Back when Shortpacked! ended, I had a online store coupon sale thingy going. Input the code SOGGIES into your transaction and you get $10 off any purchase of three or more Book items! Uh, I just discovered that code never expired, so, like, I figured I’d let you folks know that’s still a thing.
Remember, SOGGIES gives you $10 off your order of any three items in the Book category of the online store. The Dumbing of Age book combos are considered one item each, so keep that in mind. Friends
Back when Shortpacked! ended, I had a online store coupon sale thingy going. Input the code SOGGIES into your transaction and you get $10 off any purchase of three or more Book items! Uh, I just discovered that code never expired, so, like, I figured I’d let you folks know that’s still a thing.
Remember, SOGGIES gives you $10 off your order of any three items in the Book category of the online store. The Dumbing of Age book combos are considered one item each, so keep that in mind.
153 thoughts on “Friends”
Ana Chronistic
“huh, I thought I heard someone talking… ah who cares”
*goes home to Other Jacob*
Emperor Norton II
And her smile remains the same…
Doctor_Who
You mean Sarah made it through the entire conversation with Jacob without horrible awkwardness ensuing?
She’s truly had a breakthrough!
Emperor Norton II
I’m glad you put in the “horrible” qualifier, because there was certainly awkwardness on several levels, but probably not quite rising to “horrible”.
Doctor_Who
Moderate awkwardness is perfectly natural around Jacob. I’m sure he’s used to that.
Emperor Norton II
“I’m trying to study, but all these women (and a fair few men too, apparently) keep throwing themselves at me and lusting over my Michelangelo-sculpted body. This is rather awkward.”
Scar Man!!!
Michelangelo would have been too busy drooling and staring to sculpt
Emperor Norton II
Pretty sure he’d ask if he could “get a better feeling of just how your body was sculpted, Jacob”.
It would be pretty awkward.
Rukduk
Honestly, was there any artist of the Italian Renaissance that wouldn’t ask Jacob a variant of that question?
Emperor Norton II
If there was, that would be very awkward, I think.
Disloyal Subject
Morton’s calipers?
Silly Name
Well, said artists would certainly refer to Jacob using the N-word. And consider him literally sub-human.
Emperor Norton
Silly Name: Not necessarily… Or rather, some of them quite possibly would*, but not as many as one might think. Italy (as in, the loose coalition of feudal states that would eventually become Italy) had a fair bit of actual trade going on with both African and Asian countries, and as such, they got cultural influences from those places. Sure, they probably considered themselves superior the way pretty much all societies do, but it might well have been less racist than a fair amount of US states are today.
And the biggest rise of systematic racism came when Africans were started taken as slaves to American. Referring to dark-skinned people as sub-human was a perverted defense mechanism against considering just how damn evil it was to do something like that to fellow humans. And while I’m sure there were Italian merchants and sea captains joining in on this, they were not the driving force behind this by far; that “prize” would go to mainly Spain and Portugal at first; with the English, French and Dutch catching up (and in England’s case surpassing) later on.
And while I have no real evidence one way or the other, I must admit I find it a bit difficult to imagine that f.ex. Leonardo da Vinci —a man with such great respect for life in general, he’d buy caged birds just so he could set them free, and also a strong believer in humanistic— would consider Jacob subhuman.
*Or at least use the contemporary Italian version, since the n-word as we know it started out in the late 18th century; and mainly in English-speaking countries at that.
Scar Man!!!
especially with Leonardo, who might want to do an autopsy
Emperor Norton
He might have asked Jacob for access to his body after Jacob dies.
That would be finally reach the level of being horribly awkward.
butts
Sorry, Joyce, Sarah’s too busy staring at that fine ass to listen to you right now.
Emperor Norton II
Why does it always have to be about butts with you?
butts
Gee, I don’t know, let me think…
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Excuse me for butting in, BUTT – sorry, I meant BUT that time – Sly!Joyce in panel 4…:
a) Cute, or
b) Cuter? ¬.¬
Scar Man!!!
her gaze is a bit high for that. Perhaps she’s staring at his rippling shoulder and arm muscles? Are those sexy things? By the time a guy gets attractive enough for me to notice, I’m too much in the “humina-humina…” state to really puzzle out what I found attractive exactly?
Disloyal Subject
Name a body part. Someone is attracted to it, and there are probably online communities glorifying it.
Shoulder and arm muscles are definitely among those fetishized, but given that Jacob’s gotten some distance I’m disinclined to write off any possibility of bum-ogling. Her stare’s consistence makes me kinda wonder if she’s just zoned out daydreaming about eyefuls she got earlier, though.
Scar Man!!!
considering recent panels, who knows.
But what I was asking was if shoulder and back muscles are -widely- admired. I know that with a sample of over 6 billion, you can find any fetish, but I want to know if it’s up there in the top ten most attractive parts
Ntrovert
Since we are talking about Jacob’s ass here, I think that we need to jump past the humdrum adjective “fine” and venture into the realm of Bowie – i.e., “God-given”
Kernanator
Panel 4 has some real good Joyce-face.
PughPughPugh
Your gravatar also has some real good Joyce-face.
