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Hair

Posted on April 25, 2013 by David M Willis

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Tags: danny, ethan, mike

Discussion (210) - “Hair”

  1. Wonder Wig

    04/25/2013, 12:02 am
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    Idk why, but Ethan’s shirt reminds me of Ben 10.

    1. Wack'd

      04/25/2013, 12:09 am
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      I think I know what Ethan’s shirt is SUPPOSED to be, but I’ll be damned if I can’t see it without immediately thinking he’s got the world’s smallest poncho on.

      1. girly2k

        04/25/2013, 12:25 am
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        I think it meh actually be a poncho. Second and last panel have some line issues if’s not. Might actually be a barber’s cape, ‘sidering the strip theme.

    2. MrSmiley

      04/25/2013, 12:09 am
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      Its the collar. Ben 10’s shirt’s neckline has a black lining too.

      1. Aizat

        04/25/2013, 12:23 am
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        All it’s missing is the black vertical line in the middle.

    3. Somebody

      04/25/2013, 12:37 am
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      He switched to a black shirt and green jacket after the first series

      1. begbert2

        04/25/2013, 11:51 am
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        Funny, I don’t *recall* there being a second series.

        (fingersinearsIcan’thearyouIcan’thearyouIcan’thearyou)

        1. Deimir

          04/25/2013, 12:15 pm

          So then what does that make Ben 10: Omniverse? Series 1.5?

          Also, Alien Force/Ultimate Alien weren’t that bad.

        2. SSJ2Gotenks

          04/25/2013, 3:46 pm

          Omniverse is series “Fuck this shit, we’re beating a dead horse.”
          Alien Force was acceptable. Ultimate Alien? Pushing it.
          Ominiverse: fricking lego monster, shittier animation, and …ugh
          it hurts to think about it.

        3. madock345

          04/25/2013, 8:53 pm

          I actually like Alien Force better than the original series. Ultimate Alien was stupid. I never even watched omniverse, I switched it off the minute I saw the animation.

        4. Witch [Soul] of Heart

          02/02/2014, 1:40 am

          I like the first okay, the second best, and got so disgusted by Ultimate Alien I never watched more than two episodes.

          …Am I really debating about this online with people who are probably older than me? Tsk tsk oh well.

        5. Somebody

          04/26/2013, 1:03 am

          I like the block alien.

      2. Somebody

        04/26/2013, 1:02 am
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        Honestly, Ben and Gwen were annoying in the first series. They got a maturity upgrade afterward, though Gwen matured further than Ben.

        The problem with Ultimate Alien, is Ben didn’t utilize the new forms as well as he could have. Terraspin is immune to magic, but he NEVER used it against a magic opponent, i.e. Atwecha (spelling?). The ending was also rushed.

        Omniverse isn’t that bad, the art just takes getting used to. I still hate granpa’s eyes and the fact that Gwen dresses like a kid again. And it’s obvious that Ben regressed in maturity.

        1. Dave

          04/26/2013, 6:07 am

          Ugh…I couldn’t even STAND the first damn Ben10 show. Anybody wanna guess how I felt for the second, third, fourth and inevitable etcs!?!?!

          Seriously CN, LET THIS SHOW DIE ALREADY!!

        2. KaelemGaen

          05/01/2013, 4:26 am

          Oh! Good I’m not the only who noticed the Maturity reversion. Though I’d go farther and say it happened in every series after the First one. Though Alien Force and Ultimate Alien got him back on track faster. Omniverse best fix that soon. I mean they already flash back to when he was 10, don’t need to make him act 10 again even though he’s 16 (or is he 17?)

    4. Drunken Nordmann

      04/25/2013, 1:20 am
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      He’s reminding me more of Ulm from Flagland:
      http://flagland.org/guest-art/ivir%20baggins-ulmersgonnaulm.jpg

      1. Davidus Rex

        04/25/2013, 2:01 am
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        He’s Ferrara, not Ulm. Isn’t it obvious?

