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Now Let's Go Commit Something Mildly Subversive Which, at Worst, Will Serve as a Humanizing Anecdote and Not as Anything Truly Threatening to the Power Structures at Hand, aka Dumbing of Age Book 9 is now up for Kickstartering!
Book 9 is 216 pages! It's got the usual strip commentary! It's got bonus art and rejected strips! It's got 24 Patreon-only strips! It's got a foreword by Dork Tower's John Kovalic!!!
184 thoughts on “Beaned”
Ana Chronistic
dose eyes T_T
Regalli
I know. Oh, Joyce. And oh, Amber and AG knowing exactly what she’s going through as she says that last part.
These poor, dear girls.
Deanatay
It would appear Willis still has power over MY feelings *snif*
DYW
OtterBoy1
Where’s Mike?????
C.T Phipps
Taking over hell with Toedad and Blackmage.
abysswatcher1993
Mike: “Rip and tear… your mom for a nickle.”
Deanatay
RIP Toedad
(In this case, RIP = “Receive Infinite Punches”)
Marsh Maryrose
Most likely, still in a coma
Ron again
If Blaine (who is known for lying an awful lot) was not lying about the coma.
ktbear
This is still my head canon til proven otherwise.
Regalli
We know AG was there at the time, though, and that Amber and AG are talking again (so she knows what Blaine said, and said ‘in the hospital’ to hallucination!Mike.) AG’s not entirely sure, but she thought ‘in the hospital’ was credible enough to believe it on some level and Hallucination!Mike suggested Blaine might be lying about the hospital, specifically. Given what we saw of him in the last flashback, if he’s NOT hospitalized… I mean, there was no way he was walking in that state. If he’s not hospitalized I have to assume it’s because AG saw him die and is Not Processing That until the immediate crisis is over.
ValdVin
All of Joyce’s things are converging. I’m just relieved Joyce isn’t reflectively, unconsciously, clutching her hand.
Stephen Bierce
*weirdly muted quasi-clock bell tones echoing in the distance*
Marsh Maryrose
I would have thought the muted sound would be a hammered dulcimer, but who knows.
Geneseepaws
Hammered Dulcimer Played by Rich Mullins? Or Bill Murray?
Khyrin
Neither. It’s the bell tower of the La Porte County Courthouse.
Marsh Maryrose
It’s a clock tower, not a bell tower, and there are no bells in it. Not even clock chimes, as far as I can tell.
Needfuldoer
Rich Mullins playing a somber refrain of Joyce’s theme music* on the hammered dulcimer.
*If Crockett gets theme music, Joyce does too.
Dean
I don’t think a hammered anything would be appropriate, under the circumstances.
Azhrei Vep
I think a hammered something would be the most appropriate, given the circumstances.
Opus the Poet
Tubular bells are played with hammers…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvtDm820zI
Opus the Poet
The good part starts at 17:07 and lasts until 24:05.
Rosicrucian
This is why Joyce is still a good person, no matter how much she’s doubted herself.
Suet
2 for 2 times has Joyce cried in front of Amber.
This just feels so, so wrong.
King Daniel
Amber isn’t here.
Lumino
The non-blue dialogue says different.
King Daniel
Amazi-Girl has spoken in non-blue dialogue before (example #1: when she broke up with Danny). The speech bubbles are not a good indicator – the only reliable in-comic indication is the presence or absence of cheek blushes.
Mordecai
I actually really like that—added nuance and attention to detail
Jamie
Hm. Willis didn’t tag Amber. Might be a mistake?
clif
Well, he didn’t tag Blue Boss either. But seriously, no cheek blushes, so no Amber, so no Amber tag.
Bicycle Bill
“Blue Boss”, er, Blaine is visible in the lower left corner of panel six (well, at least Amber’s cape, which is still taped around his head, is visible), and he is indeed tagged.
Needfuldoer
Amazi-Girl’s driving, Amber’s riding shotgun.
C.T Phipps
Amazi-Girl: Joyce, we need to make sure he’s dead.
Joyce: Okay
*Joyce goes downstairs*
*BANG*
Joyce: Okay, now what?
clif
You need to post this multiple times, because I’m pretty sure it would get funnier each time through.
Keulen
Ok that was legit funny.
