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Nobody saw this coming! (nobody saw this cumming?) It's JOYCE(?!) and DOROTHY in "FRIEND OF DOROTHY (THE BIGGEST)," the newest Dumbing of Age Pornographique featured over on SLIPSHINE! It’s 19 all-new, full-page comic pages of definitely Not Safe For Work stuff. It hankies AND it pankies. It knows all the sexifying ways without having to Google anything first!
So go grab a subscription and your wife, I mean girlfriend. I definitely meant to say girlfriend.
403 thoughts on “Notes”
NGPZ
aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwweeee (T~T) <3
*plays “Beautiful Fantasy” from Sailor Moon Soundtrack CD*
Clif
I do have to say, the announcement that no-one saw coming is damn good copy.
Also alt-text, pay no attention to the comment section. Oh, wait. I’m part of the comment section. Let me think about this.
Effie
Don’t trust the comment section.
Disastroid
We have always been at war with Commentsectionia
KayBee
Our greatest ally has always been Commentsectionia.
M!a
…well, I mean?
The comment section always had the choice of, oh I don’t know, reading something else?
juss sayin
Michelle J Caboose
If ever a comment deserved to be upvoted, it’s this one. ?
butts
FRIENDS OF DOROTHY RISE UP
Dot
It’s nice to have friends
QueenofSodor
THE AGE OF JOEJOYCE IS OVER, NO MORE FALSE OTPS
FOLLOW US AND YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN BE QUEERBAITED
(is this anything idk)
GholaHalleck
Joeyorthy is still possible. We already know Dottie likes watching.
Lilith Rose
Yep… poly not only isn’t off the table, but is actively being engaged in with 2 out of 3 consenting (number 3 still really needs to be informed before Hanky Panky, yet another infraction by Joyce.)
Shogeton
Joyce didn’t consent to anything. She said ‘let me think about it’. That’s not ‘yes’ There is no active poly being engaged here. Joe does not have any active boyfriend privileges.
Lumino
People really love bending over backwards to excuse Joyce, eh?
Dorothy thinks Joyce broke up with Joe.
Joyce herself thinks she didn’t.
Therefore, Joyce is being dishonest with Dorothy.
Shogeton
That’s needlessly confrontational. I like Joyce sure. I like Joe and Walky too. I’m not bending over backwards for anything. I just don’t like the insinuation that just because Joyce didn’t tell Joe to pound sand, but left that open for consideration later, she’s now going for a poly relationship. For all we know, tomorrow she goes to Joe and says ‘nah’ and this whole thing is a nothingburger. (Unlikely in the narrrative, but entirely plausible in universe)
Joyce did break up the existing relationship. Just because she didn’t immediately shoot down the poly relationship doesn’t mean she agreed to it. Joe does not get to kiss her, date her, call her any fancy words, Joyce is not doing anything romantic with Joe.
Is she a bit hesitant with the ‘oh yeah, this needs to be brought up’? Sure. But quite frankly, she has the right to reveal this when she wants. You don’t have to reveal every half baked consideration of opening up a poly relationship that is in your head. Because right now, nothing is happening with Joe.
When Joyce decides that ‘actually, yeah, I do want to go for it’ then, before she does anything else, she should talk to Dorothy. Right now, this is fine being parked where it is while these two have good times.
geno
She still very much cheated on Joe, and basically paused any possible confrontation over it
thejeff
She did cheat on Joe, but she went and had the confrontation over it. Joe basically ignored it and offered the poly instead. If Joyce does reject that, I can’t see it then turning into a confrontation about the cheating. That’s done.
Shogeton
I mean. Yes. In that she gave Dorothy a spur of the moment kiss, then chickened out out of breaking up, then slept together with Dorothy, and then finally came clean and ended the relation as it was. (While not immediately rejecting a different kind of relationship) Yes, this would count as cheating. But we can accept nuance that there is a difference in amount of reaction between this, and deliberately hiding things for a long amount of time.
