One may wonder why, since neither Amber or Dina (or Amazi-Girl) are the sort to have thrown parties in the past, they already have a collection of Red Solo Cups right there.
Well, this is college and alcohol is present. Those cups just naturally sprouted there, like mushrooms after rain. Nature is amazing.
As one of the residence council who used to organize the dorm keg parties on the regular, I can confirm that red solo cups are ridiculously easy to get your mitts on, even when you’re a poor college student. Especially if you live in a college town.
She did want to date Ethan, but he was younger/smaller back then. And in the comic she (or her alter ego) have been involved with Walky and Danny, none of which have been particularly muscular.
(The one hint that she likes guys that are “fit” is when she commented on Mike’s abs.)
Hey! Some of us LIKE ouzo. And also Vicks Formula 44 which tastes a lot like ouzo… which I discovered during a sleepover in 1st grade (Vicks Formula 44 tasting good, ouzo came decades later.
Michael Steamweed
Oh godz ouzo! Oh the horror; oh the humanity! :O
*flashback ensues
lyzyrdwyzyrd
My money is on corn whiskey. Specifically clear, unaged corn whiskey.
Judging from the presentation that is some form of straight hard liquor with no sweeteners or added flavor. Possibly professionally distilled moonshine. Can’t go wrong with juice or your favorite soda. Might not taste great but better than straight from the bottle.
Or get some lemon juice or lime juice mix with a sugar syrup made at a ratio of one or two parts sugar to one part water and you’ve got sour mix to make (whatever is in the jug) sours.
Now all that goes out the window if we’re looking at some gimmicky packaging for beer or hard cider. Someone needs to crack it open and take a sniff and a sip if they want to get mixers.
yep not good to have alcohol on an empty stomach (well it’ll prolly get you drunk faster but prolly terrible for your system. well their ‘youth’ can prolly cleanse it out better than an unhealthy 40 yera old but good to have better habits tsarting young)
Google says the largest bottle of Dos Equis in this universe is the 24 oz. Anything larger comes in cans or kegs and has that nasty aluminum under-taste.
She already knows her friend circle is not the kind to do anything harmful during a party even with alcohol involved. (psysically speaking at least.) Or force her to participate if she choses not to.
Sarah likes/respects dina tho, i’m sure if she’d just simply leave if she didn’t wanna deal with the drinking
but maybe if she gets tipsy she can have another ’emotional’ convo with jacob (surprised she didn’t have a shot before talking to him but guess it’d be bad to dependo n alcohol as a social lubricant for her to be open with his emotions)
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Doctor_Who
One may wonder why, since neither Amber or Dina (or Amazi-Girl) are the sort to have thrown parties in the past, they already have a collection of Red Solo Cups right there.
Well, this is college and alcohol is present. Those cups just naturally sprouted there, like mushrooms after rain. Nature is amazing.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Are they the kind with scrape thingies on the side so you can mark them?
Doctor_Who
Probably, those have evolved into the dominant subspecies.
Needfuldoer
Maybe someone else made a Village Pantry run, or Zoomer-Dashed them from Target or something. They’re cheap and disposable.
Decidedly Orthogonal
> They’re cheap and disposable.
Not taking a shot at you needful, I just need to mumble-grouse about plastic waste, microplastics, and chemical leaching.
Needfuldoer
It’s an admittedly obtuse reference to the song Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith.
Zygorth
“And, unlike my home, they are not forcloseable (FreddyMac kiss my ass!) *Woo!*”
Caro
i imagine amazigirl confiscated them from some other illicit party in the past
AndysDrawings
Perhaps Dina took them. She is small and often unobserved.
Felis Dee
As one of the residence council who used to organize the dorm keg parties on the regular, I can confirm that red solo cups are ridiculously easy to get your mitts on, even when you’re a poor college student. Especially if you live in a college town.
IntangibleMatter
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Okay so the next arc is gonna be almost entirely on slipshine? Yeah sure why not
Clif
The important point is that Sarah, of all people, knows how to PARTY!
Animedingo
Showing off the arms I see
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Her constitutional right, after all.
Thag Simmons
Quick turnaround on the fashion suggestion
Dean
She sprinted back to her room and tore the arms off every shirt she owned in a frenzy.
Nono
So if the theme is no shirts… Jacob and Joe in the same room together, shirtless.
Yes, just like my fantasies
Proxiehunter
And then they start kissing and we realize we’re seeing Amber’s fantasies.
Nono
No no, first they have a sweaty flex off.
That’s Joyce’s fantasy right
Segnosaur
What type of guy is Amber’s “Type” though?
She did want to date Ethan, but he was younger/smaller back then. And in the comic she (or her alter ego) have been involved with Walky and Danny, none of which have been particularly muscular.
(The one hint that she likes guys that are “fit” is when she commented on Mike’s abs.)
thejeff
Guys who unironically watch My Little Pony
So fit, though not necessarily built like Joe & Jacob, but also with some not traditionally masculine traits.
Matrix
Literally Google what you can mix with that kind of booze
Amateurs GAWD
Doctor_Who
Since we still haven’t been told what exactly that is, I’m waiting for the reveal that it’s just tonic water or something in a gimmicky jug.
Thag Simmons
I feel like the options are tonic or everclear with no middle ground.
AY
Ouzo if we want at least one of them to swear off of drinking
Opus the Poet
Hey! Some of us LIKE ouzo. And also Vicks Formula 44 which tastes a lot like ouzo… which I discovered during a sleepover in 1st grade (Vicks Formula 44 tasting good, ouzo came decades later.