    5. Tom T.

      04/25/2013, 5:07 am
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      I mentioned in the other strip that the shirt makes me think of a white ST-TNG uniform.

      1. Andrusi

        04/25/2013, 10:08 am
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        Command division wears red, engineering division wears gold, comedy division wears white, science division wears blue.

    6. Onion

      04/29/2016, 1:44 am
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      Mike’s entire look deeply reminds me of a much more proportional version of Johnny Bravo.

  2. David Herbert

    04/25/2013, 12:02 am
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    His “bongo, I got laid last night” strut could use some work. But what could be added?

    1. AgentKeen

      04/25/2013, 12:05 am
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      Walking cane, I’m thinking a la Billy Dee Williams when he had a cameo on Scrubs

      1. Dicrel Seijin

        04/25/2013, 2:39 am
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        And a pimp hat, the kind with a leopard fur hat band and a feather.

      2. Andiemus

        04/25/2013, 4:17 am
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        A la billy dee Williams wherever he goes.

      3. AckAckAck

        04/25/2013, 6:04 pm
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        Add some spinnings and “You da man!” finger pointing.

    2. Yotomoe

      04/25/2013, 12:06 am
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      A little too much “going to the corner general store to get some milk” in it.

      1. Wonder Wig

        04/25/2013, 12:08 am
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        A little too much, “Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there.”

        1. Neospector

          04/25/2013, 11:14 am

          Is it a bad thing that I thought of Wall-E before I thought of Hello Dolly when you said that?

    3. MrSmiley

      04/25/2013, 12:08 am
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      I’m not sure if blue jays would help or hinder.

    4. Mr. Random

      04/25/2013, 12:09 am
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      His chest must be puffed out and he must comb his frock in a detailed message to other males that he has successfully mated. Normally, this would induce stronger breeding urges, however young Daniel’s fine frock is dwarfed by both the size and sheer craft displayed by his neighboring friend, Joe-sepher.

      1. David

        04/25/2013, 12:17 am
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        I hope he didn’t *successfully* mate!

        1. AgentKeen

          04/25/2013, 1:48 am

          Amazi-Baby

        2. AckAckAck

          04/25/2013, 6:07 pm

          Amazi-Preggo

        3. someguywithakatana

          04/25/2013, 7:36 am

          … Wouldn’t you know?

        4. Izzy

          04/25/2013, 8:14 am

          How could he possibly?

        5. Random832

          04/25/2013, 8:36 am

          Are you asking how the author of the webcomic could possibly know whether something has happened to one of the characters of that webcomic?

          I mean, he could have not decided yet, but that’s not really the same thing, and “I hope” still doesn’t seem to fit.

        6. clodia

          04/25/2013, 9:36 am

          Well, if we’re going with the conceit that the story writes itself, and he’s a little over two months out on buffer, given the average rate of story per month, that’d only be about a day or two for now. Amazi-girl might still be able to take Plan B!

      2. JustcallmeSoul

        04/25/2013, 7:11 pm
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        ” ah now this is a rare treat, the juvenile Daniel struts through his natural environment, assured that he has properly marked his claim on his chosen female. see how he puffs out his chest and draws his head back to a dominant angle. ah such majesty. oh but what’s this? is he being stalked by the rare brickhead douchebag? lets hope he doesn’t spoil our juvenile Daniels afterglow. OH, i think he spotted me…”

    5. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 12:16 am
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      I would’ve done either the Ric Flair strut or dance the entire day.

      1. AckAckAck

        04/25/2013, 6:07 pm
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        Add a little bit singing in it!

      2. Lukkai

        04/25/2013, 7:49 pm
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        WOOOO!!

    6. Mitch

      04/25/2013, 12:22 am
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      I find a saucy wink whilst strutting away does wonders.

      1. AckAckAck

        04/25/2013, 6:08 pm
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        It can be interpreted very differently though.

    7. Bekah

      04/25/2013, 2:29 am
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      A forward aerial half-turn every alternate step might be a good start.

