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Rude
Posted on February 10, 2025 by David M Willis

124 thoughts on “Rude”

  1. Animedingo

    Wait how are they both fitting in that twin bed

    1. Schpoonman

      Very snugly.

      1. Decidedly Orthogonal

        My business is very worried that Joyce’s “nudge it” mantra is building up super-sayan levels of power, and when unleashed Joe is going to be in a world of hurt.

    2. butting

      Honestly impressed that there’s even room to be as far as two inches away from any part of him.

    3. Thag Simmons

      There’s clearly a bit of overlap, and I imagine Joe’s right arm is not in the most comfortable position.

      1. Michael Steamweed

        Probably straight by his side. Right by the wall.

      2. Furie

        Right arm under the pillows. Left arm and leg over Joyce. Right leg lost to the duvet.

        1. Decidedly Orthogonal

          This is the way.

      3. SarahTerra

        Doing the “Reverse Family Guy Corpse”

    4. apricot

      I shared a dorm bed just fine in college, it’s not so bad as long as your partner doesn’t have bad breath

      1. Animedingo

        Ok but Joe is like 6 foot at least and wide AF

        Did either of you fit that descruption?

        1. MisterJinKC

          I’m 6’2″, was wide af from years of powerlifting, and shared one of those college beds with my girlfriend easily. In this case it looks like Joe is mostly on his side with maybe a little overlap at an angle. Like how puppies sleep together sometimes.

        2. Taffy

          A 6’2″ puppy would be a nightmare.

      2. Jabbie

        Its honestly mind boggling that my husband and I can have trouble getting comfortable in a hotel double bed now… when 20 years ago we shared a lofted single dorm mattress with shitty Target sheets and his roommate snoring like 10 feet away??? I guess only sleeping like 4 hours a night probably helped.

        1. Mo

          This. At home we have a king and sometimes it’s still not enough room. (Space-hogging dogs don’t help.)

    5. Dean

      They both played a lot of Tetris as kids.

      1. Disastroid

        So she made room for his 4×1.

    6. Opus the Poet

      My wife and I have slept together in a twin bed, several times. One of those times got us our son.

      1. Taffy

        Damn, there was enough room for two adults and an adoptable kid? Now that’s efficient use of the space.

        1. Decidedly Orthogonal

          It’s reverse tetris. When you perfectly fit together all the blocks, someone sees the available space and gives you four more rows of blocks.

    7. Baroncognito

      I am about six one and close to three hundred pounds and I can share a twin bed with two standard poodles and a cat.

    8. ValdVin

      If Joyce, Dorothy, and Walks can fit here, Joe and Joyce can too.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/fun-3/

      1. Opus the Poet

        Dorothy and Walky both have a bad case of Noassatall in that one. The two of them were barely wider than Joyce.

    9. Nymph

      It’s called snuggling and it’s highly effective.

    10. Needfuldoer

      The beds in DoA are closer to Full in width.

  2. Michael Steamweed

    NUDGEIT

    1. NGPZ

      *plays “Paralyzer” by Finger Eleven on hacked muzak*

    2. Needfuldoer

      I don’t remember that input on the old Bop It…

  3. Matrix

    Joyce Does a Nudge

  4. Hazel

    Snoopy-ass bed.

  5. Schpoonman

    Joe’s going to wake up, his salutation is going to shock her out of her thoughts, and she’s going to meet his business with her thigh a little more forcefully than intended.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Poor Joe. But he deserves it. His business is SO rude.

    2. ValdVin

      “Salutation”? Is that what the kids are calling biology these days?

      1. Nymph

        Yeah, you know, his salutation. His greeting. His morning announcements. His proclamations. His how-do-you-do.

        His dick.

        1. AnonGrouch

          His A+, his perfect attendance, his head principle. Hmm no wait that last one would probably feel mean to him.

        2. Rose by Any other Name

          His phallus. His proud manhood. His erect member. His hard cock.

          This thread is just too much fun.

        3. Deanatay

          His prologue. His protuberance. His pronounced presentation. His probing interest. His misogynistic penance. His proud Peter!

          You know, THE THING IN HIS PANTS!!

        4. Michael Steamweed

          His powerpoint presentation. His slide deck. Where the deets meets the sheets.

