I remember a country music song, female vocal, maybe the ’90s, about an assignation on a blanket on a balmy evening. She lauded him with a few phrases.
Dorothy probably would correct it to “well” too. If only because she can’t help herself.
cbwroses
Correcting it to “well” would be the push that finally got her to cum.
Yotomoe
That’s why she dated Walky. Whenever he’d make a grammatical error during sex she would cum hard as fuck, correcting him.
Decidedly Orthogonal
I mean… is it coming hard as “fuck” if in fact fucking is what is happening? Can you do a meaningful simile to the thing itself? “That car is like a car.” Would such a contemplation result in her being multi-orgasmic, or would it distract her into losing her focus and the moment evaporating?
Yotomoe
Only if the “as fuck” in the phrase “cumming hard as fuck” is meant to refer to the act of fucking, which I doubt. Like if I said “he’s dumb as fuck” that doesn’t mean he is as stupid as the act of fucking. That would imply sex is inherently dumb. Which I don’t think is the intention. So in this context Fuck does not mean the act of fucking. Which raises the question, what does fuck mean in this context? If it can be used to justify most adjectives (ie. Ugly, hard, short tall,skinny, fat) maybe “fuck” stands for “an extreme” as in “He is dumb to the most extreme sense he could be perceived as dumb. Or in this case “she is cumming to the most extreme extent one is capable of cumming.”
that, tho i wonder if advertisers care about context, because ‘magna cum laude’ is a term after all lol
khn0
There was, in the ancient epoch of before internet, a minitel “dating site” (google what minitel was, I can’t explain without loads and loads of text and mentioning I had to use an emulator of it for college inscription) named 3615cum. It was indeed pronounced latinwise, coom. And not frenchwise, bc you know, not only it means what it means in english, but the first phonem is the word we have for ass. Coincidence?
eh, whatever
Ah, Minitel, the most wrong-headed idea since the Tangut script and competition in science.
She’d never admit that she wants to but she might take advantage of a moment of weakness. Luckily Walky and Lucy’s relationship is going great and Walky isn’t having complicated feelings about Lucy’s strong romantic feelings towards him, tied to his poor self worth issues exacerbated by his relationships with Dorothy and Amber.
Dorothy isn’t garbage enough to try to get with Walky while he’s with Lucy.
Now Amber IS garbage enough and I’m all for it, only because I just rather have them together despite their variety of emotional issues.
Of course, if I’m wrong and she is garbage enough, I would also welcome a 3some with Walky being with both Dorothy and Amber, a pile of garbage if you would.
Yotomoe
I don’t support cheating…but if Amber just jumped Walky’s bones in literally the next page I would root for them.
Also I would root for that threesome. Hell if Lucy’s game I would root for that foursome. But God, that just feels like a lotta people.
Kyrik Michalowski
Foursomes are nice in theory but in practice I’d prefer the standard threesome.
Sajuuk-Khar
When you hit a foursome, as I understand it, you enter the polyamory territory where you have to make charts and shit, and it’s either the most stable iteration or the least, depending on anecdotes.
I’ve done threesomes, and for the FMF kind the M has to be considerate of both women to make sure everybody is happy. There may have been “performance issues” involved, to the disappointment of one of the women. There may have also been “high expectations” that contributed to the performance issues.. There may also have been some “strict definitions” that may have also led to some disappointment.
Rose by Any Other Name
Foursomes are easier because you can always just be two pairs.
Threesomes have the difficulty of a pair leaving someone out.
Kyrik Michalowski
While it isn’t quite the same, a fmf threesome can include all 3. Going down on one of the ladies while the other rides on you is a solution. Even better if the ladies are attracted to each other as they can occupy both ends in theory.
GholaHalleck
I think even Walky has more self respect then that.
Needfuldoer
So you’re saying Dorothy needs to convince Amber to steal Walky back from Lucy, so she can steal him back from Amber?
Clif
There are worse plans even if success is unlikely. Still…She got accepted into Yale after being rejected. Just saying.
Dorothy has in fact turned down multiple opportunities to get back with Walky, and has tried to bolster his relationship with Lucy to make sure that she can’t get back with him in good conscience.
Wait. We were issued Bingo cards? Nobody tells me anything.
Like for example, why is Dorothy justifying Indiana when Yale accepted her for next year. I want to see if Dorothy having turned it down is suspiciously printed on anyone’s Bingo card.
I’m so glad someone finally clarified. I was confused as to whether she’d been accepted to Yale for next year, or if she’d been accepted for *this semester* and had decided to stay because she’d found a place here. The latter doesn’t make sense for her character, but I’ve never transferred so I don’t know how far in advance those letters are sent out or if she might have kept it or something.
thejeff
It wasn’t clear when we were shown the acceptance letter. It’s looking more and more like if was for this semester and she turned it down, probably feeling obligated after all the trauma last year.
