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Posted on March 23, 2011 by David M Willis

111 thoughts on “Share”

  1. Jen Aside

    Aww! He’s sharing!

    1. fezzam

      I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE

  2. arjay2813

    go for it dorothy, start that long, loving, and cute relationship

  3. Tomb

    NOMNOMNOM

    1. Michelle Alford

      Delicious and nutritious.

      1. Mirenheart

        Is now moist and delicious!

        1. 1Samildanach

          .. That gravatar made my brain twist your words.

      2. Zack

        feeded with knowldedge

  4. David Herbert

    … I can’t stop laughing. I hope he keeps this up all week.

  5. Trae Dorn

    Again – cutest thing ever.

  6. Xartarin

    Little do they know that Walky is just using nervousness as a cover for his insatiable hunger for paper. He craves it oh so dearly, but they would never approve if they knew.

    1. Sgt_Hatred

      That’s the galblastedest funniest thing I’ve read all day.

  7. addude

    I never thought I would say this but: Joe should help him here

  8. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

    haha, ohhh boy. Poor Walky. C’mon Walkerton, MAN UP!

  9. Gordon

    So suave.

    1. Wackd

      Please. Like your protagonist is so good with women.

      1. Wackd

        I was worried that’d come across as nastier than I’d like, but the gravatar…makes it worse, actually. Huh.

        1. Malisteen

          Worse. . . or better

      2. tom

        I’m going to assume that “protagonist” is a euphemism for something. And I know that my protagonist is hella good with women.

        1. Lokitsu

          Gordon writes Multiplex, a very cool webcomic. Click on his gravatar for the link.

        2. tom

          Yeah… I figured he was a webcomic author alright. But it’s funnier (in my head, at the very least — and what else is important?) if I view “protagonist” as a euphemism.

  10. Rognik

    It’s high in fiber!

  11. shoeboxjeddy

    I just thought about this for the first time. Walky got through high school without ever having a crush? Or this is just dramatically more… crushy than ever before?

    1. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

      Hmm, he probably had a crush on someone, but not someone on this scale.

    2. gangler

      He’s just socially inept. Others would handle it better, but others are not walky. His panic/nervousness comes from the fact that he simply does not have the tools at his disposal to deal with this situation.

    3. MM

      What makes you think there’s not some poor girl off at another school regaling her new friends with tales of the weird boy who kept offering her paper sandwiches?

  12. Kamino Neko

    Walky knows what the women want!

    1. toddtr

      More fibre in their diets?

    2. gangler

      That paper has written on it the seven words that will make a woman fall in love with you.

      1. LordDan

        There are three things all wise men fear.

        1. Black Bumblebee

          One.. two.. three… nope, sorry, that was eight words.

        2. zuche

          The extra word was thrown in at no extra charge to YOU, the customer.

      2. Cradok

        Wasn’t it fourteen for love, and seven to make someone go without pain?

        1. ArchSchnitz

          Meanwhile, to make someone go WITH pain can range all over the place. My favorite being “so if I were your dad, you’d be an orphan.”

  13. Cha

    Walky – A real ladies man. Hope Joe’s taking tips back there.

    1. Zem

      Sorry Dan, your “perfect wingman” role has just been taken.

  14. The Sound Defense

    I think this is going well.

  15. A. Colunga

    You take the left piece of paper and you stay in Walkyverse, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

    1. zuche

      Even with those eyes, that would sound dirty if Walky were to say it to Dorothy right now.

    2. Pagannerd

      Mike’s seen how deep your Moms’ rabbit-hole goes.

      He said it wasn’t worth the trip.

      1. NF

        Mike has got to say that in a Matrix-referencing SP! at some point. Willis, make this happen!

  16. Makkabee

    Smooth.

    1. Skye

      You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal! Heeee!

  17. photoman86

    Is this walkeyverse completely devoid of Sci-fi influences? Cause I’m thinking she is an alien and having an effect (affect?) on him, to go from fairly well adjusted college student to 5 year old without the aid of alcohol, there is something about Dorothy.

    1. NF

      “fairly well adjusted college student to 5 year old”

      He started out closer to the right side of that continuum than most.

    2. Rex Hondo

      Having dealt with crippling shyness around girls in my younger days, I can say with some authority that this is a fairly mild case.

      1. Joebo

        That’s true, he’s not entirely catatonic.

    3. Doom Shepherd

      Yeah, this is not as bad as I would have been in that same time frame.

  18. NF

    Wow that’s disturbing.

  19. Undrave

    Poor Walky…

    Aww no option for Shaggy in the poll! Then again Shaggy featured prominently in multiple strips already…

    1. EmpressTohru

      Reagan showed up already?

      1. Joebo

        There are no sci-fi overtones in this comic, as such, Reagan died and stayed dead in this universe.

        1. Joebo

          That however doesn’t exclude the possibility of having some random homeless dude who thinks he’s Ronald Reagan.

        2. Mirenheart

          Or a man who looks, sounds, and has nearly the same voice as Reagan. (not that voices have any meaning in a webcomic).

        3. MM

          I vote for a political science professor with a freakish resemblance to his idol.

        4. Doom Shepherd

          For maximum flamage, Willis could make him a hippie.

  20. Kelsey

    Try it. It’s good.

