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Tied my
Posted on February 6, 2022 by David M Willis

164 thoughts on “Tied my”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    I would imagine Dina to be acting more succub-olical than diabolical

    1. Doctor_Who

      I can think of something even more appropriate.

      Clever Girl.

      1. Thag Simmons

        “Clever Girl” will probably be a sizable percentage of the comments for this

        1. Doctor_Who

          Happy to contribute!

    2. Rose by Any Other Name

      What amuses me is that people yesterday in the comments were worried about being horny for Dina.

      Here we (once again) have proof that Dina is not just lewding herself but doing so in the most scientifically effective way possible. She’s accentuating the curve buttocks, people! What more do you need?!

      1. The Wellerman

        Behold the power of SCIENCE!!!! ⚛️??

        Speaking of which, you said once that you took copious notation, didn’t you?

        1. Opus the Poet

          I’m sure Dina is recording this to write it down later.

        2. The Wellerman

          For sure she is! ?

          I was asking Rose if she did so, given her inferred methodical approach to sex.

        3. Rose by Any Other Name

          I’m not sure if I described it as copious notation, but I have been known to write about encounters afterwards to help me remember details.

          I have also been known to pull up porn videos and take notes on positioning while working on sex scenes. Not sure which you were referring to.

        4. The Wellerman

          Originally I was referring to the methodical approach you had to sex that made you a “horny Dina in college”. But both of those sound really fascinating!!! ?

        5. Marsh Maryrose

          Hypotheses need to be repeatedly tested to demonstrate veracity

        6. Decidedly Orthogonal

          I volunteer as tribute a case sample. (quietly to myself: please not the control group, please not the control group)

          Study director (1 year later): Orthogonal, you were in the control group.

          Me: Damnit!

      2. Z

        A slipshine comic where Dina drives the entire cast to sexual exhaustion for the sake of scientific rigor.

        1. MIB4u

          seconded!!

    3. Clif

      Either way, she’s killing it with science.

      1. BarerMender

        Just remember, Dina: if you can’t dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit.

  2. The Wellerman

    ??????

    Humans, perpare yourselves for NEURON ACTIVATION!!!

    *plays “Monkey Doctor” by Devo on hacked Muzak*

    1. Ray

      Flashing on scenes from the “Bad Touch” music video right now…

      1. MIB4u

        I wish I could like your comment, so let’s do this in Ye Olde Fashione:
        +++

  3. Florence

    Becky finding this out later: clever girl

  4. Doctor_Who

    Plot twist: Dina fails in her attempts to seduce Becky, but she does manage to attract several bonobo suitors.

    1. Thag Simmons

      I didn’t think Indiana had many Bonobos

      1. John Campbell

        Freshwater bonobos can swim up the Ohio River into Indiana.

        1. Kyrik Michalowski

          It’s such a shame that their numbers continue to shrink. In no small part due to over-hunting and pollution.

        2. davidbreslin101

          Part of the problem is that their habitat is being taken over by vervet monkeys carried across the Atlantic attached to the hulls of ships.

        3. pdp15

          My experience is that bonobos are very well represented in
          crossword puzzles, so their population is being maintained…

        4. Delicious Taffy

          We do enjoy a good beach episode.

        5. The Wellerman

          And when’s that gonna be? Would a hot tub episode be good enough?

          Are there water parks open in Indiana during winter time?

          What about hot springs?

        6. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          We had one already.

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/stain/

        7. Delicious Taffy

          Hot spring episodes are great, because you can just watch one and then copy it verbatim and nobody will care.

        8. Thag Simmons

          I didn’t think Indiana had many hot springs either!

  5. lia

    tied for closest with chimpanzees but those guys think hoodie tied around waist is sexy too

    1. Dana

      Bonobos are the ones to go to for sex advice though.

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        very true. chimps make war, bonobos make love

        1. Ray Radlein

          In terms Becky might appreciate, Bonobos are prelapsarian, Chimpanzees most emphatically are not

  6. BubbaFett

    Must be quite tiring at times being Dinas roommate

    1. Thag Simmons

      Amber can’t complain

      1. BubbaFett

        No she certainly can’t.

