Seriously we need Jennifer in here, stat. She’s the only one who can style a sweater vest in a seductive way.
Deanatay
I’m sure Becky has a BANGING sweater vest somewhere…
jflb96
I don’t think anyone should be wearing Becky’s banging sweater vest, at least not until she’s done a laundry run
Sharizard
Sal could manage it without even trying.
…in fact i think she has.
Decidedly Orthogonal
As a dude who gets seriously flustered by women in sweaters, cardigans, and – yes – sweater vests, they can absolutely be made sexy. And it’s all about how they’re worn and the attitude of the wearer.
It’s funny that people act like you can’t be sexy while wearing an article of clothing that unbuttons, as if that’s not a classic way to show some extra cleavage.
Bleuryder
Plus, I think it might just be me, but you can make the act of unbuttoning something very erotic/sexy. From slowly taking your time and building up anticipation to just ripping the buttons/clothing apart in sexy horny rage/desperation move. I don’t know, but I feel like you CAN get creative with a sweater vest.
Gazebos are a staple of the Hallmark Christmas movie script, because they’re easy to redress into different settings if you shoot them at different angles romantic.
With the power of triangle smiles anything is possible.
Schpoonman
Whenever Joyce doesn’t have teeth lines in her triangle smile it’s a 50/50 on whether it’s Willis’s artistic style or it’s actually a featureless void in which she keeps a near-infinite supply of sweatervests.
Joe being determined to demonstrate to Joyce, himself and all and/or sundry that his feelings for Joyce and not exclusively boner feelings is pretty g-o-s-h d-a-n-g sweet.
217 thoughts on “Gazebo”
Sirksome
Better open up another button.
Jeremiah
What about…. TWO buttons?!
pope suburban
Seriously we need Jennifer in here, stat. She’s the only one who can style a sweater vest in a seductive way.
Deanatay
I’m sure Becky has a BANGING sweater vest somewhere…
jflb96
I don’t think anyone should be wearing Becky’s banging sweater vest, at least not until she’s done a laundry run
Sharizard
Sal could manage it without even trying.
…in fact i think she has.
Decidedly Orthogonal
As a dude who gets seriously flustered by women in sweaters, cardigans, and – yes – sweater vests, they can absolutely be made sexy. And it’s all about how they’re worn and the attitude of the wearer.
Taffy
It’s funny that people act like you can’t be sexy while wearing an article of clothing that unbuttons, as if that’s not a classic way to show some extra cleavage.
Bleuryder
Plus, I think it might just be me, but you can make the act of unbuttoning something very erotic/sexy. From slowly taking your time and building up anticipation to just ripping the buttons/clothing apart in sexy horny rage/desperation move. I don’t know, but I feel like you CAN get creative with a sweater vest.
Steamweed
Whoa thats Slipshine territory! :O
Furie
Okay, calm down there Frank Miller.
NGPZ
Gazebo? XD
HueSatLight
o I knew it. sex gazebo. didn’t even have the 1 day peek.
Lucretiel
Baluga
Otl1973
Macadamia?
wetmonstersmell
Mukluk!
Bryy
Better get to it before the Knights of the Dinner Table do.
NGPZ
oh? what do they do? do they at least make good pizza?
Decidedly Orthogonal
TKotDT are from classic comic by the same name about a group playing an RPG. See also: Nodwick.
Freezer
YOU HAVE AROUSED THE GAZEBO!
Deanatay
The gazebo takes no damage from your desperate attacks as it opens its jagganath maw and consumes your entire party in a single gulp!
Steamweed
Crossbow bolts don’t hurt it. Fireballs don’t hurt it! :O
foamy
Logically, a fireball *should* hurt most gazembos: a lot of them are made of wood.
Steamweed
I don’t think they’ll show up. They’re afraid of that deadly thing!
anon
i mean some gazebos look nice but they aren’t rly all that big, i’d rather chill on a swing porch but i guess fancy gazebos could be a thing lol
Gilthwixt
“I use my sword to detect good on it”
Opus the Poet
Reminds me of the great gazebo battle in D&D. I couldn’t do it justice paraphrasing, Google it.
