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Holes
Posted on January 20, 2012 by David M Willis

168 thoughts on “Holes”

  1. Ragnal

    “What am I LISTENING to?!”

    1. Jen Aside

      The sound of AWESOME.

      …okay, maybe not.

      1. a99steaksauce

        No no, definitley awsome.

        1. Haruko Hoshiko

          Shhh, you’ll break the spell.

        2. molochmachine

          QC?

        3. murrkitteh

          I love clicking “PECS PECS PECS PECS” to get here.

      2. Oberon

        You mean the sound of music.

    2. Mkvenner

      Insanity.

      The bad kind.

    3. Xero

      more like that CAN’T be what it sounds like

  2. David Herbert

    Is Sarah also going to church?

    1. ryan

      she got out of it by telling joyce she would watch it on tv. joyce gave her a disapproving look, but quickly lit up again when she remembered she has so many friends left to invite.

    2. begbert2

      She doesn’t appear to be doing anything in particular in regards to preparing to attend.

  3. Mkvenner

    I sense a disturbance in the Force.

    1. NF

      Faaace…

      1. Mkvenner

        That’s it say good bye to your skullcap!

    2. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

      …As did Sarah.

  4. Blob Marley

    All this talk of Sal and shoving and holes… I’ll be in my bunk.

    1. Doctor Loggins

      And don’t forget the pegging.

      1. Mkvenner

        🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 😉 😉 😉

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Just don’t google pegging with the safety off while you are at work.

        2. iSaidCandleja-

          After learning a new word, I have a question: why square? Or maybe I don’t want to know.

        3. Lordphulish

          It’s hip to be square
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3Hh8nvn4k

        4. Aizat

          It’s hip to be a square.

        5. TheBenenator

          Because . . . The World Is Square.

          *rumbling noises*

          (5 Internets for anyone who gets the joke)

        6. Alexander Krizak

          Jump on the turtle! Jump on the turtle!

        7. Kernanator

          She’s wearing peggings.

        8. Michelle J Caboose

          You know, curiosity usually gets the better of me, but after your warning, I’ve decided I really don’t want to know…

          Judging by the look on Sarah’s face in that last panel, I’m guessing she feels the same way about what she may have overheard.

        9. Crazy Dina

          Perfect Gravitar for that. Looks like you looked and are denying it. You’re all like “GAH! NO!”

        10. Michelle J Caboose

          Mr. Willis left something out of the last panel, which explains Sarah’s expression. Here’s the corrected version.

        11. Michelle J Caboose

          Okay, this was supposed to be a new comment, not a reply to myself. >_<

    2. Joe Harner

      (+1 internet) Also… don’t forget to check that Vera has a safety, Jayne… >_<

  5. Wonder Wig

    Fun senses tingling. Must – kill – fun.

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    I for one would like to see Sal shove her umm ‘square peg’ into Amazi-girl’s ’round hole’.

    1. fellixe

      I wonder, if using a square peg do the corners add to or detract from the experience?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Well it’s one way to be sure that it touches the sides.

      2. Blob Marley

        I’d say that depends a lot on whether the corners are sharp or rounded. Rounded corners? Might help. Pointy corners? Like swallowing a potato chip without chewing.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I know that feeling all too well, the potato chip thing not the pegging.

        2. Palmetto

          I’m so glad you clarified that.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          As am I.

  7. Ash

    I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at this one. Sarah’s expression was perfect.

    1. Henry

      It was the perfect Friday punchline. It’s a pretty priceless expression. It just yells “What. The. Hell.”

      1. Joseph Harner

        yep… this is the entirety of the college experience, if anyone wondered.

  8. Mkvenner

    Billie yes you are….. you stupid drunk.

    1. Dr. Octopus

      Watch what you say. “Name” got banned from commenting during the beach scene for disparaging Billy for being a mean person and a drunk.

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        But mainly because he/she kept saying that Billie needed to die because she is stupid and mean and a drunk. And those were the only kinds of posts he/she made.

