Depends how you rate the Joker’s approach to supervilliany. It can be argued that Batman has yet to accomplish anything more than acceptable setbacks against his carnage…
Arkham City notwithstanding.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
Also, Bane during the Knightfall arc. FEEL DE VENOOOM!!
Exactly… I accept Ruth as a confusing spanner in the works, but Sal will always be Billie’s real girlfriend.
John
Tough question. But in this universe, Sal is just an ordinary human, while Ruth is a Canadian, with the feral strength of the wild that implies, so I’m going with “yes”.
Rokku
You… haven’t met many Canadians, have you?
begbert2
They hide it well. The politeness people talk about? That’s just how it comes across when they’re holding back their horrific strength with razor-wire self control.
“Apparently, after all I tried to show you, you just wrote ‘Blah blah blah blah’ again, and this is your idea of *trying* to pass, no less. I’m afraid it’s time for the special snowflake to discover no one is going to miss it’s cute Rebel Angel-wannbe arse if it melts like any other.”
Didn’t Jason have yearnings for Sal at one time, or was that in Walkyverse? Had to have been. But then, why are they on first name basis here. If she’s ‘hopeless’, thats not exactly what you’d call solid qualifications for Teaching Assistant.
Regardless of any of the above: it can be hazardous to your health calling Sal ‘hopeless’.
Quite curious regarding what sort of hopelessness can give you better grades the less tutoring you have.
Then again, hypothetically it could be rooted in certain conceptual misunderstandings rooted in communication failures, which once adequately addressed would snap straight to better grades than the starting point, or at least not worse ones.
…Or I suppose she could have some unorthadox way of tackling problems which tends to give the correct answers, and which all orthadox ways pale in comparison to when hers is the brain trying to follow them, but that hardly ever happens.
Damn it Sal, if you had a montage that we all got to see then you would have done well on the test for sure.
I wanted a montage.
But we didn’t see a montage and so you get the bad grade you deserve.
Yay! More Jason! I was wondering when we’d see him again.
“You’re positively hopeless. Here, we should schedule more tutoring. How about every night? My dorm?”
We skipped right over the tutoring? 🙁 I’ve been waiting seven months for that tutoring session, which eventually turned into waiting for a confrontation from Jason for Sal not showing up. 🙁
83 thoughts on “Worse”
Jen Aside
Tutor less with your HOTNESS
(or not)
Plasma Mongoose
Sal really is just like Walky.
Resne
I think Walky is less likely to deck you for saying that.
gangler
Last I heard Walky was getting positively wonderful grades. He’s baffled by why anybody halfway intelligent would ever need to study here.
David Herbert
And then she punched him so hard he stopped being English and turned French.
GrrArg42
Right in the crown jewels.
Plasma Mongoose
I wonder if that sort of thing happens to Canadians a lot.
Rodrigo
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL You sir, made my day.
Wonder Wig
First name basis with the teach eh?
Pyr05
Teacher’s aide.
Cholma
Teaching Assistant, I believe. (or whatever they’re called)
desolation0
Australopithecus ordochartus
JT
Congrats, you stumped google.
Aizat
Billie, Walky is like a five year old.
Plasma Mongoose
A five year old who’s getting more action than she is.
ShadowWing Tronix
That…just sounds wrong. Chris Hanson wrong.
Plasma Mongoose
Kids today… 😛
Doctor_Who
Miss Keener? Have a seat right over there.
Kernanator
That’s gotta sting.
Wonder Wig
Walky glows blue when there’s Ruths nearby.
Aizat
So does that make Billie the Goblin Cleaver?
begbert2
More like the Gobblin’ Cleavage.
Kernanator
Aw yeah, gimme five!
John
Eh, Billie’s girlfriend could beat up Walky’s girlfriend.
Plasma Mongoose
But can she beat up Walky’s sister?
Aizat
Has Batman ever been beaten?
Yotomoe
…yeah…kinda.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
Depends how you rate the Joker’s approach to supervilliany. It can be argued that Batman has yet to accomplish anything more than acceptable setbacks against his carnage…
Arkham City notwithstanding.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
Also, Bane during the Knightfall arc. FEEL DE VENOOOM!!
Kernanator
Can she beat up herself?
Yes.
Zababcd
Exactly… I accept Ruth as a confusing spanner in the works, but Sal will always be Billie’s real girlfriend.
John
Tough question. But in this universe, Sal is just an ordinary human, while Ruth is a Canadian, with the feral strength of the wild that implies, so I’m going with “yes”.
