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Hair
Posted on July 18, 2011 by David M Willis

129 thoughts on “Hair”

  1. Kernanator

    Aww, they’re made for each other. Or not.

    1. Mkvenner

      That’s probably the endgame.

      1. David Herbert

        If not, the shippers may murder.

        1. Mkvenner

          I’m going to go stand over there for a few years.

        2. Aizat

          C’mpn, it’s shippers we are talking about here. They fight for everything ship related.

        3. Mkvenner

          Well I’m a land lover. 😛

        4. Kernanator

          Oh be quiet, you landlubber! Arrrr!

        5. turkishproverb

          You know, I imagine this comic will help answer willis’s version of the whole “destined love” vs. “love due to the people our experiences have made us” thing.

        6. Z

          The twist is that both versions are actually one and the same.
          ;D

    2. DarkVeghetta

      http://www.joyceandwalky.com makes them look really cute together, as well as stable. Though that Joyce seems more… worldly.

  2. arjay2813

    even mike looks freaked out by that

    1. Kernanator

      Freaked out? Naw, Mike’s just STARING it to death.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Looks like like a frown and more like ‘I hope nobody finds out it belongs to me’.

        1. Aizat

          Looks more like “who the hell left hair in the stall? If I found out who did this, I am going to do his mom for a nickel RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!”

      2. DarkVeghetta

        Any minute now it’ll pop out of existence.

    2. Lokitsu

      Mike’s daring it to make a move in his direction.

    3. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

      I’m with Joyce. Kind of would creep me out too.

    4. WebComicGeek11

      I don’t give a crap if Mike’s freaked out or what. Hello-o, he’s shirtless! X3 Mmm, shirtless angry bastard. 🙂

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    WEINER MANGE: The scariest thing since AIDS, even Mike is afraid of it.

    1. Mkvenner

      I don’t think Mike fears it.

      1. Kernanator

        Mike MADE it.

        1. MM

          Or Mike’s jealous someone else thought of it first.

        2. Mkvenner

          That’s probably it. 😉

    2. Lokitsu

      Weiner mange is dangerous when cornered.

    3. Aizat

      I don’t want to know what is weiner mange for the sake of my sanity.

      1. dchorror

        It’s a disease that causes you to lose hair in random clumps around the crotch area.

    4. SQLGuru

      Weiner Mange — great name for a band! 🙂

  4. Mkvenner

    Wait why is Walky in the communal shower at same time as Mike?

    1. Kernanator

      They’re roomies. And Walky doesn’t really know any of the other guys.

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        I’m sure Walky is glad to have such and awesome shower buddy.

        1. Mkvenner

          This is Mike we are talking about here.

        2. Kernanator

          Every night, he sneaks out and fucks Walky’s mom for a nickel.

        3. Sophia

          And then all the other moms in the neighborhood for good measure.

        4. Fred

          In her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

        5. dchorror

          How is that not awesome? Mike can scare anyone else in the shower off and if he pisses off Walky, he’ll get beaten into a cast and sent to marshmellow hell.

        6. Mkvenner

          ….What?

        7. Aydr

          …What?

        8. dchorror

          Wholesale reference to the most memorable storyline from It’s Walky to me.

        9. Magnus369

          I thought marshmallow hell was being surrounded by rather busty chicks and well…

          I’m sorry, I’ve just been to a better place.

  5. A. Colunga

    Google wouldn’t let me search for wiener mange. It… cares for my mental health?

    1. Mkvenner

      Hurray! 😀

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      I tried googling it and got André Rieu???

      1. A. Colunga

        I got coffee. As in “Here, drink this, relax, and don’t worry about wiener mange anymore.”

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I’m glad you clarified that answer, otherwise coffee would become even more disgusting to me than it already is.

        2. Kat

          I got the handbook of psychology, with a gentle hint that I should see a professional…

  6. iSaidCandleja-

    What is weiner mange? I don’t get it and context isn’t helping.

    I’ll just continue to assume they are staring at Ethan.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      I’m guessing that someone left A LOT of pubic hair behind.

      1. iSaidCandleja-

        I got that much, but I still have so many questions! Was it shaved off or was it just shedding? Is it sticky from all the soap it’s covered in? I don’t know why but I must know these things!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Pubic hair can turn a bar of soap into a chiapet in no time; Thank God for shower gel.

