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Guh-WHA?
Posted on May 15, 2023 by David M Willis

202 thoughts on “Guh-WHA?”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    /me thinking dang, that was a short day, before remembering roller derby o’clock is like evening stuff and who knows when Dotty actually passed out in Ruth’s Murder Cave

    1. Ana Chronistic

      s’pose there was the library stacks they coulda used

      1. HueSatLight

        IHOP bathroom.

    2. cbwroses

      Roller derby, at least that one, was at midnight, so I don’t know if the library would be open that late.
      My school’s library wasn’t.

      1. Yumi

        My school’s main library was 24-hours most days. Useful when you needed somewhere to be.

      2. Wizard

        Currently, the Wells Library (commonly known as the IU Main Library) closes at 8 PM Sunday thru Thursday, and 5 PM Friday and Saturday. So definitely no. I couldn’t say what their hours were in the past, since I haven’t been there in thirty years.

    3. RassilonTDavros

      Same, I had completely missed that we were in a new storyline up to now.

    4. Decidedly Orthogonal

      Better Dotty in Ruth’s, than Walkertonin Ms. Billingsworth’s “murder cave.”

    5. Sharaku

      I came in a few days late and had to flick back a few pages. Between the waking up scene and Lucy’s blunt honesty with Danny about her sexual intents i actually thought the whole Roller Derby scene was going to turn out to be a dream sequence.

      1. Clif

        Roller Derby is a dream, unless you’re trying to figure it out for the first time, and then it’s a nightmare.

  2. JepMZ

    I just want to attempt to be first for once

    1. Angel

      pretty sure patrons get a day ahead so you’d prolly have to pay for it lol

      1. JepMZ

        They have a day ahead to say whatever that’s relevant. But actually posting anything is, I believe, open to everybody. And what’s up with the times the comic gets posted? I can’t find a pattern lol

        1. Ryan

          There’s clock drift on the server. From what I gather, it’s posting about 5 minutes before midnight ET. I’d start checking 5 minutes before that.

        2. spriteless aunty

          Look at the blurry patreon preview before hand so you can comment on the difference. For instance, yesterday I was wondering about a scene change to someone with dyed red hair.

      2. Thag Simmons

        You can get it without that, but you do have to be a lot quicker on the draw than you would if you already knew what you wanted to say from having already seen the comic.

    2. Thag Simmons

      I’ve managed it a few times, I think I have at least. It’s doable so long as you’re really quick and Ana’s having an off-day for whatever reason.

      1. JepMZ

        Oh yeah, I remember XD. It’s the only reason why I have a little hope of achieving it.

        1. Thag Simmons

          For what it’s worth I don’t think I was ever first with a good comment, even grading on the scale of “webcomic comment section”.

      2. Angel

        i’d imagine there’s prolly twitter notifications or so to have it let you know or RSS feeds (which i never tried out so idk how effective tehy are for comics)

    3. Needfuldoer

      Good luck competing with Ana’s superpowers.

  3. Doctor_Who

    History’s Greatest Monster.

    I can only assume she’s REALLY mad at Walky right now, because Jennifer does not seem the type to cockblock, and it can’t because of Lucy who barely exists to her. Vegas odds on her having that smoothie delivered so she wouldn’t have to abandon her vigil?

    1. Angel

      a cockblocking even if it benefits walky is pretty restrained compared to literally tossing hiim out again lol

    2. Dean

      I assume that Jennifer got dressed, went out and did some stuff, bought a smoothie and came back to find these two idiots still asleep.

    3. GholaHalleck

      I think the idea of Walky spooge within a 90 meter radius of her bed would send Jennifer into a pyrotechnic frenzy akin to Johnny Storm in a Tilt A Whirl.

      1. Schpoonman

        I think I saw something like that in that a Besiege video once.

    4. justin8448

      I mean, Jennifer is only at fault if Lucy gave her some kind of advance notice to vacate and she ignored it.

