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Jen Aside

12/26/2013, 12:01 am

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or at least an Amazi-Scooter

Plasma Mongoose
12/26/2013, 12:02 am
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or even the Amazi-Bicycle.
1. Bill
  
  12/26/2013, 12:03 pm
  
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  +1 on the Amazi-Bicycle. She can form her own team for the Little 500 come the springtime.
Tunaro
12/26/2013, 12:02 am
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Or a mobile. I’ll go sit in the corner…
1. Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:07 am
  
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  This is why it helps to be filthy rich.
  
  newllend
  
  12/26/2013, 1:45 am
  
  Is the Amazi-jet out of the question?
  
  Led
  
  12/26/2013, 7:01 am
  
  Best would be an Amazi-Van… She could drive it AND have a small, mobile secret base in it!
  
  Guest Person Dude
  
  12/26/2013, 9:26 am
  
  She could do amazing things in that van.
  -I- could do amazing things in that van.
  I am liking the idea.
  
  Old Grognard
  
  02/20/2014, 4:41 pm
  
  +10 on this! I love the idea of a Mobile Amazi-Headquarters Van.
  
  Charlie Spencer
  
  12/26/2013, 12:19 pm
  
  No, but the ‘Amazi-Ped’ is.
  
  Lord Geovanni
  
  04/03/2014, 2:43 pm
  
  Its helps to have robbed 2 stores
Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:15 am
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Even an Amazi-skateboard would be helpful.
1. Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:24 am
  
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  Only if AGs skills are at least as good as Marcie’s.
  
  Yotomoe
  
  12/26/2013, 12:39 am
  
  The Amazi-skills to pay the Amazi-bills.
  
  ocbrad1
  
  12/26/2013, 2:20 pm
  
  +1 for the Beasties’ reference!
2. Rex Hondo
  
  12/26/2013, 1:16 am
  
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  Amazi-Skateboard paired with the grappling hook we already know she has could work.
  
  Jen Aside
  
  12/26/2013, 1:41 am
  
  Dang, yeah–she needs to up the ante.
  
  Amazi-Jet.
  
  Ben
  
  12/26/2013, 2:14 am
  
  Maybe just some Amazi-Skates.
  
  mai876
  
  12/26/2013, 4:22 am
  
  A jet pack, that’s what she needs.
  
  DSL
  
  12/26/2013, 6:40 am
  
  Amazi-Segway.
  
  Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:41 pm
  
  Maybe she can even make Segways cool.
  
  Darkflame
  
  12/27/2013, 8:18 am
  
  Segways are already cool. People that think they arnt probably just either dont appreciate the tech, or dont realize they can go pretty darn fast.
  Amber would appreciate both.
  
  Roborat
  
  12/31/2013, 3:28 pm
  
  Better get the off road version.
  
  hmrc4evr
  
  12/26/2013, 6:17 pm
  
  The big question is where should buy all this gear?
  
  Off top of my head I’d say Amazi-on
  
  StClair
  
  12/26/2013, 10:23 pm
  
  “Where does she get all those wonderful toys?”
  
  Jen Aside
  
  12/27/2013, 12:01 am
  
  Amazi-Drone haha
  
  Roborat
  
  12/31/2013, 3:29 pm
  
  ACME, just don’t chase road runners with any of their gear.
3. symbiote01
  
  12/26/2013, 11:58 am
  
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  Rollerblades. Er, Amazi-roller, um… blades. That and a little brute force, and she’d clean up on the Roller Derby circuit. Maybe learn a few new tricks…
vanjealous
12/26/2013, 7:37 am
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Or an Amazi-Big-Wheel. Do they still even make Big-Wheels anymore?
1. Cragalanch
  
  12/26/2013, 12:54 pm
  
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  Amazi-Unicycle!
2. 0kami
  
  12/27/2013, 12:14 am
  
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  An Amazi- Penny Farthing?
  
  http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/KylePix/Museums/Historical/Ronald%20Reagan%20Library%20and%20Museum/101023-1482PennyFarthing.jpg
Kai Gon
12/27/2013, 1:49 pm
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How about a flying broom or carpet? At least the broom would be pretty unsuspicious. 😉
Chris
10/11/2014, 2:51 am
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That way, she won’t have Joyce obsessively follow her.