        2. Alex

          Or washcloths

        3. gangler

          It can turn a washcloth in to a luffa.

        4. Kernanator

          And don’t even get me STARTED on what it does to your bathtub.

  7. Henry

    Wild Weiner Mange appeared!
    FIGHT PKMN
    ITEM RUN

    1. Kernanator

      Mike used Glare!
      The wild Weiner Mange is paralyzed!

      1. Henry

        > RUN
        There’s no escape!

        1. Aizat

          Oh no! It’s like Pokemon Black all over again.

        2. Henry

          Black? Heck no! It’s like BLUE version all over again!
          Weiner Mange is Zubat.

        3. Aizat

          Not the official Black, the rom hack Black.

        4. Henry

          But Weiner Mange is still Zubat.

        5. BrokenDown

          Am I the only one that thought these posts were by the same person because of the photos?

        6. Kernanator

          @BrokenDown
          Seriously? That would be one hell of a schizophrenic.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          This is why I create my own Gravatars.

        8. dchorror

          I honestly thought it was someone wishing for an edit button until you said something and made me look at the names.

        9. Aizat

          It’s just a coincidence that Henry and I have the same gravatar. Besides, I don’t talk to myself online. It’s just creepy doing it online.

        10. Henry

          I was wondering how to get a different one!

        11. Plasma Mongoose

          Henry: The only way to get a new gravatar is to click on the Get a Gravatar link, fill it out and upload a picture you want to use.

        12. Xalticus

          Blaze Black? It is so much harder than Official White- I’m struggling at the second Gym leader in Blaze Black, that damn Bouffalant with Aerial Ace one hits everyone like they were nothing D:

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Trainer uses FLAMERTHROWER
      Weiner Mange faints
      Trainer sighs in relief

      1. Kernanator

        A wild Ass-hair appeared!

        1. dchorror

          Trainer calls it a dude and calls a zookeeper.

        2. Aizat

          Trainer uses TWEEZER.

        3. Lokitsu

          It is Super Effective!

  8. Beehive Radio

    That very concept is just stomach-turning!
    😀
    Now, I’ll have something to tease my girlfriend with!

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    Sidenote: I see a nipple, unfortunately not from any of the girls.

    1. Aizat

      There, there.

    2. Henry

      no Joyce nips…? 🙁

    3. iSaidCandleja-

      I just noticed: I’ve been assuming Mike is wearing boxers.

      1. MadarFoxfire

        There’s a bit of a line on his hips near the bottom of the panel.

      2. Kernanator

        Why would he when he can get maximum discomfort from Walky by being butt-naked?

    4. Kernanator

      Of course Willis would show a man nipple before a girl nipple.

      1. Mkvenner

        I think he gets enough hate mail as is. He does not deserve more.

      2. Ryune

        Haven’t we already seen Joe’s nips?

      3. Seerow

        Well yeah, guy nipples are fine but chick nipples make the comic flagged NSFW forever.

        Double standards are forever against us.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Double Standards at their worse. 😛

        2. Mkvenner

          Like Fox news reporting on corruption while at the same engaging in corruption. 😛

    5. Thor

      That’s odd. Willis usually tags strips with nipples in them.

      Or at least he does with Shortpacked. Check out “nipple” in the Shortpacked tag cloud.

      1. JK9000

        I’m pretty sure DoA is only ever using names for tags. But I don’t think we’re suppose to be talking about Shor

        1. gangler

          Is shortpacked like now like candleja

        2. G.S.Mercs

          YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! You can’t be taken by him without finishing his name! Sorry for the fan rage.

  10. Vivvav

    Damn, I knew I forgot something.

    1. Kernanator

      Ah, the Mike gravatar is perfect.

  11. Gambit508

    What I want to know is why when faced with Wiener Mange, Wally’s first though was “I should show Mike this’

  12. dchorror

    Joyce had her own bathroom? She’s not just sheltered, she’s privileged.

    On a side note, what does she think is going to happen once she starts living with a guy?

    1. Fred

      Separate bathrooms, of course. Also, they’re not gonna be shower buddies.

