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209 thoughts on “Gay panic”
Jen Aside
OH NO I LIKE THINGS AM I GAY
Jen Aside
(just the two things i could crawl inside and be warm forever in)
Kernanator
It’s okay Joyce, we all want to do that.
Aizat
Joyce is so easily manipulated.
Led
I personally like how Mike is just drifting past in the background, scowling, feeding off Joyce’s panic and negative emotions 😀
(that must be the reason he grows from shorter-than-Walky in panel 1 to much-taller-than-Walky in panel 5)
David
The room is at an incline. It’s auditorium seating.
Josh
So it’s even uphill inside!
Led
… I still maintain that Mike is feeding off Joyce’s panic and negative emotion.
Zoë
Led: Or, you know, perspective. He is further back from our viewpoint in the first panel and closer to our viewpoint in the last.
AgentKeen
Actually, now that I had to look back at the last panel, I think Mike is using Walky as dummy/puppet and having him say ‘Don’t flatter yourself’.
Plasma Mongoose
How does one treat the Gay Panics?
Kernanator
With the Water Vapors.
Felix Kütt
no. water sports and spandex.
timemonkey
Motor boating?
Aizat
Motorboating while in a motorboat?
timemonkey
While on Sal’s motorcycle.
Plasma Mongoose
These are all surprisingly good answers. 😀
Doctor_Who
Making out with Billie.
If you are gay, you will enjoy it. If you aren’t, you will still enjoy it because it’s Billie.
Terabiel
I am in favor of this solution! Although I ship Billie and Ruthless.
Aizat
So, Billie is an asari?
Doctor_Who
That. Explains. Everything.
Kernanator
And suddenly everything makes sense.
timemonkey
Hope she’s not an Ardat-Yakshi.
Cholma
Damn, Aizat, where is the +1/Like button?!
Yotomoe
Gay, Bi, Trans, Asexual, DON’T matter
Everyone is Billiesexual.
CRtwenty
Except Sal. If she was then her little spat with Billie in IW would have been far, far cooler.
Aizat
Porn. And giant robots and violence but that’s just me.
ASmellyOgre
It’s kind of like a Pon Farr. You can give in to it or you can just meditate and push through. Or I suppose you can fight to the death, but I’m pretty sure that just ends in giving in to it, anyway.
Yotomoe
It’s a little hard, you gotta spend a while on the grind, but eventually you’ll cum around.
Roborat
I saw what you did there.
Wonder Wig
You rub the area with soothing Been-Gay.
Aizat
And wash it down with Schmitts Gay.
Zababcd
I don’t know. Let’s see what the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has to say about it.
Hawkwing
The Gay Panic is best treated with bengay.
ASmellyOgre
If gay people are normal that means normal people are gay!
Yotomoe
Too bad I’m weird. Sorry Fellas!
Aizat
I got multiple personalities.
Terabiel
I got personality multiples.
Nee Hou
One is lost, another is looking for it,
Should it return before it gets back
ask it to wait.
Plasma Mongoose
Lucky for me, most of mine are quite stable.
Aizat
Mine on the other hand…….well, let’s just say that unstable is an understatement.
Yotomoe
I’ve got multiple personalities, but all of them are just a bunch of imatators trying to act like me so it even’s out.
Aras Pabedinskas
I have personality multipliers, except they’re all x0.
Andiemus
So all your other shadies are just imitating?
Aras Pabedinskas
My mother’s a fish. Man, I hope that someone gets this.
saltchocolate
Got it. Love it.
Roborat
She likes fish sticks?
maarvarq
Gay people are normal. Joyce is normal. Therefore Joyce is gay?
nobodez
Do I have to get all logic on you?
While “Gay People” is a subset of “Normal People”, and “Joyce” is an element of “Normal People”, “Normal People” is not a subset of “Gay People”, and so it’s not necessary that “Joyce” by an element of “Gay People” (though it doesn’t preclude it).
ASmellyOgre
That’s the joke, of course.
Arkadi
Maybe. She’s burying herself deeper, that’s for sure.
xKiv
Also, everyone gay is Joyce.
Edward
I hope you aren’t majoring in Statistics. By your logic, if tigers are cats then all cats are tigers.
Wazza
this is logic, not statistics. The associated major is philosophy (logic is the one exception to the usual perception of philosophy, and everyone should take a logic elective if they can. It helps avoid so many mistakes)
Nee Hou
Is set theory a subset or superset of logic or statistics?
someguywithakatana
She realized that gay people are normal people…
WIUDNEOIYFNPDIOQISWMIOEFNBOUBHLFDINEOUY$DHIWNSEYDS PROGRESS!!!!
Plasma Mongoose
DRAMA BUTTON!
Totz the Plaid
I KNOW!
Hopefully now she’ll be able to talk with Ethan and not try to make him straight!
Yotomoe
DOUBTFUL!
someguywithakatana
But if she doesn’t, then she can’t hump him
Yotomoe
Humping is always first priority.
Zababcd
What’s a ‘normal person’ to Joyce?
xKiv
Ethan?
AgentKeen
I’m guessing her home schooling group.
Which, of course, totally represents an accurate cross-section of all people.
Yotomoe
He meant, don’t talk like you’re completely normal, you neurotic!
Khantalas
Ah, Walky, nice as always.
Baroncognito
It’s totally going to be a Galasso/Pamela story, isn’t it?
Will Galasso be as delightfully oblivious about sex and gender in Dumbing of Age?
The E-man
Oh god now I want Galasso to ask Joyce to sire an heir with Conquest and Joyce starts freaking out.
Aizat
What? She’s just complimenting Sal’s appearance.
Yotomoe
If you complement someone, you obviousely want to intertwine orifices.
Aizat