Ourorboros

12/26/2013, 12:01 am

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Well that’s one way to deal with your issues directly.

Geminia999

12/26/2013, 12:01 am

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See, that’s why you need to have your costume on at all times!

TheOthin

12/26/2013, 12:01 am

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Danny’s 3DS knows how to make its escape from his grubby fingers.

Sageress

12/26/2013, 12:01 am

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She’s really not the brightest, that Amber.

Mr K
12/26/2013, 12:02 am
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She’s perfect for Danny then.
1. Wonder Wig
  
  12/26/2013, 12:06 am
  
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  An Amber alert goes up whenever he Dans things up.
  
  hmrc4evr
  
  12/26/2013, 12:07 am
  
  +1 internet for that pun
  
  Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:07 am
  
  So punworthy ^_^ +1 LIKE
Yesididstealthisjoke
12/26/2013, 12:03 am
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Nice girl, but she’s as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
1. Sageress
  
  12/26/2013, 12:18 am
  
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  You stole that joke.
2. Yotomoe
  
  12/26/2013, 12:23 am
  
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  About as bright as an Ocean trench.
3. Questionor
  
  12/26/2013, 4:19 am
  
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  http://youtu.be/-LCsiWL6gn0
Kernanator
12/26/2013, 12:08 am
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To misquote Sal, “Nice girl, but she ain’t too smart.”
1. Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:10 am
  
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  Not such a clever girl.
  
  Sageress
  
  12/26/2013, 12:18 am
  
  Bout as sharp as a baseball.
Blue Dragon
12/26/2013, 12:39 am
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She’s as bright as the day is long.

(Happy belated Solstice, everybody!)

Pterocine

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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Where can I purchase that?

Doctor_Who
12/26/2013, 12:14 am
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Same place Squirrel Girl got her Squirrel-I-Gig.

Mr K

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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Quick, you need to think of some good pickup lines before you try anything with her.

Doctor_Who
12/26/2013, 12:15 am
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I dunno, any chick who wants a shot with me and shows up dressed in a superhero outfit can skip the pickup line.
1. Yotomoe
  
  12/26/2013, 12:30 am
  
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  They’ll just nod in mutual agreement of their badassness and do the superhero equivelent of making out, which is just fighting crime together.
  
  The Candyman
  
  12/26/2013, 2:14 pm
  
  So every superhero meeting in the history of the universe is just them making out?
  
  I like it.

Mkvenner

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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Yes you do. Merry Christmas 🙂

Kernanator

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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Screw an Amazi-Cycle, get an Amazi-Autogyro.

Sageress

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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Let’s all agree on one thing: Amber’s plan was dumb.

Mr K
12/26/2013, 12:03 am
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Going around beating criminals for a hobby isn’t smart in the first place.
1. Doctor_Who
  
  12/26/2013, 12:08 am
  
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  Unless you are filthy rich and have a lot of neat toys to do it with.
  
  No
  
  12/26/2013, 12:24 am
  
  Doesn’t matter how rich you are. Physical altercations have a way of causing everyone involved pain.
  
  Marisa Mockery
  
  12/26/2013, 1:31 am
  
  Mike saying that is just weird…
  
  Doom Shepherd
  
  12/26/2013, 5:23 pm
  
  That is why the Gods gave us ranged weapons.
  
  thecanvashat
  
  12/26/2013, 12:25 am
  
  Then it becomes more than a hobby.
2. Valdrax
  
  12/26/2013, 12:51 am
  
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  And generally speaking people are less sympathetic towards people who beat up criminals who have served their time and done nothing more than “steal” your ex.
  
  Ourorboros
  
  12/26/2013, 1:10 am
  
  Sure, but Amazi-Girl hasn’t exactly been explaining her actions. She’s just been labeled the campus vigilante, which has both good and bad connotations. I can’t imagine everybody has been saying they are small time criminals.
  You know, besides the fact that this is a fantasy world.
3. Jelli
  
  12/26/2013, 11:15 am
  
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  Well, she hasn’t, really. Remember the guys with the stop sign?
Jack Finch
12/26/2013, 4:25 am
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Calling it a plan is generous.

