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Knew It
Posted on March 20, 2012 by David M Willis

133 thoughts on “Knew It”

  1. Leorale

    Yeah, that is pretty damning!

    1. AngryBamboo

      VINDICATION!!! or not.

      1. nekobawt

        window-cation, you mean.

        1. Rognik

          Defenestration? Except voluntary instead of being thrown out.

        2. Nee Hou

          If I may borrow:
          Amizi-Girl, in her consternation, Demonstrates defenestration,
          And runs and runs and runs and runs away
          (apologies and kudos to Mr. Watterson)

    2. Matt of Steel

      Yes Billie … only one person in the world could ever use the window to get in a room.

      If she doesn’t make it as a journalist she could always become a private investigator. Sherlock Billie.

      1. Boingy

        To be fair, there is only one person that, to her knowledge, has both the ability and the motive to be entering her room through the window in the middle of the night.

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    OH NOES, Billie found out that Amazi-Girl is a vampire.

    1. Izzy

      Not a vampire. Unfortunately, vampaneze

      1. Michael

        How does a car, no matter how ultra, become a vampire?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          You never heard of the Batmobile?

        2. wererat

          oh we all know that poser’s just an emo kid.

        3. Nee Hou

          “How does a car, no matter how ultra, become a vampire?”
          Or a Jet.

      2. coobee

        I read that as Vampanzee

        Now picturing vampiric chimps

        1. Kernanator

          Not gonna lie. I did too.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          So did I.

        3. Harrowed

          As did I!

        4. Izzy

          Do any of you get the reference at least? Cirque du Freak

        5. Justin

          Didn’t they make a shitty movie out of that? Starring Luke Wilson, Demi Moore, and Matthew McConaughey?

        6. MM

          Gee, thanks, it’s not like I needed to sleep tonight. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be under my bed gibbering in terror.

        7. Ancestral Hamster

          AH HA! You’re a gibbon!

        8. Just for kix

          I can watch a movie with vampiric chimps

        9. Justin

          Wasn’t that the premise of Outbreak?

          I’ll be completely honest here…I don’t watch many movies.

        10. LWS3

          For some reason that made me think of the old Tarzan movies with his trusty vampiric chimp sidekick Cheetah: “Me Tarzan, you …… AAARRRGGGHH!!!”

      3. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

        Is that similar to a gorillacula?

    2. greenday61892

      Well she sure as hell ain’t a grampire.

      1. moonracer

        Or a Glampire.

  3. Wonder Wig

    SOLAR FLARE!!!

    1. Kernanator

      SOLARBEAM!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Billie used FLASH
        Amazi-Girl flinched

        1. Stephen Bierce

          COL. HENRY BLAKE: All right Trapper!–Don’t think I don’t know what you think I don’t know! (–M*A*S*H the TV series, of course)

        2. Stephen Bierce

          OOPS. Replied to the wrong thread. I don’t like this interfaaaaaaaaace much.

        3. Justin

          Trapper was my least favorite character.

          My favorite was Spearchucker, from the movie.

        4. moonracer

          Trapper was great, way better than Hunnicutt. And the movie was sad, everything went downhill when Alda started directing and everything got all sappy. Still good just not as good.

        5. thomas0comer

          C-c-c-combo breaker!

    2. Jetstream

      Taiyōken…!…?

  4. Mkvenner

    Nope still wrong.

  5. Ridureyu

    Billie, Billie, Billie, haven’t you learned anything? In order to learn a super hero’s real identity, you have to shoot her. Which should only knock her out, because super heroes are weird like that.

  6. toddtr

    Ha, she went out the window.

    1. CWR

      Maybe she was delivered Ceasarian section?

  7. Creatorx2

    Sal’s double-life is falling apart!

  8. mechaqua

    So Amazi-Girl is a Black Lattern eh… well were all doomed.

    1. Alex Stritar

      No way, her outfit isn’t dark enoough. Plus, the lantern symble isn’t infused with her logo. XD

      1. mechaqua

        Eh true, although it would be a better explanation on why Amazi-Girl is weak against light.

        Beacuse at this point Amazi-girl can essentially be taken out by a mag-light

  9. MR C

    so….it’s come to this….

    1. Izzy

      Please e-mail my dad a shark

      1. StClair

        Instead of shark e-mail contained bobcat.

