Did you know, if you say Pumpkin Spice Latte three times in a mirror, a white woman in yoga pants will appear and tell you everything she loves about fall.
(not mine but I don’t know who coined it)
Dibullba
Wingardium Leviosa….. I believe that is what we are doing >.>
“Beautifro” is a registered trademark & copyrighted ‘super hero’ of the Johnson Products Company & George Ellis Johnson, Sr.
“Beautifro” is the super hero dat kicks yo’ black ass right outta dem dreads & makes you use Afro Sheen (under threat of laser eyeballs from her super powers) until you wise-up and see the difference fo yo’ own damn self!
She plays a mean upright bass too, in her spare time & they gave her a Grammy just so she wouldn’t laser-eye the theater!!
And don’t even THINK about asking her about her colors without leotards and a cape – “ ‘cause she will fill your lungs with Afro Sheen just for her own entertainment!”
She was sad when she couldn’t get any attention from her parents before (dressed as a school girl).
Dad only asked if she decided to go with the ‘fro again, then it was all (David) Walky.
She wasn’t acting as herself when she tried to get their love, she dressed as the Catholic Schoolgirl they sent her to be after she robbed the convenience stores.
She isn’t sad now, she is seeing herself as she normally is.
383 thoughts on “Straighten”
otusasio451
I sense feelings coming.
David Herbert
Where’s Mrs Warner when you need her?
Doctor_Who
Behind the door, waiting to pounce-and-hug.
It’s beginning to creep Dina out. She still hasn’t been able to shake Faz, so he’s back there as well.
Tunaro
I think she’s trying to get Sarah again
He'Stan
It just occurred to me, my doctor’s name is Warner. She is also a very nice lady with brown hair.
She is real!
Yotomoe
Coming? They have ARRIVED.
OH_NO_YOU_DI'ENT!
It’s 2013, the word is “Feels”.
– Ethan
Aizat
Well, whatever it is…I can’t stop feeling it.
Plasma Mongoose
To me, I will only use feels in sentences similar to these:
“Cat’s tongues sure feels funny”.
“This feels wrong somehow”
GrrArg42
I can feels my banjo in my teeth!
Weeeeeeeird…
GrrArg42
I think it’s the E-flat…
Shem
I like eels
Except at meals
And the way they feels.
Roborat
I have eels in my hovercraft.
tahrey
Please send a concierge, there is a frog in my bidet.
tahrey
* Cat’s tongues sure FEEL funny.
Ahem.
Traivs
^This is creepy because it implies a single cat has multiple tongues.
Drunken Nordmann
“Whatever it is, I like it.”
– Batman
tahrey
I sense multiple feels. However, not all of them have arrived yet. Their shape is enigmatic.
Roborat
I thought she was worried about the bill she is about to get for working on all that hair.
Eric Honaker
Coming? They’re here.
Wonder Wig
BLOODY MARRY. BLOODY MARRY. BLOODY MARRY
Ghostforge
And when she gets back to the dorm the communal TV is found to be possessed, subsequently everyone dies and the campus becomes known as Silent Hill
mechaqua
Mary would only make things worse.
Switch
Mustakrakish
Mustakrakish
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN
Aizat
CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN!
Bilfred
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
brionl
Ohwa Taygoo Siam
Aizat
Klatoo Barada Weenum.
Buckybone
IA! IA! CTHULU FTAGHN!
Jay Eff
Kltpzyxm!
tahrey
Ba weep grahnah weep ni-ni-bon.
Jenny Creed
At least no one said Candlej
Aizat
What a nice guy, that CJ fellow, posted the comment after abducting Jenny Creed.
Charlie Spencer
Ooga-chaka ooga ooga!
Kiggy
Number nine
Number nine
Number nine
Kitschensyngk
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!
Leorale
Did you know, if you say Pumpkin Spice Latte three times in a mirror, a white woman in yoga pants will appear and tell you everything she loves about fall.
(not mine but I don’t know who coined it)
Dibullba
Wingardium Leviosa….. I believe that is what we are doing >.>
tahrey
Lete Latobarita Urus, Aliaros Bal Netoreel
Zach
BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBeetlejuics! I sent him away.
tahrey
BLOODY TRIAL SEPARATION, BLOODY DIVORCE, BLOODY ALIMONY, BLOODY BIGAMY SUIT
Kerin
Gah. Where’s that gorgeous fro I fell in love with? You’re not the woman I fanfic-married!
Yotomoe
She used to be so Beautifro.
Splash of Brown
*groans and applauds*
Ivan
“Beautifro” is a registered trademark & copyrighted ‘super hero’ of the Johnson Products Company & George Ellis Johnson, Sr.
“Beautifro” is the super hero dat kicks yo’ black ass right outta dem dreads & makes you use Afro Sheen (under threat of laser eyeballs from her super powers) until you wise-up and see the difference fo yo’ own damn self!
She plays a mean upright bass too, in her spare time & they gave her a Grammy just so she wouldn’t laser-eye the theater!!
And don’t even THINK about asking her about her colors without leotards and a cape – “ ‘cause she will fill your lungs with Afro Sheen just for her own entertainment!”
http://bit.ly/1fFT45k
Kerin
Yaw beautifro. Yaw beautifro.
Yaw beautifro, iiiiit’s true.
Plasma Mongoose
@Ivan: My neighbour upstairs has hair pretty much like that depicted in your link but she’s Italian not African.
Leorale
In my family, it’s called a Jewfro.
Plasma Mongoose
Were you in the’fros of passion when you wrote that fanfic?
Batman
I’m Batman. And fanfics make me want to ‘fro up.
. . .
I’m Batman.
Icalasari
No, Sal, don’t be sad. D:
Jen Aside
Sad? I just see kinda thoughtful.
[yay the mass effect of a few stray pixels]
kgy121
I see flexing arms in her eyes; she’s obviously pumped up about the new do.
Drakey
And now I can’t un-see that. Thanks.
AgentKeen
Give Sall all the hugs.
I mean, she’ll kick my butt for it, but I can live with that.
Keroshino
Right now…Sal deserves “All” the hugs!
tahrey
Sall the hugs?
Ourorboros
She was sad when she couldn’t get any attention from her parents before (dressed as a school girl).
Dad only asked if she decided to go with the ‘fro again, then it was all (David) Walky.
She wasn’t acting as herself when she tried to get their love, she dressed as the Catholic Schoolgirl they sent her to be after she robbed the convenience stores.
She isn’t sad now, she is seeing herself as she normally is.
scordo
she only straightens her hair to please her dad.
Mr. Random
I actually like her better with straight hair, but awww. Sad.
Luke
Sal’s having a bit of remorse, I see.
Yotomoe
I would. Her hair kicked ASS curly.
Doctor_Who
All she needs is another F from Jason. This could be a regular thing.
Aizat
Or a D is fine too.
Luke
I see what you did there. It was terrible.
Aizat
I was talking about the grade. What do you think I was talking about?
Zach
He could even give her a C. Everyone finds C’s tolerable.
Luke
The D. Y’know… The one desired by those of the female persuasion? Said D is usually in my possession.
Aizat
Oh, THAT D.
Doctor_Who
Usually? Do you lend it out, or just occasionally misplace it?
Mindset
Sometimes it goes missing. This happens all the time. It’s detachable.
Luke
I’ve been known to–as they say–‘give it’ to any fine young lady that my desire such a D as mine.
Roborat
You have large breasticals and you give them to women? I am confused.
TPman