    8. David Burnward

      04/25/2013, 3:18 am
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      Coulda busted into song “I JUST HAD SEEEEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD!”

      1. Robin

        04/25/2013, 3:46 am
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        “I still don’t know who she really is” “DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX”

        1. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:18 am

          “She has a rogues gallery.” “Doesn’t matter had sex.”

      2. Roborat

        04/25/2013, 2:50 pm
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        And I just remembered Andy Samberg’s song, had forgotten about that one.

    9. Logician

      04/25/2013, 5:56 am
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      I’m in favour of jump-and-heel-click every third step.

      1. Roborat

        04/25/2013, 2:51 pm
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        I think that has been patented by the Ministry of Silly Walks.

  3. Aras Pabedinskas

    04/25/2013, 12:03 am
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    “Good morning! Good Morning! It’s great to stay up late… If you know what I mean…”

  4. vsophi

    04/25/2013, 12:04 am
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    ETHAN IS SO CUTE
    … *cough*
    Anyway, I ship it.

    1. MrSmiley

      04/25/2013, 12:06 am
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      I would too. I think its going to remain an unrequited love though.

      1. vsophi

        04/25/2013, 4:26 am
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        Part of the fun (and pain) of shipping things is the knowledge that there’s pretty much no way in hell it’ll become canon! So fanart will have to suffice (once I get around to it…).

        1. Noel Schornhorst

          04/25/2013, 6:25 pm

          I’d love to see Ethan X Danny fanart. Danny’s the cutest DoA guy, IMO.

  5. Sock

    04/25/2013, 12:04 am
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    Mike can smell pain coming.

    1. that bard

      04/25/2013, 2:08 pm
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      The hover-text makes a better comeback then I would have thought up.

      “Watch it, mike, your hair isn’t even three dimensional”

  6. Nono

    04/25/2013, 12:04 am
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    Ethan in boxers! Hooray!

    Now get him out of the shirt.

    1. Nono

      04/25/2013, 12:05 am
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      Or they could be shorts actually. But do guys in Willis’ comics even wear shorts, outside of the beach/bed?

      1. Yotomoe

        04/25/2013, 12:07 am
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        Those’d be some tacky ass shorts.

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:31 am

          Hey, at least it’s comfortable and easy to wear.

        2. J-Dawg

          04/25/2013, 9:15 am

          +1 Internet for the Youngster, here.

        3. Totz the Plaid

          04/25/2013, 12:42 am

          At least they’re not assy tack shorts.

        4. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:43 am

          At least they’re not shorty ass tacks.

        5. AgentKeen

          04/25/2013, 1:44 am

          Better than longy ass tacks, ouch

        6. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:19 am

          Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

        7. ProjectXa3

          04/25/2013, 10:25 am

          This is why I read these comments.

        8. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 3:26 pm

          To learn of new instruments of debauchery?

  7. TJ

    04/25/2013, 12:05 am
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    I always thought it looked more like a headcrab, myself.

    I guess people will just see what the will.

  8. Shade

    04/25/2013, 12:07 am
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    As opposed to gold brick?

    1. Nightmarewarden

      04/25/2013, 7:58 am
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      I always called it the “Johnny Bravo Effect”.

    2. Reepicheep-chan

      04/25/2013, 12:21 pm
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      Well Mike is winning the hottest dude poll so…

    3. Reepicheep-chan

      04/25/2013, 12:24 pm
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      But seriously though I would love to see Ethan with a new haircut.

  9. Psycho

    04/25/2013, 12:07 am
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    DANNY! WELL DONE!

  10. John

    04/25/2013, 12:07 am
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    “Hey, big guy”? Danny, I realize that you’re, uh, Danny, but this is not how we tell the gay dude, “Sorry, but I’m not interested. Too busy getting on the scoreboard with your ex-girlfriend in a superhero costume.”

    1. Yotomoe

      04/25/2013, 12:11 am
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      Well, to be honest, Danny only knows…1/3 if any of this information.

    2. Mr. Random

      04/25/2013, 12:11 am
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      ??? Ethan dated Ruth ???