        1. Fred

          Would not buy again.

    2. Steven

      xkcd is not funny.

      1. NotShane

        Hey, my first comment.
        #%@# you.

      2. AJBulldis

        xkcd is sometimes funny.

        1. Natalie

          XKCD is almost always funny and frequently touching and/or hilarious. And to answer your question I studied English in college and dropped out of my chemistry class. However I did marry a wonderfully brainy computer guy 🙂

  10. jareds

    Even in this universe, Sal has a thing for Danny. Dude’s a stud.

    1. Aydr

      …you mean like… she always did? Her first love?

  11. Khantalas

    Sal hasn’t trademarked window escapes, Billie. This doesn’t prove anything.

    1. Henry

      IT’S BATMAN!

      1. NightEmerald

        Somehow you screaming Batman and AppleJack screaming and pointing makes that comment better.

    2. MM

      Okay, quick, somebody create a trademark application on Sal’s behalf.

  12. JA

    YOU SAW NOTHING!

    1. Kernanator

      YOU KNOW NOTHING!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        HOGAAAAN! *shakes fist*

  13. Kernanator

    She’s gonna look at the bed, and see Sal asleep. Calling it now.

    1. Izzy

      She’s gonna look in the bed and see Joyce asleep. Calling it later

      1. wererat

        she’s gonna look in the bed and find them both asleep.
        …i’m not calling that.

        1. bargamer

          You might not call it, but I’ll ship it. 😀

        2. lightsabermario

          She’s gonna look at the bed, and see Mike and your mom. With his penis. For a nickel.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      She’s gonna look at the bed and realise that she is in the wrong damn room.

      1. Kernanator

        Dina! You were there?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          She is ALWAY there.

        2. Izzy

          Always where? If you said behind the door, you win!

        3. Kernanator

          Not exactly what I was expecting, but close enough!

      2. Usayasha

        She’s going to look in her bed, and see herself sleeping.
        Dun-dun-DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        1. ryan

          she’s going to look in her bed, and see that she was on earth this whole time!

    3. CWR

      She’s going to look under the bed and see Ryan sleeping with the fishes. Calling for backup.

  14. Jimmy

    So it WAS Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. With a candlestick!

    1. iSaidCandleja-

      Why is it always the candlestick?

      1. Usayasha

        Because the revolver is too easy, and the lead pipe sounds too sexual.
        No one wants to get involved with Colonel Mustard’s lead pipe.

        Mr. Green, on the other hand…

        1. Zababcd

          I didn’t even know that Ms Scarlett had a lead pipe.

        2. OhHayMike

          It’s more like a titanium tube, if you know what I mean…

      2. Kernanator

        Colonel Mustard has candle dysfunction.

        Don’t laugh, lots of men get it at his age.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          That’s what happens when you burn it at both ends.

        2. Wack'd

          We can wait half an hour and try again…or…

          *beat*

          *knocks out Kernanator*

      3. Izzy

        Because of it was candlejack you’d have worry about the body being-

  15. Kernanator

    As an aside, I’ve got finals week, and a bunch of stuff to do, so don’t be too surprised if I don’t comment much, or at all, this week.

    1. Roborat

      But. . .but . . . now what am I going to do? You are the only reason I follow the comments.

  16. Philippe G.

    So what was Billie doing outside her room in the middle the night?
    …more journalism, if you know what I mean?

  17. Ridureyu

    FRIDGE MOMENT:

    Wait, Billie had the tape recorder running… uh, the whole time? What was she gonna do, play back Danny’s O-sounds on a loudspeaker?

    1. Kernanator

      That would make an awesome college prank.

    2. TemplarKnight

      I don’t know about you, but unless it’s going to burn the house down, or invites an unwanted observer, I don’t take a single moment away from sexy time to turn things off.

  18. historyman68

    I love Billie’s Lois Lane expression in the last panel.

  19. mechaqua

    The dorm room lights are pretty damn bright. Maybe they should consider switching to fluorescent lighting or a lower wattage.

  20. MichaelHaneline

    Well this proves it. Clearly we can all see now that Sal IS Amazigirl

  21. Aizat

    This the first time I said this but “Called it!”

  22. Brendan

    Seriously, Billie?

    To quote the great Sara Kim, “Will you just! Kiss her! Already?!”

