Imagine a podcast where the casters are actively fucking during it. Each week they have a topic and try to do their best to converse about it mid-coitus.
So a 7 minute podcast? Not a very deep analysis *cough*
Yotomoe
That’s not accounting for the foreplay. The podcast goes through the whole experience. Heavy petting to light kissing and all that. And then also the sex.
I’m guessing the 7 minutes includes stripping clothes of course. I guess 28 seconds is generous going off what I hear about many Humans…
I asked Daniel the Human if he was that fast. He just raised an eyebrow, then did his creepy starts-as-a-chuckle-then-goes-full-evil-laugh thing. It really creeps me out. It’s kinda like his own version of that Tim Curry Human’s laugh…
LeslieBean4shizzle
Yeah seriously. Anything less than 20 minutes is a quicky. No one wants to listen to a podcast about quickies.
There’s a dude in Chicago who goes on OKCupid first dates, audio-records the conversations, and posts them as a podcast. The people he’s dating are all in on this, of course. He won’t date anyone who isn’t down to be a guest on this podcast. I think there might be a woman who hosts, too.
I think there was a video series where a person would try to read and explain a book while they had a vibrator/automatic sucking thingie going full speed on their nethers.
This made me go check my current podcast subscription list. Apparently I am an anomaly, because of my 26 follows, not one of them is hosted by three guys. I do have one hosted by three women, but mostly they’re either public radio panel shows or single-host (with or without guest or guests) shows.
Whenever someone mentions podcasts to me, it often seems to have three guys talking about random stuff.
Yotomoe
I myself am on a podcast with 3 guys (and one girl).
Marsh Maryrose
I have exactly two favorites on my Sirius/XM app: NPR and MSNBC. Every time I launch the app, it prominently features Fox News and CNN. Marketing. :-/
There’s a world of podcasts out there. Apparently a lot of them do indeed involve three dudes, but there are other ones out there.
Jasmijn
Here’s my podcasts, split by hosts and their gender:
A woman and a man: 6 (three of which are One McElroy Brother And His Wife)
One woman: 4
Two women: 4
One woman and a guest: 3
One man and a guest: 3
Two men: 3
Three men: 2 (My Brother My Brother And Me & The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls World Tour)
A cast that changes every episode: 2
One woman, two men: 2
One man: 2
Four men: 1
Three women and one man: 1
Five men: 1
Two women and a guest: 1
Two women and two men: 1
Three women and two men: 1
Three men and two women: 1
One woman, one nonbinary person and three men: 1
anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
Podcasts always have me first think of the closing scene of that movie about pods THEN my brain goes, oh yeah, they meant those internet video thingies. But he effect is the same.
Dang, still hurts a bit remembering our webcomic friend who we discovered had died bc he hadn’t updated after seventeen YEARS of never missing even one day ?
This reminds me when one time someone called this guy on the bus an asshole, and he responded with, “I’d rather be an asshole than a whole ass.”
And the rest of us in that section did our best to look away and not get involved, but we made eye contact with each other that could be pretty much summed up as, “No? I don’t think tha g works, anyway. An ass can be appreciated, okay, but an asshole is generally less appealing? Unless you’re into that, which, no judgement, but I think I’d rather be the meaty part of the ass rather than an asshole.”
We said all that with our eyes.
ELBOW
First, an it like you, the house is a respected
house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his
mistress is a respected woman.
POMPEY
By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected
person than any of us all.
ELBOW
Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! the
time has yet to come that she was ever respected
with man, woman, or child.
POMPEY
Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her.–Shakespeare, “Measure For Measure”
Now, if May met Malaya…! May would win. Hands down. (I wonder if May happened because Jeph stopped doing Yelling Bird and some other outlet was needed.)
Discussion (204) - “Respected”
Ana Chronistic
what about a podcast about HOT HOT SEXENGS
Yotomoe
Imagine a podcast where the casters are actively fucking during it. Each week they have a topic and try to do their best to converse about it mid-coitus.
abysswatcher1993
That could be an episode of Night Vale After Dark.
