AG is Scott and Sal is Ramona. Lucy gets jealous over this anti-hero cool girl her hero keeps hanging around with. Sal probably doesn’t have a collection of evil exes though, so maybe it’ll be seven evil dads.
I suspect that Sal would be gentlewomanly enough to politely turn her down. However, I’m not sure how the ‘hand-off’ between the two personae might go if Amber steps back to the steering wheel in the middle of an intimate conversation between Sal and Amazi-Girl!
Yep. At least if Sal and AG are apparently regularly teaming up to beat down on people, said people are assholes who deserve every punch they have coming to ‘em. Also, Gashface as a name is now in-universe. Delightful!
Oh my gosh, yes! What you said, and the characters have felt extra expressive, and also the framing’s been really cool lately. Like, the jump kick yesterday was sweet! Panels 2-3 today are really neat, too!
I shouldn’t be surprised that a rapist would have supporters willing to dox or physically attack his victims, but somehow 1.) it never crossed my mind and 2.) now that it has, I’m grimly certain that bit’s taken straight from RL
I suspect that’s it. They don’t need to be tied directly to Ryan. This kind of doxxing and harassment happens to accusers pretty regularly.
Possibly with a more openly violent turn here, to generate action scenes for Amazi-Girl. Often it’s “just” internet harassment and threats. But you never know when one of those will turn physical.
And Ryan did have the bros and whoever it was that picked him up in the car on his side. That seemed suspicious at the time – especially that we never saw the driver.
Probably not a campus MRA group – I’d expect a lot less fighting and a lot more running and whimpering from them. MRAs tend to produce the occasional mass shooter and the depressingly common abusive asshole, but people willing to fight against people who can actually fight back? Not so much.
What I find odd isn’t that a group of people would try to attack women who report rape, its that they would appear to be otherwise normal college students and they wouldn’t be wearing white hoods and tiki torches.
never underestimate the power of frat boys willing to rally around one of their own…unwritten code among them, lie about sexual encounters and blame the women until they recant. If all else fails, intimidate them into submission
One thing that should be mentioned is that, iirc, Gashface was an intern on a political campaign, and likely has some political connections through his family to boot. So you get routine “This claim of rape is suspect!” claims coupled with “They’re just trying to smear the name of a good family!”
Maybe. Unpaid intern handing out flyers at a rally isn’t really a prestigious position. Son of a preacher likely gives him more clout, especially with Robin denouncing him.
Many Fools and Doxxers will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a pizza (and sub) that day, I can tell you!
Matthew Davis
Galasso would never doxx anyone. Resorting to subterfuge like that is beneath him. If he cannot best an adversary in honorable combat (or, at least, if his minions cannot best that adversary) then he has found the one to give him an heir.
HeySo
I didn’t mean the final boss of this whole [doxxing, etc] mess, we all know that’s Ryan. Much like Blaine, he’s a reoccurring villain, while Toedad was a one-off. I mean, Galasso is the final boss of the entire comic. 😛
Basically, if Amazi-Girl is Batman, then Ryan is Two-Face, Blaine is Hugo Strange, Toedad is Humpty Dumpty, and Galasso is Ra’s al Ghul. Mike, in his antagonistic-yet-oddly-helpful way, is likely The Riddler. Naturally, Sal is Catwoman.
Daisy
I like this assessment a lot!!
AG: I work alone.
Danny, Dorothy, Walky, Sal, Dina and Joyce: Hi!!
LookingIn
OK who is Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Oracle, Batgirl, and Huntress? 😀
Brotato
Robin is Robin, duh. Just kidding, Robin is Walky, Malaya is Huntress, Dorothy is Oracle, Marcie is Batgirl, Red Hood is Mike, Red Robin is … eh … Jacob? Idk. Other than Mike, not a lot of smartypants mcgees…
ischemgeek
Joyce isGolden Age Robin. :p
HeySo
I was thinking Dorothy was Vicki Vale, but I guess I probably shouldn’t be shipping her and Amazi-Girl. >.>
Regalli
Also Galasso has only recently been informed, after great struggle, what an ‘internet’ is. In celebration, he has designed a new ‘web site’ for Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs), the better to spread its glory!
Its glory mostly consists of ugly animated backgrounds and jpegs from the late 90s/early aughts. A midi of the Batman Animated Series theme plays. There is a hit counter. Terribly ornate vaguely-gothic font, in colors that clash with the background. The employees are all too young to realize history is repeating itself.
(All except for Pamela, of course, who has been quietly managing their web presence for well over a decade. Conquest helps.)
Ellegos
He has also added a pizza shaped like the internet to the menu.
