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Posted on August 21, 2019 by David M Willis

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  1. Ana Chronistic

    08/21/2019, 12:01 am
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    in sickness and in health ?? (mostly sickness rn tho)

    aww ♥

    1. LeslieBean4shizzle

      08/21/2019, 12:21 am
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      **SQUEEE**
      Ruth is SO CUTE!

      1. Needfuldoer

        08/21/2019, 10:01 am
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        Agreed, and nice comment-gravatar synergy!

    2. Kaidah

      08/21/2019, 8:25 am
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      “in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated… and it goes on like this.”

  2. Juanoku

    08/21/2019, 12:02 am
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    HOLY SHIT IM FINALLY EARLY
    Also billie you dum dum

  3. Delicious Taffy

    08/21/2019, 12:02 am
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    Ruth is being kinda creepy again. This new trend is troubling.

    1. Yumi

      08/21/2019, 12:04 am
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      Yeah, she stared at Billie with her green eyes until she made Billie turn green.
      Alien.

      1. Doctor_Who

        08/21/2019, 12:06 am
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        She can make things turn green with alien powers? I knew those This Island Earth guys were Canadian!

        Billie: Well, suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor!

      2. Marsh Maryrose

        08/21/2019, 12:12 am
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        (Crystal Gayle music)
        “And don’t it make my pink cheeks green”

    2. BarerMender

      08/21/2019, 12:18 am
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      What’s creepy about gazing at the woman she loves?

      1. Durandal_1707

        08/21/2019, 12:19 am
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        My reaction as well. I went back and looked at the comic like three or four more times trying to figure it out.

      2. Kittie

        08/21/2019, 1:22 am
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        The woman she loves who *loves her back,* no less. If that’s creepy then life is sad and boring.

      3. Marsh Maryrose

        08/21/2019, 1:45 am
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        “But in the eyes of the woman I love,
        I’m a hero, a giant, a man who’s as tall as can be
        Anyone can see
        She’s looking through the eyes of love
        Looking through the eyes of love
        Looking through the eyes of love
        When she looks at me.”

    3. LeslieBean4shizzle

      08/21/2019, 12:31 am
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      You got creepy from that? Yeesh. Those are LOVE EYES. When you look at the person you love and they are just the most beautiful person in the world and just want to look at them forever.

      ….

      It is also true that my wife and I have had conversations that amounted to:
      Me: **LOVE EYES**
      Wife: “… why are you staring at me?”
      Me: “You’re so beautiful!”
      Wife: “… I’ve got runny nose, haven’t showered in three days, and just woke up. I look awful. THe fuck is wrong with you?”
      Me: “… I wuv you?”
      Wife: “Ugh…”

      Ours is a love for the ages, truly. ^^

      1. StClair

        08/21/2019, 1:01 am
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        Lucky, the both of you.

      2. Chrissy

        08/21/2019, 6:06 am
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        I call it “gazing lovingly” and it’s emoji equivalent is heart eyes ?

      3. He Who Abides

        08/21/2019, 6:12 pm
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        LeslieBean, I’ve had almost the exact same conversation with my fiancee, except her self-description was “I look like Samara hung over after a three-day bender”.

        Love is truly a many-splendered thing.

        1. LeslieBean4shizzle

          08/22/2019, 12:36 am

          “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”

    4. Acebender

      08/21/2019, 4:22 pm
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      Creepy how?

  4. BBCC

    08/21/2019, 12:02 am
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    Aaaaand THERE’S those withdrawal symptoms. Sorry, Billie, they suck, hope they don’t hang around for too long.

    1. Clif

      08/21/2019, 2:38 am
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      So it begins.

    2. Casi

      08/21/2019, 6:00 am
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      Worst thing is that ethanol withdrawal is one of the only withdrawals that can actually kill you outright. Other bad ones like opioid withdrawal suck, but aren’t lethal like ethanol withdrawal is. I really hope Billie or Ruth realizes she needs to go to the doctor, and get on an actual regimented plan.

      Ruth’s alcoholism does not seem to have been nearly as bad as Billie’s has, or we just didn’t see her withdrawal symptoms, but if Billie is having vomiting after less than 24 hours after cessation, she’s definitely in the severe dependence category. Lets hope she doesn’t start getting the DTs or hallucinations.