But with Joe, the consequences aren’t ‘paused’. There are none from him. Should Joyce say ‘no poly relationship’ it’s not like Joe would go ‘Well, now I’m angry at you’.
Nymph
Shogeton didn’t say a single word about excusing Joyce or whether Joyce is being dishonest with Dorothy. You pulled all of that outrage directly from your own asshole.
The comment you’re replying to is about whether or not Joyce consented to be in a polyamorous relationship (and she didn’t). Like demonstrably in the text there is zero “Yeah let’s try poly” coming from Joyce. In fact, she says the opposite in that scene.
Do I think she’s GOING to try it? I hope so.
Clif
I want to know where Joyce said she would consider a poly relationship, because I don’t remember that happening.
Leadsynth
Yeah, it’s a massive stretch to say that Joyce “said” she would consider a poly relationship. It was Joe who said he was fine with Joyce dating two people at the same time. Is Joyce is considering the possibility? Mmmmaybe? She says she can’t because she’s “not a hussy,” but then she’s like “Wait, I AM a hussy.”
QueenofSodor
nobody engaging with the tfone reference. sob
Adeptus
This ship does nothing for me, but I do appreciate the slipshine name.
CrackerJack
So you’re saying this ship has sailed?
Clif
The ship has sailed and reached open waters, plus or minus a few potential rocks.
Doctor_Who
You did it, Dorothy. You actually landed a girlfriend who comes with instructions.
Dara
No, Dorothy’s the one who comes with instructions, I think that’s been made very clear tonight xD
deliverything
The Slipshine should make it clear who ends up coming with the instructions. Hopefully both of them.
Nymphie
Does it count if you’re the one writing the instructions?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
That is where all instructions come from. I sometimes write up detailed instructions for something I couldn’t find any for once I have figured it out.
(No, not naughty stuff like this. Computer printers and such.)
tim Rowledge
Sounds to me like you should branch out a bit.
Clif
You could have a second career.
Embe13
my father taught post secondary technical communication for 15 years. you canmake good money (and win awards) for writing good instruction mamuals
Pocky
damn, she brought out the graphs?
now we gettin kinky.
NGPZ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SLIPSHINE ALERT!!!!
SLIPSHINE ALERT!!!!
EVERYONE READY YOUR WALLETS!!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!
*^-^* <3
GholaHalleck
There might be a drill involved, you don’t know yet.
Woop de doop
Omg…Dorothy is gonna do a Dahmer?! That’s horrifying!
Leadsynth
I always thought “getting drilled” was more of a P in V thing
Embe13
dildo on a drill,,,,,,,,or reciprocating saw
sorry for the accidental report
nadamás
I was gonna and saw the minimum and nope, as much as i want to see some friend of Dorothy content that goess well out of my budget for the month, and probably any other month.
Rose by Any other Name
Yeah, Slipshine is pricy.
Fortunately, the comics don’t go away (or not Willis’s anyway), so you can take your time. Maybe buy yourself a subscription as a Solstice present or something.
Big Z
Their pricing model has gone to the anti-binge protocol, too, which is both understandable and painful.
Double price for the first month to get a little extra revenue from people who are there for one specific thing rather than for a subscription porn-comic service is I guess the least shitty way to maintain a business when a significant portion of the fans are fans of one thing and likely to subscribe on a “minimum period, only when fav author releases something” basis, but it’s still a lot of money for a lot of people.
(and because the economics of the situation suck and I think more people should know about it, CCBill and other “adult” payment processors charge something like triple the fees that a Mastercard/Visa/Paypal would, for worse service. There’s an excellent bsky thread about it here.)
thejeff
IIRC it’s also somewhat annoying to cancel. Much easier to sign up. I haven’t looked yet, but I vaguely remember the initial month always having been double (or at least significantly higher).
But yeah, I’m in the sign up for a month when Willis puts up a new slipshine group. There just isn’t a lot else there that I’m interested in.