Xaeon
The thing is, they don’t send out acceptance letters this early, because they are still taking applications. They also only accept new transfers for the fall semester. So either she was accepted but didn’t go last semester, or we have to take guesses at which of those two things Willis didn’t know.
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Is Dorothy for real the first character to say “cum”? Even including the slip shines? I’ll have to go check the Slip shines. You know. To be thorough
315 thoughts on “Murderous”
Ana Chronistic
“the Abraham Lincoln” because… you broke up Joyce’s civil war with her urges? ? Emancipated her from the slavery of her lonely?
The Wellerman
Emancipated from one of her remaining Chains of Faith?
shadowcell
four scores and seven fingers ago…
3oranges
87 fingers, because AI art.
ValdVin
I remember a country music song, female vocal, maybe the ’90s, about an assignation on a blanket on a balmy evening. She lauded him with a few phrases.
“He was a man with a hundred hands.”
The bar has been raised for AI pron.
Doctor_Who
The Emancipation Masturbation.
Kyrik Michalowski
Brilliant.
The Wellerman
DoctorWhoYouAreBrilliant.gif
Bicycle Bill
Does this mean that from now on, Dorothy is Joyce’s ‘cum’-panion?
shoopdawhoop
The Great Emansturbator
Van Jelaous
Someone is certainly getting their “cumuppance”!
Qube
worrisome implications for Ford’s Theater
Van Jelaous
Did someone say “Ford’s Theater”??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOvQYu6K7k
Deviant
She felled Joyce’s cherry tree.
anonymsly
Mary.that was George Washington, I thought?
anonymsly
Why was the word Mary in there? Ignore it please.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Or is it because she bangs?
Jenniffniff
Dorothy needs to get laid BAD.
Doctor_Who
I think she’d rather get laid GOOD.
Yotomoe
I think she’d prefer to get laid WELL.
Kyrik Michalowski
Dorothy probably would correct it to “well” too. If only because she can’t help herself.
cbwroses
Correcting it to “well” would be the push that finally got her to cum.
Yotomoe
That’s why she dated Walky. Whenever he’d make a grammatical error during sex she would cum hard as fuck, correcting him.
Decidedly Orthogonal
I mean… is it coming hard as “fuck” if in fact fucking is what is happening? Can you do a meaningful simile to the thing itself? “That car is like a car.” Would such a contemplation result in her being multi-orgasmic, or would it distract her into losing her focus and the moment evaporating?
Yotomoe
Only if the “as fuck” in the phrase “cumming hard as fuck” is meant to refer to the act of fucking, which I doubt. Like if I said “he’s dumb as fuck” that doesn’t mean he is as stupid as the act of fucking. That would imply sex is inherently dumb. Which I don’t think is the intention. So in this context Fuck does not mean the act of fucking. Which raises the question, what does fuck mean in this context? If it can be used to justify most adjectives (ie. Ugly, hard, short tall,skinny, fat) maybe “fuck” stands for “an extreme” as in “He is dumb to the most extreme sense he could be perceived as dumb. Or in this case “she is cumming to the most extreme extent one is capable of cumming.”
Opus the Poet
As you say Sheldon… (American media reference)
Gash
Ah yes, the crystalized form of funny teenagers saying whalecum instead of welcome, right here in this comment i’m replying to!
elebenty
Puts a new spin on this Disney favorite:
https://youtu.be/r4KTqce-9Z0
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I think she’s unaware that she’d prefer to get laid well by JOYCE. xD
FlamestAndLight
um i think you mean “Dorothy needs to get laid goodlyable”
Thag Simmons
Look sometimes you can’t be picky about these things.
Doctor_Who
Sure you can. as they say, there’s plenty of dryers in the laundry room.
Mollyscribbles
I’d settle for her getting a decent vibrator and not making things awkward for anyone trying to do their laundry.
butts
surprised ‘cum’ isn’t the title of the strip
Kyrik Michalowski
Probably because that would get less clicks from Google. Search engines don’t like certain words; cum is definitely on that list.
anon
that, tho i wonder if advertisers care about context, because ‘magna cum laude’ is a term after all lol
khn0
There was, in the ancient epoch of before internet, a minitel “dating site” (google what minitel was, I can’t explain without loads and loads of text and mentioning I had to use an emulator of it for college inscription) named 3615cum. It was indeed pronounced latinwise, coom. And not frenchwise, bc you know, not only it means what it means in english, but the first phonem is the word we have for ass. Coincidence?
eh, whatever
Ah, Minitel, the most wrong-headed idea since the Tangut script and competition in science.