        So far, I haven’t seen Mkvenner demanding Billie’s death.

  9. NCP19

    Alternate last panel: Joe smiling widely

    1. Rex Hondo

      Joe feels a great disturbance in the Schwartz.

    2. Joe Harner

      I second this motion, good sir, by smiling widely!

    3. a99steaksauce

      *Joe bursts into the room* What did I miss?

      1. MM

        And now all I can see is Mike poking his head in: “Someone say something about shoving?”

    4. artemi

      Here is my Joe reaction comic!

      1. artemi

        …Darn it, that didn’t work.

        http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/artemi/JoeStrip.jpg

        1. TheBenenator

          Win.

  10. Doctor_Who

    I can see Joyce not getting the implications of what she is saying, but I figured Billie would be a little more self aware.

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      It’s too early and she is too riled up to notice. But I am glad they are both equally jealous of the other’s ovession with Sal.

  11. TaZZerath

    Is Sarah reading a Shipping Manual? 😉

  12. dchorror

    Funnest. Conversation. Ever.

  13. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    Mr. Willis – Sarah’s expression is the BEST. THING. EVER! XD

  14. Vabolo

    Water is the context, and Sarah is oil.

    1. Tucker

      +2

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It is best to have some oily lube on hand when pegging is involved. 😀

      1. Roborat

        Just make sure it is water based.

        1. slapdash

          And warmed. Cold is no fun.

    3. KresyAntics

      ^ Two key ingredients in awesomesauce.

  15. snakerbot

    Oh god, the temptation to recreate this conversation with my roommate just to mess with the heads of the girls next door…

    1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      Record the results, please! =D

    2. Kernanator

      DO IT.

    3. a99steaksauce

      I am saddened because I cannot pull it off. For I am a boy… atleast not that KIND of boy.

  16. George

    Sarah can do the one eyebrow raise? She’s more talented than I thought.

  17. Plasma Mongoose

    And thus the Sal/Amazi-Girl Ship was launched.

    Dammit Willis, you have more ships than the U.S Navy!

    1. Aizat

      And the Earth Federation.

      1. a99steaksauce

        And the Earth Defense Force? I cant be sure never seen them use ships anyway.

        1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

          EDF! EDF! EDF!

    2. Kernanator

      He shall use them to take over the world.

  18. Stephen Bierce

    There are at least two songs I can think of about Doughnuts and Holes, but SOPA/PIPA won’t let me cite them.

    1. Jerrery

      Good news, everybody! SOPA got voted down and PIPA got tabled. Do a dance.

      1. Jamal K.

        Erm… both were delayed.

  19. Randonimity

    That face on Sarah is why I love her so much.

  20. Ridureyu

    Sarah’s only angry because of Joyce’s “obvious” racism.

    1. a99steaksauce

      Yea wheres the Triangle in all of this, or the Oval. Why can it only be The Circles and Squares.

  21. Stephen Bierce

    http://images.yuku.com/image/bmp/3832534442a75262d4a2967e52ecef38eb9c998.bmp

    ↑ The preliminary work towards the Amazi-Pede. I got the image from alibaba (and it flabbergasted me how many different companies in Asia are building bumper cars!) and altered it by changing the colors and removing most of the bumper skirt. Dunno how I’m going to add in the wheels but I imagine one or another of you might have a better idea.

    1. Stephen Bierce

      http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/29f15643a625db2102d070568cf42a04444b515.JPG

      ↑ The Mario Kart version.

  22. Aizat

    Shoving stuff into holes, Billie? Never know you’re that kind of person, Billie.

  23. Azukar

    Oh Sarah. Your expression so neatly mirrors what mine would be in that situation.

  24. Aizat

    Sal has a square peg?

    1. a99steaksauce

      Square American peg to be politically correct.

    2. ryan

      sal has a peg?

      /reevaluates what it means to be gay for sal.

      1. Rex Hondo

        Sure. She just keeps it in her underwear drawer.

  25. Originalslugboy

    …and then Mr. Ferley threw them out of the apartment.