David Herbert

12/26/2013, 12:02 am

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“Damn, she’s more bad ass than I am.”

Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:31 am
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But at least I’ve got a nicer ass!
1. James
  
  12/26/2013, 1:49 am
  
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  ……no….Sal’s ass is as bad as it is firm.
  
  seriously sifting her weight on that bike on tight turns is quite a work out on the Gluteus Maximus.
  
  sps48
  
  12/26/2013, 2:43 pm
  
  It’s not shifting the weight, it’s pulling on the handlebars. Just a bit. It is subtle, though.

Tacdud2

12/26/2013, 12:03 am

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I would love to see what the Amazi-cycle would look like.

Locke

12/26/2013, 12:03 am

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Or just carjack in the name of NEBULOUS JUSTICE, Amber.

Mr. Random

12/26/2013, 12:05 am

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Amazi-car! It’s better because it shoots Amazi-Beams.

Doctor_Who
12/26/2013, 12:16 am
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But the bike can be used to do Amazi-Wheelies!
hmrc4evr
12/26/2013, 12:19 am
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Willis I hate to ask but did my earlier ‘headlights’ joke get pulled? I know it was a little off color but it was no worse than some I’v seen at times…
1. Mr. Random
  
  12/26/2013, 1:20 pm
  
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  How can a comment be offcolor? We’re all typing in BLACK. (Unless you’ve inverted the colors, in which case it’s white.)
Sageress
12/26/2013, 12:19 am
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BAZOW

Plasma Mongoose

12/26/2013, 12:05 am

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Unless of cause you get hit with lightning at the same time as being splashed with chemicals, then you get super-reflexes, super-speed, super-metabolism and access to the Speed-force.

Hythrain
12/26/2013, 12:12 am
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You could also hope to get lucky and meet with the god Mercury as he’s dying and hope he sees you as a hero such that he gives you similar powers.
1. Cthulhu's Intern
  
  12/26/2013, 12:34 am
  
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  Super singing?
  
  The Candyman
  
  12/26/2013, 2:17 pm
  
  And super being a douche skills. But you could get those from any god, really.
hmrc4evr
12/26/2013, 12:14 am
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Then locked away in a dark corner with Stephanie Brown until everyone has been brainwashed into beliving the pair never existed and Silver Age versions are good enough for everyone since they are good enough for DC editorial.
Doctor_Who
12/26/2013, 12:17 am
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Or you could just crash the Head Alien’s kiddie-abduction party and say “Yo, make with the speed, chop chop.”
Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:33 am
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Or you could just be mega-dead.
DSL
12/26/2013, 6:44 am
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Amazi-chlorians?

Wack'd

12/26/2013, 12:07 am

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Yeah, Amber. If you want super-speed you’ve gotta get abducted by aliens. Everyone knows that.

Sageress

12/26/2013, 12:07 am

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Where’s Spider-Car when you need him.

Sageress
12/26/2013, 12:08 am
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Holy halibut, a certain spider based, Automobilic American superhero is censored.
1. Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 12:12 am
  
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  Willis got sick of everyone commenting about S-Car in the DoA comment section.
  
  Sageress
  
  12/26/2013, 12:14 am
  
  Consarn it, the ONE time such a reference would be relevant.
  
  nothri
  
  12/26/2013, 12:43 am
  
  Relax. There are ways around the ultra!car limitation. You just have to get a little creative.
  
  showler
  
  12/26/2013, 1:09 am
  
  Work around a filter created by the artist. Good way to get IP banned.
  
  Curacaobill
  
  12/26/2013, 1:18 am
  
  You do relize that the person who makes the filter regularly checks the comments and will be non to pleased to read this
  
  Marisa Mockery
  
  12/26/2013, 1:34 am
  
  Either that or he’ll be lulzing that they found a way around it at all. Rules are made to be broken. Or at least bent at a funny angle and then pointed at while walking in the opposite direction while whistling innocently….
  
  James
  
  12/26/2013, 1:58 am
  
  Screw the rules I have a motorcycle!
  
  Random832
  
  12/26/2013, 10:12 am
  
  Except for the fact that the filter was intended to stop people making the “hurr amazi-girl isn’t amber she’s ultra car” joke which is thoroughly obsolete by now. I’m actually surprised it’s still in place.
  