      If Lucy got caught up in the excitement and forgot to warn her roommate, she can’t be mad at anyone but herself if she and Walky came home to find Jennifer settled into bed and about to fall asleep.

      1. Clif

        Not even Lucy is blaming Jennifer.

        1. Angel

          well lucy is shown to be a nice considerate person so i imagine she wouldn’t be upset at jen or attempt to throw her out, or just feeling too awkward/flustered after seeing her at their room and being ok with just walky having a sleepover

    5. HueSatLight

      I expect Walky said something like, “We shouldn’t, Jennifer is here.” And Lucy went along with that explanation because she prefers any alternative to Walky is reluctant to have sex with her.
      The whole third **** shenanigans, she doesn’t even care about, it’s just less disappointing than her boyfriend doesn’t even kiss her because he doesn’t want to.

  4. DarkoNeko

    Well there’s hoping Jennie is in a better mood today…

    1. Bryy

      Jennifer won’t be in a better mood until everything she wants to happen all the time happens.

      1. Nerrin

        And then she’ll get upset because everything has become so boring.

  5. Thag Simmons

    I keep expecting the roller derby segments to run longer than they do.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Willis would have to look up the rules to do that.

      Or not, I’m pretty sure he could show the players jousting with vacuum cleaners while wearing cowboy hats, and 99% of us would not be able to tell if what we’re witnessing is accurate roller derby.

      1. Rose by Any Other Name

        I know I wouldn’t.

      2. All-Purpose Guru

        I would love to see that

      3. thejeff

        Didn’t he do a bunch of rules exposition in the last roller derby segment?

        It just wasn’t really the focus this time.

      4. Needfuldoer

        I’m sure Willis knows the rules.

        We’re not ready for them, especially not the office chair jousting tiebreaker round.

    2. HueSatLight

      Better hope Arnold was at the Roller Derby, because he’s going to win bonus strip this month, I feel it in my guts.

      1. Clif

        The fix is in.

      2. HueSatLight

        He’s just barely behind Galasso, who probably was not at Roller Derby, by ~17 votes. Plenty of time left to turn it around though.

  6. NGPZ

    Awe we didn’t get to see the rest of the Derby race ;(

    But they all look so cute in this strip =D

    so it’s a wash i guess

    1. Angel

      maybe there’ll be a quick flashback or recap lol

      1. Thag Simmons

        Eh, it’s probably just that it was a routine race and we saw the relevant interactions that happened there. Might get a debrief when we cut back to Danny and Sal but that’s about all I’d expect.

        1. Clif

          They’ve got Sal and Amazigirl on their team, combined with solid players like Malaya. No way they’re not going to do well.

    2. Daibhid C

      Huh. I actually looked up the rules of roller derby last time, and now I’m thinking “Wait, it’s a race? Did I know that?”

  7. newlland(Henryvolt)

    I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t come up with this a week sooner:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/comments/13hx407/joe_once_asked_how_would_you_seduce_ruth_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

  8. Reed

    surprisingly adorable.

  9. Sirksome

    Cockblocked by Jen. That’s too bad. Maybe for the best. Sex probably sucks on a full stomach.

    1. Stephen Bierce

      I’m pretty sure Frank Zappa had a song about that. 🙂

    2. Angel

      given walky’s uncertainty i’d think it’d be for the best. tho if he doesn’t remember for certain makes me wonder if he went into a fugue state after the pancakes if he wasn’t sure where he was when he woke up lol

      1. Comic.phile

        Yeah, Lucy thinks they’re both in love. A lot of Christians won’t have sex unless they think its a forever union type thing, with their mutual love bonding them, and I bet Lucy is one of those. Walky isn’t sure if he loves her. That’s something he needs to figure out before they sleep together.

        1. thejeff

          She did state the 3 date rule in a way that implied she was definitely interested and wanted to move through those dates quickly, well before the misinterpreted love comment.

    3. Rose by Any Other Name

      It does.
      Basically, one should treat sex like swimming.