    3. Sir Robin

      04/25/2013, 12:12 am
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      Just how many people DID Danny have sex with last night?

      1. Yotomoe

        04/25/2013, 12:15 am
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        All of them.

        1. Sir Robin

          04/25/2013, 12:17 am

          No wonder we saw them in line getting shots …

        2. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:21 am

          So, they’re all getting in line for Space Mountain?

        3. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:20 am

          No no no. The only acceptable post coitus roller coaster is The Matterhorn.

    4. Nicholas

      11/13/2014, 9:41 pm
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      NOW this is a foreshadowing

  11. Sir Robin

    04/25/2013, 12:10 am
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    Someone has to post it

    http://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

    1. Aras Pabedinskas

      04/25/2013, 12:21 am
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      you really didn’t have too.

      1. Sir Robin

        04/25/2013, 12:23 am
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        If I didn’t, someone else would have

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:26 am

          I would’ve gone with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFfCKy0nKr0

        2. Aras Pabedinskas

          04/25/2013, 12:37 am

          See, now we have some class in these comments.

        3. Nerdman

          04/25/2013, 2:22 am

          It’s funny that you expect class on the Internet.

          …I’m suddenly imagining an Englishman in a dapper suit and tie playing WoW while sipping tea.

        4. Bekah

          04/25/2013, 3:02 am

          I have seen this with my eyes. There wasn’t much class to be had, unless calling people “cocking c*nts” is considered classy these days. There were other curses to be had, but that one was uttered most often. It was like a his punctuation.

        5. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:21 am

          Well, what do you call people with whom you disagree over the Internet? Hmmmm?

        6. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 4:43 am

          A yellow bellied scum of the Earth? Though I only use that when I’m responding to rude morons.

        7. davidbreslin101

          04/25/2013, 8:48 am

          I go with “You are a frightful bounder and an impudent cad. For shame, Sir, for shame!”

        8. Roborat

          04/25/2013, 2:54 pm

          We have a Scotsman in our SWOTOR Guild. I am sure half the people who go on raids with him do it to hear his swearing. He operates on a whole other level than us mere mortals.

        9. Brando

          04/25/2013, 3:44 am

          Win.

        10. cookie1995

          04/25/2013, 3:09 pm

          As A queen fan I approve of this

        11. Lukkai

          04/25/2013, 7:58 pm

          I thought of this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKc1DZLrOPM

          Not sure for which character it goes best though.

  12. ridtom

    04/25/2013, 12:12 am
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    Mike, how do you even keep your hair like that?

    1. HLY

      04/25/2013, 12:35 am
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      to antagnize gravity as much as possible

      1. Aizat

        04/25/2013, 3:52 am
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        Not as much as Charlie’s hair.

  13. Yotomoe

    04/25/2013, 12:15 am
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    Nice one, Mike. Good to see that Johnny Bravo/Adam Lyonn thing is working out with your hair.

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 12:20 am
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      Dude, the Johnny Bravo hair thing is awesome. It’s on my Top 10 Awesome Hair Style next to Ric Flair’s hairstyle back in the 80’s. Number one being the Ryoma Nagare’s hair from Shin Getter Robo vs Neo Getter Robo.

      1. Aras Pabedinskas

        04/25/2013, 12:25 am
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        All hair bows in humility when faced to Ryu’s pompadoeur from Shaman King. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/spacepiratecatdude/Ryu10.jpg
        I hope this works. Never posted image here.

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:27 am

          That is number 5. Himekawa’s pompadour is number 4.

        2. Aras Pabedinskas

          04/25/2013, 12:31 am

          HA HA. No. Even at half power, Ryu still beats that guy. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39okeAH2L1ruc976o1_400.jpg

        3. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:36 am

          Dude, the guy weaponize his pompadour. Here, http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/18405/520678-himekawa_pomadour_cannon.png

        4. Aras Pabedinskas

          04/25/2013, 12:56 am

          Ok, I don’t think either of us is going to back down on our choices, so let’s both agree that Mike would insult us both for caring so much about this… before saying that he could use his hair to see our moms last night for a nickel between the two of them.