  23. MGTen

    Billie publishes an expose on the identity of Amazi-Girl aka Sal.

    Unfortunately, she looks like a fool when Dorothy reveals Amazi-Girl is actually Amber.

    Bitter and drunk. Billie stumbles into a church where Amazi-Girl is attempting to fight off an evil parasitic black Amazi-Girl outfit.

    The suit bonds with Billie, feeding on her hate and rage and turning her into one of Amazi-Girl’s worst enemies.

    1. CWR

      As opposed to currently, where Billie is her own worst enemy…

  24. RandomNameGen

    Is.. Billie blushing? Or is that makeup. I wonder where she was in the middle of the freaking night too.. did she just come back from Joe’s?

    1. Wack'd

      She’s got post-Reagan rosy-cheek syndrome.

      Old-school SP! fans know what I’m talking about.

      1. Bekah

        I’m not “old-school” by any means, but having binged through the SP! archive, even I know what you’re talking about.

    2. ryan

      hello, let me introduce you to billie. she’s drunk all the time.

      also, everyone in DoA has rosy cheeks.

      1. Historyman68

        I prefer the explanation that she’s part-Reagan.

  25. TheMagicalFish

    And then it turned out Amber wasn’t actually Amazi-Girl.

    1. Maycroft

      Cuz everybody knows Faz is amazi-girl

    2. GenericScreenName101

      Where things turn akward when it is revieled that it was Dina who was Amazi-girl all along

  26. Locke

    Please tell me Billie becomes Amazi-Girl’s arch-rival and supervillain.

    1. fellixe

      Yes, this pleases me. She could make a dark version of her cheerleader outfit and be The Demotivator!

      1. Historyman68

        😀

  27. Uniqueantique

    I’d still like to know how the two of them get out that window? Ever tried to wiggle thru one of those slot opening types, let alone ‘disappear’ thru one at the speed of light?

  28. Bekah

    And then Billie woke up and couldn’t understand why she was in the bushes under her dorm room window wearing an Amazi-Girl costume.

    “I’m never drinking bourbon again,” she said, then chugged back on her bottle of Jim Beam.

  29. Sporkaganza

    I’m impressed how dramatic and impactful this looks even within the four-panel layout. This is good visual… comic… stuff! Good job, Willis.

    1. Historyman68

      Agreed! Very B:TAS.

  30. Wack'd

    I would just love it if Sal walked in through the door behind her and asks what’s up, reducing Billie to a gibbering mess.

    1. begbert2

      Sal…walking in through a door? Obviously an impostor.

  31. Aizat

    Again, I got a lot of Batman vibes in this strip.

  32. ryan

    panel 1 is my favorite panel of all the panels willis has paneled drawn.

    panel.

  33. Zuche

    I Bat you all Wonder why Billie would refer to Amazi-Girl as Supergirl.

    1. Izzy

      Much better, I think

  34. Packy

    I’m betting Sal’s asleep in the top bunk and is going to wake up and demand to know what all the noise is about.

  35. begbert2

    The light! It burns! Hssssssssss!

  36. Dr.Z

    What comics have taught me:

    Breaking and entering is OK if you are a costumed vigilante. It is not creepy and/or wrong.

    🙂

  37. Somebody

    Oh come on, it’s obviously Amber.

    1. Mr. Morningstar

      No its not. Amber wears glasses. I think it might be Joe.

  38. MGTen

    Gotta be Dorothy. They look exactly alike!

  39. coobee

    I love you Billie. Never change, okay?

  40. Beachfox

    I’m waiting for Sal and Amazigirl to run into each other while trying to get into/out of the same window and getting into a super-hero etiquette argument.

  41. Static Air

    Wow, Billie, that’s not bad guessing. You’re only off by a letter.

    1. Historyman68

      That “Ha” below was supposed to go here.

  42. ComicGeek11

    Cue Lex Luther shouting “WROOONG!” …again

  43. Historyman68

    Ha

  44. Random New Commenter

    Bahahaha.

  45. Historyman68

    Heh. Ha. Hahahahahaha

  46. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    Nah, if Sal were Amazi-Girl, she’d totally have a cleavage window

  47. Nezumi

    You can literally see she doesn’t even vaguely resemble Sal, isn’t even the right race or skin tone, and you still think she’s Sal. I… Billie, I worry about you.

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