      2. Spencer

        She cannot.

        Dina is always lurking in the shadows. Watching, listening, knowing.

    2. Serendipity

      Infodumping is a love language, dunno what to tell you.

  7. Mr D

    Is she calling Danny a munky?

    1. RassilonTDavros

      No, but the munky is a co-conspirator in Danny’s diabolical plan to kill Ruth. He used a trukk last time around, so it’s the done thing.

      1. Thag Simmons

        I don’t think Danny gets to be called a co-conspirator there, that’s giving him too much credit.

        1. Spencer

          That reminds me, did Danny ever, like, get charged for that?

          I think he lost his license for a bit and spent a night in jail. Does doing something that makes someone else heroically sacrifice themselves and get killed by a separate, third party give you a by?

  8. Beau Kirin Maysey

    you could TRY and be a little more interested in this HOT DRAMA, AMBER???

    1. The Wellerman

      I know how she feels. It’s hard to get interested in anything when your depressed ?

    2. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      She’s too busy with porny fanfic.

      1. Thag Simmons

        I think she’s still speedrunning mario

        1. Reltzik

          The two are demonstrably not mutually exclusive.

          ….. please don’t make me google stuff to demonstrate it, though.

        2. Shadowsnail

          Mario’s body glistened with sweat from his full-speed run. He opened his chiseled jaw wide and firmly pushed a mushroom deep into his mouth. He swallowed it hole without missing a step. He grew in both size and power. As he made a pixel-perfect jump, his overalls tightened around his ample buttocks.

        3. King Daniel

          You don’t need to google it, I’m pretty sure The Wellerman drew art of precisely that scenario a few weeks ago.

      2. Kyrik Michalowski

        She’s actually attempting a speedrun at the moment. Amber and her lover, will spend time with fanfics later.

    3. anon

      we know there’s more depth to her, but a lot of ‘fandom/fangirls’ are kinda like that, drooling over ‘hot’ gay couples but not really caring about lesbians (tho being coached on how to seduce someone would be an amusing arc for them)

  9. Raptorofwar

    Clever girl…

  10. DojimaKojima

    Devious spaghetti straps ???

    1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

      “Devious Spaghetti” is the name of my next foodie band.

    2. The Wellerman

      Hey, I have a joke.

      What do you get when you cross spagetti straps with a bunch of memes?

      Spadinner garbage!

  11. DailyBrad

    Ah, I see, active courtship. Clever girl.

  12. BBCC

    I mean, it WORKED.

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      It only partially worked, keep in mind Dina was trying to accentuate her rear and instead Becky wound up focusing on her shoulders.

      1. temperaryobsessor

        To be fair she wore a seasonably inappropriate shirt on purpose.

      2. AbelUndercity

        Becky was consciously focused on Dina’s shoulders. I’m sure that the rest will come into focus upon further reflection.

        Much, much further reflection.

        1. AbelUndercity

          Ah. A winking Danny Gravitar. Somehow appropriate to the comment, yet, slightly horrifying.

      3. BBCC

        The goal was to attract Becky. It worked. 😛

    2. Tan

      > Dina WORKING IT.

      Fixed that for you.

  13. Yotomoe

    The fact that she did it on purpose makes it 200 times hotter. I was right to draw her.

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Can’t wait to see it, it’ll tide us over until the inevitable slipshine.

      1. Yotomoe

        https://imgur.com/rptJgrr
        I did it yesterday. You musta missed it.

        1. Kyrik Michalowski

          Yeah I wasn’t feeling 100% so I didn’t look at the comments or make one of my own. Also, daaaaaaaaaaman Dina is looking good. Nice work.

        2. The Wellerman

          Don’t worry bruh, I’m not feeling so hot myself, but that’s OK. ?

        3. Kyrik Michalowski

          Hope you feel better soon, here have this: https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s

        4. The Wellerman

          Thank you ?. I won’t give up!