          I wouldn’t like that.

        5. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 1:00 am

          Agreed.

        6. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 9:39 am

          You know, you’re the only guy on the Internet that agrees to disagree.

        7. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:40 pm

          HERESY! you are to fight to the death over this!

        8. Lukkai

          04/25/2013, 8:04 pm

          Nabeshin. ‘Nuff said.

        9. Otera

          04/25/2013, 6:23 am

          hahaha! rare that I find anyone else who like Beelzebub

  14. Zach

    04/25/2013, 12:17 am
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    Look at the pance! Danny has a boner. First time one’s been shown on screen in any universe.

    1. David

      04/25/2013, 1:03 am
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      That’s just how I normally draw the zipper-flies of pants, dude!

      1. Nerdman

        04/25/2013, 2:25 am
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        This gives us many questions while also creating many questions.

        1. Nerdman

          04/25/2013, 2:33 am

          …What the hell was I trying to say in the first place?!

        2. Zababcd

          04/25/2013, 7:36 am

          ‘This response raises more questions than it answers’?

        3. begbert2

          04/25/2013, 12:13 pm

          It’s sure raising someth-okay, I just noticed your gravatar, and I seem to have lost my train of thought.

        4. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 12:52 pm

          What? It’s just Ethan with an afrOh my god!

        5. Lukkai

          04/25/2013, 8:14 pm

          AFRO! NOOOOO!

  15. NF

    04/25/2013, 12:21 am
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    My god, look at Danny’s faaace…

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 12:24 am
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      That is the face of boy who just became a man…….or just finish both Demon Souls and Dark Souls without dying once.

      1. Aras Pabedinskas

        04/25/2013, 12:35 am
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        The man who accomplishes beating that game would achieve Nirvana*. Sex would mean nothing in the face of that.

        *Note: never actually played these games myself.

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:39 am

          To describe those two games: You’re going to die. A lot.

        2. Totz the Plaid

          04/25/2013, 12:46 am

          You gotta add I Wanna Be the Guy to that list to match Danny’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace in this strip.

        3. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 12:48 am

          Why don’t we just put every single notoriously hard games to the list?

        4. Regalli

          04/25/2013, 1:37 am

          Danny beat Battletoads last night.

          On his first try.

          Without losing ONCE.

        5. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 1:40 am

          Danny won The Game.

        6. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 4:31 am

          Danny beat Dwarf Fortress.

        7. Mal

          04/25/2013, 11:12 am

          Danny beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

        8. PrincessCarlos

          04/26/2013, 9:24 pm

          Danny 100%ed Just Cause 2 in a single afternoon.

        9. vsophi

          04/25/2013, 12:01 pm

          Danny beat Syobon Action without a negative number of lives?

        10. Roborat

          04/25/2013, 2:58 pm

          Danny didn’t get lost in a maze of long winding tunnels, all alike, and didn’t get eaten by a Grue?

        11. John

          04/25/2013, 4:03 pm

          Danny ascended a pacifist healer.

  16. 31stwalker

    04/25/2013, 12:27 am
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    Looks like young Daniel here just had good snu-snu

  17. showler

    04/25/2013, 12:33 am
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    So….Ethan gets kicked out of Shortpacked! and now Willis is planning a small character redesign for the DoA variant?

    1. vsophi

      04/25/2013, 4:29 am
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      I hope not. >.> <.<

      1. showler

        05/21/2013, 12:24 am
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        Told ya so.

  18. Somebody

    04/25/2013, 12:42 am
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    Did they use her costume as a condom or just make out?

    1. John

      04/25/2013, 1:05 am
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      I’m pretty sure a girl crazy-prepared enough that she can whip out the right size wrench (not even an adjustable!) for a street sign on a moment’s notice can come up with an Amazi-condom if necessary.