      1. Angel

        yeah, you hear the line “buy me dinner/a drink first” but i’d prolly prefer an empty stomach and be fed after depending unless ppl are just kinda going through the motions/putting up with it to at least get a free meal or so lol

        1. Rose by Any Other Name

          Well, I think the idea is that the dinner happens, time passes, the drink happens, and then relocation happens, and then the sex. Alcohol is more variable in its effect on sex.

        2. Angel

          given that it’s walky, i’d think it’d be 50/50

          tho ppl are like “no sex after taco bell” as a meme as well

        3. Rose by Any Other Name

          That’s due to the severe abdominal pain. Kinda ruins the mood.

          I wish I was joking.

        4. Clif

          Not that I disbelieve you or anything, but I’ve eaten at Taco Bell numerous times in my life and never had adomainal pain or anything similar afterwards. I always assumed the jokes were just jokes.

        5. Wizard

          This may actually happen to a few people, but mostly it’s a wild exaggeration if not totally made up. I don’t think a restaurant that actually caused its patrons intense suffering after every meal would stay in business very long. Taco Bell food is okay, but it’s hardly that good.

        6. Opus the Poet

          Yeah I had a chart on my blog back in the Aughties, of how many miles a TB value menu bean burrito would fuel me on my bike, seeing as I used 2000 Calories/day just to stay alive and 4500 Calories/day to ride ~100 miles/day. I think it came out something like 4-6 of the value menu bean burritos per hundred miles, it has been about 10 years or so and I can’t remember the exact number.

        7. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          That’s why you have dinner and a movie, to let your food go down.

      2. Yotomoe

        I have heard tale of people Drowning in sex.

        1. Clif

          At the time it was in the recent news.

          https://www.sexsmith.ca/

      3. ValdVin

        I tend to the “work up an appetite” order of events.

    4. Agemegos

      There is a French proverb to the effect that Lust and Gluttony spent the night together and the child was Apoplexy.

    5. milu

      Depends on the kind of sex. Rose suggests we should treat sex like swimming; after a big meal floating on your back is still pretty sweet.

      1. HueSatLight

        Food while swimming. And not like just strawberries. More like pastrami, the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

    6. Dr. Sharks

      TFW you realize you’re both trying to maneuver the foreplay so that the other person winds up on top because you’re both too full from dinner

  10. Koms

    Yes, the second panel is so sweet

  11. True Survivor

    Awww man … and I had a whole “Lo, behold on the third date he was risen” joke lined up and everything. I mean I’m glad they didn’t do it before further clarifying their feelings and relationship, but still…

  12. DarkoNeko

    I like the little details like Sarah and Lucy,wearing that when sleeping to take care of their hair. I remember a long post about those kind of hair and how they needed to be handled~

    1. Yotomoe

      I used to wear a Do-rag to bed back when I gave a bit more of a shit.

    2. True Survivor

      Is it just me, or does the sleep bonnet remind you of Spiderman’s mask? Do you think that if we where to view Lucy from the back those white bits would maybe be the eyes and the whole thing a spider man face?

      1. Needfuldoer

        Maybe? I’d expect her to pick one with a DC character on it though, not a Marvel character.

        1. Daibhid C

          There’s no law against liking Starfire and Spider-Man, as far as I know.

    3. Dday

      Mannnn *I* wanna wake up next to Red Riding Hood… ?

    4. Jeff K!

      There was an episode about it on Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur! I was fascinated, because hair care, especially as a cultural issue, is not a topic I had ever seen in children’s media before.

      1. Comic.phile

        I loved that episode! Such a great kids show. I watched it with my kiddo.

  13. Yotomoe

    I’m CERTAIN Jennifer would’ve found a room if it meant getting Walky laid. She wants Walky to fuck more than anyone else. Even Walky.

    1. DailyBrad

      Normally, yes, but she’s also currently pissed off at Walky, and thus possibly stuck around on purpose for that.