        5. Benjamin Geiger

          Can I hijack the hacked muzak to play “Shake Your Euphemism”?

        6. Opus the Poet

          I have that CD from Blue Man Group, How To Be A Rockstar, Live.

        7. Bysmerian

          I don’t think it’s in his pants right now

        8. Michael Steamweed

          His principal head.

  6. Sirksome

    I think she’s gonna die from a heart attack before she gets any wang. Sad.

    1. Nymph

      I mean, she’s had a little wang already. As a treat.

  7. Freezer

    #nudgeit

  8. BBCC

    I mean, if ya do it that many times he’ll probably wake up.

    1. Sirksome

      I was just about to comment, if she’s close enough to feel his dick pulse through her leg what are the chances Joe’s already awake?

      1. Taffy

        That depends largely on the science behind morning wood and its connection to consciousness.

  9. zims

    She’s about to knee him in the business, isn’t she.

    1. not someone else

      Pretty sure.

  10. apricot

    This is SO relatable to my early college/relationship experience

  11. foducool

    nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it mushroom mushroom!

    1. Jeff K!

      You have invoked the ancient magic. I was there when it was written.

    2. StClair

      this is the song of my people.

    3. Opus the Poet

      Now we have to badger you, it’s the law.

      1. brionl

        Just watch out for them trouser snakes.

        1. Vincent

          That’s what this is all about in the first dang place!

    4. Nathan

      Snake snake oh nudge his snake

  12. JA

    Nudge It

  13. shadowcell

    fun fact the entire storyline is just joyce lying in bed next to joe thinking about nudging his business with her thigh

    1. Taffy

      We could use some goddamn stakes in this comic, so I’m 100% behind that concept.

      1. Sirksome

        Jennifer will still be in the shower when this chapter ends.

        1. Taffy

          A gal’s gotta get clean.

  14. NinjaNick

    Don’t fudge it! Just nudge it!

  15. AGV/Ruby

    Don’t let your wet dreams be dreams, just nudge it!

  16. StClair

    Intrusive… thoughts.

    1. Taffy

      It’s only intrusive if you don’t want it. Joyce definitely wants this. Now, if she couldn’t stop herself from thinking about drilling a hole in Joe’s cock with a rotary tool and was getting upset about it, that would be an intrusive thought.

      1. Nymph

        Great, now I can’t stop thinking about drilling a hole in Joe’s cock with a rotary tool and I’m upset about it.

  17. Charles Phipps

    Joyce needs to go seek advice from Jennifer about how to seduce Joe.

    Possibly ending up Jennifer’s girlfriend in the process.

    While unaware this isn’t allowed.

    1. Taffy

      When was the last time Billie managed to seduce a guy? Every single dude she’s hit on* in this comic has turned her down and she only managed to hook up with Ruth via the power of statistical lesbian violence. Her game is clearly lower than E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial on the Atari 2600. Any advice Billie gave Joyce would result in Joyce having been dating some dude named Kyle for the past month without noticing.

      *Asher doesn’t count, it happened off-screen and I assume he initiated.

      1. Charles Phipps

        I know! It will be hilarious!

  18. Slartibeast Button, BIA

    Wink wink, nudge nudge, SAY NO MORE!

    1. ValdVin

      I figure you’ve been with a goer.

      What’s it like?

    2. Deanatay

      A wink gets you a nudge, knowudimean?

  19. Bryy

    Yes, Joyce. His heartbeat.

    A steady throb.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Joyce is monitoring Joe’s pulse and blood pressure. She’s being very protective. Good for her!

  20. Woop de doop

    Getting annoying. JUST DO IT OR GET OUTTA HERE

    1. Taffy

      It’s been like ten seconds, grow a patience gland.

      1. Abdomino

        It’s been two days though

        1. Taffy

          Wow, a whopping two strips, published at a rate that makes most other webcomics look like an iceberg.

    2. Nymph

      You have a low tolerance for annoyances.

      1. Wilde

        Or a high horniness.

        1. Taffy

          This is definitely a comic one could read while horny and high.

        2. NGPZ

          is true, have verified from direct experience XD

  21. Derek

    she’s gonna kick him in the balls, isn’t she

    1. Shakes

      I’m on team balls.