  Jenny Creed
  
  12/26/2013, 9:05 am
  
  I think the reference is implicit in the strip itself anyway.
C.
12/26/2013, 3:45 am
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She’s a human now anyway.

The Candyman

12/26/2013, 12:08 am

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Go all the way Amber, pull out the Amazi-Mobile. Which is actually an 18-wheeler.

Gordon Blvd

12/26/2013, 12:11 am

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maybe she can buy that car Spider-Man had back in the 70’s………………………

Doctor_Who
12/26/2013, 12:18 am
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“Low mileage, only used once.”

Ikaru

12/26/2013, 12:13 am

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So she was intending to attack Sal?…Huh.

Juliecat

12/26/2013, 12:14 am

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That second panel sounds awfully naughty…

Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:35 am
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Amazi-girl fell into dispair
While chasing the dark skinned girl with straight hair,
And just when she thought life was not fair
She had an idea that was…
naaaaauuuuuuughhhhhhhtyyyyyy.
1. Kiggy
  
  12/26/2013, 12:43 am
  
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  I totally got that reference.
  
  BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Jack Finch
12/26/2013, 9:36 am
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Greatest cartoon ever

Yotomoe

12/26/2013, 12:14 am

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You hear that people? Amber wants to take her from behind.
START YOUR FANFICS.

Curacaobill
12/26/2013, 1:20 am
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I thought that was your job
1. James
  
  12/26/2013, 2:00 am
  
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  A man can outsource every once and while
  
  Yotomoe
  
  12/26/2013, 3:43 am
  
  I’m Fan-ART.
  Totally different medium.
TacosForever
12/26/2013, 1:32 pm
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I’m mainly just really surprised that more people haven’t commented on this. Willis fandom, you disappoint me.
Marc in MN
12/26/2013, 7:28 pm
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Thank you.

I was beginning to worry that I was the only one whose mind “went there” right away. =P

Sageress

12/26/2013, 12:15 am

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Ok so she was just gonna… beat her up? For a crime she’s done time for?

Haha I like Amber less and less every day.

Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:36 am
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She’s still miles ahead of Ethan for me.
Ourorboros
12/26/2013, 1:17 am
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The hold up was Amazi-Girl’s origin story. You always focus on your arch villain.
Although it would help her to remember that’s she’s seen Sal in the dorms so she might live there, or at least be there again. A student’s life isn’t as predictable as other adult’s, but there are patterns.

But please let none of this be about Dan. The campus – and all Big 10 campuses are sizable – has so many better guys for her.
Jen Aside
12/26/2013, 1:45 am
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I was to understand that she would show up as Amazi-Girl and prove to Danny that Sal wasn’t who he thought she was.

But that seems like a lot to realize she would have to do from just seeing them together in a split second.

So, I unno
1. Ourorboros
  
  12/26/2013, 2:34 am
  
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  She didn’t know Danny thought Sal was Amazi-Girl.
  The flashbacks also make it look like this is more about Sal than Danny.
Bill
12/26/2013, 3:30 am
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Do we know that Sal served time, or even got caught? Maybe that’s why Amber was taking out after her — unfinished business, so to speak.
1. kagato23
  
  12/26/2013, 1:34 pm
  
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  … yes. Yes we do. Walky has talked about it.
fudo81
12/26/2013, 6:10 am
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How do you know that she was gonna beat her up? All I can be sure of is that she wanted to confront her, and that doesn’t sound so unreasonable.
1. kagato23
  
  12/26/2013, 1:35 pm
  
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  You don’t put on your punching-people vigilante outfit when you were already right there and just want to talk.
  
  In her defense, Amber isn’t thinking very rationally right now and is desperately looking for a problem she can punch. Oh the other hand, Amber isn’t thinking very rationally right now and is desperately looking for a problem she can punch… which is pretty lousy.
Jenny Creed
12/26/2013, 9:54 am
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Let’s see you act reasonably in the middle of a PTSD emotional breakdown fugue thing with multiple personalities.
Jen
12/26/2013, 1:17 pm
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You’re assuming that Amber knows Sal served time for the crime. We didn’t see sirens or police in the flashback, so maybe she got caught later?