      1. Angel

        depends on which one she wanted to cockblock but even with her irritation at walky, hopefully she actually cares about lucy to think “yeah this is too soon” (though that’s not rly her decision but i’m sure some ppl would have appreciated in retrospect about friends stopping them from making bad decisions)

        1. DailyBrad

          I mean… I get people have a different perspective for themselves than they do other people, but Jennifer was willing to have sex with Danny within the day the two met, and his already having developed feelings for Amazi-Girl is one of the only reasons that didn’t happen. She tends to be more of a “roll the dice and figure it out after” kind of gal as a general rule.

    2. newlland(Henryvolt)

      Unless she’s still pissed about their last encounter and in order to spite them she’s cock blocking as pay back for indirectly putting a damper on her relationship.

    3. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      Or maybe she was already in bed asleep when they came in?

      I know about the sock on the doorknob, and telling awake roommates they have to leave, but do you wake people up for that?

      1. milu

        Nah, you just do it as quiet as you can and innocently ask if they slept well the next day. Depending on how friendly and/or delicate they are, they’ll either pretend they didn’t hear you or make a running joke out of it that they will never not bring up at the slightest opportunity!

        1. HueSatLight

          My roommate was lucky I was bashful, because I had the bottom bunk.

    4. Needfuldoer

      But right now she’s pissed at Walky for…

      *checks notes*

      … Having the audacity to not be the annoying, dorky, toilet humor goblin of a little brother he’s “supposed to” be in front of the new social circle she’s trying to impress.

      1. Clif

        Unforgivable.

  14. Nono

    What month/date is it at this point? Late Jan? Early Feb? I thought winter was ending in DoA-time what with the big snow hill melting, but I guess there’s still some snowy days ahead.

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      I don’t know about Indiana, but a lot of places in NA often have a “January Thaw” in mid-to-late January, followed by a cold February.

    2. Needfuldoer

      IIRC it’s the third or fourth week of January.

    3. Wizard

      Indiana is kinda notorious for utterly random weather. Christmas ’21, I was actually driving around with my car’s top down. By the end of January, we’d had lows in the high single digits. Just since the beginning of April this year, we’ve had lows in the thirties, and a high in the low eighties.

  15. Cattleprod

    Lucy’s shirt looks like a specific logo but I can’t place what it is.

    1. Clif

      It’s a Transformer. Which one? Who cares. They’re all pretty much interchangeable.

      Ducks and runs for cover.

    2. NickG

      Birdflash?

  16. Suet

    How about actual breakfast? Lucy is a chocolate chip pancake after all.

    Considering the buffer, I feel like jingling some bells to go with that snowfall.

    1. thakoru

      WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????

      1. Liara

        That they could fuck now in the morning

        The second sentence is making a reference to the fact that with the 6-month buffer, this was drawn in Christmas time and making a double entendre out of that

    2. Schpoonman

      I’ve been bouncing around the idea of making a chocolate pastry roll like a cinnamon but chocolate. Thinking of making it extra weird with caramel filling and white glaze.

      1. Clif

        we have very different definitions of weird.

  17. Slartibeast Button, BIA

    Yes we did it and then we both got up to get dressed again and for me to put my hair up.

    1. Fuzzy

      Ideally one does pee after sex to prevent UTIs, so she’d be getting up anyway (ideally).

  18. DailyBrad

    Thinking Jennifer would have normally vacated, but she’s still probably plenty pissed off about the other day.

    Maybe they could try their luck with Booster.

    1. Yotomoe

      I don’t think they’re into threesomes /joke

      1. Angel

        might be fine if booster was spending the day with ethan again, but i’d hope he’d sorta like booster know/have a code word that’s like “i’m not fully comfortable about this situation” but i guess they aren’t that close yet but itd be ideal between roommates to setup that kinda system

    2. Bin

      “That’s what the sock’s for”
      “THAT IS DISGUSTING”
      “What, no. You put it on the doorknob.”

      1. Taffy

        “Oh, I thought you said ‘your knob’! Silly me.”

  19. Greg

    My wife and I were just talking about how we can’t believe we used to be able to squeeze into a twin-sized bed in college and sleep comfortably and that’s all I can think of reading today’s comic.