Sirksome
It’s taken longer than 48 real world hours for Dorothy to get off. Pour some out for the girl cause that is tough.
Yotomoe
It’s always “Coming”. It’s never “Arrived”.
Jamie
That’s la petit mort.
True Survivor
Don’t feel bad for her, she’s just in an “Orgy for One” (NSP – 2018) with her “Imaginary Lover “(Atlanta Rhythm Section – 1978).
Sajuuk-Khar
I’m not sure if this says great things about Walky’s dick or bad things about the dryer.
Kyrik Michalowski
Someone misses her ex and is regretting breaking up right now. If only for that caramel body of his.
Dorothy wouldn’t suddenly try to take Walky back, right?
Yotomoe
She’d never admit that she wants to but she might take advantage of a moment of weakness. Luckily Walky and Lucy’s relationship is going great and Walky isn’t having complicated feelings about Lucy’s strong romantic feelings towards him, tied to his poor self worth issues exacerbated by his relationships with Dorothy and Amber.
cbwroses
Dorothy isn’t garbage enough to try to get with Walky while he’s with Lucy.
Now Amber IS garbage enough and I’m all for it, only because I just rather have them together despite their variety of emotional issues.
Of course, if I’m wrong and she is garbage enough, I would also welcome a 3some with Walky being with both Dorothy and Amber, a pile of garbage if you would.
Yotomoe
I don’t support cheating…but if Amber just jumped Walky’s bones in literally the next page I would root for them.
Also I would root for that threesome. Hell if Lucy’s game I would root for that foursome. But God, that just feels like a lotta people.
Kyrik Michalowski
Foursomes are nice in theory but in practice I’d prefer the standard threesome.
Sajuuk-Khar
When you hit a foursome, as I understand it, you enter the polyamory territory where you have to make charts and shit, and it’s either the most stable iteration or the least, depending on anecdotes.
Opus the Poet
I’ve done threesomes, and for the FMF kind the M has to be considerate of both women to make sure everybody is happy. There may have been “performance issues” involved, to the disappointment of one of the women. There may have also been “high expectations” that contributed to the performance issues.. There may also have been some “strict definitions” that may have also led to some disappointment.
Rose by Any Other Name
Foursomes are easier because you can always just be two pairs.
Threesomes have the difficulty of a pair leaving someone out.
Kyrik Michalowski
While it isn’t quite the same, a fmf threesome can include all 3. Going down on one of the ladies while the other rides on you is a solution. Even better if the ladies are attracted to each other as they can occupy both ends in theory.
GholaHalleck
I think even Walky has more self respect then that.
Needfuldoer
So you’re saying Dorothy needs to convince Amber to steal Walky back from Lucy, so she can steal him back from Amber?
Clif
There are worse plans even if success is unlikely. Still…She got accepted into Yale after being rejected. Just saying.
Thag Simmons
Dorothy has in fact turned down multiple opportunities to get back with Walky, and has tried to bolster his relationship with Lucy to make sure that she can’t get back with him in good conscience.
Stephen Bierce
Check your bingo cards, people.
Clif
Wait. We were issued Bingo cards? Nobody tells me anything.
Like for example, why is Dorothy justifying Indiana when Yale accepted her for next year. I want to see if Dorothy having turned it down is suspiciously printed on anyone’s Bingo card.
Jon Rich
I’m so glad someone finally clarified. I was confused as to whether she’d been accepted to Yale for next year, or if she’d been accepted for *this semester* and had decided to stay because she’d found a place here. The latter doesn’t make sense for her character, but I’ve never transferred so I don’t know how far in advance those letters are sent out or if she might have kept it or something.
thejeff
It wasn’t clear when we were shown the acceptance letter. It’s looking more and more like if was for this semester and she turned it down, probably feeling obligated after all the trauma last year.
Xaeon
The thing is, they don’t send out acceptance letters this early, because they are still taking applications. They also only accept new transfers for the fall semester. So either she was accepted but didn’t go last semester, or we have to take guesses at which of those two things Willis didn’t know.
Yotomoe
Dorothy you’re a weirdo.
The Wellerman
Was that sarcasm?
Clif
Was that?
The Wellerman
No ?
Ray Radlein
Tooting her own horn is pretty much what she taught Joyce to do
TheKelliestKelly
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Is Dorothy for real the first character to say “cum”? Even including the slip shines? I’ll have to go check the Slip shines. You know. To be thorough
Sajuuk-Khar
Dorothy is the Keanu Reeves of Dumbing of Age.
pickonecard
Dumbing of Age Book 12: I’m Like the Abraham Lincoln of Getting Joyce to Cum
chuckroast
God, and what a book title it would be
RassilonTDavros