    2. gangler

      That’s also what I was thinking. She had her own bathroom. Like what the actual hell.

  13. Menachem Schmuel

    Someone’s got WEINGE! And I see a MIPPLE!

  14. Zem

    That’s right, I have almost forgotten that Mike is the designated female eye candy.

    1. Joana

      That’s right! We the women deserve some loving too!

    2. agentksilver

      My first thought upon seeing this comic was DAMN!! And then I read the rest of the comic.

  15. LeaLeonis

    I wonder if Walky would be more or less weirded out if somebody had taken a dump in the shower. After all he’s quite the poop’s man, so he shouldn’t be easily shocked by any less disgusting leftovers he runs into at all.

  16. OhNoUDiNt

    So that’s what shower buddies really discuss: weiner mange. Eww.

  17. Jackson

    No one on this floor is as big a girl as you, Joyce. It’s time to girl up and be a big girl.

    Sup Joyce, I’m talking to you in the comments.

    1. Jackson

      It’s kind of sad, Joyce. ALMOST AS SAD AS HOW YOU WON’T JUST PICK UP THE STUPID HAIR OUT OF THE DRAIN.

  18. Keleso

    Wait, I thought Joyce, Sarah, Billie and Sal shared a bathroom, and that was how Joyce got into Billie’s room?

    1. Kernanator

      It’s a half-bath. I don’t think it includes a shower.

  19. Aizat

    Hair? NAUGHTY!

  20. Plasma Mongoose

    The only thing scarier would be if ‘weiner mange’ was slang for leprosy.

    1. Kernanator

      It is. It’s slang for penis leprosy.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        “Here, keep the tip.”

        1. Kernanator

          …I have the feeling that I should get this comment, but for some reason I don’t.

        2. Jackson

          Be thankful.

        3. Kernanator

          So you’re saying it’s something I don’t want to know?

  21. b

    Hey, I appreciate how we get these for free and I enjoy them very much. I was just wondering if this was like last week where we dont get any tuesdays or thursdays.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Looks like it will remain M-W-F until the move is complete and everything is unpacked.

  22. Killer

    This comic starts off pretty similar to the very first DoA comic. “Jesus, Joyce.” / “Jeez, Joyce…”

    1. Menachem Schmuel

      Next thing you know, it’ll be Jesus-Joyce.

      1. Kernanator

        And once again, we collectively submit our theory that Joyce is actually Jesus.

  23. diTaykan

    Might the possessor of weiner mange be… JOE…?

    1. Kernanator

      And now we know what he caught from Roz.

  24. Izzy

    Well, thank you for guesting on QC today. I have already read the story so far…and though I will have to go through it one or more times to get the names down I thoroughly am enjoying what has been added to my web comics bookmarks tab.

    1. b

      Questionable Content is really good

      1. LeaLeonis

        AFT (er, I’m not sure if Answered For Truth exists, but I’m not sure how to quote something here).
        And not to get off topic, while I’m a long time fan of QC, I really enjoyed DoA and its affiliates as well. I also enjoyed DW’s guest strip for JJ, but I was a bit confused by how much Dora’s face looks like Mike’s. Is there something the artis wants to tell us with that? Along the lines of “Dora’s punchlines are just as witty as Mike’s” or “Dora’s almost as classy a character as Mike”?

        And I also think the updates are reduced to M-W-F, which is fine with me, since a lot of the comics I read are MWF (xkcd, MC et.al.), that leaves me enough time to look at a strip and write a comment FTW before the next one is up.

        1. Phillip Wilde

          Dora has Mike’s face and Ethan’s hair. Hannelore has Linda’s face and Agatha’s hair. I haven’t figured out who Raven and Faye look like.

        2. buttsbutts mcgee

          Raven Has Leslie’s face and Faye has Billie’s FAAAAAAAAAAAYECE.

        3. buttsbutts mcgee

          sorta. the closest parallels i can draw, anyway.

  25. ProtonCon

    Panel two. Left side of Joyce’s face by her eyes.

    Her eyes are *glowing* man…

  26. Kernanator

    Willis, I think you misspelled “wiener”.

  27. fauxlosopher

    One would think Joyce would take offense to the Lord’s name being used in vain…

  28. Twigs

    MIKE NIP

    That is all.

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