He’s not officially welcomed until he’s had his first ‘Damn you, Willis’ moment. Of course, if he’s only now having his first ‘Awww’ moment, he may have already had the other.
WikiDreamer
Wait wait wait…I’ve had MANY a Damn You, Willis moments. Why was I never officially welcomed? ;^;
Harr0wed
If you didn’t announce it, they wouldn’t have know?
CommunistCanada
I Haven’t yet said Damn you Willis, but I expect to soon if this storyline turns out the way I fear it will.
Just finished doing a complete archive binge again today, which led right into this emotional sucker punch. A part of me distinctly wishes I could afford Patreon rates in order to see tomorrow’s, but another part of me feels like that would be a spoiler?? Regardless, sniffles abound.
Having textbooks, laptops and other personal items stolen from dorm rooms must be a huge problem at this university. There is no security at all!
All-purpose guru
Pretty typical dorm, actually. We had contests where we would open a random door on the floor with our own key. One guy could open any door on the floor with his key in under three seconds. We never had to pay the RA $5 for the locked-out fee, he did it just for the challenge (and the occasional beer.)
Rachel Roth
Got it… I REALLY don’t want to live in a dorm.
Marisa Mockery
We had personal safes on the walls for this reason. Don’t know how well they kept people out, but no one ever tried it to my knowledge.
Disloyal Subject
Having a little faith in humanity can prove surprisingly effective.
Hanging medieval armaments all over your bed probably doesn’t hurt either.
Jen Aside
unless they fall on you in your sleep, THAT might hurt
wonk wonk
LWS
The RA is a little distracted with her issues so she probably isn’t doing a lot of surveillance either. I guess that’s why they need Amazi-Girl…..
You would be stunned at how many students leave their doors unlocked at any given school. Whether they’re in the room or not.
And a lot of kids leave their dorm rooms unlocked as a matter of course when they’re actually [i]in[/i] the room. If they wake up and have to run out to pee, they don’t want to accidentally lock themselves out.
and then there’s that one roommate I had who lost her key on like day two of the semester and then would bongo me out whenever I dared to lock our room door. So it was either leave it unlocked or get bongoed at forever. So much of my shit got stolen that semester ^=__=^;;
itachi_0501
Maybe that shouldn’t have been advertised…? 🙂
Oberon
So tell her you’re going to lock the door, and that her solution to her problem with that is to pay to get her lost key replaced.
Why was that a difficult problem to solve?
Riku
Bro you’re asking a lot from Dana
Heather
I learned to lock my door even while I was in it fairly fast when I woke up one day in first year and found a stranger sleeping on my bedroom floor. He was someone’s brother who had got drunk and thought was in his sister’s room. I’m a deep sleeper so didn’t hear him stumble in at god knows what hour. He’s lucky I didn’t step on him when I woke up.
Nyxness
I and most people I know leave our dorm rooms unlocked most of the time, whether we’re in them or not. Haven’t heard of anybody having a problem with theft. The only restriction on dorm entry is that you need to scan your student ID to get in (and that’ll get you into any dorm, not just the one you live in). I guess a big part of that is just the culture of my school, though; if I went to a large public university I’d probably keep my door locked.
Most of my college years were pre 9/11. Also there have been various high profile school shootings and other bad events. I remember doors being unlocked a lot more than they probably are now. I think Willis went to college about the same time I did.
That was all the same as the dorms I went to in the 80’s. However, when you got past that front door — by living in the door, or having someone sign you in — then the security inside the dorm proper was pretty lax. Yeah, they’d sometimes walk through just to make sure there was nothing weird, but for the most part the interior of the dorm was a free zone.
There are no happy ships in the Willis Sea… All is storms and the bitter tears of the fallen…
itachi_0501
I’ve got all the bitters one can handle – I missed seeing Damn…er, DAVE Willis at my FLCS last week, because we had a family emergency. 🙁 Now, THAT deserves the feels. 🙂
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Camachri
AAARGH. FEELS.