Opus the Poet
The link->https://youtu.be/nLop9wYFOfc?si=tZ21W2R6oarDQmSc
Needfuldoer
Gazebos are a staple of the Hallmark Christmas movie script, because they’re
easy to redress into different settings if you shoot them at different anglesromantic.Steamweed
Shooting gazebos? Why would you go around shooting gazebos? What did they ever do to you? :O
Inahc
“Friends? We aren’t friends. We are an angel and a demon.”
Amós Batista
AAAHHHH YES! The gazebo!
Yumi
This is so cute I’m gonna cry
not someone else
100% bawling.
These two deserve a little actual of-age-ing and the happiness that comes from it.
Elf grrl
Same! I am so happy for these two and wish nothing but happiness for them
Chaucer59
I’m having trouble diagramming a sentence that contains both “sexy” and “sweater-vest” without irony.
Jeremiah
That is why Joyce is superior to us.
clif
I’m having trouble understanding how that many sweatervests can fit in one shared dorm room closet with limited space.
Jeremiah
With the power of triangle smiles anything is possible.
Schpoonman
Whenever Joyce doesn’t have teeth lines in her triangle smile it’s a 50/50 on whether it’s Willis’s artistic style or it’s actually a featureless void in which she keeps a near-infinite supply of sweatervests.
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
You just gotta get creative all spare space can be converted to sweatervest storage.
Under sink? Sweatervests
Curtains? sweatervests
Pillow case? It’s a sweatervest
The pillow itself? sweatervests!!
Steamweed
Just gettin’ started. In the desk drawers? Sweatervests. Bed blankets? Sweatervests. The _mattress_ itself? Sweatervests.
NGPZ
probably vacuum packed :p
Dante
You kidding? It’s like the holy grial of Winter Hot Nerd. Leslie already demonstrated it like 8 years ago: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/cleavaging/
clif
I had forgotten that. Thank you for your public service.
Steamweed
Yeah, Joyce could do that look.
Freezer
“Joyce is wearing a sweatervest and nothing else.”
You’re welcome.
anon
comfiness AND newfound confidence of jocyes can be sexy tho lol
for the male equivalent ij ust picture Chidi from tgp
Aquila
Hint: try an interrogative clause.
I mean, if the end goal here is just to construct a sentence using those words while avoiding irony…
Aquila
Damn, forgot the slash closing my A-tag.
ThatDerpGuy
Velma Dinkley
Davus
Okay, and we are s back.
Bwsab
Aww! I was expecting this to go in a sexy direction, and instead it went all sweet!
Jeremiah
With the promise of future sexiness.
Suet
black black black black
despite everything, somehow, I’m just grateful that I called the book title. ?
bwooom
They’re SO cute.
Eiim
Let’s see, any gazebos in Bloomington… oh! There’s one in Cox Arboretum!
Jeremiah
These two are gonna be the dead of me.
Dante
I legit old-school squeed irl
Taffy
They’re both doing great.
Barf Ninjason
Joe being determined to demonstrate to Joyce, himself and all and/or sundry that his feelings for Joyce and not exclusively boner feelings is pretty g-o-s-h d-a-n-g sweet.
Barf Ninjason
ARE, not and. Consarn it to perdition.
Dante
ESL as I am, a well aimed minced oath feels stronger than run-of-the-mill cursing in some situations, and omg I’m enjoying these ones
Slartibeast Button, BIA
I dunno, those Gazebos can be vicious, especially the Dire Gazebos.
UrsulaDavina
A fellow intellectual I see.
clif
I am familiar with the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo, but I must admit ignorance of Dire Gazebos.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
“Dire animals are larger, tougher, meaner versions of ordinary animals. Each kind tends to have a feral, prehistoric, or even demonic appearance.”
Jamie
But the new dire wolf is so widdle and fluffy.
Schpoonman
Give it time.
Taffy
And steak. Widdle diredoggy needs big hunks of meat to get big and strong.
Steamweed
You didn’t hear _that_ tale because there were no survivors. Complete TPK. Bob, Brian, David, and Sara never saw it coming.
John Campbell