And my mind went on a tangent about spinning up the planetoid so that it would have simulated gravity inside the hollow interior and what you could use from local sources to make a sealer to keep oxygen inside… Writer who was initially trained as a mechanical engineer, then a computer programmer, then auto mechanic, then electronics tech, then race car builder, then Windows help desk, then bicycle builder, back to race cars, then Internet journalist… I died between Windows and bicycles, thus making me part of Willis’ army of unkillable badasses.
Which is a roundabout way of saying that I have a roundabout way of thinking.
Deanatay
Why do planetoids always play rogues? Why not a fighter planetoid, or a mage planetoid? Break out of your rut, planetoids!!
I’m not really proud to admit it, but when I worked for a university I showed up to work drunk as a hoot owl one night. I ended up in a facility quite similar to where Ruth is now. After a couple of days in there my supervisor(s) came to see me and told me that so long as I willingly went through assessment and the more-than-likely-to-be-recommended 30-day inpatient de-tox treatment, my insurance would cover it and I would still have a job to come back to when it was over.
I would not be the least bit surprised if Chloe was there to have a similar discussion with Ruth.
Was that a while ago? Nowadays getting insurance to cover an extended inpatient detox program isn’t easy (although the actual medical detox is only 4-5 days and then becomes intensive inpatient psych after that).
Bicycle Bill
1989-1990. And since I was actually a state employee I had what was considered, even back then, a better-than-most insurance package.
I’m guessing you didn’t have a sexual relationship with a subordinate, though. That’s a big deal all on its own, pretty much insta-fired bar some serious corruption.
sweet like glurge.
Really, expected bad news is bad enough, but anticipating expected bad news just extends the stress (I had to wait three weeks for a cancer diagnosis because that was the next appointment slot. Stop wasting time and tell me; I was on the fucking phone wiht you when you knew!!!)
Argh, I want this to end happily, but honestly Ruth should not be in a position of power with how she treats her charges. I wonder if there’s another job she can do with similar benefits but less…people-oriented?
219 thoughts on “Laces”
Ana Chronistic
we’ll be sleeping in the flowers
tell my boss (to tell me) I’m fired
Reltzik
Hmmm. Your grav ISN’T from one of today’s panels.
Kamino Neko
It never is.
TheGrammarLegionary
Oh, it is sometimes. For only a day. Then Ana gives us our next glimpse into the future.
Clif
Temporal Photo Shop. It’s the latest thing, or will be.
Wack'd
We can sleep all afternoon (because there’s literally nothing to do in inpatient psychiatric hospitalization)
miados
my inapatient had a tv with a vcr and lots of random tapes.
Alzack
That’s how horror movies start, man
miados
i watched mighty ducks 1
Bibulb
Quoting anything from that era automatically gets you points.
TheAnonymousGuy
“I’m fired aren’t I?”
“I don’t know, willis hasn’t decided yet.”
Historyman68
Willis decided three months ago, but his transmission will not reach us until tomorrow! Longer if another storyline pops in!
davidbreslin101
He claims this is due to having a buffer. Actually, Willis lives on a rogue planetoid three light-months away from the Solar System.
legobil
This. Sounds amazing. I bet he is sending the comics to earth with light pulses.
Opus the Poet
And my mind went on a tangent about spinning up the planetoid so that it would have simulated gravity inside the hollow interior and what you could use from local sources to make a sealer to keep oxygen inside… Writer who was initially trained as a mechanical engineer, then a computer programmer, then auto mechanic, then electronics tech, then race car builder, then Windows help desk, then bicycle builder, back to race cars, then Internet journalist… I died between Windows and bicycles, thus making me part of Willis’ army of unkillable badasses.
Which is a roundabout way of saying that I have a roundabout way of thinking.
Deanatay
Why do planetoids always play rogues? Why not a fighter planetoid, or a mage planetoid? Break out of your rut, planetoids!!
Some1
You learn new things about Ohio every day!
Dex
I got a ride /
Home with a drunk guy /
How ungrateful I must have seemed /
He showed me how… /
To act with integrity… no regrets…
AnvilPro
Tune in tomorrow to find out if Ruth is fired or not!
gkheyf
suspense!!!
that second to last panel could be a gif for it…
Orion Fury
That’ll be, like, weeks away!
Aeron
What Chloe says next will shock you!
Orion Fury
Sounds like clickbait.