        5. Schpoonman

          Bro.

        6. Dana

          I love what you do with her hair.

        7. PirateTawnee

          ah, I was early yesterday and missed the goodness.

          oh my goodness that’s amazing. panel 2 with the hair flick especially.

        8. Delicious Taffy

          Hair flicks are Comfort Food.

        9. Needfuldoer

          Yes.

        10. Amós Batista

          A song to follow the streap tease?

        11. The Wellerman

          What do you suggest?

        12. Beck

          If Dina showed that much cleavage, Becky would spontaneously combust.

    2. Delicious Taffy

      Said it before, and I’ll say it again: Intent is sexy.

      1. Yotomoe

        Exactly. Honestly part of why I didn’t really wanna lewd Dina much. Her heart didn’t seem in it.

        1. ValdVin

          You just seem to hit each character’s spot. She’s the right amount of lewd for her.

          I think the last two panels are my favorite. This may require further study.

    3. Keulen

      Definitely hot that she did it on purpose.

    4. Rabid Rabbit

      Also only just saw that. Nicely done. I’m now trying to decide whether it’s more likely she’s doing this in front of Becky, and the last two panels are her trying to get a reaction out of her, not realizing that she’s completely paralysed, or whether this is a scientific test in front of the mirror.

  14. Joyfulldreams

    SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE.

    I LOVE DINA. <3 <3 <3 <3

  15. HeatherJean

    That’s the most expressive I’ve seen Dina’s face since… ever.

    1. Leadsynth

      Right?! It’s kind of awesome to see her all lit up.

  16. Kyrik Michalowski

    Well at least Dina knows what she is doing; the same can’t be said of the other 95% of the cast.

    Dina accentuating her figure makes me realize that Becky might just cave in and have sexy time with Dina. No one will be disappointed if this happens.

  17. Carla's #2 Fan

    Okay, but has Amber slept yet?

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Considering what we know about Amber and that look in here eyes, I’m going to say: No, she probably hasn’t slept.

    2. StClair

      That’s what I was wondering.

  18. DarkoNeko

    you’d think she’d have heard Becky scream SHOULDER rather than BUTTOCK tho ?

  19. Bagge

    Clever girl

  20. Throwatron

    dina you are doing a very good job because i am extremely horny

    1. PirateTawnee

      bonk

    2. Delicious Taffy

      Bonkai: Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi

    3. DarkoNeko

      B O N K

  21. Tsa

    Dina making a little :3 face is the cutest oh my god

    1. Bicycle Bill

      Remember Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James) from ‘Dobie Gillis’, when she used to scrunch up her face at Dobie (Dwayne Hickman)? (no, of course you don’t, you’re all too young, but I digress….)
      Now, ̲T̲H̲E̲R̲E̲ was cute!

      1. Clif

        Yeah, but it was kind of an offbeat cute.

      2. Opus the Poet

        Yes I do, but it has been established that I am an old. Also established that Ms. James cam out as wlw before she passed. Not sure if pure les or bi but some flavor of wlw.

        1. HeatherJean

          a) She ain’t dead yet unless she died since last Thursday.
          b) She was pretty much out since the ’70s and “made bold moves into the political arena on feminist issues and went on to serve as the first openly gay member of the California State Assembly (6 years) and Senate (8 years).”

          https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0473861

      3. HeatherJean

        Due to Dwaye Hickman’s recent passing, Decades TV has had the show on all weekend. She was cuter on the Stu Erwin Show though.

        Also the basis for Scooby-Doo’s Velma.

        1. MIB4u

          ♥♥♥ your avatar

        2. MIB4u

          sry for off-topic

        3. HeatherJean

          Thank you. It was my mother’s. It’s all I have to remember her by.

  22. Slartibeast Button, BIA

    Amber, if you aren’t interested in talking to Dina now, why did you ask her a question?

    1. Clif

      what makes you think she’s uninterested? Just because she’s not looking up from her speed run?

      Important things are important.