    We more or less had to play a game of Twister to make sure our limbs were all nestled properly so we could be comfortable but it was fine! Nowadays if I sleep wrong my back hurts for a week.

    1. EpochFlame

      can confirm the beds are super skinny. but us college students made it work haha

      1. Rose by Any Other Name

        Ah yes, the super skinny college bed. I remember them well, and do not miss them in the slightest.

        Queen is where it’s at. Plenty of room, but not so big that you can’t find your partner and cuddle up when it gets cold.

        1. Wizard

          I prefer a queen size myself. I could probably live with a twin widthwise, but I really need the extra length. A twin is only about an inch longer than I am.

    2. Needfuldoer

      College beds aren’t just regular Twin, they’re Twin XL. That way you have to buy all new sheets that are only good in the dorms! It’s a big scam, I tells ya!

      Dumbiverse IU has gigantic beds, for illustrative and storytelling purposes.

    3. thejeff

      They certainly encouraged closeness. Especially since ours tended to be old enough to sag in the middle.

  20. Yotomoe

    Jennifer was watching, not to keep them for doing it, but to stand by the sidelines and constantly give pointers on how to do it better. And heckle a bit.

    1. Maveric1984

      And to tag in when Lucy needs a breather

      1. Yotomoe

        Well obviously yeah. And also when Walky needs a breather. She’s a supportive roommate.

    2. Needfuldoer

      She likes to watch.

    3. Wizard

      Personally, I’m picturing her breaking out the old uniform and putting on a full cheer routine.

  21. Dday

    Dammnnnit what is she physically harder to push than Sierra

  22. HueSatLight

    Late January, second Friday of classes. Cold front came in.

  23. Cmasta1992

    Jennifer! This is the most upset I’ve been at you this series! Cockblocker!

    1. NGPZ

      This has gotta be like her revenge for infecting her boyfriend with dork-itus. 0_0

    2. Cmasta1992

      (I know she could not have given less of a fuck if Lucy and Walky banged)

    3. Angel

      tbh given how she was with danny would’ve expected lucy to also basically kick jen out unless her ‘alpha bongo’ status was overpowering (tho also a possibliity walky would’ve felt pressured and regretted it in the morning otherwise)

    4. Yotomoe

      o3o I once visited my friend in New York and her roommate unwittingly cockblocked us. I hold a grudge to this very day.

      1. Angel

        sounds very ‘sitcom’-y lol. but be hilarious for the ppl to be even less self aware, or just not care and just stripping like “don’t mind us, you can watch if you like but don’t record”

        (tho depending on the roommate hopefully most ppl would want the others to know “Oh i’ll have a guest over” versus “yeah i’m gonna have a booty call, you mind?” lol)

  24. Maveric1984

    if there’s one thing I take issue with this comic it’s that Lucy slept with Walky.

    I mean actually slept. Back when I was a virgin, it took me a long time to get used to sleeping next to someone…

    1. Yotomoe

      I could sleep next to, on or with anyone at any point. I’m just a really trusting sleeper.

    2. HueSatLight

      Did she sleep though? She could have been awake all night trying to figure out what’s up with Walky since he won’t talk to her about why he won’t fool around with her.

      1. Angel

        @hue: i’d imagine giving she’s wearing a sleeping bonnet for her hair, if jen wasn’t already there by the time they came back, that she realized ‘yeah it’s not happening’ unless she put it on preemptively and would’ve been having fine having sex while waering it

    3. Angel

      if anything i’d expect walky to snore or toss/turn a bit

    4. thejeff

      I slept with my first college girlfriend well before we had sex. Technically even before she was my girlfriend. And she wasn’t anywhere near as ready to move to sex as Lucy is.
      Seems like a natural progression to me, but I know some see it differently.

      IIRC, Walky slept with Dorothy before they had sex as well. (And then once with both Dorothy and Joyce.)