Rokku
You… haven’t met many Canadians, have you?
begbert2
They hide it well. The politeness people talk about? That’s just how it comes across when they’re holding back their horrific strength with razor-wire self control.
Pyr05
“It seems my tutoring has only caused you to not pay attention to a word I say.” “Sorry, what? I wasn’t payin’ attention.” “Precisely.” “…..What?”
Kernanator
The Top Ten Things You Never Want To Hear From Your Tutor.
Plasma Mongoose
“I hope you wash those pants before you return them to me”.
Doctor_Who
“Now, do you want a normal tutoring, or the Deluxe Tutoring with Happy Ending?”
Aizat
“You want to do this the easy way or the hard way?”
Plasma Mongoose
“I got a call from the clinic, you’re going to need to get tested”.
Aizat
“I’m pregnant…and you’re the father”
Aizat
“I think I left my whip in your room.”
Yotomoe
“Now if you open your book to page Q and look at number Y, bubble in 17 for the answer.”
Wonder Wig
“Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four.”
Plasma Mongoose
“My wife found out about the ‘tutorials’ and she set your bike on fire”.
Aizat
“Now remember, cheating is not only welcomed, they’re allowed.”
Yotomoe
THAT’S ALL FOLKS!
Absolom
“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
GrrArg42
They both squeak when you stand on them?
Yotomoe
It’s really unsettling to see a bunch of them flocking around your house.
GrrArg42
Forget about the essay, let’s just skip to the oral exam.. – Steven Lynch from the song “Bad Professor”
Nathan
“I think of all the education that I’d missed. But then, my homework was never quite like THIS!”
Dibullba
“Can not wait to meet your parents”
Zababcd
“I understand your frustration. I never really understood this myself.”
Aizat
“Why are you asking me for? I don’t make this shit.”
Yotomoe
“Oh no. None of this will be on the test. I just felt like wasting your time.”
Roborat
I give up, here is your money back.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
“Apparently, after all I tried to show you, you just wrote ‘Blah blah blah blah’ again, and this is your idea of *trying* to pass, no less. I’m afraid it’s time for the special snowflake to discover no one is going to miss it’s cute Rebel Angel-wannbe arse if it melts like any other.”
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
‘S Called being treated like an adult, Sallykins.
Uniqueantique
Didn’t Jason have yearnings for Sal at one time, or was that in Walkyverse? Had to have been. But then, why are they on first name basis here. If she’s ‘hopeless’, thats not exactly what you’d call solid qualifications for Teaching Assistant.
Regardless of any of the above: it can be hazardous to your health calling Sal ‘hopeless’.
Anonymous
Quite curious regarding what sort of hopelessness can give you better grades the less tutoring you have.
Then again, hypothetically it could be rooted in certain conceptual misunderstandings rooted in communication failures, which once adequately addressed would snap straight to better grades than the starting point, or at least not worse ones.
…Or I suppose she could have some unorthadox way of tackling problems which tends to give the correct answers, and which all orthadox ways pale in comparison to when hers is the brain trying to follow them, but that hardly ever happens.
*wonders what sort of state will be revealed*
begbert2
…or this assignment could be on different material than the prior one, and this new stuff is harder for her, even with tutoring.
Yotomoe
You are hopeless positive. You may need to go to a hospital.
Tim
Damn it Sal, if you had a montage that we all got to see then you would have done well on the test for sure.
I wanted a montage.
But we didn’t see a montage and so you get the bad grade you deserve.
Xydux
http://videosift.com/video/Sports-Training-Montage-from-Season-6-Asspen-Episode
Remember, even Rocky had a montage!
Vi
Yay! More Jason! I was wondering when we’d see him again.
“You’re positively hopeless. Here, we should schedule more tutoring. How about every night? My dorm?”
Furie
Is Sal’s tattoo a spider symbol?
begbert2
Yes. We’ve seen it more clearly in prior comics.
Also, she’s spider-man.
GrrArg42
As a TA I can not express how wrong this is. Bad Jason! Bad!
gangler
Jason, you’re an ass.
Rayrayravona
We skipped right over the tutoring? 🙁 I’ve been waiting seven months for that tutoring session, which eventually turned into waiting for a confrontation from Jason for Sal not showing up. 🙁
begbert2
It was scheduled to happen during that four-day timeskip, which caught us all by surprise.
Dr.Z
Huh.
Never noticed Sal’s spider tatoo until now.
Was that always visible?
PS: Happy Holidays, everybody!
Bill M.