      1. Delicious Taffy

        I never have been able to pull off that tree-rocket tech in Breath of the Wild, but I was able to master the sword launch for Colossus 3 in Shadow of the Colossus. Pulling off speedrun strats in a casual playthrough makes a body feel like a god.

    2. Chronos

      I don’t know about you, but I see a tiny smirk on Amber’s face in the first panel.

  23. Barf Ninjason

    I’m impressed and kind of turned on by Dina’s scientific seduction methods; casually referring to “the curve of my buttocks” is the hottest thing I’ve seen in the comic outside of its porn side stories. But I’m kind of wondering why she would think of bonobos; like, does she not realize most humans are attracted to buttocks too? I mean obviously she does, but she’s saying it like it’s a tricky secret weapon she figured out (“the secret weapon is my buttocks; my fundament, if you will. Tush, even”) and that is adorable

    1. Ophidiophile

      When female primates are ready to mate, their buttocks enlarge and turn red, and they stand in front of the male and present their rears to him (because male primates can’t take a hint, so they have to be really obvious). To be more effective, the hoodie should have been red, but it’s obvious this wasn’t something she had planned. Not unexpectedly, Dina is oblivious to the fact that Becky was completely distracted by Dina’s bare shoulders, and never even glanced at her cute butt.

      1. Zaxares

        That last line is what I found MOST amusing about Dina’s theorycrafting. It was logically perfect in EVERY way… Except that Becky is apparently not into butts (yet? She hasn’t seen Dina’s butt yet after all).

        1. Needfuldoer

          She did cover it in an additional layer…

        2. Rabid Rabbit

          And she knows from the hat fetish that covering something up is what gets Becky’s attention. She just didn’t consider that in accentuating her buttocks by masking them, she would be uncovering something else that she generally keeps covered, and that that might have its own effect.

          We know from a Slipshine that Dina considers mammalian mating rituals to be odd, though she had read somewhere that some men are attracted to large posteriors, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she binged on nature documentaries to find out everything she could about them after falling for Becky, with the idea of porn (thankfully) or fanfic (despite it being readily accessible to her) never even crossing her mind as a research possibility (unlike Joyce).

      2. Barf Ninjason

        A red hoodie…I really don’t think the human obsession with butts is that literally descended from other primates’ rituals without any modification. That may have been the origin but a red hoodie is not gonna help with modern seduction. (Though I do wonder if, uh, that’s part of the appeal of spanking to some people; most non-melanin-heavy butts turn red when you whack them and all; falls apart for anyone into that INSTEAD of sex though.)

    2. drs

      Dina probably grew up watching nature programs and may know more about non-human animal sexuality than human sexuality.

      1. StClair

        now I’m imagining the inevitable Dina-Becky Slipshine narrated by Attenborough.
        (spared no expense!)

        1. JBento

          Wrong Attenborough.

      2. The Wellerman

        Animal Planet and Crocodile Hunter were awesome!!! ?

    3. Nymphie

      Maybe she wanted to take use of the most sex-crazed primate specifically for the sexual aspect. They seem to solve every problem with sex so they gotta be the experts on the matter

  24. Tenzhi

    You mean *Dinabolical*

    1. Clif

      I will support this usage.

  25. NinjaNick

    How clever.

  26. michaelinasmeal

    but dina… you have no curves to accentuate.

    1. Opus the Poet

      Calumny and base libel, Dina does display the finest and most delicate of curves.

      1. Zaxares

        Now now, a woman doesn’t NEED to have curves to be considered sensually beautiful. There are those of us out there who appreciate and admire the elfin look as well (although personally I draw the line at when I can start seeing bones through the skin).

    2. Delicious Taffy

      Curvature is a state of mind, compadre.

    3. Keulen

      Small curves are still curves.

    4. zee

      Sure she does. They’re not like, insane 45° angles like Malaya or giant hills like amber, but her curves are there

  27. PirateTawnee

    Apropos nothing, one of the greatest lyrics in music history is “The curve of her ass, is unparalleled” from the song Broken, by Belly. It’s on the Mallrats soundtrack.

