The Revolution will not be delayed! It’s polite enough to wait while you deal with pressing emotional and legal issues, but should there be any lulls in the conversation, it’s right there in your face.
He waited his turn. They finished. Walky shouldn’t have to apologize for letting woman know of this wonderful thing he can’t wear. He said “live vicariously,” which means through another person’s experience. Walky’s the ultimate humanitarian (since the did vigilante the guy into his place).
Possibly his identical twin sister. A splitting egg could have one half lose the y-chromosome and result in a boy and girl who are otherwise genetically identical. It’s not incest, it’s xxxtreme masturbation.
I somehow pictured xxxtreme masturbation to involve BASE jumping or something like that.
no
Fraternal twins are not “otherwise identical.”
octern
RIght, that’s what isaidcandleja was saying. Sal and Walky are, reasonably, assumed to be fraternal twins. But they could have originated in the same way that identical twins typically do (one fertilized egg splitting into two individuals), if one of the eggs suffered some chromosomal damage that caused it to develop as female instead of male. Sal would be genetically identical to Walky, except for chromosome pair 23. She’d also have Turner Syndrome. There’s zero textual evidence for this, but it’s biologically possible.
iSaidCandleja-
But what if Walky has Klinefelter syndrome, in which case the damage would result in Sal having normalized chromosome pairs while Walky suffers from an increased affinity for pajama jeans.
It makes sense, even if the odds of it happening are only 1 in 10. The odds that I made up that statistic are only 11 in 10.
vlademir1
Using the data on both conditions on wikipedia, it’s more likely one in a hundred million to one in a billion. That assumes that both conditions could coexist in a set of identical twins…
And what will he say to the whoever it is he will face when he does it, hmm? I’m pretty sure the “I’m buying it for my girlfriend” is not going to hold up. Besides, it’s kinda awkward for a guy to buy women’s clothing.
Actually, based on this, he wants his female friends to have comfy pants and live vicariously through them rather than wear the pants himself. Apparently he cannot wear girly pants himself.
No, the tag is in whatever building Galasso didn’t buy to start Shortpacked!
ryan
women’s sizes are all but impossible to understand though. and on top of that, the things may not even fit properly, being made for women and all. but i wouldn’t be surprised if that last point mattered too much to him.
Sal has met hers for now, now it is the other characters who have yet to meet theirs.
vlademir1
the way Joyce is sitting in that chair is inspiring perverse sexual lust… admittedly under the character’s current circumstances that’s creeping me out thus negating the fan service.
110 thoughts on “Disperse”
Michael
It’s good to see that Walky keeps his priorities in order.
Plasma Mongoose
there’s silly old attempted rape and assult and then there are more important things, like revolutionary pants!
Henry
I don’t know what other people think is important, but a good pair of pants can be very hard to find sometimes.
chronicler
A revolution in your pants!
Valil
I have some jeans with a fleece lining inside and I felt the same way Walky did I had to have them they are the best 😛
chronicler
You felt like Walky… In Your Pants!
Vabolo
Better than feeling Walky in your pants.
Jenny Creed
The Revolution will not be delayed! It’s polite enough to wait while you deal with pressing emotional and legal issues, but should there be any lulls in the conversation, it’s right there in your face.
Andrusi
All I want is pants! A revolutionary pair of pants!
Nobody Really
God knows his feelings on Pajama Jeans just like how he knows Joyce’s feelings on Sour Cream and Onion.
Name
He waited his turn. They finished. Walky shouldn’t have to apologize for letting woman know of this wonderful thing he can’t wear. He said “live vicariously,” which means through another person’s experience. Walky’s the ultimate humanitarian (since the did vigilante the guy into his place).
Name
*women, not woman in line 2
arjay2813
that really is the best way to live through someone…
alex
yes, through their pants.
…there’s an innuendo in there that i’m too tired to see, isn’t there…?
Kernanator
There’s ALWAYS an innuendo.
Joraiem
In-your-endo!
…Shut up, I’m sleepy.
wererat2000
SLEEP DEPRIVATION; THE NEMESIS OF INNUENDOS EVERYWHERE!!
AkuMetsu091
Adding length.
Darksied
Ha Ha, Double entendre!!
vermi
wangs.
SlaveBlade
And dames.