      1. Taffy

        You Recall correctly. It was funny/cute cuz he sorta shimmied his crotch away from her to avoid any poking. Not that I think she’d have minded.

  25. foducool

    almost got murdered in his sleep lmao

  26. thakoru

    Is the implication that Walky literally blacked out from eating too many pancakes? If so, I’m both impressed and concerned.

    1. HueSatLight

      I think he’s implying that, in a joking manner. Also as exposition that they did not have sex, and that he did not talk to her about his reluctance.

    2. Wizard

      Nothing worse than a case of the ol’ pancake dick.

  27. Raen

    …yeah, Jennifer is way too sororal to fuck in front of. Put a sock on the door.

  28. HueSatLight

    Hey

    1. AGV

      Lmao, it’s double retribution then

      1. Taffy

        My favorite Palpatine quote.

    2. HueSatLight

      What’s funny about that strip, is at around the same time, Becky and Dina AND Joe and Joyce(!) are doing the “waking up after having slept next to each other for the first time” routine.

      slumbered with?

      1. Needfuldoer

        Wouldn’t be the first time!

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/strewn/

        1. HueSatLight

          It’s the same morning! Seems like the only person we didn’t see wake like that was Mike. ba-dum-tish

    3. keet

      HA :))))

  29. Bin

    “I couldn’t do it in front of the eyes of The Lord”
    “Billie?”

  30. All-Purpose Guru

    God, girl, just fuck him. You’ve done it in your head already so many times…

  31. DailyBrad

    I guess Walky’s the little spoon.

  32. Kyrik Michalowski

    I miss waking up and having someone for early morning cuddling, and complaining about it being too early for us to be awake so we just go back to sleep. We were sharing a twin-sized bed, so our options were holding each other or someone being halfway off the bed.

    That being said, every time we slept in the same bed, by morning the sheets had been pulled off the bed. So I had to put the sheets back on the bed all the time, and try futilely to make them stay on for next time.

    Still, it is a minor complaint and it was worth it.

  33. CrazyJ

    I think Lucy may have drugged the chocolate chip pancakes.

  34. Juanoku

    That’s probably for the best.
    If Billie saw naked walky she’d probably die instantly

    1. thejeff

      Die or murder. One of the two.

      1. Needfuldoer

        First one, then the other.

    2. HueSatLight

      La petite mort

  35. eh, whatever

    I needed the second panel today.

  36. Hazel

    I don’t know if I’m glad Jennifer was there or not. On the one hand, I’m ready for the Lucy sex debacle to be resolved. On the other hand, I really think that if they have sex, one or both of them will regret it.

  37. milu

    I think it’s cute and lovely to hear people fuck. Obviously not talking about your obnoxiously loud neighbours who shag for hours or whatever, but the couple times I’ve been privy to the stifled whimpers of two people trying to be as quiet as possible, i felt privileged and fuzzy.

  38. Plaaaa

    Wtf. Does she not have a “sock on the door” understanding with Jennifer?

    I’m starting to think her claims of hornieness are a sham and she’s secretly ace.

    1. thejeff

      Presumably Jennifer was there when they got back, possibly already in bed. It would have been well after midnight.
      Sock on the door is one thing, throwing your roomie out of bed in the middle of the night is something else.

      1. Wizard

        If someone asked me politely, gave me enough notice to make plans, and had treated me well enough in the past to make me give two shits about them, I might just cooperate. Anyone attempting to throw me out of my own room in the middle of the night is likely to discover they’re sadly mistaken about who’s throwing whom.

  39. Rabisch

    They look so cute in panel 2 (and still really sweet in the others). I like this couple.

  40. Yeet

    Jennifer’s about to tell them to fuck like Sal did with Walky and Amber probably

  41. Carla's #2 Fan

    Walky, if you don’t want to mess this up, you’re going to have to communicate with Lucy. And maybe it won’t work out, but it’s better than whatever this is.

    1. HueSatLight

      You’re telling me that jokes to deflect and hope her desire to be physically intimate goes away on its own is not solid “good boyfriend” behavior?

