moonshine McGee
Good going, Ultracar.
NCP19
Kinda doubt he’ll be able to get far, you know, savage beating and bleeding, eh wot
phildog
Wait. All those people around and nobody tries to stop him, or even (without knowing what he did) help him? Really?
Mkvenner
They are drunk.
47
Well now we know he’s still alive…
Jacob
So we haven’t seen the last of Ryan…
Tylertlat
Holy super-appropriate avatars, batman
Pat
No, that’s Amazi-Girl. Her costume is a little different, see?
brasca1
Oh he’ll be back… possibly to file assault charges on Sarah. That’s why it’s important to get to a hospital or police station so they can check Joyce for rufies. Without it there’s just Joyce and Sarah’s word against his since it doesn’t look like the rest of the party goers were paying attention until after she started hitting Ryan. Moreover, Sarah isn’t all that popular so there might be enough people who’d claim she attacked him without provocation.
Aizat
He’ll be back and when that day comes, they’ll be ready for him.
phildog
Where would heroes be without their villains?
Plasma Mongoose
But everyone knows that supervillains always find a way to escape, it’s the law of comicbook heroes dammit. 😛
Mkvenner
YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON HIS HEAD BEFORE YOUR DRAMATIC ENTERANCE!
Mkvenner
Just follow the trail of blood.
Yhelta
Ketchup
NakedDumblydore
Jell-O. It’s alive!
lawzlo
Beware of the Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob…
lawzlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo4V-8GlPpQ
Wandering Meme
It’s not Red Kool-Aid?
Man, i thought the Kool-Aid Man was leaking again.
Glyph
What are they all staring at in the last panel?
I think Ryan hasn’t gotten far, take another swing Sarah, third strike and he’s out!
Platypus
Nice job breaking it hero. Still they can follow the trail of blood.
Fonzelot
Ketchup
Wandering Meme
Kool-Aid. Which means there’s a hole in a wall somewhere…
OMG! RYAN WAS CARRIED OFF BY THE KOOL-AID MAN!!!! TO GET RAPED!!!
Shut off the music for a minute! If anyone hears someone say a loud “OOOOOHHHH, YEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!” Let me know! it’ll be too late for Ryan, but at least we’ll catch the Kool-aid man on the Downstroke!!!
SW
In Amazi-Girl’s defense, everyone was busy dealing with the woozy victim, and not restraining him, so he probably crawled away well before the attention-hogging began.
iSaidCandleja-
Exactly! And it’s not like it will be hard to identify the student with the fresh scar. Assuming Ryan is a student and not a random older dude with a thing for… yeah, I think I know why Ryan didn’t move on to an easier mark.
MarcinMN
Of course he escaped. Now he can return 100 strips from now as some kind of super villain. He’ll have a nice scar, and who knows what kind of personality alterations a few blows to the head with a baseball bat might cause. 😉
Jetpack Monkey
100 strips from now will be Sunday afternoon, DoA time.
Platypus
I would very much like to see him with a Joker style Glasgow smile asking everyone if they want to hear how he got his scars.
MarcinMN
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“How?”
“A 18 year old co-ed shattered a glass of Sierra Mist in my face.”
“….That…That’s actually not a very good story.” 😉
MarcinMN
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“How?”
“An 18 year old co-ed shattered a glass of Sierra Mist in my face.”
“….That…That’s actually not a very good story.” 😉
Tristan J
My God, this comic is glorious. I don’t just mean this strip, I mean the comic in general.
AaronS
I hope Ryan doesn’t crawl away, call someone and whine to them, and then try and turn this against the girls. He’s the kind of jerk who would do that. (Also, the kind of jerk who would beat up and sexually assault people. But I digress.)
AaronS
And by someone, I mean the dean of the school or something. WHO IS HIS DAD, or something.
Though I’d laugh at him if he called like, his old babysitter. Or his mom (who Mike is currently with). Someone who he could whine to, like “Oh, [Person], I drugged and raped this girl and she fought back! And then her friend fought back! Wah!”
iSaidCandleja-
I totally saw that episode of Law and Order.
AaronS
I think I’ve seen it in many tv shows, ect.
BUT WHO KNOWS?
iSaidCandleja-
Yes, but Law and Order has an entire spinoff series made from this premise.
AaronS
That’s pretty cool. I’m sadly uneducated when it comes to Law and Order type shows, I have to admit.
Swissaboo
wait, so now we’re hating ryan for hypothetically being the sort of person who reports someone broke the law when they broke the law.
AaronS
Rofl, that’s not what I mean at all. If he were to go and report someone for breaking the law (smashing his face in with a bat) while downplaying or completely concealing his breaking the law (drugging and attempted assault), then that’d be jerk-like behavior in my opinion. Which I think would be awful.
Of course, if he were to try and turn people against Sarah by saying the whole truth, then that’d be him reporting someone who broke the law when they broke the law in a good way. Otherwise, by concealing his own actions? That’s jerk behavior imo.
Eggy
Nah, that’s more natural-human-response. Right now he’ll be downright terrified of Sarah, and afraid that she’ll be coming back for seconds. Frankly I’d be surprised if he *didn’t* do *something* about it, and if that something is going to the police, given his personality, I’d be astounded if he admitted to his own wrong-doing.
So less jerk, more rape-y, and I don’t know if I’d characterize rape-y-ness as jerk behavior.
Organs
I really thin Sarah is my least favorite character. Which is quite an achievement, considering there’s also Joe and Ruth.
Cassidy
In all honesty, i can’t get over Roomies, and I can’t hate them. ROZ on the other hand.
NakedDumblydore
I’m with you. There’s being right, and there’s being righteous, and then there’s being self-righteous. Sarah’s not even toeing the line, she’s berating it from the self-righteous side.
Jacob
I think this is kind of ironic, because in Roomies she delighted in the bringing down of the self-righteous. Which made her reappearance in It’s Walky! make me not like her, as she had become that which she hated.
Wackd
I always saw Sarah as a bit of a hypocrite. She was being self-righteous about not being self-righteous.
agentksilver
Really? Sarah is my favorite character. I wish we’d see more of her life, though, and less of her just angrily trying to clean up other people’s messes. Sure she’s self-righteous, but she’s so full of anger that I’d love to see it justified.
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