      1. Random832

        04/25/2013, 8:41 am
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        I think he’s assuming she had to be wearing the whole costume and not just the mask to preserve her secret identity.

    2. Logician

      04/25/2013, 9:07 am
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      I firmly believe that one of the pouches in her utility belt contains yellow & blue Amazi-condoms, with a mask pattern round the tip. I’m not sure whether they have an attached cape as part of the latex, or whether this is a detachable “novelty” feature.

      1. Roborat

        04/25/2013, 2:59 pm
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        Sure hope they remember to detach the cape before penetration.

        1. AckAckAck

          04/25/2013, 6:16 pm

          “NO CAPE!”

  19. Kernanator

    04/25/2013, 12:49 am
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    My beautiful HAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRR~

    1. Wack'd

      04/25/2013, 12:52 am
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      Shining, gleaming,
      Streaming, flaxen, waxen

      1. Aizat

        04/25/2013, 12:59 am
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        Give me down to there hair,
        shoulder length or longer,
        Here baby, there momma,
        Ev’rywhere, daddy, daddy

  20. Felix Featherstone

    04/25/2013, 1:18 am
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    Mike’s just grumpy cause he’s winning the sexy man poll!

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 1:20 am
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      Mike is always grumpy.

      1. GoogerGeiger

        04/25/2013, 1:58 am
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        HEY I’M GRUMP!

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 2:04 am

          I’M NOT SO GRUMP!

        2. TPman

          04/25/2013, 2:36 am

          AND WE”RE THE DOA GRUMPS!

        3. Bettyspaghetti42

          04/25/2013, 7:08 am

          But not that guy, for he is a lump!

  21. Greg

    04/25/2013, 1:28 am
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    Man, if somebody doesn’t cosplay as Ethan while wearing a spray-painted black watermelon on their head I am going to be very disappointed.

  22. Jackson

    04/25/2013, 1:55 am
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    Dammit Willis how am I supposed to get into an Internet fight over this?

    1. Zababcd

      04/25/2013, 6:47 am
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      (Just because this post is needlessly aggressive, I should mention at the start, in case of moderation, that one should check the context first).
      Option a)
      Why is it so hard to write ‘damn it’ as two words? ‘Dammit’ is only useful for indicating the way in which it’s spoken, which is irrelevant unless you’re writing a work of fiction. There’s no excuse for shortening it in an online context, unless you’re writing online fiction.
      Option b)
      ‘Internet’? Since when does the internet get a capital letter, particularly when it’s used as an adjective?
      Option c)
      Why do you need to get into an internet fight at all? Shouldn’t we all be trying to create a little more peace in the world?
      Option d)
      YO DONT NEED A ReASON TO GET INTO AN iNTERNET FIgHT!!!!1! U JUST NEED SOMEOnE TO BE REALLY IRRITATING AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!! PREFERABLY WITH INTENTOINAL ERRORS!!!1!

      1. vsophi

        04/25/2013, 12:03 pm
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        this is off topic but I love your gravatar, nice job

      2. electronerd

        04/27/2013, 9:27 pm
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        Internet has always been a proper noun

  23. Uniqueantique

    04/25/2013, 2:04 am
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    His shirt design reminds me of Will’s shirt from Picard’s Star Trek, for some odd reason. Yeah, the shorts are kinda tacky as has been mentioned.
    Only Mike could be a tonsure critic with that hair do of his. But then, his works for him. Draw blood if you touch, just like him.
    Glad to see Danny’s happy, can’t miss that ‘trucking down the road’ strut. Wonder how she’s feeling this morning.

    1. Aydr

      04/25/2013, 3:42 am
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      I think the “shorts” are boxers. I hope. Or he has awful taste.

      1. Aizat

        04/25/2013, 3:56 am
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        Well, that answers the boxers or briefs question.

  24. Notebooked

    04/25/2013, 2:41 am
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    Danny’s so happy he’s crabwalking.

  25. Blurp

    04/25/2013, 2:46 am
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    The Jon Arbuckle strut of unfounded confidence.