      1. thejeff

        08/21/2019, 7:13 am
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        We’ve seen withdrawal symptoms from Ruth before – the first dramatic time in her confrontation with Blaine. We’ve never seen them from Billie, which was a sign that she hadn’t given up drinking.

        It’s not quite clear when Billie last drank, so it could have been more than 24 hours. The last confirmed time was Friday night (coming back drunk to Lucy’s movie night) and it’s now Monday morning. She went to Galasso’s to drink Sunday evening, but didn’t have time. Most likely she drank Saturday, but we didn’t actually see it. She could have drunk sometime earlier on Sunday, but again, we don’t know.

        But yeah, get thee to a doctor. And your therapy!

      2. Myth

        08/21/2019, 11:51 am
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        I am extremely curious about the medical science behind alcohol withdrawal — that is, how and why it is so dangerous and potentially lethal. Do you happen to know a lot about it or know any good sources to read up on it? I ask because your comment makes you sound decently informed about it, though I understand that may not be true regarding the more scientific side of things.

        1. Lanie

          08/21/2019, 12:29 pm

          Basically, alcohol is a depressant (a substance that slows processes in body function) and when a person has a problem with alcohol addiction their body can’t produce enough neurotransmitters (chemicals important to brain function) while they’re still a consistent drinker. When that person stops drinking, their body is suddenly able to produce way more neurotransmitters than it had been used to functioning with, which takes time for the brain to adjust to and leads to the symptoms of alcohol withdrawal in the meanwhile. Alcohol withdrawal can include nausea, vomiting, tremors (especially in the hands), racing heart, elevated blood pressure, confusion, visual/auditory/tactile hallucinations, even seizures. It can be a really nasty process to go through, though not every person hits the point of hallucinations or seizures. I’m not an expert myself, but part of my hospital nursing job is taking care of people through their withdrawal experience. Look up “Complications of Alcohol Withdrawal Pathophysiological Insights” for a really good NIH paper on the topic. (Can’t remember if I’m allowed to post outside links here! Sorry!)

        2. Corey

          08/21/2019, 8:42 pm

          My sister explained this to me after I sort of snapped at her because she bought an alcoholic homeless man a beer. He looked really sick and was shaking horribly, my sister said on the streets he could die without it, especially when he was that bad. I don’t exactly remember what happened afterwards but I hope he eventually got in a hospital because god damn, that poor man.

      3. BBCC

        08/21/2019, 4:48 pm
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        Jury’s out on whether opiate withdrawal can kill – that is, there’s anecdotal evidence it may be, but the literature is still investigating as far as I can tell (but so far, it’s not been borne out). But yeah, alcohol withdrawal can be very dangerous and should be done under the supervision of a doctor.

  5. JetstreamGW

    08/21/2019, 12:02 am
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    Aaaaaand… Withdrawl?

    1. Danielle

      08/21/2019, 12:03 am
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      withdrawal, or hangover

      1. Michelle J. Caboose

        08/21/2019, 12:19 am
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        Yeah, only Sal talks withdrawl.

        Sorry… I’ll let myself out now…

        1. AY

          08/21/2019, 1:34 am

          Ba dum tshh

        2. Fire_daws

          08/21/2019, 10:05 am

          Don’t let the drawl hit you on the way out.

    2. Kamino Neko

      08/21/2019, 1:12 am
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      Hopefully.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      08/21/2019, 3:12 am
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      Morning sickness!

      1. thejeff

        08/21/2019, 7:14 am
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        She’s lesbian pregnant?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          08/21/2019, 7:37 am

          Where do you think gaybies come from?

        2. Chason

          08/21/2019, 10:19 pm

          I just assumed gay storks

  6. shadowcell

    08/21/2019, 12:03 am
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    Dumbing of Age Book 10: HORRK!

    1. Bagge

      08/21/2019, 6:43 am
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      …you win.

  7. jeffepp

    08/21/2019, 12:03 am
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    Awww, their gonna have gall stones together.

  8. ValdVin

    08/21/2019, 12:03 am
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    Last panel Billie is so ailing that even the arms of her hoodie turned green.

