Yeah, but she’s so repressed, I bet she never looks down in the shower.
Carriethedragon
I did once have a friend tell me that she didn’t know what her own butt felt like. And she acted like it was weird that anyone would know that information.
GhostWriterL
That would imply she doesn’t perform basic hygiene upon herself, and possibly requires someone else (parent) to do it for her, no?
If you’re doing the basics needed to clean that area after defecating, you’re going to know what your butt ‘feels’ like. If you don’t, then that’s disgusting.
sjmcc13
You might not wipe if you have a bidet…
Still should though.
Carriethedragon
What you are talking about and what she was talking about aren’t really the same.
Palamdrone
So, you’re referring to the butt’s…emotional state? That kind of feels???
Marisa Mockery
Oh god Willis please please please draw Joyce’s face when she reads Dina’s attempts at sexting
Dana
Between Dina’s naivety and Joyce’s, I’m not sure the sexual intent would come through.
Palamdrone
And her obsession with dinosaurs. Most of her foreplay would be describing the ideal location and materials for building a nest.
kkiten
Becky’s house actually might have cash, and they can buy her a phone. They are going to break into it remember.
GhostWriterL
Ross does seem like a Doomsday prepper type… He probably has a few grand stuffed in a mattress, or in the excavated hole in his backyard for the survival bunker he was probably working on and was planning on enslaving Becky into working on to “cure her of unholiness”.
But, he also probably boobytraps his property to prevent “DEM HEATHEN GUBMENTS” from sneaking in and taking it.
That…could very well be a problem. Although probably only because of her height. She’s only about…I’m going to go out on a limb and guess 5 ft 2, also known as around 1.55 meters for those who use the metric system (why dear good do we still use US standard here in the US? Metric is so much easier).
Needfuldoer
They tried to convert the US to Metric in the late ’70s, but I guess US customary units had too much momentum, the public was apathetic, and Congress stopped funding the effort in the early ’80s.
Let’s mock a universal standard of measure, because obviously our system based off grain and body parts is so much better. How many rods to the hogshead does your car get?
If the metric system was really so much easier to use, America would have gone with it merely out of the path of least resistance. 😉
Emily
There are so many things the US has refused to go with that are objectively easier and better in the long run. People are lazy but even more than that they are scared of change.
Everyone already knew how to use customary units (sort of), and Metric is easier to use on its own, but nobody wanted to learn how to convert between the two.
Inertia’s a hell of a drug.
sjmcc13
This. Every argument I have heard on some message board from an american about not changing to metric basically boils down to they already know one system and do not want to have to learn another.
I have seen some pretty stupid arguments trying to prove the system used in the US is superior, especially any time temperature comes up, as those generally require you to not understand that both systems are not integer based (though often used as such) or do not understand how humidity affects how we feel the air temperature (go from a arid to a humid climate in the winter and you will understand pretty quickly).
Airyu
Yes for all everything except temperature. Fahrenheit is based directly on us humans. As the saying goes: with Fahrenheit, you’re really cold at 0°F and really hot at 100°F; with Celsius, you’re cold at 0°C and dead at 100°C. No one can relate to Kelvin. Outside of extreme climate regions, temperatures range from -10°F to 110°F (120 degree range) at the most. In Celsius that would be -23.3°C to 43.3°C, (60 degree range). Fahrenheit will give you twice the precision of Celsius without even having to use decimals, which allows you to better relate to the air temperature.
thejeff
Distances seem better suited to our scale as well, at least to me. Maybe if anyone used decimeters? But feet tend to be more useful than meters and inches than centimeters.
AlexGR
The metric system is, on it’s own, easier to use. However, people who already use a different system would need to relearn how to measure, and relearning something is infinitely harder than learning something.
hof1991
Metric made / makes business and economic sense. Cars and such end up metric due to the world economy. What killed metric in the US was more culture wars than inertia. There was an active and well orchestraed campaign against it. Like most culture wars, it was a losing battle and metric ended up winning in a lot of uses.
