They aren’t effortless fanfic nonsense if you want a happy polycule either. Any more than wanting a happy monogamous relationship would be.
superglucose
it is very fun how many ppl in the comments tell on themselves with their “well if it’s poly it has to be a giant mess because monogamy is the One True Relationship Style”
mindbleach
Nnno. It’s a mess because it’s these specific characters. ‘I hope it all just works out’ would be shallow. Daring to hope that these kids get together entails dealing with their clusterfuck of issues. It’s not like monogamy’s been going great for any of them.
This comic has a stable polycule, and they come up approximately never, because that’s a shenanigan-poor environment.
Felian
yeah, that’s the thing, for any relationship to work in the long run, you need to already have good relationship skills like emotional intelligence and communicating your needs and feelings instead of hiding them and just hoping for the best… polyamory can get messy because it multiplies the amount of possible needs and feelings and situations to make communication necessary, and that will fail if you don’t communicate well.
Monogamy will *also* fail if you don’t communicate well, but poly gives you the unique opportunity to hurt several partners all at once. (ok, so does cheating in monogamy… at least in poly, there’s a chance not to hurt everyone, if you only do things that were negotiated as okay)
Amy
This. And these fools manage to make a big enough mess with monogamy, so poly would just exponentially multiply the issues.
Doesn’t the other comic have multiverse shenanigans?
If so, then the chance of a Jennifer/Billie ship isn’t 0 (depending on if they’d consider it, incest, masturbation, or a regular relationship).
NickG
Yoto did an excellent Billie & Jennifer strip where she bangs herself without any philosophical worries.
Jeff K!
I wish I could remember where Yoto’s DoA archive was.
After the Imgur archive went down, he moved everything to a new site and posted the link, but I forgot to bookmark it… ?
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Honestly, if all of this entire Dorothy/Joyce ship is just slow-burn setup for Dorothy to cheat on Joyce and hook up with Jennifer and Joyce wind up back with Joe, that would be amazing.
I had a lot of self-loathing when I was younger due to not being able to think it was ok to be attracted to people regardless of gender, and that I was a freak for even having those thoughts.
Don’t think I loathed myself, but i got a lot af really neg reaction. Fortunately, being bi, the opp sex was there for me. Such that I didn’t even click to being bi for decades of life!
413 thoughts on “The hold”
BBCC
*sighs in Dorothy/Walky shipper* She really does have a hold on him, doesn’t she?
…Look, if Joerothy shippers get to hope, SO DO I DAMMIT.
mindbleach
Polycule hopes aren’t effortless fanfic nonsense if you expect and cheer for a gigantic mess.
Nymph
They aren’t effortless fanfic nonsense if you want a happy polycule either. Any more than wanting a happy monogamous relationship would be.
superglucose
it is very fun how many ppl in the comments tell on themselves with their “well if it’s poly it has to be a giant mess because monogamy is the One True Relationship Style”
mindbleach
Nnno. It’s a mess because it’s these specific characters. ‘I hope it all just works out’ would be shallow. Daring to hope that these kids get together entails dealing with their clusterfuck of issues. It’s not like monogamy’s been going great for any of them.
This comic has a stable polycule, and they come up approximately never, because that’s a shenanigan-poor environment.
Felian
yeah, that’s the thing, for any relationship to work in the long run, you need to already have good relationship skills like emotional intelligence and communicating your needs and feelings instead of hiding them and just hoping for the best… polyamory can get messy because it multiplies the amount of possible needs and feelings and situations to make communication necessary, and that will fail if you don’t communicate well.
Monogamy will *also* fail if you don’t communicate well, but poly gives you the unique opportunity to hurt several partners all at once. (ok, so does cheating in monogamy… at least in poly, there’s a chance not to hurt everyone, if you only do things that were negotiated as okay)
Amy
This. And these fools manage to make a big enough mess with monogamy, so poly would just exponentially multiply the issues.
Poewar
I’m a Walky / Amber shipper, so I still have hope right now.
Clif
Chain relationship for the win!
GreyICE
I mean Walky has been single for what, about 72 hours of in-universe time so far? Total, between all 2.5 relationships?
The funny part is I’ve known people who did that and they were EXACTLY like Walky.
Whirlakitty
Does the time when Lucy was dating Walky but Walky didn’t know it yet count?
Thag Simmons
Even as someone who really liked Dorothy / Walky 1.0, the spark’s gone out.
Better for both characters to split
AK
I dunno I wasn’t a big fan of 1.0 but really did like this go around. It felt less infatuated with a little more baseline tension and I liked that.
drs
IMO it was telling that they had more chemistry even when broken up than Walky did with Lucy, most of the time.
AK
Yeah I feel that.
yet_one_more_idiot
Title of next DoA book… “No, you’re a stupid dork!”
Steamweed
Sadly, Willis doesn’t use a comic strip’s last line for his titles.
Effie
Dumbing Of Age Book 16: You Think I’m A Hottie
(Note the lack of a question mark)
Badger
I’m getting a “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!” vibe off that title.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Or what about “Book 16: You *somehow* keep pulling straight hotties”? ^^
Steamweed
Lack of question mark is appropriate.