    1. Andiemus

      04/25/2013, 12:50 pm
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      You ever slept with a superhero? It’s quite an experience, let me tell you.

      1. Roborat

        04/25/2013, 3:01 pm
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        Just pray she doesn’t have superstrength, otherwise being inside her when she achieves orgasm could be fatal.

        1. Andiemus

          04/25/2013, 3:28 pm

          Only if you’re less manly than Danny. Wait..

  26. TinHeart

    04/25/2013, 3:18 am
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    Lol, Danny looks just a tad happy. But I can’t help but wonder exactly how much drama an eventual secret identity reveal is going to bring. Take your own advice to Ethan, Amber! Take it!

    In other news, I… don’t get the progression of thoughts in this strip. OK, Ethan is awkward and introduces himself as ‘guy who liked your hair’. Danny says nothing hair related. Ethan becomes self-conscious about his hair? Was he honestly expecting a hair based compliment there?*perplexed*

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 3:33 am
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      Or he’s just trying to have a conversation?

      1. TinHeart

        04/25/2013, 4:03 am
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        Well, yes, I’m not questioning that at all. My question is why is he suddenly self-conscious about his hair? (Which is what panel #4 is portraying, I assume and which then leads to Mike’s always timely comment about his hairstyle)?

        If reason for self-consciousness is not something that was said, and it wasn’t something that failed to be said, then what is it?

        1. vsophi

          04/25/2013, 4:32 am

          Him making the comment, then running a hand through his own hair probably led to him rethinking his look or something along those lines. It seemed like a pretty natural progression to me.

        2. Stara

          04/25/2013, 9:28 am

          Or he was imagining running his hands through that luxurious mop of brown. 😉

        3. begbert2

          04/25/2013, 12:18 pm

          Actually he was running his hand through his hair and it got stuck, and then the watermelon started digesting it. If this happened to you you’d look consternated too.

    2. Otera

      04/25/2013, 6:30 am
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      I think that Ethan was fishing for grooming tips. girls do that, why not gay guys? He’s thinking he wants to change his look and is looking for options.

      1. Aras Pabedinskas

        04/25/2013, 8:27 am
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        Why can’t hetero guys do this, by the way?

        1. Aizat

          04/25/2013, 9:50 am

          Why? Guys are go out with whatever hairstyle they woke up with. They don’t give a damn about grooming……..much.

        2. vsophi

          04/25/2013, 12:03 pm

          Um… No. This is patently wrong.

        3. timemonkey

          04/25/2013, 5:55 pm

          Not entirely. It does apply to some, just not all.

        4. Lukkai

          04/25/2013, 8:23 pm

          Truth be told, I don’t spend more than five minutes on my hair each morning, even shoulder long as it is. Never go out with what I woke up with either though.

  27. Aizat

    04/25/2013, 3:36 am
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    Wait, PM’s not here today?

    1. ProjectXa3

      04/25/2013, 10:44 am
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      Hey, yeah that’s kinda weird.

      1. Andiemus

        04/25/2013, 6:02 pm
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        I’m not sure which is weirder, Plaz not showing up or Plaz not having anything to say.

  28. longtimereaderfirsttimewriter

    04/25/2013, 3:45 am
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    A comic about hair. Nice.

  29. Jesse

    04/25/2013, 3:51 am
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    …Says the guy with the end of a broom on his head.

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 3:55 am
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      Guile?

      1. ArkhamTexan

        04/25/2013, 9:55 am
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        We’d be hearing Guile’s theme if it were him. Hell, DURING the Amazi-Girl sex too.

        1. timemonkey

          04/25/2013, 5:54 pm

          You mean you don’t hear it constantly in the back of your mind?

        2. AckAckAck

          04/25/2013, 6:25 pm

          Whoops, sorry about that….

          *turn off the boombox*

        3. ArkhamTexan

          04/25/2013, 9:41 pm

          Damn Martians!

  30. Otera

    04/25/2013, 6:35 am
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    Yay! Mike! we definitely don’t see enough Mike anymore. He needs more reasons to show up.