Fogel
rim shot/hi-oh
You’ve made me recall a joke a friend told me.
1st guy: “How’s your mom?”
2nd guy: “She died.”
1st guy: “I’m so sorry!”
2nd guy: “It’s okay. It was either her or me.”
bryy
We’ve still got a month and a half of strips in this arc. Weeeeeee!!!!!!!
Regalli
Closer to two, since it ends June 23rd and we’re only barely into May! Yaaaaaaaaay*SOB*
Needfuldoer
As if 2020 hasn’t already been the longest decade…
Ryan the Cool
“blue boss”
CMasta
Prepare the toetag
Valerie
How has this comment been here for twenty minutes without a reply? It’s pun gold.
Needfuldoer
Don’t forget the toebag.
Deanatay
tag ’em and bag ’em
BBCC
Unfortunately, feelings don’t work that way. They seldom do what you want them to, the unruly bastards.
AntJ
I guess Amazi-Girl doesn’t feel a need to disguise her voice anymore
Meagan
Hmm, this brought to my attention that Amber is not tagged but there is one panel of “her” voice. I wonder if it is an accident or if it means something. Merging, perhaps?
BBCC
The voice is an affectation. AG’s spoken before without it and Amber’s spoken with it. It’s still AG around here – you can tell by the lack of blush on her face.
Mordecai
Not asking anyone to archive trawl, but would you or anyone happen to remember when Amber does the voice? I’d love to see that
BigDogLittleCat
I think it was when she started hanging around with Danny, since he knew both her and Amber. That’s when she changed her hair too.
BBCC
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/02-everything-youve-ever-wanted/blame-2/
Most recent one I remember.
King Daniel
Hovertext even confirms that it’s Amber, not Amazi-Girl, doing the blue-speech there.
Mordecai
Thanks to you both!
thejeff
Or here, though she’s dressed as Amazi-Girl, that’s Amber all the way. She’d gone out specifically to damage AG’s reputation, IIRC.
Zee
They have the same vocal cords y’know. Blue speech bubbles are just a voice amazi puts on but it’s not like that’s her natural speaking voice
segnosaur
I think it more a case of “Joyce is upset… I should speak in a more normal voice to comfort her”.
Dunedon
Missing an Amber Tag starting in Panel 2 … looks like Amazi-Girl vacated so that Amber could be there for Joyce.
Dunedon
And that first bit was supposed to have a ? mark after it. I think that’s what the text bubble colour change means, but I’m not sure.
Yumi
Still could be AG, just not doing the voice, which was, at least at a point, more of a conscious thing.
Nono
Cheeks aren’t red, it’s still Amazi-Girl.
Passchendaele
those darn people and the emotional attachments you involuntarily form with them whether you like them or not
also holy shit, joyce saw someone get beaten to death [citation needed] with a hammer, that’s an extremely reasonable thing to feel emotional about
SuperZero
She saw him get hit once. She heard him get beaten to death while she fled.
Miri
I suspect that imagining it from the sound effects is at least as bad as seeing it happen 🙁
Passchendaele
oh yeah, even if she didn’t see it, she might as well have
Meagan
I enjoy your use of [citation needed] here to acknowledge lack of confirmation of death.
Passchendaele
what’s better/worse is I’m definitely going to cite any confirmation I get
Regalli
Interesting to note that twice now there appears to be a line of Amber’s (since it’s both out of the blue-text and seems a bit more in line with what Amber would say than AG) while AG’s the only one tagged. Doesn’t necessarily mean much, but. Interesting.
Oh, girls. 🙁
Nono
The voice was just a thing she started doing. The differentiation between them (for us viewers) is their cheeks; Amber has red cheeks.
Regalli
Oh, yeah, but the one a couple days ago where there was no voice in the middle of the fight (when she’d want to be all intimidating/try and not COMPLETELY give away the game to the Goons) while she was complimenting Walky’s butt seemed a bit more like Amber than AG in general, and we couldn’t see her face either way. We also had that bit where Amber and AG were talking to each other earlier in this storyline where, since it was the same panel, the only differentiation was word bubbles, so there’s some precedent which is why I’m confused. This one does seem as likely to be her dropping the voice as not.
SuperZero
Ethan was the one who complimented Walky’s butt.
Meagan