Regalli
… I really, really want to see what Galasso’s idea of an Internet-shaped pizza looks like, and at the same time really, really don’t.
there are already two who have: Toe Dad and Blaine. Blaine is still out there plotting something and Toe Dad could always make an appearance because of some technicality…
207 thoughts on “Doxing”
Ana Chronistic
Knives will be sad to hear that
(j/k Sal isn’t Scott so w/e)
Sunny D
Knives Chau
17 years old
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Gods dammit. Now I’m picturing Knives Chau in an AG-esque costume as AG’s sidekick. Thanks you two. :p
Betty Anne
I’m too old. 🙁 I thought this thread was going to be about Knives.
AbacusWizard
I would pay cash money for this crossover.
Cody
I would pay cash for most any Scott Pilgrim cross over.
Ana Chronistic
You’re in luck! lol
Doctor_Who
Do you think Knives is friends with Guns?
HeySo
Everyone always makes fun of me when I try to take Knives to a fight with Guns, though? :/
LookingIn
you never take Knives to a Guns fight- she is just too sharp on her wit and always to the point!
RicardtheDragoon
Gun fights always seemed to be Knives’ forte.
Marsh Maryrose
Ironically enough, if Guns did exist in the Dumbiverse, those sweet biceps would be really useful to AG and Sal right now.
DSL
You Knives people are so edgy.
Schol-R-LEA;2
NO GUNS EVER.
(David Willis quoting Batman (who can breathe in space, donchanau))
HeySo
Dave Willis is Bruce Wayne.
You can tell because the names are similar, and because they’re both Batman.
Kabo
Knives to meet you
Daisy
Knives is SUCH a Lucy, guys. It’s her destiny.
AG is Scott and Sal is Ramona. Lucy gets jealous over this anti-hero cool girl her hero keeps hanging around with. Sal probably doesn’t have a collection of evil exes though, so maybe it’ll be seven evil dads.
Lone Duck
Seven evil parents, there’ll be an evil mom too.
AnvilPro
Is the story going to be that Amber and Walky are banging, but “Amazi-Girl” has the hots for Sal?
Kris
That would not workout for Amazi-Girl. In fact that might be the worst thing to happen for her….which means of course that’s where this is going!
BenRG
I suspect that Sal would be gentlewomanly enough to politely turn her down. However, I’m not sure how the ‘hand-off’ between the two personae might go if Amber steps back to the steering wheel in the middle of an intimate conversation between Sal and Amazi-Girl!
Daisy
Seeing the last panel in the corner of my eye, I thought it was a ‘chance moment when our faces are really close’ pre-kiss between Sal and AG.
But instead we’re gonna get a flashback to Marcie’s throat (could’ve been a knife??)/Sal’s hand.
jeffepp
And, flashback:
Sunny D
hmmmm i wONDER WHY THAT MIGHT BE, THAT’S SO STRANGE
AMAZI-GIRL, HAVE ANY IDEAS?????
Doctor_Who
Sal just didn’t like Trigun very much.
Cholma
Blasphemy!
Yumi
Oh, okay, fuck these guys. Like, I figured, but it’s good to know why they’re getting beaten up.
Shiro
Same. Destroy them without qualm or mercy, y’all.
Regalli
Yep. At least if Sal and AG are apparently regularly teaming up to beat down on people, said people are assholes who deserve every punch they have coming to ‘em. Also, Gashface as a name is now in-universe. Delightful!
Homer Sexual
Druggo McStabbed was better IMO. Because Joe.
Keulen
I was wondering why Sal and Amazi-Girl were beating these guys up. Glad to see that they’re assholes who deserve it.
Abel Undercity
Yeah, I thought I’d missed a strip somehow, at first.
Deanatay
Nope, Willis is just using some o’ dat sweet ‘In Medias Res’.
Shiro
Oooooooooh. I like this strip. I like it a lot. If only Sal knew half of the info being played on here.
BBCC
I know! There’s SO MUCH GOING ON!
Also, is it me, or has the strip’s art been on fire lately? Like, it’s looking a lot crisper and the colouring’s been outstanding.
ShinyNeen
Oh my gosh, yes! What you said, and the characters have felt extra expressive, and also the framing’s been really cool lately. Like, the jump kick yesterday was sweet! Panels 2-3 today are really neat, too!
Foxhack
Oh boy, doxxers.
BREAK THEIR KNEECAPS, GIRLS.
Mr D
Jesus fuck how many fans did Gashface have?
Gojira
The Patriarchy has an army of millions!
Shiro
I shouldn’t be surprised that a rapist would have supporters willing to dox or physically attack his victims, but somehow 1.) it never crossed my mind and 2.) now that it has, I’m grimly certain that bit’s taken straight from RL
Some1
Really only like 4-10, its just that they keep fighting the same guys every night because Amazi-Girl never actual bothers to arrest anybody.
Mollyscribbles
Not fans of the guy himself, just scumbags who don’t want a trend started of rapists getting caught and charged.
thejeff
I suspect that’s it. They don’t need to be tied directly to Ryan. This kind of doxxing and harassment happens to accusers pretty regularly.