  31. Shobo

    04/25/2013, 7:27 am
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    Mike, you have the Atlanta Falcons logo as a haircut.

  32. Kamino Neko

    04/25/2013, 7:56 am
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    I can’t help but imagine Danny’s singing ‘I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today’.

    (Possibly because he forgot to bring it with him after getting Amazi-Nookie.)

    1. Bettyspaghetti42

      04/25/2013, 8:39 am
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      This is now the sub-section for “Things Danny Would Be Singing After Making Out And/Or Had Sex With Amazi-Girl”.

      “Pocket Full of Sunshine” WHOAAAAA-OWHOOO-OOO

  33. ArkhamTexan

    04/25/2013, 9:46 am
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXwleO36Ac

    Appropriate considering the amount of spines both Ross and Danny have.

    1. Aizat

      04/25/2013, 9:54 am
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      You know, you will never hear that song the same way again after viewing A Clockwork Orange.

      1. ArkhamTexan

        04/25/2013, 10:02 am
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        I’ll, uh… keep from watching that movie then. Because now it’d ruin Friends AND Danny sex for me. I don’t want either ruined for me.

        1. Mal

          04/25/2013, 11:19 am

          No, you should see Clockwork Orange. It’s a good movie. A little disturbing, sure, but really good.

        2. Lukkai

          04/25/2013, 8:25 pm

          “Little”

  34. Ashley

    04/25/2013, 11:00 am
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    I love you, Mike.

  35. bewareofkow

    04/25/2013, 2:24 pm
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    Has anyone played Bioshock Infinite and noticed how some key portions of the plot mirror elements of Jason’s backstory in It’s Walky? I’m pretty sure the alley scene with the portal (near the end) was lifted directly out of Willis’ work. Willis, you’re mainstream!

    1. JustcallmeSoul

      04/25/2013, 6:43 pm
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      which scene, and what reference specifically? i fail to see the similarities.

  36. JustcallmeSoul

    04/25/2013, 6:42 pm
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    SO willis, ive wondered for a while, what are your thoughts on the community’s tendancy to make ‘micro-memes’ with notable quotes and one liner’s from the strip?

    in the FAAAACE, with his PENIS, for NICKLE!

    etc.

  37. AckAckAck

    04/25/2013, 6:42 pm
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    Hey guys hey guys
    Listen to my story!
    Guess what happened last night?
    Guess guess what happened last night?

    I just done the tango!
    The glorious tango! the legendary tango!
    With the most beautiful lady!
    I worship and adore!

    (Chorus)
    Horizontal tango!
    Horizontal tango!
    The most glorious tango of all!
    Because it takes two to Tango!
    (x2)

    The night was ended
    Gloriously I say
    Not a premature you-know-what
    With the best laaaaaaady!

    (Back to chorus)

    1. JustcallmeSoul

      04/25/2013, 6:45 pm
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      you said “hey hey guys, listen to my story…” and the first thing i thought was “all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down…”

      1. Aizat

        04/25/2013, 8:13 pm
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        I thought it was that song about Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly.

  38. Ryubbert Narraetsor

    04/25/2013, 6:48 pm
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    So, is the full title of this strip “Hair 2: Dye Hairder”…?

  39. james

    04/25/2013, 7:37 pm
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    -cough-.
    Im paying attention yknow.

  40. Orion Fury

    04/25/2013, 11:05 pm
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    I just finished an archive binge. Assuming the only time skip was when Walky got his Pajama Jeans, that would place today being the third Wednesday of the school year. But since some people were getting flu shots, I’m thinking that may be wrong.

  41. Greg

    04/25/2013, 11:07 pm
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    Did Danny use the signed condom he got from Roz?

  42. Boom

    04/26/2013, 4:38 pm
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    And now I suddenly ship Mike/Ethan in the DoA universe for no explicable reason.

  43. Raoullefere

    04/28/2013, 2:11 am
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    Was Melonhead trying to hit on Danny?

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