  9. Lacuna

    08/21/2019, 12:04 am
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    The majestic cheerleader in her natural habitat.

  10. Zag

    08/21/2019, 12:06 am
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    Oh no, Billie is pregnant. Dammit Ruth!

  11. Stephen Bierce

    08/21/2019, 12:06 am
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    It’s Not Easy Being GREEN…

    1. NerdHerder

      08/21/2019, 12:16 am
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      It ain’t easy bein’ brown…

  12. Kyrik Michalowski

    08/21/2019, 12:08 am
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    Well withdrawal had to happen sooner or later, at least you’ve got Ruth by your side right?

  13. Tacos

    08/21/2019, 12:09 am
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    I’m guessing this is withdrawal symptoms.

    1. BBCC

      08/21/2019, 12:14 am
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      Yup. I feel bad for her. Withdrawal is the work of the devil, even when it’s mild and she’s already worse than I was coming off my seizure meds.

    2. Needfuldoer

      08/21/2019, 10:36 am
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      It’s HORRKening!
      [Ron Paul freaking out gif goes here]

  14. Deadjolras

    08/21/2019, 12:11 am
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    down with the sickness

  15. Yotomoe

    08/21/2019, 12:13 am
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    I get it. That is sickeningly cute.

    1. Bagge

      08/21/2019, 12:55 am
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      Heh

  16. JessWitt

    08/21/2019, 12:16 am
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    First thought is withdrawal but maybe Billie has the flu? Colleges are a good place to spread germs around.

  17. Marsh Maryrose

    08/21/2019, 12:22 am
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    Why isn’t this storyline titled “Monday Morning Coming Down”?

    “Well I woke up SundayMonday morning
    With no way to hold my head, that didn’t hurt”

  18. abysswatcher1993

    08/21/2019, 12:22 am
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    Ruth: “I am not cleaning.”

  19. Lingo

    08/21/2019, 12:26 am
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    Ruth … is smiling? With BOTH corners of her mouth? Why, I’ve suddenly become violently ill!

    1. Keulen

      08/21/2019, 12:45 am
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      I thought that at first too, but then I figured it’s probably withdrawal from booze.

  20. DailyBrad

    08/21/2019, 12:37 am
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    Damn. I hope she doesn’t get too fucked up from this. I know withdrawal can suck, especially booze, which can be outright deadly. So, I hope she keeps an eye on that.

    1. Dana

      08/21/2019, 12:45 am
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      Booze and benzos are the only ones that can literally kill you. Booze and/or Benzos, I guess.

      1. BBCC

        08/21/2019, 1:12 am
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        There’s some anecdotal evidence opiate withdrawal can too, but the literature hasn’t found anything yet that I’ve seen. Still, it’s recommended you detox from those with a doctor.

        1. Dana

          08/21/2019, 2:20 am

          At the very least, opiate withdrawal can motivate suicide.

  21. Keulen

    08/21/2019, 12:44 am
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    It went from cute to oh shit in a single panel.

    1. Bagge

      08/21/2019, 12:51 am
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      That’s usually the way their relationship works.

      Sometimes it is the other way around.

  22. Bagge

    08/21/2019, 12:51 am
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    Let’s face it, for the two of them this still counts as cute.

  23. StClair

    08/21/2019, 12:55 am
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    Love is holding someone’s hair while they pray at the porcelain altar.

  24. Kittie

    08/21/2019, 1:29 am
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    I feel bad for Billie because alcohol withdrawals are no joke, but mostly I’m just happy to see proof that she is actually keeping her promise this time.

    1. Hazel

      08/21/2019, 2:13 am
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      Exactly!

  25. Lawzlo

    08/21/2019, 2:12 am
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    BILLIE’S PREGGERS!

    …Naw, I’m certain that there’s lots of much more rational explanations than that.

    …BILLIE’S PREGGERS!

    1. Bagge

      08/21/2019, 2:44 am
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      LESBIAN PREGNANT! HOWARD WAS RIGHT! I AM AS SURPRISED AS ANYONE!

      1. ValdVin

        08/21/2019, 9:15 am
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        Genuine question from a reader who is somewhat older than Willis:

        What is “lesbian pregnant”?

