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Friend
Posted on December 20, 2012 by David M Willis

82 thoughts on “Friend”

  1. derp

    Oh boy.

    1. Resne

      Oh boys.

      1. GoldStarz

        Oh boy and a girl

        1. Boom

          Sign me up.

        2. Random NPC

          I laughed way too hard at this.

        3. RandomPerson12

          Oh your mom.

        4. Solenoid

          For a nickel.

  2. David Herbert

    Hmm, she’s taking that pretty well. Probably because she’d got her Danny Boy. But I don’t think he realises her pipes are calling.

    1. Aizat

      Don’t you mean his pipes?

      1. Jetstream

        “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to glen, and down the mountainside.”

        1. Jenny Creed

          Wow, I’ve been a fan of that song since the age of Spin City and I only now realized it’s stacked with sexual innuendo. This comic is so educational.

      2. Shade

        Pretty sure the pipes euphemism applies to women primarily.

        1. Aizat

          I thought pipes are for guys and the u-bend is for ladies, apparently I was misinformed.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          It all depends on what kind of hentai you’re into.

        3. Rowen Morland

          What is it when there are eels?

        4. Tualha

          A hovercraft.

        5. GrrArg42

          I see what you did there. 🙂

        6. Arkadi

          What else?

        7. Spazman

          wait, I thought that eels was Cthulu hentai? where does the hovercraft come in?

        8. Storel

          The hovercraft comes in from Monty Python: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao

  3. Joe H

    Ethan, by the time I knew what “hot-and-heavy” meant, holding hands would not meet that criteria. Even the 4th grader in me is laughing at you, Ethan. You know what the 4th grader in me does? He picks on the 2nd grader in me for thinking holding hands is an impressive thing to do with a girl!

    1. Wonder Wig

      Unless… that wasn’t a dream Joyce had.

      1. LuckyStar7

        O.O

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Unless what he is holding is some quality sweater-puppies, it doesn’t count.

      1. Yotomoe

        Sweater puppies will grow into full Coat Hounds.

        1. Jade

          But only if you have the right evolution stone 😛

    3. Daibhid Ceannaideach

      I don’t think Ethan believes holding hands is hot-and-heavy. I think he’s lying.

    4. Volkai

      The 4th grader in you is a jerk.

  4. Aizat

    Well, things are looking up for both of them.

  5. Bri

    Count down to hilarious misunderstanding followed by wacky high jinks.

    1. Yotomoe

      I prefer Low Jinks.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I like jinkies best. 😛

        1. Yotomoe

          Jinkies…Jinkies…is that a breakfast cereal or something?

        2. Yarrr

          It’s what thingy used to say on Scooby Doo.

        3. Michelle J Caboose

          “Jinkies?” Raises eyebrow. “Jinkies?”

        4. Aizat

          It must be a clue.

        5. Roborat

          Quick, go tie up the first person you met.

        6. CWR

          That’s a sentence I never thought I’d read. Or hear.

        7. Chainsol

          Oho! No Bravo reference goes unnoticed!

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    Hot and heavy and Joyce in the same sentence??

    1. Aizat

      I’m going to run this joke right to the ground but here goes: TIER 15!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I’m going to make it even worse for you as I have NO IDEA what this TIER 15 is.

        1. Aizat

          Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMSkwZYnfM

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I at least know where it comes from but the joke still eludes me.

    2. Wonder Wig

      Yeah, like that sentence you just did!

    3. Portmaneau

      Interesting

  7. jrgolden42

    Hmm. Ethan pretending to be straight in two separate universes on the same day… Coincidence? Probably

    1. David

      Yeah. Didn’t even notice until makin’ my update sweeps tonight. Aheh.

      1. Kamino Neko

        I guess that josses my theory that the Ethan in today’s SP! is straight, and it’s that universe’s Amber who’s gay…

        1. Yotomoe

          That and the title of the SP!

        2. Kamino Neko

          Heh. I don’t pay attention to the titles.

        3. Arcelos

          I’m pretty sure Ethan’s gay in any universe you go to

  8. GenericScreenName101

    So the weather at IU is hot and humid… Good to know

    1. Aidenn

      Reminds me of when I was in Germany on an exchange trip. We gave presentations to various English classes at the school. When presenting to a 2nd grade class, we were asked what the weather was like where we were from. The person who answered meant to say “Heiss und schwül” but instead said “Heiss und schwul”. The first means “Hot and muggy” the second means “Hot and gay”

  9. Aizat

    BTW,what are the “It gets better” video?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Just Google’ it gets better lgbt’

    2. Shade

      They are a series of videoes aimed at LGBT teens, the premise is to try and make the transition of coming out and being picked on easier for LGBT teens.

      http://www.itgetsbetter.org/

  10. Aizat

    I hope the cafeteria serves Dalad Jelly.

    1. Michelle J Caboose

      For what it’s worth, at first I read that as “Dalek Jelly.”

      …Aaaaaaaand I just had to add “Dalek” to Firefox’s spellcheck dictionary. I’m surprised to find I’ve apparently never typed it anywhere before… O_o

  11. linkman0596

    oh this wont end well, or by Friday, will it

    1. Portmaneau

      Maybe by next Monday

  12. Yotomoe

    Poor misguided Amber. If she only knew…

    1. Aizat

      She’s just being a friend whose looking out for him.

    2. Jackson

      Something tells me she’s not gonna be happy with Ethan when she finds out. We saw how Sarah reacted to Joyce and Ethan, and Sarah don’t even care.

  13. Kernanator

    Oh god, it wasn’t just a dream, was it?

    1. Aizat

      So, Ethan is really Ryan in disguise? Or worse, Ethan was killed and now Ryan is assuming his identity?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        If Ethan has this sudden urge to consume lots of sugar, pray that the MiB will take him out soon.

        1. Yotomoe

          Ethan was never a person, he was a Ditto.

        2. Aizat

          So, Ethan can play both sides now?

        3. Shade

          Yes but he can only seem to be getting along with someone at best.

  14. Black Drazon

    This was happy-sad, and then immediately disappointed-in-Ethan-sad, followed by disappointed-in-Ethan-hilarious when I got to the title of today’s Shortpacked!.

  15. Zoey

    some of the best laughs I get from the comics as well as the comments.

  16. macbone

    At first, I thought this was alternate universe Shortpacked! Doh!

    (Oh, wait, it is! Or is it?)

  17. Leorale

    The reference to the It Gets Better project totally made my day!

    1. Roborat

      So, this is for after you get turned into a newt?

      1. Michelle J Caboose

        (lifts visor)
        A newt?

      2. GrrArg42

        What if he has a wart?

  18. penguintruth

    Aw, I thought the phrase was “it gets butter”.

    Gained forty pounds for that misunderstanding.

  19. Ghost

    This is going to blow up in Ethan’s face as badly as holding a stick of ACME dynamite….

    1. Ghost

      and sweet zombie jeebus maybe its by twisted brain but the AV shown for my last post seems to be indicating they want to give someone a handjob ><

  20. leadsynth

    Hey, wait. Who runs out of BREAKFAST to meet someone for LUNCH?

  21. newllend

    You know its funny, there both in relationships that are based on lies, its just the irony

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