    1. Jarnor

      I was thinking those hijinks reminded me of something…

      1. Kasamari

        Thank goodness I’m not the only one old enough to get this reference.

        1. Cheredarenee

          you and me both

        2. Michelle J Caboose

          Eh, I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’m old enough to remember Mr. and Mrs. Roper. :/

  26. Brendan

    I don’t know WHAT she thinks, but somehow, I don’t think Joyce would be happy with it.

  27. carl320

    I like Sarah’s “Do not want” FAAAAAAAAACE.

  28. Citizen Devil

    THREE CHEERS FOR INNUENDO!!
    “HIP-HIP-…”

    1. a99steaksauce

      huRRRRRRRRRRRRRAy!

      1. Soundbucket

        BEST GRAVATAR

      2. Rex Hondo

        No no no. The appropriate reaction to JoyceXBillie inuendo is spelled “huRRRRRRRRngh.”

    2. Mujaki

      Innuendo, and out the other side!

  29. Atcote

    What’s this? No cliffhanger on a Friday?
    I feel as if I’m missing out now. So I will make this an all-important plot point – Sarah has just realised where her tent peg collection has gone missing.
    And now she is out for REVENGE.

    1. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Nononono this IS the cliffhanger, now Sarah will be awake all night covering her….. holes.

  30. Kernanator

    Contrary to what people might think, Sarah’s face is not in reaction to Joyce and Billie’s comments. Rather, she’s realized that she wasn’t invited to go to the beach with the others.

    1. f.p.

      Nah, she’s reading a hardcover collection of Shortpacked! and she just got to today’s strip about Leslie and Malaya.

      1. NightEmerald

        Are you sure it’s not the combination of the two? I’d make that face if I heard two females talking about pegs and holes and reading about two girls dating.

        1. Rex Hondo

          It’s neither. She just had an unexplained chill as the disembodied malevolence of DAB floated through her room.

      2. Kernanator

        OUCH MAN.

  31. lightsabermario

    …
    George Takei: OH MY!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      OH MY indeed!

  32. Cherry

    I totally giggled.

  33. quietdevious1

    Reminds me of the other day when I had the tv on for sound, and some infomercial guy started talking about problems with a shedding pussy…

    (he was selling a lint brush)

    1. Aydr

      Lint brush huh? That pussy must’ve been shedding up a storm.

  34. Uniqueantique

    And another banner!

    1. begbert2

      Willis must be trying to outdo Plasma Mongoose.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I would feel honered if this was true.

    2. Noel Schornhorst

      And YAAAAAAAY!!! Amazi-Girl!!! Hurrah!

  35. HollyDee

    Meee-ow.
    Or, in the words of Strong Bad, Prreow.

  36. Clementine

    I <3 the funny.

  37. TexasNinjaBuzzard

    This is the new Funniest Thing Willis Has Ever Made. Every part of it is perfect.

  38. AJBulldis

    “Holes” should have been another tag.

  39. Joraiem

    So, in exchange for the first ever Willis Reverse-Closet over in SP, we get some lesbian innuendo from Joyce.

    Sounds good to me!

  40. saturnwonder

    The look on Sarahs face would of been my own! XD

  41. MrBentobox

    No Joyce, you’re doing it wrong! Your right hand, should have your index finger and thumb pinched, like an “O”!

  42. Alex

    Hah, I chuckled.

  43. sarpiedon

    Something horrible has just happened… – The Todd

  44. Corlanthis

    Ahahahahah! Sarah’s expression! XD

  45. Dr.Z

    Awesome.

    I am sick.

    This comic made me feel better.

    Thank you for making it, Mr. Willis.

    1. David

      I AM A MAGICAL HEALER

      1. BriGuy

        You should open a clinic.

      2. Mujaki

        Laughter is the best medicine!

      3. Plasma Mongoose

        Willis = Patch Adams??

        OH MY!

        1. Rex Hondo

          The biopic of Dave’s life is going to star Robin Williams?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I sure hope not but then again it could be worse, they could cast Justin Bieber in the role.