CommunistCanada
My first Awww Moment.
rachel
WELCOME
Deanatay
He’s not officially welcomed until he’s had his first ‘Damn you, Willis’ moment. Of course, if he’s only now having his first ‘Awww’ moment, he may have already had the other.
WikiDreamer
Wait wait wait…I’ve had MANY a Damn You, Willis moments. Why was I never officially welcomed? ;^;
Harr0wed
If you didn’t announce it, they wouldn’t have know?
CommunistCanada
I Haven’t yet said Damn you Willis, but I expect to soon if this storyline turns out the way I fear it will.
Anderhail
Just finished doing a complete archive binge again today, which led right into this emotional sucker punch. A part of me distinctly wishes I could afford Patreon rates in order to see tomorrow’s, but another part of me feels like that would be a spoiler?? Regardless, sniffles abound.
Jen Aside
nah, a spoiler would be the gist of the content rather than the actual content early and/or out of order
Jen Aside
just a *little* creepy that Joyce can get in wherever she wants on campus unimpeded
Dean
Her giant triangular mouth allows her to chew through doors and walls with little difficulty.
Doctor_Who
And her giant blue eyes can see through walls, as well as into your soul.
Ahighfunctioningsociopath
And her brown hair lets her blend in when she needs too.
L33tmaster
And don’t forget the lord is on her side, and that fact that she’s a master lock picker has nothing to do with anything…..
JWLM
No, no, no — Christ is her Master Lock Picker.
ninja_jesus
She has a special Crucifix lock pick set: Complete with Jesus on the Cross torsion wrench and a Centurion Spear rake pick.
ANeM
I’m sorry, but everyone knows that the Lord and Savior Jill Valentine is the Master of Unlocking.
Lume
Her faith moves mountains and the lock tumblers.
Lume
Mt Fuji has been relocated to Montana.
Jen Aside
The Lord works in mysterious keyholes?
Just for kix
He opens the doors for you, not exactly the way you think he would though.
Kennerly
Having textbooks, laptops and other personal items stolen from dorm rooms must be a huge problem at this university. There is no security at all!
All-purpose guru
Pretty typical dorm, actually. We had contests where we would open a random door on the floor with our own key. One guy could open any door on the floor with his key in under three seconds. We never had to pay the RA $5 for the locked-out fee, he did it just for the challenge (and the occasional beer.)
Rachel Roth
Got it… I REALLY don’t want to live in a dorm.
Marisa Mockery
We had personal safes on the walls for this reason. Don’t know how well they kept people out, but no one ever tried it to my knowledge.
Disloyal Subject
Having a little faith in humanity can prove surprisingly effective.
Hanging medieval armaments all over your bed probably doesn’t hurt either.
Jen Aside
unless they fall on you in your sleep, THAT might hurt
wonk wonk
LWS
The RA is a little distracted with her issues so she probably isn’t doing a lot of surveillance either. I guess that’s why they need Amazi-Girl…..
Jams
Ruth is RA to the girls wing; the boys have their own RA.
Eric Burns-White
You would be stunned at how many students leave their doors unlocked at any given school. Whether they’re in the room or not.
And a lot of kids leave their dorm rooms unlocked as a matter of course when they’re actually [i]in[/i] the room. If they wake up and have to run out to pee, they don’t want to accidentally lock themselves out.
So it has been, so it shall be.
Dragon_Nataku
and then there’s that one roommate I had who lost her key on like day two of the semester and then would bongo me out whenever I dared to lock our room door. So it was either leave it unlocked or get bongoed at forever. So much of my shit got stolen that semester ^=__=^;;
itachi_0501
Maybe that shouldn’t have been advertised…? 🙂
Oberon
So tell her you’re going to lock the door, and that her solution to her problem with that is to pay to get her lost key replaced.
Why was that a difficult problem to solve?
Riku
Bro you’re asking a lot from Dana
Heather
I learned to lock my door even while I was in it fairly fast when I woke up one day in first year and found a stranger sleeping on my bedroom floor. He was someone’s brother who had got drunk and thought was in his sister’s room. I’m a deep sleeper so didn’t hear him stumble in at god knows what hour. He’s lucky I didn’t step on him when I woke up.