NGPZ
I just read the slipshine and cancelled, it’s not really that hard to cancel in my experience LOL
Big Z
From personal experience, CCBill can, occasionally, make it very difficult to cancel but only sometimes and not for everyone. Glad you had good luck with it; recommend you double check next month’s credit card bill all the same.
(as linked above, this is not really Slipshine’s fault; every adult-content payment processor is terrible)
NGPZ
all I did was click “Account Panel”
entered my account email and subscription ID to search for the subscription, and clicked “cancel”
an email confirming cancelation was sent immediately
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
guess will have to wait tho
alex
yeah, i wish it was available on its own. i’d be willing to pay for that, but not for a month’s subscription.
NGPZ
*plays “Jungle Boogie” by Kool And The Gang on hacked muzak*
Taigan
Personally, I’m so glad to see that. For plot reasons.
See, as much as I’ve enjoyed the last few strips, there’s been the thought that as long as the camera didn’t cut away, the odds of them not going through with it were increasing.
Thank you Willis for not giving me the female voyeur equivalent of blue balls.
Sharizard
Yes! Smash cut to Slipshine is basically catharsis with this strip. We can relax now. No more interruptions. Let them enjoy themselves. All the sickos can rejoice that they made it. All the paladins can cool off knowing that the story will be moving somewhat on from this.
Rose by Any other Name
And, having now read it, the Slipshine only adds to the catharsis with its final joke.
A hearty bravo and cheers to Willis for a truly enjoyable read!
nadamás
I cannot read it because no money can you tell me what it is?
NGPZ
“hmm, maybe I AM the Abraham Lincoln of getting Joyce to cum”
moments later, Dorothy be grabbed back down and say
“… oh, right, girls don’t have a refractory period”
then the caption say “JUST THE BEGINNING, DAAAAAAAAAANG”
nadamás
Thanks you that’s awesome.
NGPZ
hey no problem!
heck I’d post a whole transcript of it here if I had the time (and ideally Willis’s permission)
Li
I’m usually so sad to be spoiled by accident but NOT THIS TIME, because yeah all of the “lol watch it turn out that Joyce and Dorothy are only biromantic, not bisexual” comments over the last few months I’m just so incredibly relieved.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Finally, the One Slipshine Comic I’ve been hoping for for years! – this weekend I’mma get myself a sub for one month and binge all the Slippy, Shiny DoA comics! ^^
Isalis
Oh
Patrick
i was too busy cackling at the slipshine title to be the first commenter nooo
Dot
Hater containment thread was a great success yesterday so I’m bringing it back for today.
Kvetch here! Let the shippers have their fun elsewhere!
Smokeysis
Honestly, I consider this a good thing. It means that we’ll get to focus on some other characters for a few days!
Dot
The pendulum swings mercifully
Big Z
That’s my entire opinion, at this point. “Usually a Slipshine means we have 0-1 more strips focusing on the Slipshine-ers, and then we cut away”.
One can hope that will hold true and we’ll get something actually interesting to read again instead of bland twu wuv.
GholaHalleck
I can’t believe Joyce is cheating on the washing machine. What are they going to tell the dryer?!
Chris Phoenix
I could make a pun about Joyce and Dorothy probably being wet…
Too soon? Too much?
Throwatron
you May want to Tag it, next time
DiDi
Thank you… *bile commences*
I hate this more than EVEEEEERRRRR! And now that stupid slipshine is all right there. Taunting me. *holds flaming torch*
Burn it. Burn it all.
dinerkinetic
I really hope I can keep reading the comic for fun instead of like, hatreading it– DoA was my first real webcomic! I love doa! I would just love it more if dorothy wasn’t in DoA; I don’t think cheaters deserve to be happy but I *really* don’t think dorothy deserves to be happy
Embe13
ok side bar thread my first webcomic was 8 bit theater.
brumagem
How I felt when all that murder happened before the time skip
Mona, Just Mona
i remember that you told me how to pronounce kvetch, but did not actually remember the pronunciation of kvetch that you told me, so i’m kvetching about my failure to retain the information
Doopyboop