I imagine that after losing their parents Ruth is at least a bit protective of her little brother, so he gets a polite warning first. I would guess “strike two” is a forceful punch in the arm and then (since they’re Canadian) the Hat Trick is a traditional hockey style (meaning completely unceremonious and brutal) punch to the face.
Valmore
Hockey style involves pulling the jersey up over the head and repeated blows to the face. Kind of harsh for a brother who’s just leering at tits he has no shot of ever grabbing. Maybe just a light high stick to the noggin.
DrunkenGator
I’m thinking at this point, Howard’s is going to get 2 minutes in the box for high sticking…
Amber, but only if you’re talking about SP-Amber (in that they’re both managers now). Sticking strictly with DoA characters, I’d vote Leslie maybe? (position of authority) Or Sal? (Dora is a metal-fan, and Sal’s the closest thing we have to that here.) Not Joyce – she’s more of a Hannalore if anything.
JustcallmeSoul
i think that Dina would be Marigold, in that they’re both rather quiet and shut in, and very very passionate about a single few things, but not much else.
Siblings =/= family. All four of my siblings know I’m bi, but I’m enough of a coward that my dad and grandparents will almost certainly never be told. It’s pretty common in families with conservative older-folks and tightly-knit younger folks.
258 thoughts on “Leer”
AHR
What, no punching?
Yotomoe
At this point she’s probably more flattered than anything
GoldStarz
I think she meant Ruth.
Flushmaster
I imagine that after losing their parents Ruth is at least a bit protective of her little brother, so he gets a polite warning first. I would guess “strike two” is a forceful punch in the arm and then (since they’re Canadian) the Hat Trick is a traditional hockey style (meaning completely unceremonious and brutal) punch to the face.
Valmore
Hockey style involves pulling the jersey up over the head and repeated blows to the face. Kind of harsh for a brother who’s just leering at tits he has no shot of ever grabbing. Maybe just a light high stick to the noggin.
DrunkenGator
I’m thinking at this point, Howard’s is going to get 2 minutes in the box for high sticking…
Zoroark173
Punching… In the FAAAAAACE?
Josh
With… her penis?
Crumplepunch
For a nickel!
Wait, no. Never mind.
Neospector
Your avatar is winning this comment thread.
ALLxISxGONE
Ha!
Mkvenner
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Aizat
!
Not Walky
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Tenn
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Kelly
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Mr. Random
“…”
AndromedaRage
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Farmer_10
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Chronos
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Neospector
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begbert2
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Kennerly
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Doctor_Who
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saltchocolate
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Charlie Spencer
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NaYa
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JustcallmeSoul
c-c-c-c-ombo breaker!
Narf
b()*()d
vanjealous
Ampersand [Sorry, the top two rows on my keyboard are not working]
The Candyman
&
There you go.
davidbreslin101
It’s nice to see someone who’s willing to lend an &.
Jackson
Faye, too, knows the meaning of a lap-barfing.
Plasma Mongoose
So vomiting on someone is like marking your territory?
Doctor_Who
That explains some of the parties I witnessed in college.
nothri
Well, thanks plasma mongoose. I can mark that off my list of things I hoped never to get a mental image of. Thanks a bunch.
Plasma Mongoose
You’re Welcome! 😀
AckAckAck
Plasma, can you tell me the source of that avatar of yours?
Please?
Nono
So if Ruth is Faye and Billie is Marten, does that make Joyce or Amber Dora?
Lurlock
Amber, but only if you’re talking about SP-Amber (in that they’re both managers now). Sticking strictly with DoA characters, I’d vote Leslie maybe? (position of authority) Or Sal? (Dora is a metal-fan, and Sal’s the closest thing we have to that here.) Not Joyce – she’s more of a Hannalore if anything.
JustcallmeSoul
i think that Dina would be Marigold, in that they’re both rather quiet and shut in, and very very passionate about a single few things, but not much else.
Plasma Mongoose
I’m not certain about Dora but Dina is like a quiet Emily and Howard is like Clinton.
DarkVeghetta
Joe is clearly Pintsize. Clearly.
DanMan9820
The most ridiculous part of this is that I had to read ~21 YEARS worth of comics to understand that reference properly.
Kelly
No, that is the best part!
platty
The worst part is that I could actually follow it along…
DarkVeghetta
When webcomic fandoms collide.
Justnobody
Oh man I love this comic
Geminia999
So her sexual orientation is known among her family, that’s good, I think!
VMtheCoyote
Siblings =/= family. All four of my siblings know I’m bi, but I’m enough of a coward that my dad and grandparents will almost certainly never be told. It’s pretty common in families with conservative older-folks and tightly-knit younger folks.
Wack'd
And considering what we know of Ruth’s grandfather…
Hm. Maybe I don’t have enough data at this point. It’s entirely possible that he draws the line at homophobia.
StClair
He just hates everyone.
DarkVeghetta
So you’re saying she’s related to Mike? … … Seems legit.
Josh
I ‘REALLY’ hope not, and this is her coming out to Howard. 😛
Chrissy
Poor Ruth.
otusasio451
Subtle, Howard. Subtle.
Aizat
Yeah, like you won’t stare at it.
Mr. Random
Won’t? Didn’t? Wouldn’t? Continue to?
otusasio451
…True enough. But I’d be more subtle about it.
Doctor_Who
Looks like Howard gets to experience the glory of boobs today after all.
Sure, they are mostly covered up, but they are also in 3D
Buckybone
Now taking bets for how long it takes for Ruth to go all “Fatal Attraction” on Billie…
Plasma Mongoose
It is just as well that Billie doesn’t have a pet.
timemonkey
One day Billie will come home to find Joyce in a pressure cooker.
Josh
Much rejoycing will be done.
begbert2
Rejoycing? You mean, leftovers?
UnspeakableAnger
That might be enough to make me believe in a God. Maybe not the Christian god, but I’m flexible.
piemanpie24
Howard couldn’t watch Game of Thrones, so he got his booby fix from Billie.
Yotomoe
Billie’s Boobies trump all.
Plasma Mongoose
A booby-prize you might say.
Aizat