Also, maybe she’s not going to beat Sal up (okay, with Amber’s anger issues, she probably will, but there’s a chance she won’t.)

And Ouroboros has a point, this is her origin story. As per comic book superhero standards, she needs to confront Sal to gain closure and grow as a human/hero.
John
12/26/2013, 7:13 pm
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Sal was sent away to a Catholic boarding school in Tennessee for several years. If she ever actually did time in juvie or whatnot, we haven’t heard about it. Amber may reasonably believe that’s not adequate punishment for her crimes.

Kladeos

12/26/2013, 12:16 am

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Let this one go, Amber…

JThePerson

12/26/2013, 12:18 am

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Are.. we time travelers?..

Gold

12/26/2013, 12:19 am

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What a cop-out.

Red Robot
12/26/2013, 2:11 am
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but this is a big relief. Amber lost control and Amazi-girl was seconds away from really ruining her life. Now there is hope. Maybe she will actually seek help now. (A man can dream…)
Kernanator
12/26/2013, 2:27 am
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It’s only a cop-out when the cops show up and create an anti-climax.
1. IncadescentFlame
  
  12/26/2013, 2:37 pm
  
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  “Hold it, hold it! Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Thompson’s Gazelle of the Program Planning Police, Special Flying Squad!”
  “Flying Thompson’s Gazelle of the Yard?!”
  
  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y)

Plasma Mongoose

12/26/2013, 12:22 am

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If only Amazi-Girl added a chest-window to her costume, it would allow the air to flow around the Amazi-Rack which purges the excessive heat, thus allowing Amazi-Girl to run for longer.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/11/2176bc6b-1af6-4206-8aa4-4fea0f6ca5d5.jpg

Arkantos
12/26/2013, 1:25 am
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Have you been reading Spinnerette lately?
1. Plasma Mongoose
  
  12/26/2013, 2:41 am
  
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  I haven’t read Spinnerette in the last couple of months.
  
  Arkantos
  
  12/26/2013, 12:57 pm
  
  Okay, it’s just that kind of reminded me of Ms. Venus from that comic.
  
  Roborat
  
  12/31/2013, 3:34 pm
  
  That’s about their update schedule lately.

Aakriti

12/26/2013, 12:25 am

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Amber is coping surprisingly well, under the circumstances.

Fuzzydaemon

12/26/2013, 12:29 am

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She was going to beat the shit out of Sal, who has already done time? Not good.

It is hilarious seeing her have the same reaction to Sal’s wheels as Joyce.

Aakriti
12/26/2013, 12:32 am
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I don’t think she would have actually done it(beat Sal up). I think in that moment she would have seen Sal in herself and actually walked away.

Raibean

12/26/2013, 12:29 am

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It’s official they’re all queer
I’m just here to join the party

Yotomoe
12/26/2013, 12:37 am
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Everyone’s gay.
Even Joe.
He’s just gay for boobies.
1. James
  
  12/26/2013, 2:03 am
  
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  Ron White said it best.
  
  Every one a little a gay…..
  
  sps48
  
  12/26/2013, 2:49 pm
  
  Ron White is wrong.
  Viewers are imagining the tools as their own, so bigger = better.
  
  Yotomoe
  
  12/26/2013, 10:27 pm
  
  However you look at it, you’re still looking at another man’s dick.

Cthulhu's Intern

12/26/2013, 12:37 am

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So is Danny going to see her now?
“Wow, Amazi-Girl! You switched fast! I was looking for my friend but I can’t find her. Can I have my 3DS. Also, your skin tone. How do you… you know?”

James
12/26/2013, 2:06 am
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Dan: Ohhhh I get now.

you do white face to hide your secret identity . Well, if RDJ can get nominated for doing black face I guess it’s okay….
xKiv
12/26/2013, 7:48 am
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How far behind is he, anyway?

C.W. Roden

12/26/2013, 12:41 am

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She also needs a dorky sidekick who can wear bright colors and draw all the fire…er, attention.
Whatda say Danny-boy?

nothri

12/26/2013, 12:44 am

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“Get her from behind”

….nope. Not gonna comment. Too easy.

Much like your mother.