Train Moblin
Denial solves every problem
it got me through
all of my life
spriteless
No it didn’t!
Train Moblin
YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT DENIAL SOLVES NOTHING AND I AM A DECENT HUMAN
Needfuldoer
Denial is Walky’s math tutor.
inqntrol
“Still much better than Jason as tutor.”
Deanatay
Dam that river in Egypt!
No Name
Quick! somebody find a swan!
Clif
If you can hum a few bars then I’ll fake it.
Foxhack
Sure, Pudding Lady, give her even more reasons to try to commit suicide.
I BET THOSE SNACKS ARE ALL HEALTHY, TOO! NO SUGAR!
brasca1
Those reasons are going to accumulate no matter what. Hence the removal of shoe laces.
Fart Captor
One day, Joyce’s gloves will be avenged.
Fart Captor
What the? This is not what I meant to reply to. -_-
Clif
Random Internet wins again.
Orion Fury
Just another raisin as to why she needs to get out of there.
Needfuldoer
Chloe’s at least trying to be supportive for Ruth, it’s not like she doesn’t carrot all about her problems.
Deanatay
Ruth needs to get better, and make it snap pea!
Clif
Ruth and Chloe are a real pear.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Ruth and Chloe, sitting in a tree…
Orion Fury
What’s wrong with pears?
wheelpath
Tonight/ yesterday’s a real shit show.
Debate and Ruth getting fired, what madness
Fart Captor
I really hope she never turns on election coverage. She doesn’t need to see that right now
Orion Fury
Sometimes I fell like yelling out “Take me with you, Poochie!”
Tenchan
Nooooooooooooo!!! Don’t fire Ruth! Please, Ms. Bishara, I beg of you!
Bicycle Bill
I’m not really proud to admit it, but when I worked for a university I showed up to work drunk as a hoot owl one night. I ended up in a facility quite similar to where Ruth is now. After a couple of days in there my supervisor(s) came to see me and told me that so long as I willingly went through assessment and the more-than-likely-to-be-recommended 30-day inpatient de-tox treatment, my insurance would cover it and I would still have a job to come back to when it was over.
I would not be the least bit surprised if Chloe was there to have a similar discussion with Ruth.
LWS
Was that a while ago? Nowadays getting insurance to cover an extended inpatient detox program isn’t easy (although the actual medical detox is only 4-5 days and then becomes intensive inpatient psych after that).
Bicycle Bill
1989-1990. And since I was actually a state employee I had what was considered, even back then, a better-than-most insurance package.
qman
I’m guessing you didn’t have a sexual relationship with a subordinate, though. That’s a big deal all on its own, pretty much insta-fired bar some serious corruption.
Plasma Mongoose
Fired from a cannon no less.
Lipke the Articulate
Better than fired from a canon.
Orion Fury
What about fined from a cannon?
Deanatay
Into crack-ship space?
Clif
Are crack-ships a thing now?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Crack-ships have always been a thing ever since Eve & the Serpent, Cain & his wife, etc.
Stephen R. Bierce
*plays “Leather & Lace” on the hacked Muzak*
Derek
Chloe is such a nice boss honestly
miados
yeah sweet as pudding. or at least not to tangy.
Woobie
sweet like glurge.
Really, expected bad news is bad enough, but anticipating expected bad news just extends the stress (I had to wait three weeks for a cancer diagnosis because that was the next appointment slot. Stop wasting time and tell me; I was on the fucking phone wiht you when you knew!!!)
Clif
Yes, but you might have been standing up.
Deanatay
Chloe is the zebra pudding!
maxyai
She’s as sweet as Slurm Cola. You must drink Slurm Cola! Hypno-Toad commands it!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
In panel 2, Ruth is sprouting extra arms! She is the Spider Queen!
tim gueguen
Spider Ruth, Spider Ruth.
She wants your femurs and not your tooth.
Orion Fury
I was going to continue it, but all I was getting were flanderization of alcohol and suicide, so I decided against it.
achallenger
i know that feel ruth. just remember what my gff said to help get thru this. maybe the real laces are the friends we made along the way.
Shiro
Argh, I want this to end happily, but honestly Ruth should not be in a position of power with how she treats her charges. I wonder if there’s another job she can do with similar benefits but less…people-oriented?
Taigan
“Fire me so I can have conflict-free sex with my girlfriend!”
…is probably NOT what Ruth is thinking.
Reltzik