  21. CatSCAN PhD

    Walky,

    I just spit all over my computer screen. This is the first time in over a decade of computer use that I have done that. Congratulations. This comic is amazing. Shortpacked! was top notch tonight as well.

  22. DiDi

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Oh, God! He’s adorable! He ate the paper and offered to share!!!

    LO-EFFING-L!!!!

    1. Vivvav

      LOFL?
      Don’t think I’ve ever seen that one before.
      YOU INVENTED A THING!

      1. Jabberwocky

        Laughing Out the Fuck Loud?

  23. Dahlia

    ^ ^;;; Not my ideal “romantic meal”, Walky…

    LOL!

    1. zuche

      Yeah, he forgot the candles.

      1. Dahlia

        And the romantic music! o:

  24. goatman95111

    Funny as hell… Hope that isn’t recycled paper, though.

    1. gangler

      Is recycled paper less tasty?

      1. zuche

        I’d be more concerned with how it passes.

      2. Lady Ray

        It’s disgusting. The best paper is office passes, and then non-recycled unused white printer paper, but they’re sort of a rarity compared to the also-delicious non-recycled notebook paper. The rest is icky 😛

      3. Lady Ray

        It’s disgusting. The best paper is office passes, and then non-recycled unused white printer paper, but they’re sort of a rarity compared to the also-delicious non-recycled notebook paper. The rest is icky 😛

  25. Joebo

    what?

  26. |Agent

    What I’d be saying?

    “What…what the hell is wrong with you?”

  27. Kitty4777

    glomp is the wrong onomonopia to use (since no one is being tackle/hugged…)

    Otherwise, I LOVE the comic!

    1. Skye

      Not really. Before it was deemed as a term for tackling/hugging people by crazy anime people, it was used as a term to indicate eating something whole. It’s a lot less common than the other one now, but back in the day I saw it a lot.

    2. Mirenheart

      Nom, or maybe Garm would probably work.

  28. DrDVD

    why is there no picture of a chicken on the sheet, followed by a “tastes like chicken” joke?

    also….. did walky do this after seeing an old “chew it over with a twix” commercial?

  29. wynne

    That Walky sure knows how to charm the ladies. We’re behind you all the way, buddy.

  30. Mirenheart

    I must say I’ve never had a reaction like this to a girl I liked. It’s quite amusing.

  31. Cyth

    What’s great for me here is I used to sit next to a kid that did this in high school, though he did it to spite a teacher trying to force him to take notes. Still just as hilarious.

  32. Bekah

    I went to high school with a boy whose method of stress management was exactly the same.

  33. Kurai_Seraphim

    Erm, well you see class, sometimes boys find it easier to ask the “Check yes or no” note if they tear off and eat the “no” portion. They think it increases their odds.

    1. zuche

      Well played, made all the better by avatar selection.

  34. Amber

    Wallis gets sick and comes back awesome! This is hilarious! Walky is so damn cute. <3

    1. Pagannerd

      Puny mortal illness only makes The Willis more powerful.

  35. Björn

    Isn’t it a bit overkill to tag the strip “Roz” just because we can see the tip of her elbow in the background?

    1. begbert2

      We can see the tip of her butt too. This is important.

      (My guess is it’s the principle of the thing: she’s in frame, so she gets a mention.)

    2. G.S.Mercs

      If Willis doesn’t tag her, some fanatic or someone who’s only goal is to point out flaws will start commenting about it, so it’s just easier to lable her and not have to deal with the people. Or he just likes tagging everything. Whichever or.

  36. Slothful

    Look at thlose big ol’ alien eyes. Walky must have just escaped from area 51.

    1. jaredtsf

      Aliens? What there’s no aliens! Where’d you get that idea?

  37. ashleyw

    Nutritious.

  38. DeWeese07

    I laughed out loud in the middle of my class! well done sir!

  39. OmegaDez

    Dorothy =D

  40. OmegaDez

    Dorothy =D

  41. Madness

    All those years with her boyfriend have not prepared her for this.

  42. TemplarKnight

    It was funny when he ate the paper.

    It became GENIUS when he offered her half.

  43. dchorror

    D’aw!

    [Insert witty comment here].

    Honestly, it seems like Joe is looking at Walky with a bit of concern there.

  44. NinjaNick

    Paper? You can write something with it.

    This is so silly. 😛

  45. Gianni

    What’s great here is that you can practically see the way the gears in his head are moving and how his thought process works.

  46. Matt of Steel

    Now he just has to throw up paper whenever he sees her and his transformation into Stan Marsh will be complete

  47. Sporkaganza

    Oh my god, he really is five years old again.

  48. Jaredtsf

    hehehehehe

    1. jaredtsf

      Why does mt gravatar still now work!?

    2. jaredtsf

      sorry to be clogging up space like this, trying to fix it.

  49. jaredtsf

    eh

  50. Anime fan

    I know its an alternative universe, but did walky get abducted anyways?

    1. Locke

      I think he just might BE an alien in this one.

  51. Valkeer1

    Faz shall try this with Amber. Then she will fall madly in love with him & sleep with him. Yes…Faz has a plan…

  52. CookieGirl

    yes. i would indeed enjoy sme paper nto est

  53. Kitt

    He reminds me of Raj from The Big Bang Theory

  54. Kernanator

    You knew it was coming: I GIVE IT TO YOU!

  55. Maycroft

    Mr. sooth strikes again.

  56. newllend

    Wow, walkys loseing his shit

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