223 thoughts on “LDR”
Ana Chronistic
*gets up*
*walks outside*
*jumps into ocean*
*a splodes ocean*
*melts ashes of ocean*
SmilingNid
Is that what happens to joyce after Dina tries sexting.
Inkblot
…slipshine?
3-I
I’d read it. I’d read the hell out of it.
Tabitha Desanto
Eh maybe Joyce will buy Becky a phone so she wont have to see that again.
Vinny
Thanks to evangelical sex-ed, Joyce may be unfamiliar with female private parts. So Dina’s sexting pix may just be confusing.
Inkblot
Joyce has her own, presumably.
No Name
Yeah, but she’s so repressed, I bet she never looks down in the shower.
Carriethedragon
I did once have a friend tell me that she didn’t know what her own butt felt like. And she acted like it was weird that anyone would know that information.
GhostWriterL
That would imply she doesn’t perform basic hygiene upon herself, and possibly requires someone else (parent) to do it for her, no?
If you’re doing the basics needed to clean that area after defecating, you’re going to know what your butt ‘feels’ like. If you don’t, then that’s disgusting.
sjmcc13
You might not wipe if you have a bidet…
Still should though.
Carriethedragon
What you are talking about and what she was talking about aren’t really the same.
Palamdrone
So, you’re referring to the butt’s…emotional state? That kind of feels???
Marisa Mockery
Oh god Willis please please please draw Joyce’s face when she reads Dina’s attempts at sexting
Dana
Between Dina’s naivety and Joyce’s, I’m not sure the sexual intent would come through.
Palamdrone
And her obsession with dinosaurs. Most of her foreplay would be describing the ideal location and materials for building a nest.
kkiten
Becky’s house actually might have cash, and they can buy her a phone. They are going to break into it remember.
GhostWriterL
Ross does seem like a Doomsday prepper type… He probably has a few grand stuffed in a mattress, or in the excavated hole in his backyard for the survival bunker he was probably working on and was planning on enslaving Becky into working on to “cure her of unholiness”.
But, he also probably boobytraps his property to prevent “DEM HEATHEN GUBMENTS” from sneaking in and taking it.
Bagge
…do I really want to know what website links and emoys Joyce will send in replay?
Mr k
Nothing. She’ll be dead.
Mr. Random
Is it Sarah? I’m guessing Sarah.
gkheyf
congrats, have a cookie-cake internet
Zababcd
Is it Ruth? It… no, wait. No.
Doctor_Who
Ruth now has cookies to keep her company.
They are very happy together.
inqntrol
That until she gets hungry.
Jess
You know, you might be onto something there…
WolfLann
Mary! She likes to be alone.
cesium133
“I put on my dinosaur costume and wizard hat.”
“Take off the wizard hat.”
gkheyf
slowly…
Kingmabel
and describe the dino costume in more detail…
Bagge
There are horns… and frills…
Baronbrian
And feathers.
m-m
“You can leave your hat on…”
Opus the Poet
Certainly…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrRhkY9CIz8
gkheyf
written by a guy named randy, sung by cocker. a great song all around
Felix
fan of bloodninja? man bash.org offers some great laughs!
http://bash.org/?104383
das-g
Well, his “lightning shield” does “inflict DOA attack”. (Whatever that is.)
Tabitha Desanto
Darn it Sarah if only you didn’t say anything some people would of been very happy.
Icalasari
The Alt text… I choose to believe that has canonically happened
Wheelpath
Willis, we need this!
Arian
That would require Becky to be wearing nothing and to say “Nothing, hot stuff,” and I don’t think either would be her style at this point.
Kamino Neko
You’re allowed to confabulate while sexting.
John
Becky’s relaying through Joyce. So it goes something like this:
*ding*
JOYCE: Dina wants to know what you’re wearing. (Or maybe what I’m wearing but I’m choosing to assume this was meant for you.)
BECKY: Tell her, “Nothing, hot stuff.”
JOYCE: Um, okay, uh, sent… WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
BECKY (pulling her shirt off): Well, dang, I can’t lie to my girlfriend. That’s a sin!
JOYCE: So is… whatever this is! This is a public street! Put your clothes back on! You’ll get pneumonia!