David Herbert
At least he’s honest. Maybe he’ll get to see one of them in the pants. And get them out of them. With his penis.
dchorror
One of them is his sister.
a99steaksauce
And?…
iSaidCandleja-
Possibly his identical twin sister. A splitting egg could have one half lose the y-chromosome and result in a boy and girl who are otherwise genetically identical. It’s not incest, it’s xxxtreme masturbation.
vermi
I somehow pictured xxxtreme masturbation to involve BASE jumping or something like that.
no
Fraternal twins are not “otherwise identical.”
octern
RIght, that’s what isaidcandleja was saying. Sal and Walky are, reasonably, assumed to be fraternal twins. But they could have originated in the same way that identical twins typically do (one fertilized egg splitting into two individuals), if one of the eggs suffered some chromosomal damage that caused it to develop as female instead of male. Sal would be genetically identical to Walky, except for chromosome pair 23. She’d also have Turner Syndrome. There’s zero textual evidence for this, but it’s biologically possible.
iSaidCandleja-
But what if Walky has Klinefelter syndrome, in which case the damage would result in Sal having normalized chromosome pairs while Walky suffers from an increased affinity for pajama jeans.
It makes sense, even if the odds of it happening are only 1 in 10. The odds that I made up that statistic are only 11 in 10.
vlademir1
Using the data on both conditions on wikipedia, it’s more likely one in a hundred million to one in a billion. That assumes that both conditions could coexist in a set of identical twins…
dchorror
Before today, I thought Joe was the best avatar for a perverted comment. You have proven me wrong.
Jetstream
Several people on this comments section have already, in the past, referred to that as “wincest.”
Cybersnark
What does this have to do with the Winchesters?
Cassidy
I am very okay with that. Also Deanstiel.
A. Colunga
What kind of man wants to get ladies INTO their jeans?
Walky, that’s who.
Static Air
(Chorus) WALKY!
Walky: The New Shaft.
Kernanator
Can you dig it?
L
That walky is one baaad mutha-
lightsabermario
Shut your FAAAAAAACE!
Xartarin
We’re just talkin’ ’bout Walky!
dchorror
We can dig it.
Plasma Mongoose
Be a man and order the damn jeans yourself.
Aizat
And what will he say to the whoever it is he will face when he does it, hmm? I’m pretty sure the “I’m buying it for my girlfriend” is not going to hold up. Besides, it’s kinda awkward for a guy to buy women’s clothing.
TemplarKnight
Actually, based on this, he wants his female friends to have comfy pants and live vicariously through them rather than wear the pants himself. Apparently he cannot wear girly pants himself.
Plasma Mongoose
He just needs to say that he isn’t ready to go into full drag yet, so he wants to get these pants as a safer alternative.
Laura
Or he could order them over the internet, thus eliminating any face-to-face interaction.
Plasma Mongoose
But where is the drama?
Wackd
It’s over there, in a box.
dchorror
No, the tag is in whatever building Galasso didn’t buy to start Shortpacked!
ryan
women’s sizes are all but impossible to understand though. and on top of that, the things may not even fit properly, being made for women and all. but i wouldn’t be surprised if that last point mattered too much to him.
Doctor_Who
Walky just wants to get into their pants. Even his sister’s.
das-g
Who doesn’t wear any.
Aizat
What’s the word I’m looking for here? Oh right, awkward.
JayStrang
Wait, Sal has been pantsless this entire time?
Laura
Yes. Yes she has.
Oh God, I’m going to answer questions with a Phineas and Ferb reference for the rest of my life, aren’t I?
Digidestined of Trust
Yes, yes you are.
a99steaksauce
No, no im not.
Spazman
aren’t you a little old for a Phineas and Ferb reference?
Drake
No, no we’re not.
captainswift
Say, where’s Perry?
TheBenenator
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Spazman
doo be doo be doo, be doo be doo be doo be–A-GENT P!!!!!!!
a99steaksauce
Actually I have no clue who they are. : lD
Plasma Mongoose
Thus meeting her fanservice quota for this quarter.
wererat2000
Wait, there’s a fanservice quota for this webcomic?
Laura
Every webcomic has a fanservice quota. Shortpacked’s is filled by lesbians, Dumbing of Age’s by Sal’s lack of pants.
Aizat
IIRC, yes but I don’t know what is the quota for this webcomic.
Digidestined of Trust
FAAAAAACES!
dchorror
It hasn’t been met.
Plasma Mongoose
Sal has met hers for now, now it is the other characters who have yet to meet theirs.
vlademir1
the way Joyce is sitting in that chair is inspiring perverse sexual lust… admittedly under the character’s current circumstances that’s creeping me out thus negating the fan service.
iSaidCandleja-
I bet you’d just love to be her shadow right now.
Jamal K.