        3. Rex Hondo

          Ooh, and let Joel Watson write the screenplay. David’s appearances in his comic are always Oscar-worthy.

  46. KingStarscream

    Meanwhile on “Out of Context Theater…”

  47. Avenger_Reloaded

    Dumbing of Age. – Your regular provider of WTF.

  48. ziggy78eog

    I have been in Sarah’s position a couple of time myself. What is heard cannot be unheard.

    1. Roninwolf

      I’ve been there too, but I can never keep my “The fuck?” in my head, or below eleven on Spinal Tap’s amp.

    2. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)

      Look in the internet, you will find websites dedicated for overhearing stuff.

  49. mechaqua

    Why is Sarah up at 7 am on a Sunday?

    1. darcos0

      she studies and tries to get an education, remember?

      1. mechaqua

        yeah but still 7 am on Sunday seems weird for college student and sophomore at that to be up this early on Sunday to study less they pulled an all night-er (at this early in the semester not likely) or is in a very demanding major such as biology physics chemistry engineering computer science In that if she was studying those majors she should be going to Purdue University which has a better undergraduate program in those fields, Indiana University is known as the liberal arts institution although its med school is renown. But according to her bio she wants to go to law school which means she is probably either a pre-law philosophy or political science major well it may require a decent amount devotion to be good at these disciplines its not nearly enough to warrant this type of studying. If your studying Law it should be noted Law school is a different beast then pre-law. I am not sure what Saran’s studying but her mind might be clearer at 10 am unless she is going to bed at 9 pm.

    2. begbert2

      Also Joyce probably started the morning by inviting Sarah to church.

  50. LiC

    That expression on Sarah should be on the avatars for the site.

  51. Roninwolf

    Everyone is going on about Sarah’s expression, but honestly, I shot gummy bear out my nose (painful as hell, by the by) on frame two! That’s where the funny hit me, Sarah’s expression was just icing on the cake

  52. SolegitRR

    I’d pay to watch Joyce help Billie shove stuff in holes, if you know what I mean…

    1. Kernanator

      Your confused gravatar suggests you don’t know what you mean. 😛

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Either that or she finally figured out what it means and she is just about to freak out BIG TIME!

    2. Zababcd

      You want Willis to do an environmentalist storyline in which they all go to plant trees together?

      1. Kernanator

        Oh Zab. 😛

  53. Asuka L.S.

    I’ve heard weirder conversations through the walls of my dorm room. They really don’t offer as much privacy as you’d like to believe they do.

    1. Skeletov

      Ain’t that the truth. When I was living at campus you could actually hear my roommate having sex with his girlfriend.

    2. Kernanator

      Ah man, ‘Suka, you can’t leave us hanging like that! C’mon, give us some out-of-context quotes!

  54. Kelvin

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! XD

    Is it me or did Billie and Joyce just share a hilariously inappropriate shipping moment?

  55. Cheredarenee

    Sarah does not approve of this whatthefuckery

  56. f.p.

    Under no circumstances should you look at this:

    1. f.p.

      Uh, WordPress agrees? Plaintext URL then…
      http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/flamepanther/Wakey.png

      1. JA

        rofl

      2. NightEmerald

        Best ever. I have no idea why someone else didn’t think of it.

  57. Broggly

    Like with sex, right?

  58. OhNoUDiNt

    I love it when the talk gets dirty.

  59. StealthMarmot

    I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if dozens of “That’s what she said” jokes cried out to be said, and were still unanswered.

  60. Far

    Looks to me like Sarah’s brain just got a “blue screen of death”.

  61. Maycroft

    That’s what she said Sarah.

  62. Jeremy

    hey, phrasing!

  63. Somebody

    I felt a disturbance. As if a thousand double entendres cried out but were suddenly silenced.

  64. SgtNumnum

    And they said only appropriate jokes are funny…wait why’s my gravatar a girl

  65. cmd1095

    Sarah “I feel a disturbance in the force”

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