Calvin Coolage
12/26/2013, 1:00 am
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Only if she’s payed a nickel.

timemonkey

12/26/2013, 12:49 am

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So she really was going to just flip out and attack Sal? I am disappointed in her.

Say, whatever happened to Dorothy using the information she had on Amazi-Girl to track down her real identity?

John
12/26/2013, 9:17 am
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Dorothy is too busy with obsessive-compulsive studying to stalk her ex’s new girlfriend.
Deathjavu
12/26/2013, 11:31 am
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It’s my firm belief that eventually Dorothy’s going to free up enough time to expose Amazi-Girl. Dorothy is far too competent and persistent to do otherwise.

But it really hasn’t been that long since Dorothy got the story, in-universe.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the dude that took a photo of Amazi-Girl yesterday re-opens that storyline.

Idon'tcarenomore

12/26/2013, 1:06 am

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First: we have humor here? Good, hope is not dead for Amber?

Second: Amber wants to beat the crap out of Sal, NOT for a crime she committed and did time for….but because Sal scared the shit out of her.

Third: If you had had all the crap dumped on you that Amber has dug out from under, this past while: just how sharp would your planning be? Think you might be a bit impulsive maybe?

She is hurting beyond belief: she sees someone who caused her a lot of mental pain in that hold-up AND is causing now right this minute causing her a lot of mental pain today-she’s smiling at Danny. {if it were me, I’d go beat the shit out of Danny…but unfortunately Amber is the type to blame the female not the idiot boyfriend.}

I have a feeling that Willis just switched off the ‘aww poor Amber feels’ and has just defused that situation by making an idiot out of her. Oh well.

Arkantos
12/26/2013, 1:23 am
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I think you forgot to mix in the fact that she has Blaine blood. That’s another factor.
1. Red Robot
  
  12/26/2013, 2:01 am
  
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  Amber wants to run away from Sal. It is Amazi-girl that wants to beat the crap out of her. Completely different person. Also, suspect that she was having a full-on PTSD flashback, so her wanting to attack her was not about revenge, or about Danny, but about “going back in time” and protecting Amber and Ethan during the hostage situation.
  Now, my specific pop-psychology theories are likely to be very wrong, but the point remains: This is not about Amber making choices of any kind, rational or idiotic or callous…it is about her issues taking control away from her.
  
  Jack Finch
  
  12/26/2013, 9:42 am
  
  I wonder if in Amber’s imagination Sal is still a fugitive at large from the crime she witnessed. Maybe apprehending and bringing her to justice is the objective in her mind, rather than a beatdown.
  
  Red Robot
  
  12/26/2013, 2:58 pm
  
  I suspect so. Amber was not acting like a jealous girl, but like one who is scared for her life. I hope that now that Sal has run away Amber and Amazi-girl will have time to reassess the situation and conclude that there is not a clear and present danger at all… People today do not seem to give enough credit to Amber and Amazi-girl. They may be more than a bit misguided, but they have shown a strong sense of ethics as far as vigilantism goes.

Maki P

12/26/2013, 1:12 am

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Wow, I thought she would either run away or fight Sal, turns out I was right about both

Steven

12/26/2013, 1:15 am

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Is this a comic?

IncadescentFlame
12/26/2013, 2:40 pm
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Is this a commment?
1. Red Robot
  
  12/26/2013, 2:59 pm
  
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  Is this a question
  
  Doctor_Who
  
  12/26/2013, 3:05 pm
  
  Is this the real life?
  
  Knightsky
  
  12/26/2013, 5:25 pm
  
  Is this just fantasy?
  
  The Sandman
  
  12/26/2013, 11:03 pm
  
  Caught in a landslide

Axel

12/26/2013, 1:31 am

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Amber, what… what was the plan here, really? What was going to happen once you attacked another student in broad daylight without provocation?

C.
12/26/2013, 3:48 am
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No one even knows about Sal’s criminal history because the records were sealed.
begbert2
12/26/2013, 4:54 am
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“She jaywalked! You all saw it!” *fires claw-grapple at nearby building and zips away.*

Frelance

12/26/2013, 1:32 am

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if this whole comic is secretly just the origin story of the Vespavenger I give up

Marisa Mockery
12/26/2013, 1:38 am
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^ best comment yet

Jesse

12/26/2013, 1:49 am

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Amber, honey, I don’t think it works when the crime was five years ago.