  42. Nicoleandmaggie

    When we were RAs the biggest roommate problems we had to deal with were people having sex when the roommate was in the room. It was even part of the roommate agreement because what seems insane at the beginning of the year seems ok when you’re actually in a relationship (problems were with people who didn’t fill it out). So good on Lucy for being considerate.

  43. Felgraf

    … oh god I’m having flashbacks to Freshman Year of college, 2 decades ago, where my suite-mate would have hours-long kissing sessions with his girl friend. Through the night. They were LOUD kissers.

    .. Worse, though, was “What do you wanna go do for dinner?” “I don’t know, what do YOU want to do?” “I donät know, what do YOU want to do” back and forth, directly behind me, for, like. 15 minutes at a time.

    (.. I eventually turned around and said “look I don’t care what you do but please decide or go somewhere else” which–.. as nonconfrontational as I normally am, was big for me. XD)

  44. ValdVin

    Sleeping with someone new in college without “doing it” can keen the appetite and add a certain intimacy for when that bridge is crossed.

    Source: People say. Yes, that’s where I learned this.

  45. Arcee

    Lucy’s bonnet is so cute

  46. Derek

    Honestly if Walky had not pointedly rejected Dorothy very recently, I would saying that he needs to put an end to this farce of a relationship with Lucy. The man is not at all excited to get sexual with her, and we know for a fact he’s allosexual.
    it’s kinda sending mixed messages that he rejected Dorothy for the sake of Lucy, but he treats Lucy like a buddy and not someone he’s hot for.

    1. egg egg

      I mean, they’ve been dating a week. It can take longer than that for sexual attraction to kick in, and there’s also the possibility that maybe Walky just isn’t ready to have sex with a new partner yet. Just because he jumped Dorothy’s bones ASAP doesn’t mean he’s going to be like that with every partner.

      1. Taffy

        And if he did decide to have sex with her, he’d get called every name under the sun for it. User, creep, predator, all the classics would get brought out.

        1. HueSatLight

          how dare those strawmen!

        2. Taffy

          Idk what you mean about “sTraWmEn”. I’m only guessing at people’s behavior based on how they’ve acted in the past. Dina got called all but a rapist when her and Becky had consensual sex on purpose, and Walky’s already getting shit on for not fucking Lucy within the first fortnight of them going out. And Walky’s a (half-)Black dude, so there’s a cultural idea that his sexuality is almost inherently scummy from the start. Call it something stupid if you feel like you have to, but you’re wrong.

        3. HueSatLight

          ehn, I retract. There is a tendency for there to be someone or the other who thinks anything any character does makes them the worst person ever.

        4. Derek

          Huh? Why? Even people who don’t like Walky and find him obnoxious in this comments section have accepted him as a sexual being. Why on earth would anyone call him a predator?

        5. Taffy

          I dunno, why did anyone treat Dina like she was incapable of understanding consent? I don’t pretend to understand why this comments section goes so far off the rails sometimes, I just know to expect the worst no matter how little is actually happening.

    2. anonymsly

      Regardless of how he feels or doesn’t feel about Lucy, he has agreed that they’re in a relationship. I don’t see any mix in the message ‘I’m not going to cheat on my girlfriend’ since that’s what Lucy is, regardless of whether they’re having sex or not.

      1. StClair

        A relationship that he will dutifully keep going through the motions of, while putting off the issue of “putting out” as long as he possibly can.

        1. egg egg

          This is kinda creepy, calling it an issue.

          Walky doesn’t like to be introspective, I agree with that idea. But just because you’re dating someone does not mean you’re obligated to have sex.

          It’s dating. Mutually agreeing to hang out and see if you like each other. Mutually agreeing to see if feelings go further. “Going through the motions” of the first week of dating is just… actually getting to know each other? You kind of HAVE to “go through the motions” to see if you actually want to have sex.