Nyxness
I and most people I know leave our dorm rooms unlocked most of the time, whether we’re in them or not. Haven’t heard of anybody having a problem with theft. The only restriction on dorm entry is that you need to scan your student ID to get in (and that’ll get you into any dorm, not just the one you live in). I guess a big part of that is just the culture of my school, though; if I went to a large public university I’d probably keep my door locked.
Shaows
So you’re saying that Joyce is a Langolier?
Tunaro
She has clearly been taking Dinosaur Ninja lessons from Dina.
Yotomoe
That girl is a friggin’ jumper. Some people have all the luck.
Morgauxo
Most of my college years were pre 9/11. Also there have been various high profile school shootings and other bad events. I remember doors being unlocked a lot more than they probably are now. I think Willis went to college about the same time I did.
Killjoy
The dorms where I went to college in the early 90s had:
Locked front door
24-hour front desk staff and ID checks to get anywhere past the desk between 11pm and 6am
Locked rooms
Random sweeps of the hallways by night dorm staff
Mandatory meetings, mandatory fire-drills, mandatory etc.
Needless to say, I only lived on campus for one year…
Eric Burns-White
That was all the same as the dorms I went to in the 80’s. However, when you got past that front door — by living in the door, or having someone sign you in — then the security inside the dorm proper was pretty lax. Yeah, they’d sometimes walk through just to make sure there was nothing weird, but for the most part the interior of the dorm was a free zone.
Doctor_Who
Joyce and Et-FUCK!
Yotomoe
You know damn well they can’t do that.
timemonkey
They can, it just won’t be enjoyable by…well either of them at this point.
LeslieBean4Shizzle
I think that might be anatomically improbable for Steven Spielberg’s classic movie alien.
Doctor_Who
The Cinema Snob has reviewed several movies that would disagree with you.
Cephalo the Pod
So, placing bets. Is Jacob there or not?
Leorale
Working out in the background, very quietly.
Yotomoe
“White people are crazy…Weights are the only people who understand me”
whatho
XD
Jen Aside
which one lolololol
Tunaro
What the Hell is wrong with everybody this week?!
Plasma Mongoose
The Drama Llama happened. 😛
Tunaro
…
…Would it be animal abuse to beat a metafictional camelid to death so that my ships can get some damn happy feels without stuff ruining it for once?
Plasma Mongoose
Not sure but I would watch out for PETA afterwards if you do so.
KKoro
Really, not Dramadary?
So…so disappointed, man.
Hoax
The Dramadery is all booked over at QC for the next week or so, had to call in a favor with the Llama.
Hoax
…seeing the typo half an instant before the page reloads to post your comment really, really sucks.
Arkadi
If you object to the drama, you came to the wrong neighbourhood.
Kryss LaBryn
If you object to the drama, you came to the wrong llama.
Or Lama. What do I know.
Cephalo the Pod
Yes.
Do it anyway.
Camachri
No jury on earth would convict you.
Ghola
There are no happy ships in the Willis Sea… All is storms and the bitter tears of the fallen…
itachi_0501
I’ve got all the bitters one can handle – I missed seeing Damn…er, DAVE Willis at my FLCS last week, because we had a family emergency. 🙁 Now, THAT deserves the feels. 🙂
Dragon_Nataku
http://bvs.wikidot.com/monster:drama-llama
You can beat up on the Drama Llama on a relatively regular basis in Billy vs Snakeman *thumbs up*
Dedlok
I ain’t with the drama.
You can meet my llama.
Barrage7667
There is actually a comic called dracullama about a llama who sucks the drama out of people.
Kryss LaBryn
That–that sounds–LINK PLEASE.
ocbrad1
Yes! Please with the linkage!
Xerxes93
Joyce that is slightly fucked up
Doctor_Who
Yeah, for her this is third base.
Yotomoe