        1. Bagge

          08/21/2019, 9:41 am

          It is… whatever american sex ed has led Howard to believe it is.

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/appearances/

        2. Bagge

          08/21/2019, 9:41 am

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/urrgl/

        3. ValdVin

          08/21/2019, 9:55 am

          Ahhh, that’s it! Of course.

          Somehow I thought I missed out on a meme.

      2. Matticus

        08/21/2019, 1:34 pm
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        But which one of them grew a weenus so that they could do it?

    2. Delicious Taffy

      08/21/2019, 2:47 am
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      Billie is gay-pregnant with Ruth’s lesbian love baby, and nobody can give a good argument to the contrary.

      1. Ryek Hvek

        08/21/2019, 7:01 pm
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        nothing says lesbian love like a gayby

  26. Dagonz

    08/21/2019, 2:16 am
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    Hey, if this means she’s actually gone without booze for a significant amount of time, I’m counting this as a win. Not because I want Billie to suffer, but because it means she wasn’t lying earlier.

  27. PB

    08/21/2019, 2:21 am
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    … She’s going through withdrawal?

    She DID mean what she said! ?

  28. Shane Wegner

    08/21/2019, 2:53 am
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    Now is when your body fights you because it wove alcohol into your metabolic processes and you just took it away.

    I am curious to see if Billie is willing to go through with this when really starts to suck. The temptation to take alcohol medicinally just to relieve the symptoms, get through midterms etc will be strong. She hasn’t shown a ton of grit. And the underlying issues such as “what is my value as a person if I’m not a high achieving cheerleader?” I imagine she was drinking to ignore aren’t any more resolved.

    1. Geneseepaws

      08/21/2019, 8:25 am
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      Do not neglect the “I killed someone with a car,” guilt. I b’lieve she has that .driving. her drink as well.

      1. NickG

        08/21/2019, 11:43 am
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        Billie didn’t kill anyone, she crashed her car while drunk-driving and has a DUI as a consequence.

        1. Bathymetheus

          08/21/2019, 8:33 pm

          Alice thinks that Billie almost killed her in that crash, iirc.

  29. Shane Wegner

    08/21/2019, 2:57 am
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    I guess the other question is, did Ruth see Billie dry heave / throw up in her mouth? If yes she would know that pain and can at least help her.

    1. SillyGoose

      08/21/2019, 3:59 am
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      That, AND she would have some evidence that Billie is being true to her word.

      First time seing someone puke has given me warm, fuzzy feelings.

      1. Shane Wegner

        08/21/2019, 4:08 am
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        Yeah that’s true, proof her body is withdrawing, and by extension that she cut it off from alcohol.

  30. Lone Duck

    08/21/2019, 5:14 am
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    Not that it’s great, but campus clinic of some kind? Local AA, or other form of treatment? I mean, if you’re at the point of getting withdrawal symptoms, anything would help. Please Billie, just try it. I know you aren’t the only recovering alcoholic in a college town.

    1. thejeff

      08/21/2019, 6:06 am
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      That therapy she was supposed to be going to?

  31. Ellegos

    08/21/2019, 6:27 am
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  32. Ellegos

    08/21/2019, 6:29 am
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    Sonofa-

  33. ischemgeek

    08/21/2019, 6:35 am
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    Delirium tremens?

  34. BenRG

    08/21/2019, 6:41 am
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    That’s a nice, optimistic hope but something tells me that Billie is going to be busy in the ER due to food poisoning or something today! So, it’s going to be up to Ruth to do the heavy lifting and I suspect that the number of parties she’s planned to date is very small.

    1. Kryss LaBryn

      08/21/2019, 7:13 am
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      It’ll be fine. Sarah still isn’t old enough to drink yet, so all Ruth has to do really is rope Joyce in to help throw an impromptu, alcohol- (and Jesus-)free birthday party.

      Joyce will be all over it like a dirty shirt. 😀

  35. EvilMidnightLurker

    08/21/2019, 6:52 am
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    Despite everything, I’m back to fully rooting for these crazy kids to go the relationship distance.