          Personally, I can’t see anything wrong with what Walky is doing. He knows Lucy is up for it, and he’s just waiting to see how he feels in the moment. Which is normal. He’s allowed to say no at any time.

        2. Taffy

          Yeah but he’s a guy, so there’s a lot of worthless baggage attached to his cock and its proximity to the nearest willing orifice. If he puts it in there, he’s a scumbag stringing her along (though he really could be a lot more communicative about that L word misunderstanding), and if he doesn’t it’s “What, aren’t you a man? You’re supposed to be trying to do this 25 hours a day, 8 days a week”.

        3. Derek

          Taffy I think you might be attaching some of your own baggage to Walky here or the intentions/meaning of the commentariat. Nobody in this thread has suggested any of these things: that Walky is a scumbag for wanting to have sex, that he’s a scumbag for NOT wanting to have sex, that men should be ready to have sex with any hole at any time for any reason.

          You’re attaching baggage where there isn’t any.

          When I say that Walky is treating Lucy more like a buddy than a girlfriend (i.e. a romantic and sexual partner), I mean just that, and there’s nothing else between the lines. No double entendres, hidden meanings or implications.

        4. Taffy

          I’m attaching no baggage to anything, none of that was meant to be taken so literally, and I didn’t say anyone here said any of it. I was making fun of how Americans treat male sexuality in general.

        5. Derek

          If you were making a parody comment, please make it more clear next time, I thought you were being serious

        6. HueSatLight

          The issue is he’s neglecting to say no, with a joke about “Jesus said 3 dates” being the closest thing. I think he owes it to her (and himself) to say why he’s reluctant or at the very least even say that he wants to take it slow.

        7. Derek

          ^This.
          Lucy is ready to jump the gun, Walky is putting it off at every opportunity while covering his excuses with plausible deniability. If he wants to take it slow that’s perfectly fine and healthy, but he needs to communicate to his partner that he’s not as ready as she is.

        8. Dot

          It is an issue when she wants to have sex with him and he doesn’t want to have sex with her.

  47. WizardPantaloon

    Thank you, Jennifer.

    1. Clif

      Walky can thank her later.

  48. poyo

    STOP is that a spider-man bonnet ???? i love her lmao

    1. nicoleandmaggie

      OMG good eye!

    2. Wizard

      Not really seeing it. There’s no web pattern, just a ruffled edge where the elastic holds it in place.

      1. DailyBrad

        Look further up, there appears to be large white markings on it, like eyes.

        I am not entirely sure if it’s a Spider-Man thing or not, but we do know that Lucy likes superheroes, so it’s plausible.

  49. Brandon Madigan

    Oh dear…

    This might not be the way it turn out…
    but…

    Jennifer lives in the same room as Lucy, Jennifer is dating Asher who is beginning to dress like Walky.

    I have a feeling this could end up in a 3’s Company style situation where one of the partners in one of these couples ends up in bed with one of the other partners in the other couple through misunderstandings.

    1. nicoleandmaggie

      Yes, please.

    2. Taffy

      Asher and Walky have completely different builds. I also suspect they smell and sound different, and the same all applies to Lucy and Billie. If any one of the four can’t tell the difference between partners, they’re in no fit state to fuck anybody. Also I’m not sure about the specifics in the case of both parties being confused, but it’s way too close to felony territory for (my personal) comfort.

      1. HueSatLight

        Ending up in bed can just mean getting in the wrong bed to go back to sleep after using the bathroom. Jennifer and Lucy know their own beds though. Anyways, it’s Asher and Walky who will end up next to each other.

        When Billie ends up with Walky, it will be because she realizes he’s the one for her, not through some misunderstanding.

        1. Taffy

          Now this, I can get behind. More Walky/Asher tomfoolery is what the comic needs.

      2. Dday

        Don’t forget, Jennifer was totally convinced Sal was Amazi-girl (and drunkenly attempted to kiss her). I could see her making some errors through beer eyes.

    3. Yotomoe

      *Laughs maniacally and rubs hands together*
      Yesssss

      1. Needfuldoer

        Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

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