Kevin

12/26/2013, 3:14 am

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Amber is using her alter ego for revenge – this is not the way of Amazigirl

NoHeart

12/26/2013, 3:43 am

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That look of defeat in the last panel….

Synnerman

12/26/2013, 3:46 am

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The funny is back!

Bilfred

12/26/2013, 3:53 am

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at first i thought the title was “incest”

Needless to say. I went into this comic with the wrong mindset.

Alex Stritar

12/26/2013, 4:26 am

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Was that a Flashpoint reference in the hovertext?

Mayonnaise
12/26/2013, 4:55 am
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Probably just Flash
1. Alex Stritar
  
  12/26/2013, 10:38 pm
  
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  Can I help that that part of the story really stuck with me.
  
  (That and the fact that I rented the movie version and Equestria Girls at the same time, watch them together and realized that they were the exact same movie XD)

Gargamel

12/26/2013, 4:30 am

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Psh, that wouldn’t have stopped Batman or Owlman.

Bilfred
12/26/2013, 4:33 am
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Or aquaman, the mightiest superhero.
1. Gargamel
  
  12/27/2013, 6:43 am
  
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  To be fair this situation would probably stump Aquaman given there are no fish in the immediate area.

A5PECT

12/26/2013, 6:12 am

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Okay, so being in a state of heightened emotional stress while seeing Sal wih Danny is causing her to relive what I’m guessing was her first act of vigilantism.

Amber is basically having her own version of a Vietnam flashback.

Nicholas

12/26/2013, 6:21 am

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Freak lab accident? Getting abducted by purple little aliens and get Martian DNA is a much more effective way to acquire superspeed.

Bearfuz
12/26/2013, 9:57 am
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This.

FAZ

12/26/2013, 6:42 am

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How come nobody is mentioning the Stool?

She needs an amazing Stool!

Animal
12/26/2013, 4:58 pm
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Maybe she should see the Amazi-Proctologist.

hof1991

12/26/2013, 6:45 am

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And now she’s standing right where Sal exited, so it makes sense that Sal is AG.

Seriously Amber and AG are both going to be facing consequences soon if they don’t stop this. DOA isn’t a superhero comic with aliens and stuff.

Spack

12/26/2013, 6:58 am

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Well, lets’s see: Amazi-Girl is seen and photographed (yesterday) at around the same time Sal has left the building (/Elvis announcer voice). Misperception hijinks ensue for another round. Drinks are on Elvis’s tab.

Jack Finch

12/26/2013, 9:47 am

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I’m thinking a large corn popper.

Jack Finch
12/26/2013, 10:56 am
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Cornpopper hovercraft.
1. Leorale
  
  12/26/2013, 4:58 pm
  
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  Cornpopper segway. Stylish!
  
  Jack Finch
  
  12/26/2013, 10:19 pm
  
  They kinda resemble them don’t they?
  
  hmrc4evr
  
  12/26/2013, 11:53 pm
  
  A transforming segway! Goes from segway to corn popper and back!!

Mr K

12/26/2013, 10:58 am

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Here’s what’ll happen:
Sal beats up Amazi-Girl and unmasks her.
Blaine finds her and taunts her for being more violent than him.
Everybody in the school finds out.
She loses her friends.
She is sent to jail for attempted assualt, and her roommate is Malaya.
The only member of her Family to visit her is Faz.

I don't know what to put here.
12/27/2013, 2:03 am
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So far, so plausible…

CookieCrumbler

12/26/2013, 11:04 am

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Swerve on that weak shit

Invest in a HOVERCRAFT

Mr K

12/26/2013, 11:20 am

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Billie: Sal, that bongo’s been stealing your costume!

Phillip Wilde

12/26/2013, 11:34 am

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Is Sal riding her motorcycle on the sidewalk?

Plume

12/26/2013, 11:36 am

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Despite the usefulness I think that Amber will find without an amazi-cave (or at least a shed) hiding a fully functional motorcycle will be slightly harder than hiding a yellow jumpsuit.