THE KICKSTARTER IS OVER! .... now it's time to beat you over the head with, instead, the knowledge that I will be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF. Table 105, first floor! Borrow
THE KICKSTARTER IS OVER! .... now it's time to beat you over the head with, instead, the knowledge that I will be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF. Table 105, first floor!
229 thoughts on “Borrow”
NGPZ
Let the fucking begin!!!!
*plays “Awaken Pillar Men” from JoJo Soundtrack CD on hacked muzak*
Doctor_Who
This sets off a chain reaction of everyone in the dorm hooking up, until everyone has gotten laid except Joe and Joyce.
Cattleprod
And Sal. Because she said that out loud, the laws of fiction dictate that she can’t have sex until after Joyce does.
Casi
the laws of yuri state that she will have sex at the same time as joyce, with joyce
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Sorry, Dotty got in there first – after sharing a night of drunken revelry together, the laws of yuri dictate that Dotty and Joyce must hook up and make sweet love to each other – and THEN Joyce can get it awn with Sal afterwards. Or maybe at the same time. But she must do Dotty first. 😉
Sajuuk-Khar
Presumably before getting it on with Joyce, Sal would have to duel Beckyto the death, because while Dorothy is her fated rival and nemesis, Sal would be an unwelcome interloper not to be borne, and only blades would suffice in place of words.
Shogeton
This too is yuri
Kaiyalai
The Dotty/Becky/Joyce/Sal orgy will leave no survivors.
staszu13
Didn’t know Yuri Gagarin had a set of laws – oh, wait
Sharaku
Yeah, it was always kind of weird that he demanded that this be his true legacy.
Erik
Sex montage!
Sajuuk-Khar
I must approve of this song, even if I personally do not associate it with horny lmao
Stu
You would if you watched “If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device” and witnessed the Fabstodes – https://youtu.be/I9n6iMeIW8A?si=zefXP7Iz38FqjQ9N
Agentomega
“Look upon my smooth Auramite. My oiled joints. My well-rounded chassis. My thermic reactor pulsates,
with smooth, velvety beats.”
*oil_spurt.mp3*
Ana Chronistic
“If Joyce gets fucked first, she can GET FUCKED”
…
“wait no”
Decidedly Orthogonal
Did Joyce extend her Teleport to include Joe? How’d they get down while both staying covered? _Why_ did they get down from the bed? Is butts disease infectious? Is Jeph Jacques correct?
Ophidiophile
I also find this confusing. Almost as confusing as Sal leaving via the door.
Gigafreak
I find it more confusing that she’s using Danny’s actual name here instead of calling out to “WONDERBREAD!” for sex
Michael Steamweed
Gotta transition eventually. “Oh God Wonderbread!” doesn’t have the same Slipshine sound as “Oh God Danny!”
GholaHalleck
sounds like one of those french bread commercials. Like the old Orangina ads.
Needfuldoer
I can only imagine he held the blanket out like a matador while she climbed down the ladder.
Roborat
I was spending some time trying to figure out how they got down the ladder while keeping Joyce covered.
Needfuldoer
Payback, I guess?
https://www.dumbingofage.com/bunk/
Michael Steamweed
The previously established Rules of Cooperative Dorm Sharing dictate (see what I did there?) that Sal gets first shot with Danny. So Joyce/Joe got off the bed, to make way. (Ain’t ready for the foursome/orgy clause of the Rules) When Sal/Danny are done, then Joyce/Joe can resume cuddling.
TheKelliestKelly
I pledged to the Kickstarter with only minutes to spare! Very excited about and very sorry to my wallet
Ana Chronistic
Woo!
Nono
Joe has a nice back and butt.
David DeLaney
oh yes
a pretty nice front too
Mr D phone posting
Joe got more cake than Joyce lol
Dday
This disparity cannot stand. Joe’s gotta introduce Joyce to the squat machine, STAT
Weatherheight
And Dorothy still outshines them both.
Dday
Hmmm. Ok we’re gonna need some kind of a 3/4 angled lineup for a scientifically objective assometrical comparison
Mr D
that kinda claim requires evidence
TrueVCU
In fairness Joe is like 2-3 Standard Joyce Masses
RoyanRannedos
I imagine I look like Joe from the back. But it’s more likely I look like Hank Hill.
Nono
Also Sal you’re not a virgin, it’s not a race
anon
we know she’s not because of jason (and prolly some other past hookups) but i doubt she ‘cared’ about any of them as much as danny
staszu13
C’mon, Danny! Little DJ needs his/her future mom to get some practice!
Roborat
Well, to her it probably feels like decades since she got laid.
Blibdoolpoolp
Butts for days. I do love Sal’s absolute refusal to be behind Joyce in the getting boned department. Only question now is if doe-boy Danny is gonna be more sensitive than an increasingly adult Joyce.
Sajuuk-Khar
Danny claimed he was willing and even eager to eat Sal out on demand, now he has to back that claim up
(Much like Joe should back it up
That ass
Yeeeeeaaaahhh
Joyce too for that matter)
drakray
They got their socks on!!
hastur
. . . but not their rocks off.
Michael Steamweed
Not yet. Gotta wait for Sal/Danny first. ‘Cause reasons?
Queezle
And their sock are matching their undies. And now I am worried, I do not have matching socks and undies. Should I have that? Is that something people notice? Can I buy them in sets?
Wilde
1) No 2) No, or at least not chill people 3) probably but only because companies will sell anything
clif
Only the most elite have matching socks and undies.
Theluxland
Well, I have only black socks and black boxers…
Does that mean i’m elite?
HueSatLight
gross
Grimey
LET THE GREAT SEX RACE BE—
Wait, no, no that’s bad right?
jeffepp
Joyce: “How long do you think it will take her to find him?”
Joe: “Just long enough…”
Joyce: “Let Operation: Hanky Minus Panty commence! But, shut the door first.”
poofdepoof
Bit confused about the last panel — what’s that blue thing in the bottom left corner?
True Survivor
I think it is a bean-bag – the misshapen, deforming, diseased butt of chair kind.
HueSatLight
Beanbags. https://www.dumbingofage.com/saucy/
Ray Radlein
Even the furniture has Butts Disease
AbacusWizard
It’s terrifyingly contagious. Or so I’ve heard.
sultryglebe
I kind of thought it might be the outline of Dan’s hat.
Weatherheight
Grimace, the purple/blue shake eating monster from old McDonald’s commercials. Brother’s in a bad way after getting fired from on air so now he’s doing product placement wherever he can.
HueSatLight
Sal’s making it weird. She should do the polite thing and tell Joyce she has a beautiful body.
Coatl
I guess she was taken by surprise to see Joyce there and possibly didn’t know how to respond to it.
Sajuuk-Khar
What, and just ignore Joe’s ass? Those perfect cheeks? Those gluteal delights? I think not???
Jay
Wrong twin for the bisexuality, IIRC, but personally I get where you’re coming from!
Yotomoe
And Joe. He’s got a beautiful body too.
Sajuuk-Khar
Many people are saying this.
David DeLaney
Bi(g), strong men!
With tears in their eyes!
And “gimme” motions in their fingers!
Sajuuk-Khar
Now youse speaking’ my language!
BBCC
LMAO It’s time I guess!
ValdVin
The perfect amount of non-planning to answer Sal’s question, “Why ain’t we fuckin’?”
bea
for some reason it’s so cute to me that both joe and joyce have matching socks and undies
Esha
Damn Joe
Steelbright