      1. Rose by Any other Name

        I’m on team vagina.

        … wait, what were we talking about?

    2. Deanatay

      *Joyce’s thigh creeps a few millimeters closer*

      Becky: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BACEY!!

      *Joyce’s knee jerks spasmodically*

      Joe: HOONRRGHHH!!

      Joyce: I’m awake! I’m awake!!

      Joe: *teeth clenched* G..G…Gonna need a few more minutes…

      1. NGPZ

        EGGS AND BACEY!!! is right!!!

        on account Joyce just cracked dos huevos ?? XD

        1. Opus the Poet

          (Laughing)

  22. Ray

    Roll over, Beethoven!!

  23. IntangibleMatter

    Is Joyce edging herself or the audience at this point?

    1. Taffy

      Certainly not Joe, that’s for sure.

      1. MK15

        I mean, she wouldn’t be feeling the heartbeat if there wasn’t something going on down there. Morning wood?

  24. Acher4

    so hot

    😛

  25. CianM1301

    There’s a few ways this can go:
    1) Joyce “nudges” against Joe’s bulge, but it’s significantly more sexual than either of them planned, hilarity ensues.
    2) Joyce accidentally knees Joe in the crotch, hilarity ensues.
    3) Joe ends up shifting his body and inadvertently causes his bulge to brush deeper against her thigh causing her to internally freak out, hilarity ensues.

  26. David Welbourn

    Laughing ultrasonically at the alt-text.

  27. GUIGUI

    And that’s how babies are made. With lots of nudging.

    1. GUIGUI

      Grabatar get changed when too many people have the same one but the last change is recent and we are already hitting into that kind of problem…

      1. Nymph

        That isn’t what makes the gravatars change. They change whenever a new face is added to the rotation. We recently got Jocelyne and Tony (maybe others, but I think those two for sure) so it jiggled around.

  28. Carm

    I thought this yesterday, she is 100% going to kneew him in the groin isn’t she.
    100%

  29. Thomas

    »CRASH!« Head cheerleader Jennifer kicks the door down to help solve the problem of touching Joe’s dick. She brought a laundromat.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      This is some dry(er) humor.

  30. darkoneko

    Joyce did you even sleep at all

  31. Needfuldoer

    And that’s how Joyce wakes Joe up, by accidentally kneeing him in the junk.

  32. SvenTS

    Premarital Han(g-ups)ky Panky

  33. Ranadiel

    JOYCE used NUDGE!
    Critical hit!
    Enemy JOE fainted!
    JOYCE gained 69 EXP. Points!

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Nice

  34. TheFlamingonator

    To nudge or not to nudge that is the question (unless you’re me, I would accidentally knee Joe in the groin)

  35. WAhydrohead

    If she keeps nudging it like that, Joe is going to need a change of underwear.

    1. Taffy

      Thinking really hard about contact doesn’t work quite as well as actually making contact, unfortunately.

  36. Mravac Kid

    Joyce is at the edge of casting her body into the cragged shame pit of that one lustwolf.

  37. Kyulen

    I get the feeling either Joe will wake up before Joyce does anything, or she’ll accidentally nudge it too hard.

  38. Cloud

    This is adorable but I can sense the incoming slapstick.

    1. Reltzik

      Really? Now that you mention it I could imagine it happening, but it seems more likely that it’s going to just be nudgestick.

    2. Taffy

      More like slapsdick, because Joyce is going to smack Joe right upside the penis.

  39. Maveric

    DUN DUN DAA DAA DAA DAA DAA DAAAAA DAT DA DAAAAAA!

  40. Falcon

    Sex, the final frontier. These are the adventures of the pervert Joyce Brown. Her lifelong mission: to explore strange new bodies; to seek out new sex and new genders; to boldly goon where no one has gooned before!

    1. Maveric

      I mean, plenty of women have gooned on Joe before…

      1. Taffy

        I don’t think we have that information. He hasn’t mentioned women sitting on him and masturbating for hours.

        1. Bruno

          I don’t think Maveric has the information of what gooning is.

  41. Roborat

    She like to move it, move it, move it.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      She like to nudge it, nudge it, nudge it.

  42. Felian

    Aww. i remember being *this much* of a teenager. So awkward! So exciting!

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