Possibly with a more openly violent turn here, to generate action scenes for Amazi-Girl. Often it’s “just” internet harassment and threats. But you never know when one of those will turn physical.
And Ryan did have the bros and whoever it was that picked him up in the car on his side. That seemed suspicious at the time – especially that we never saw the driver.
Dafydd
These may simply be friends of his. He had bros at the rally who were willing to fight for him, after all; maybe they’re out for revenge.
BBCC
Maybe he was a popular member of a fraternity?
Regalli
Or REALLY active in some campus political group.
Or the campus MRA group.
Knayt
Probably not a campus MRA group – I’d expect a lot less fighting and a lot more running and whimpering from them. MRAs tend to produce the occasional mass shooter and the depressingly common abusive asshole, but people willing to fight against people who can actually fight back? Not so much.
Marsh Maryrose
To quote Neil Gaiman, in an ancient tweet already seven hours old, after some comicsgate randos showed up in his twitter:
“I don’t think they’re my fans. They arrived, sent by someone else, who doesn’t quite get it.”
Gojira
What I find odd isn’t that a group of people would try to attack women who report rape, its that they would appear to be otherwise normal college students and they wouldn’t be wearing white hoods and tiki torches.
MatthewTheLucky
They started leaving those behind when AG started threating using them for the beatdowns.
Bruceski
The tiki torches were inside them all along.
thejeff
Not really.
But we can arrange that.
LookingIn
never underestimate the power of frat boys willing to rally around one of their own…unwritten code among them, lie about sexual encounters and blame the women until they recant. If all else fails, intimidate them into submission
Stu
One thing that should be mentioned is that, iirc, Gashface was an intern on a political campaign, and likely has some political connections through his family to boot. So you get routine “This claim of rape is suspect!” claims coupled with “They’re just trying to smear the name of a good family!”
thejeff
Maybe. Unpaid intern handing out flyers at a rally isn’t really a prestigious position. Son of a preacher likely gives him more clout, especially with Robin denouncing him.
ShinyNeen
I’m really looking forward to a day when Ryan stops darkening the lives of the cast. Whenever the hell that may be.
Jamie
Why? That would mean something worse has taken his place.
Some1
Nah, the relative badness of the villains is all over the place, we got Blaine before Mary for god sake! I wouldn’t worry to much.
HeySo
We all know the final boss is Galasso, anyway. 😛
Cholma
Many Fools and Doxxers will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a pizza (and sub) that day, I can tell you!
Matthew Davis
Galasso would never doxx anyone. Resorting to subterfuge like that is beneath him. If he cannot best an adversary in honorable combat (or, at least, if his minions cannot best that adversary) then he has found the one to give him an heir.
HeySo
I didn’t mean the final boss of this whole [doxxing, etc] mess, we all know that’s Ryan. Much like Blaine, he’s a reoccurring villain, while Toedad was a one-off. I mean, Galasso is the final boss of the entire comic. 😛
Basically, if Amazi-Girl is Batman, then Ryan is Two-Face, Blaine is Hugo Strange, Toedad is Humpty Dumpty, and Galasso is Ra’s al Ghul. Mike, in his antagonistic-yet-oddly-helpful way, is likely The Riddler. Naturally, Sal is Catwoman.
Daisy
I like this assessment a lot!!
AG: I work alone.
Danny, Dorothy, Walky, Sal, Dina and Joyce: Hi!!
LookingIn
OK who is Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood, Oracle, Batgirl, and Huntress? 😀
Brotato
Robin is Robin, duh. Just kidding, Robin is Walky, Malaya is Huntress, Dorothy is Oracle, Marcie is Batgirl, Red Hood is Mike, Red Robin is … eh … Jacob? Idk. Other than Mike, not a lot of smartypants mcgees…
ischemgeek
Joyce isGolden Age Robin. :p
HeySo
I was thinking Dorothy was Vicki Vale, but I guess I probably shouldn’t be shipping her and Amazi-Girl. >.>
Regalli
Also Galasso has only recently been informed, after great struggle, what an ‘internet’ is. In celebration, he has designed a new ‘web site’ for Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs), the better to spread its glory!
Its glory mostly consists of ugly animated backgrounds and jpegs from the late 90s/early aughts. A midi of the Batman Animated Series theme plays. There is a hit counter. Terribly ornate vaguely-gothic font, in colors that clash with the background. The employees are all too young to realize history is repeating itself.
(All except for Pamela, of course, who has been quietly managing their web presence for well over a decade. Conquest helps.)
Ellegos
He has also added a pizza shaped like the internet to the menu.
Regalli
… I really, really want to see what Galasso’s idea of an Internet-shaped pizza looks like, and at the same time really, really don’t.
LookingIn
there are already two who have: Toe Dad and Blaine. Blaine is still out there plotting something and Toe Dad could always make an appearance because of some technicality…
BBCC