    …a real (girl)friend will help you move a body clean up your puke and get you to the urgent care clinic.

  36. Charlotte

    08/21/2019, 7:08 am
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    Well, if this is from withdrawal, that’s a good thing in principle, right?

    1. ǝ snow ʍousɐ

      08/21/2019, 10:49 am
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      Yep!

  37. Alan in DC

    08/21/2019, 7:46 am
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    >> HORRK! <<
    Greatest 'invented' sound effect since the world lost the legendary cartoonist Don Martin.
    Google him if necessary.

  38. Deanatay

    08/21/2019, 8:17 am
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    UH-OH

    NOW BILLIE’S LESBIAN PREGNANT

  39. Rabisch

    08/21/2019, 8:18 am
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    Suddenly Billie has other commitments

  40. Cmd1095

    08/21/2019, 10:29 am
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    On the bright side, we now have confirmation that Billie has been sticking to her going cold turkey on booze. She may have a hard time seeing that bright side as she scrubs her vomit off the floors though

    1. He Who Abides

      08/21/2019, 10:33 pm
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      And that was a terrible idea. Severe alcoholism+Cold turkey detox=suckiness.

  41. Großer Maik

    08/21/2019, 11:55 am
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    “To the garbage roof!”

  42. JBento

    08/21/2019, 2:09 pm
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    Romance isn’t dead, but it most certainly seems to be under the weather.

  43. EssieBessie

    08/21/2019, 2:35 pm
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    Stop everything and listen to the butt chant: https://wellmanicuredman.tumblr.com/post/76381088917

  44. Oberon

    08/21/2019, 4:03 pm
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    So, I was out of reading material and rummaged in the garage for a bit. I found an old graphic novel I hadn’t read in a few decades and decided to give it another read. Being the geek that I am, I read the forward, where the author was giving the “How I got inspired to do this thing” spiel, plus some details on how he and some friends came up with the characters.

    It’s called: Southern Knights the graphic novel, a superhero team story apparently gathered into graphic novel from from a prior comic book print run circa 1983. It is dedicated to (and lettered by) some guy named David Whilius? Wyles? Oh, it’s David Willis.

    Anyone ever heard of that guy?

    1. thejeff

      08/21/2019, 8:01 pm
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      I remember Southern Knights – mostly from seeing ads in some other comic, though I think I’ve got an issue or two. Didn’t remember the name from it though.

      Not the same Willis of course. I think he would have been a toddler then. 🙂

      1. Oberon

        08/21/2019, 10:50 pm
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        Oh, wow. And here I thought I’d found an artifact of his earlier works that I’d read so long ago that web comics weren’t even a thing.

        1. David M Willis

          08/21/2019, 11:54 pm

          yeah i was four

        2. Oberon

          08/22/2019, 3:52 pm

          Well, it’s not like I stalk you or anything, so I have no idea how old you are. And although any name (except mine…) is very likely to have duplicates, the same name in the same field shrinks the pool quite a bit. Oh well, so much for my serendipitous discovery…

        3. David M Willis

          08/22/2019, 6:21 pm

          I’m also not the Dave Willis who voices Meatwad, while we’re on the subject.

        4. Oberon

          08/22/2019, 10:17 pm

          Yeah, well, voice acting and webcomic writing/drawing are diverse things, so that’s not a connection I would have made even if I had known the name of the Meatwad voice actor…

  45. TheWanderingMist

    08/21/2019, 6:34 pm
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    Do comments just get disabled after some time? I’ve been reading the strip since two days ago and only just figured out how to access the comments in any way.

    1. Lingo

      08/21/2019, 7:57 pm
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      Yeah, Willis disabled the addition of new comments to older comics.

    2. Marsh Maryrose

      08/21/2019, 10:03 pm
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      Comments are disabled after 30 days.

      But the reality is that almost no one goes back and reads more than a couple of days back.

      1. TheWanderingMist

        08/25/2019, 7:17 pm
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        Thanks to both of you. I only found this webcomic like 3 or 4 days ago and so was reading from the beginning and so many people in the comments are wrong.

        1. TheWanderingMist

          08/25/2019, 7:28 pm

          Also, why are they called “gravatars”? And apparently the comments are non-editable.

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