IntangibleMatter
Jennifer has a type (emotional disaster girls with glasses) and she won’t admit it.
Doctor_Who
So her type is herself?
Wonder if there’s any future in being a Jennifer/Billie shipper.
IntangibleMatter
Again, Narcissus?
cbwroses
Doesn’t the other comic have multiverse shenanigans?
If so, then the chance of a Jennifer/Billie ship isn’t 0 (depending on if they’d consider it, incest, masturbation, or a regular relationship).
NickG
Yoto did an excellent Billie & Jennifer strip where she bangs herself without any philosophical worries.
Jeff K!
I wish I could remember where Yoto’s DoA archive was.
After the Imgur archive went down, he moved everything to a new site and posted the link, but I forgot to bookmark it… ?
thenamelesssamurai
Ask and ye shall receive: https://imgchest.com/p/ne7bw5ovn75
Decidedly Orthogonal
You… wouldn’t happen to have a link… would you? ?? Please?
thenamelesssamurai
Ask and ye shall receive: https://imgchest.com/p/ne7bw5ovn75
Yotomoe
https://imgchest.com/p/ne7bw5ovn75
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Yotomoe
Ooo. Beat me to it
NGPZ
it is an image chest
cuz this is real treasure bruh! <3
Sharizard
This strip could be renamed to Emotional Disaster Girls with Glasses.
Even Carla is bordering dangerous to being one of these now. Soon only Sal and Becky will be left.
Mr. Bulbmin
And Sal really only needs the glasses at this point.
Needfuldoer
Bonus points for whoever reworks that title to fit the cadence of the TMNT theme song.
Otis
“Emo ‘saster Glasses Girls…” ?
yet_one_more_idiot
Honestly, I’ve shipped Amber/Amazigirl, so why not Jennifer/Billie as well? Self-ships FTW! xD
SarahTerra
hey I’m halfway of the opinion that the cursed shipping poll should include multiverse Amber/Amazi-Girl so why not
Nono
Jennifer/Amber, but she never figures out Amazi-Girl’s identity.
mindbleach
See also Ruth finding Dorothy rummaging for booze and ‘ticking a lot of her boxes.’
The three of them could go from disaster lesbians to catastrophe lesbians. Apocalyptic lesbians.
IntangibleMatter
We just need one more and we’ll have a proper apocalypse
Thing 2
apocalesbians
Anna
Goodness. Now I’m trying to think who would be the fourth rider. And what each one would personify.
Tan
A reminder that this is not new. See https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-13/01-bring-me-to-life-drawing/sudden/ and https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/02-the-one-where-jocelyne-returns/accosting/
Steamweed
Don’t we all have that type?
(okay, we do not all of us have that type. me, yeah, i have that type)
Reltzik
…. I’m getting some very subtle vibes that it was more than just a phase…
Pocky
Jennifer let her Billie show again lol
NGPZ
for reals Jennifer?
ya might as well have “no homo” tattooed on ya forehead XD 9-9
Vanessa
This is so funny. Dorothy is pretty hot, haha.
FaerwenOfValenwood
I ship it. doesn’t mean much coming from me because I kinda ship everyone with everyone, but I ship Jen and Dotty sooo hardddd
Sirksome
Dammit you can’t tease me with MY crack ship!
Sirksome
I mean uh…don’t trust…something. Hotties I guess? Or dorks. Or hot dorks. Yeah. Don’t trust hot dorks, that’s too much going on.
Effie
Beware of geeks bearing grifts
Rose by Any other Name
**imagining Willis as the “now they’re diamonds” guy from forever ago**
He just did.
Tan
Honestly, if all of this entire Dorothy/Joyce ship is just slow-burn setup for Dorothy to cheat on Joyce and hook up with Jennifer and Joyce wind up back with Joe, that would be amazing.
Odo
Love all of that except Joyce winding up with Joe.
Bittersweet
I would love that, minus Joyce going back to Joe. They should break up.
Rose by Any other Name
Hey. Jenn. You’ve got some Dere in your Tsun there.
Steamweed
Two great tastes that taste great together!
RassilonTDavros
Internalized biphobia is a bongo.
ZombieKyrik
I had a lot of self-loathing when I was younger due to not being able to think it was ok to be attracted to people regardless of gender, and that I was a freak for even having those thoughts.
Thing 2
Don’t think I loathed myself, but i got a lot af really neg reaction. Fortunately, being bi, the opp sex was there for me. Such that I didn’t even click to being bi for decades of life!
mindbleach
One night she’s gonna bolt awake and go “I’m not straight,” and Alice will tell her to shut up and roll over.
Proxiehunter
Is that before or after their wedding?
Steamweed
Yes.
Envy
Tbh I think Jennifer’s denial there is more about calling *Dorothy* hot rather than calling a girl hot
butts
joyce takes nothing but Ws this arc
just don’t. don’t look at anyone else
ZombieKyrik
Billie/Jennifer trying to run away from her bisexuality; not surprising, but it’s still interesting.
mindbleach
And this is why Dorothy / Jennifer in the cursed ship poll should’ve been Walky / Jennifer.
Dot
They are siblings 🙁
mindbleach
Listen. Homestuck does things to people.