Crotonhurst
So a 7 minute podcast? Not a very deep analysis *cough*
Yotomoe
That’s not accounting for the foreplay. The podcast goes through the whole experience. Heavy petting to light kissing and all that. And then also the sex.
Screwball
So 7 minutes then? ?
Casi
7 minutes and 28 seconds.
Delicious Taffy
Are y’all just in a hurry or somethin’?
Screwball
I’m guessing the 7 minutes includes stripping clothes of course. I guess 28 seconds is generous going off what I hear about many Humans…
I asked Daniel the Human if he was that fast. He just raised an eyebrow, then did his creepy starts-as-a-chuckle-then-goes-full-evil-laugh thing. It really creeps me out. It’s kinda like his own version of that Tim Curry Human’s laugh…
LeslieBean4shizzle
Yeah seriously. Anything less than 20 minutes is a quicky. No one wants to listen to a podcast about quickies.
Clif
You are aware this is the Internet? https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/erotic-awakening-podcast/e/ea415-quickies-48834951
Leadsynth
There’s a dude in Chicago who goes on OKCupid first dates, audio-records the conversations, and posts them as a podcast. The people he’s dating are all in on this, of course. He won’t date anyone who isn’t down to be a guest on this podcast. I think there might be a woman who hosts, too.
Hielario
I think there was a video series where a person would try to read and explain a book while they had a vibrator/automatic sucking thingie going full speed on their nethers.
Plasma Mongoose
Don’t most podcasts involve three or more guys? So does that mean that podcasts are the new gangbang?
Marsh Maryrose
This made me go check my current podcast subscription list. Apparently I am an anomaly, because of my 26 follows, not one of them is hosted by three guys. I do have one hosted by three women, but mostly they’re either public radio panel shows or single-host (with or without guest or guests) shows.
Plasma Mongoose
Whenever someone mentions podcasts to me, it often seems to have three guys talking about random stuff.
Yotomoe
I myself am on a podcast with 3 guys (and one girl).
Marsh Maryrose
I have exactly two favorites on my Sirius/XM app: NPR and MSNBC. Every time I launch the app, it prominently features Fox News and CNN. Marketing. :-/
There’s a world of podcasts out there. Apparently a lot of them do indeed involve three dudes, but there are other ones out there.
Jasmijn
Here’s my podcasts, split by hosts and their gender:
A woman and a man: 6 (three of which are One McElroy Brother And His Wife)
One woman: 4
Two women: 4
One woman and a guest: 3
One man and a guest: 3
Two men: 3
Three men: 2 (My Brother My Brother And Me & The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls World Tour)
A cast that changes every episode: 2
One woman, two men: 2
One man: 2
Four men: 1
Three women and one man: 1
Five men: 1
Two women and a guest: 1
Two women and two men: 1
Three women and two men: 1
Three men and two women: 1
One woman, one nonbinary person and three men: 1
anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
Podcasts always have me first think of the closing scene of that movie about pods THEN my brain goes, oh yeah, they meant those internet video thingies. But he effect is the same.
Doctor_Who
Too subtle? Maybe she’ll notice if they fuse into Sugilite.
Leorale
She really puts the ‘b’ in subtle.
Deanatay
Sometimes I wish Malaya were that silent.
ǝ snow ʍousɐ
Ooh, I like that!
Plasma Mongoose
Marcie and Sal are Garnet in this scenario?
Doctor_Who
I see Sal as Garnet and Marcie as Amethyst.
Not sure about Malaya. Maybe if she called someone a clod.
Ryek Hvek
Malaya can be PeriDope
TrueVCU
Oh, Malaya
Simple, Malaya
Simple, Spiteful Malaya
Simple, Spiteful, Horny Malaya
Undrave
Malaya is such an a-hole in a truly hilarious way!
Bagge
Wait, I almost know that reference.. Disney, something?
TsunamiJane
I was thinking Star Trek: Deep Space 9 myself. there’s a character who insists he is just “plain, simple Garak.”
TrueVCU
Deepest cut: Frasier
Roborat
I am thinking Smothers Brothers.