    1. NickG

      Also on Belly’s excellent ‘Sweet Ride’ compilation.

  28. AGV

    Because we totally can’t extrapolate that this behavior is already present in humans from ample direct evidence X’D ?

  29. Arianod

    Dina’s :] smile gives me life.

  30. Sombrero

    DoA Book 12: Diabolical

  31. AlexaSpuds

    only Dina can turn gay shit into nerdy gay shit, and personally, I love it

  32. Chasey

    Wait, I thought she loved getting fanfic material of her friends. Or, wait, I guess only the ones she was attracted to.

    1. JBento

      Only dude friends, apparently.

      1. Spencer

        Amber will use her dark powers for good when she starts to wingman for Joe.

  33. Madock345

    Last Panel Amber is looking directly into the camera like she’s on The Office

  34. Amós Batista

    Ugh, Amber, you started the conversation with Dina. If you won’t talk, just don’t engage…

  35. Inbar Fink

    …wait, I thought that usually ‘sending someone to Horny Jail’ is the act of SHAMING someone for horniness, not the act of making them horny in the first
    place?

    1. King Daniel

      Both?

      Both.

      Both!

      Both is good.

    2. milu

      eh, it’s debated whether it’s necessarily shamey. i think Amber is singularly unashamed about horniness, or say her threshold for how inappropriate you have to be before deserving to be bonked is scary high

    3. Keulen

      In order to send someone to horny jail, they have to become horny first.

  36. Needfuldoer

    Dina’s only regret is that she couldn’t turn around to observe the results of her experiment, because that could alter them.

    Becky is quantum horny.

    1. zee

      Oh but a cute peak over the shoulder would’ve been icing on the cake

      1. Needfuldoer

        Oh sure, if she wanted Becky to spontaneously combust.

  37. Rabisch

    Diabolical indeed!

  38. Axel_Grease

    I was wondering why she took off her hoodie in the middle of winter.

  39. someone

    Dina, next time you want your girlfriend to pay attention to your places of sexual interest, you can do it with simple, effective, honest verbal communication. But you should be mindful of her religious beliefs, and the moral code that this implies.

    Therefore, learn this useful sentence:
    “Oh my God, Becky, look at my butt!”

    1. Spencer

      She has actually done this. She’s made it explicitly, verbally clear that she wants to have sex with Becky at a time when Becky is comfortable doing so, and then attempted to verbally act all hot and bothered for Becky’s sake when Becky was guilting herself about how she can’t have sex with Dina until marriage, but also she feels bad because Dina doesn’t think she’s hot (she does, the problem is that Becky wants a girlfriend who lavishes her with praise for being attractive and express how much she wants to bang her silly, but then never actually does so).

      It’s a whole big thing, it’s defined their relationship for, like, two years now.

      1. someone

        Alright, the entire point really was to quote (with a very slight paraphrase to change a pronoun) from the Gospel of Saint Mixalot.

        1. Kyrik Michalowski

          It’s ok, I got the reference. Now I’m going to listen to it again.

  40. ziggy78eog

    Amber looks very disapointed, in the less panel; was she honestly expecting a different response?

  41. nothri

    Concerned that Dina’s seduction strategy is going to fall apart when she remembers our mating rituals do not involve the laying of eggs at any point.

    (I mean, something is supposed to get laid in the end, but…)

    1. Reltzik

      Look, kinks are pretty varied, and someone like Becky who’s into fart jokes might also be into dutch ovens.

    2. DalNiente

      Neither do the mating rituals of bonobos, to be fair.

      1. The Wellerman

        I guess so.

  42. misanthropope

    i think the best part is that dina doesn’t horndog. she’s just trying to identify the boiling point of a becky FOR SCIENCE.

  43. Moonbeam Funk

    Almost disappointed the title of this one wasn’t Bonobos.

  44. Dara

    Christ I love Dina sometimes <3

    1. MIB4u

      +++
      I just ♥ her … hm … innocence? or … carelessness? … actually I just love being puzzled/bedazzled all the time, so she speaks to me somehow the most …???

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