Emperor Norton II
Your -mom- has some real good Joyce face!
Wait, that’s not what we’re doing, is it?
John
FAAACE!
thejeff
Stop the Faces!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Needs more nickles.
ety
I’m trying to imagine your gravatar with that face instead…
Disloyal Subject
If anyone has image editing software better than MS Paint, I implore them to composite today’s Joyce face onto that one.
Though I’m pretty sure that one is an edit compositing Roz headgear onto Joyce in the first place…
Jhon
It was…
…
Scar Man!!!
never thought I’d see her look that crafty
SgtWadeyWilson
It’s surprisingly badass! She’s come so far!
Scar Man!!!
if only the road were not so rough.
Anorak
joyce has come over to the dark side. it might have been because of the cookies.
Scar Man!!!
as a connoisseur of baked goods, I can still say that no cookies are worth this shit. Heck, it wouldn’t be worth it even if the dark side had unlimited amounts of sweet potato cheesecake
Needfuldoer
Looks like an Anti-Joyce face.
Faaaaaaaaaaace
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Needs more goatee.
BloodRedSky
It is a truly glorious Joyceface
Darkoneko
Jamiroquai – love fool.
Stephen R. Bierce
*reprises “Walk, Don’t Run”*
Mr. Mendo
Just think of it in terms of lunch that she owes you! It’s an investment! ^_^
Joe Archer
It took us a couple of hours to operate that smile off the patient…
SgtWadeyWilson
In that case, I shudder to think about how long triangle grin removal would take…
Disloyal Subject
Come to think of it, whatever happened to Dumbing of Triangle?
inqntrol
Don’t worry, it’ll resurface the when you least expect it.
Roborat
Yea, don’t turn this into some kind of Spanish inquisition.
SgtWadeyWilson
“Did you just eat seventy-five McNuggets?”
“…hrm.”
“What?”
“It could’ve been an even hundred.”
Emperor Norton II
Exactly 5 nuggets per minute seems reasonable. Trying to eat 6.666….667 nuggets per minute, less so.
SgtWadeyWilson
It’s not about getting 6 2/3 nuggets in every minute, it’s about maintaining a 25 nuggets per quarter hour speed.
Emperor Norton II
Ooooohhhh. -Now- I see what you did.
Gneseepaws
Excuse me, did you just Math all over that word problem?
In in front of others? Have you told your family, you know, … that you Math in public?
Bluewind
No Walky. You don’t have to wait 15 minutes to meet Sarah. All you have to do is synch up your hoodie and run away quickly while casually tripping over people and head butting trees.
Dean
Nuggets eaten by Reginald, Duke of Thingley don’t count.
SgtWadeyWilson
That sounds like a wonderful diet plan.
Bagge
I made you a cookie, but Reginald, Duke of Thingle, ated it *kitty eyes*
SgtWadeyWilson
I read that, then pictured Becky turning into an orange kitten the way Beast boy did in the cartoon.
Bagge
Young Becky: “I wish I was a cat. Cats can leave the house whenever they wish.” *eyes window* “Hmmmm, wait a minute…”
Emperor Norton II
You’re never going to let Walky live that down, are you, Bluewind?
Also, are you feeling better today? Do you need hugs, butts, butthugs, hugbutts? Should I stop before I embarrass myself?
(Last question is a trick question. I have no shame whatsoever.)
Orion Fury
Seconded.
Scar Man!!!
strange. An emperor should have impeccable manners. Norton the First did
(I’m screwing with you. Hail Discordia!)
Emperor Norton II
Our manners are impeccable! Nobody ever says otherwise… At least not twice.
Unless they manage to say it twice before We throw them into Our acid lava pool filled with laser sharks.
Bluewind
Those poor sharks! Acid lava is both irritating to their skin and melts their food before they can reach it! I would think you would treat your laser sharks better MISTER Norton. For shame!
Emperor Norton II
Look, the acid-lava-resistant fusion cannon orcas were a bit out of my budget, OK? It’s really expensive to build and maintain an Imperial Dungeon as it is.
Bluewind
Then why not replace the acid lava with a less expensive scalding water? The people suffer longer, it’s closer to the natural habitat of laser sharks, it costs less to keep hot, and you can do fun economic stuff you can’t have with acid lava. Some broken glass of various shapes and sizes at the bottom is always a great edition as the sharks scratch their hides with and it will also slice open the feet of people who try to push off the floor of the tank sending the laser sharks into a frenzy.
Emperor Norton II
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You are now my new favourite commenter.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Does that mean I lose my title? 8-({
Emperor Norton II
You’re using Cute Dora as your avatar, Button. How could I ever strip you out of your title?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
[Hides the Sly Joyce avatar he was just working on.]
Disloyal Subject
You could always be like Mongoose and use a rotating roster of avatars.
I mean, I rarely dust off any of my massive selection for fear of seeming indecisive or appearing to mimic Plasma Mongoose, but it’s always an option.
That said, I definitely have to second the recommendation of scalding water in place of acid lava. By all means add some corrosives, but the laser sharks’ ranged capabilities have got to be severely impaired by the reduced translucency of the lava.