Stephen Bierce
We’re so pleased you’re not dead, Willis! That would have been a poor career move for you. May your health and your Jetfire recover and prosper.
Matthew Davis
With the buffer, would we know? 🙂
Stephen Bierce
The Tweet sidebar.
Agemegos
I can’t see it for some reason. I get a “broken image” icon.
Cholma
Just imagine you hear Weird Al’s parody of “Living in America” playing in your head right now.
No Name
Do you use an adblock? If so, that’s probably it.
Agemegos
Yes, but I usually see the tweets. Perhaps it’s because I updated Chrome since yesterday.
Agemegos
Looks as though my adblocker lost its white-list when I updated Chrome. Everything’s back now.
Sunny
*checks twitter*
Turns out I missed a whole lot of internet yesterday.
Needfuldoer
In three months, anyway.
Ana Chronistic
Dang, still hurts a bit remembering our webcomic friend who we discovered had died bc he hadn’t updated after seventeen YEARS of never missing even one day ?
Plasma Mongoose
Death often makes any artist’s art more valuable.
Bicycle Bill
I hope they gave you the good mesh to hold your innards in place.
(just what you needed to hear, right?)
BBCC
Sure you do, honey. Sure you do.
This is gonna be fucking hilarious.
BBCC
Glad you lived Willis. Both for your own and your family’s sakes.
Yumi
Also, it would have been hella weird reading the remaining updates from the buffer if you hadn’t.
(And, like, woo, you not dying and all that.)
ShinyNeen
I kinda feel like ghost-updates are a really cool concept until it’s the reality. Then it’s sad.
Glad you’re okay, Willis!
JBento
The best we can hope for is that the “fucking hilarious” leads to hilarious fucking.
AeromechanicalAce
Malaya is so full of.herself I’m amazed she hasn’t collapsed into a black hole yet…
butts
she’s just a butt hole
Yumi
This reminds me when one time someone called this guy on the bus an asshole, and he responded with, “I’d rather be an asshole than a whole ass.”
And the rest of us in that section did our best to look away and not get involved, but we made eye contact with each other that could be pretty much summed up as, “No? I don’t think tha g works, anyway. An ass can be appreciated, okay, but an asshole is generally less appealing? Unless you’re into that, which, no judgement, but I think I’d rather be the meaty part of the ass rather than an asshole.”
We said all that with our eyes.
Yotomoe
That WOULD explain why she’s so incredibly dense.
Yumi
Someone once asked my mom to be on his podcast and she just laughed. Now I’m trying to figure out if he was hitting on her.
Stephen Bierce
Were there 5¢ coins involved? Or wooden replicas of 5¢ coins?
Yumi
He probably forgot to offer the nickel and that’s why she laughed.
MatthewTheLucky
Her mind is a well-oiled eagle!
Leorale
Mind like a steel sieve
Sharp as a wet brick
Stephen Bierce
ELBOW
First, an it like you, the house is a respected
house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his
mistress is a respected woman.
POMPEY
By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected
person than any of us all.
ELBOW
Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! the
time has yet to come that she was ever respected
with man, woman, or child.
POMPEY
Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her.–Shakespeare, “Measure For Measure”
tim gueguen
Unfortunately for Malaya she has the senses of a stuffed hawk.
Wizard
Or possibly a hawk that just flew into a window pane and is now severely concussed.
William Leonard Reese Jr.
Ahhh. . . .Though they know her well they forgot to take into account the OTHER significant half of her personality.
ValdVin
I was wondering who this conversation was with, and I think it’d be the most fun if May from QC was just off-panel, trying to point out the obvious.
AeromechanicalAce
Why do I suddenly want a Crossover where May and Carla meet?
Opus the Poet
That would be so wild, and slightly universe-breaking. If we are going to be doing that I want Dina to meet Hanners.
CJ
?????
Geneseepaws
f=Yes++
Chris Phoenix
Carla would just give May a new body.
Now, if May met Malaya…! May would win. Hands down. (I wonder if May happened because Jeph stopped doing Yelling Bird and some other outlet was needed.)
ktbear