Michael Steamweed
Oh godz ouzo! Oh the horror; oh the humanity! :O
*flashback ensues
lyzyrdwyzyrd
My money is on corn whiskey. Specifically clear, unaged corn whiskey.
Proxiehunter
Judging from the presentation that is some form of straight hard liquor with no sweeteners or added flavor. Possibly professionally distilled moonshine. Can’t go wrong with juice or your favorite soda. Might not taste great but better than straight from the bottle.
Or get some lemon juice or lime juice mix with a sugar syrup made at a ratio of one or two parts sugar to one part water and you’ve got sour mix to make (whatever is in the jug) sours.
Now all that goes out the window if we’re looking at some gimmicky packaging for beer or hard cider. Someone needs to crack it open and take a sniff and a sip if they want to get mixers.
HueSatLight
It’s liquor and mix it with milk, or it’s a mega-growler of Dos Equis.
lyzyrdwyzyrd
I’ve seen sour recipes as 2 parts strong, 1 part sour (lemon juice), 1 part sweet (simple syrup). Optional egg white and bitters.
thejeff
I mean, it’s got to say on the bottle itself.
If it’s at all legal to sell and it’s not really moonshine.
morleuca
Just get a bunch of random things and see what mixes. More fun that way
NGPZ
Dina will teach dinosaurs to ride on a ball!!!! <3
<*plays "Head Cha La" on hacked muzak*
Casi
are you implying that Dina-sama is the same spirit as Toriyama-sama? I like this head canon
NGPZ
obligatory RIP Legend Akira Toriyama T_T o7
Dina has a power level far greater than earthlings could ever imagine.
Jeremiah
Did Sarah changed into a sleeveless shirt because Jacob said he liked her arms? That’s adorable. And I have to agree, she looks very nice.
Dday
Cut to Joyce looking perplexedly at an inexplicable pile of individual sleeves and a pair of scissors on the floor.
Sirksome
Kinda waiting to find out if that is in fact actually alcohol and not a novelty joke bottle of water.
Pergola
Still waiting for someone to read the label.
poofdepoof
Has the clock moved? It’s only 12:19
Masumi
I’ve never had a dinosaur themed party…
I’ve been doing it all wrong!
Van Jealous
You should try Sarah’s tops! (Sorry)
Needfuldoer
Never apologize for a good bad pun.
eh, whatever
Do, because otherwise I don’t notice!
Michael Steamweed
*applauds
Roborat
That was really well done.
brionl
Topless Dinosaur Party!
Needfuldoer
Who could say no to that?
anonymsly
Maybe some snacks? Pass the hat for pizza? Grab soma sodas for mixers and/or people who need a break from booze?
The theme is dinosaurs, queue up a few dinosaur movies and play them in order from ‘least offensive to Dina’ to ‘most offensive to Dina?
Tell Joyce to bring Apples to Apples?
So many things can be added to a party that’s just a jug, some solo cups, and two hoodies.
Cholma
“I got two turntables and a micro… er, I mean: I got two cool hoodies and a moonshine jug!”
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Shouldn’t dinosaur parties have rat-like theraspids as snacks?
NGPZ
those for the obligate carnivores
herbivores would eat tree stars
or cereal
Peter Huppertz
No, that’s Steve.
NGPZ
Well, I guess Steven Spielberg had to sustain himself on *something* while working on The Land Before Time *^-^*
Peter Huppertz
I was talking about <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2407" title="another Steve", but okay.
Peter Huppertz
Learn to , peter
Tan
“In order from least offensive to Dina to most offensive to Dina”
Do we really want Drunk-And-Angry-At-Bad-Dinosaur-Representation-Movies Dina? Yes. Yes we do.
Nymph
I didn’t know I wanted this, but I really really do.
zee
Or like, literally anything carby to eat with all that booze so they don’t immediately get sick
marcus erronius
Apples to apples? Is that that tame Cards Against Humanity ripoff? /s
NGPZ
Seeing that Joyce has broken the F-bomb barrier (YIPPEE), I’m guessing she’d opt for Cards Against Humanity now >:D
anon
yep not good to have alcohol on an empty stomach (well it’ll prolly get you drunk faster but prolly terrible for your system. well their ‘youth’ can prolly cleanse it out better than an unhealthy 40 yera old but good to have better habits tsarting young)
Suet
If those hoodies are zip-ups, then it could still be topless
With an unmarked bottle like that, nobody knows the taste of it
Opus the Poet
Google says the largest bottle of Dos Equis in this universe is the 24 oz. Anything larger comes in cans or kegs and has that nasty aluminum under-taste.
Reltzik
…
Okay, a few days ago when I said Sarah would be a wet blanket about this party?
Retracted.
Jeremiah
She already knows her friend circle is not the kind to do anything harmful during a party even with alcohol involved. (psysically speaking at least.) Or force her to participate if she choses not to.
Thomas
Even if they’re doing the no shirts thing, they can still have a wet blanket contest!
anon
Sarah likes/respects dina tho, i’m sure if she’d just simply leave if she didn’t wanna deal with the drinking
but maybe if she gets tipsy she can have another ’emotional’ convo with jacob (surprised she didn’t have a shot before talking to him but guess it’d be bad to dependo n alcohol as a social lubricant for her to be open with his emotions)
Dana
So what I’m hearing is that Sarah knows how to throw raging parties but it unwilling to go through with any.
Opus the Poet