*ding*
JOYCE: Dina says put your clothes back on, you’ll get pneumonia!
BECKY: No she doesn’t, let me see… That says “hypothermia”.
Bagge
+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Mr. Mendo
I think Sarah forgot Dina wasn’t twelve, again. 😉
Mr k
I hope nobody thinks that Becky is a pedophile when they go out in public.
Rukduk
That…could very well be a problem. Although probably only because of her height. She’s only about…I’m going to go out on a limb and guess 5 ft 2, also known as around 1.55 meters for those who use the metric system (why dear good do we still use US standard here in the US? Metric is so much easier).
Needfuldoer
They tried to convert the US to Metric in the late ’70s, but I guess US customary units had too much momentum, the public was apathetic, and Congress stopped funding the effort in the early ’80s.
Let’s mock a universal standard of measure, because obviously our system based off grain and body parts is so much better. How many rods to the hogshead does your car get?
Mr. Mendo
If the metric system was really so much easier to use, America would have gone with it merely out of the path of least resistance. 😉
Emily
There are so many things the US has refused to go with that are objectively easier and better in the long run. People are lazy but even more than that they are scared of change.
Mr. Mendo
Yeah, and understanding quantum physics might make a rose look more beautiful, but most people are content to leave well-enough alone! 😉 LOL
darkoneko
Scared of change ?
It is more like “why should WE adapt to the rest of the world ? We are the greatest”
Clif
Sounds legit to me.
Needfuldoer
Everyone already knew how to use customary units (sort of), and Metric is easier to use on its own, but nobody wanted to learn how to convert between the two.
Inertia’s a hell of a drug.
sjmcc13
This. Every argument I have heard on some message board from an american about not changing to metric basically boils down to they already know one system and do not want to have to learn another.
I have seen some pretty stupid arguments trying to prove the system used in the US is superior, especially any time temperature comes up, as those generally require you to not understand that both systems are not integer based (though often used as such) or do not understand how humidity affects how we feel the air temperature (go from a arid to a humid climate in the winter and you will understand pretty quickly).
Airyu
Yes for all everything except temperature. Fahrenheit is based directly on us humans. As the saying goes: with Fahrenheit, you’re really cold at 0°F and really hot at 100°F; with Celsius, you’re cold at 0°C and dead at 100°C. No one can relate to Kelvin. Outside of extreme climate regions, temperatures range from -10°F to 110°F (120 degree range) at the most. In Celsius that would be -23.3°C to 43.3°C, (60 degree range). Fahrenheit will give you twice the precision of Celsius without even having to use decimals, which allows you to better relate to the air temperature.
thejeff
Distances seem better suited to our scale as well, at least to me. Maybe if anyone used decimeters? But feet tend to be more useful than meters and inches than centimeters.
AlexGR
The metric system is, on it’s own, easier to use. However, people who already use a different system would need to relearn how to measure, and relearning something is infinitely harder than learning something.
hof1991
Metric made / makes business and economic sense. Cars and such end up metric due to the world economy. What killed metric in the US was more culture wars than inertia. There was an active and well orchestraed campaign against it. Like most culture wars, it was a losing battle and metric ended up winning in a lot of uses.
darkoneko
On the other hand, computer measurement are in inches pretty much worldwide (floppies, hard drives, screens)
Kingmabel
Now the comments is gonna demand the next Slipshine be Dina’s sexting messages. It may just rival puppy Dorothy.
DinaWho
Sexting With Dina would be an awesome title though
Yossarianduck
“Tyrannosaurus Sext”
saltchocolate
This. ^
Crumplepunch
That is not a paleontologically accurate description.
Gigafreak
Could a T-Rex even type on a phone effectively with those little arms? Could it even see the screen?
This is going to keep me up at night. How did they play Candy Crush in prehistory?
AlexDenton
Is that Dina with a Tardis hat? My life is complete XD
DinaWho
Thank you.^^. I’m pretty pleased with how the edit turned out.
cesium133
Just as long as the next Slipshine is not Puppy Dorothy’s sexting messages.
Bagge
ARF, ARF, ARF!!!
quix
Ruff
Mr k