God damnit, how do people keep getting this number?!
NightmareWarden
Hopefully someone gets him the right blueberries this time, OR ELSE! (someone please get that reference)
Cannibalistic Time Lord
That episode was a beauty.
Tawdry Quirks
I presume you mean North Carolina blueberries and not Michigan blueberries, right?
Incidentally, I don’t think I’ve been able to find either locally…it’s either Texas blueberries (which are local) or foreign blueberries. Which might explain that incident in San Antonio. 😉
Benbo231
Are they African Blueberries or European Blueberries?
Malebranche
Yes! Finally! A fellow Psych-O!
nothri
Time to shove a brick of the Horizon Guy’s ass.
nothri
Verizon. Dammit, I fucked it up!
DarkMyste
what about shoving a brick of the horizon attached to the Verizon up this guy ass would that work?
nothri
Nah, see I’m making a reference to Team Fourstar’s Dragonball Z abridged series. There’s an ongoing joke where a character tries to telepathically contact someone and instead contacts George Takei, usually after saying something easily misconstrued as innuendo and prompting one of his traditional “Ohhh my”s. At one point King Kai vows to shove a brick of the “Verizon guy’s” butt if it happens again. And now that I’ve explained the joke it is ruined forever.
Someday on a tiny island somewhere somebody is gonna discover the megalithic stone columns painstakingly sculpted one and all into hundreds of giant middle fingers pointing to the sky, each arranged in a slightly different direction so that they ring the island in such a way as to literally cover every horizon. Literally a people who gave the middle finger to the world. On that day Mike will know who his people truly are.
Bill
Its the Buddhist in you, it’s the pagan in me
Its the Muslim in him, she’s Catholic aint she?
Its the born-again look, it’s the WASP and the Jew
Tell me what’s goin’ on, man, I ain’t got a clue!
I generally stick with underpants and nothing else, but on really cold nights or when company is around I’ll put on some shorts and a t-shirt so I don’t scandalize them.
It’s for conservatives and designed to be as itchy and uncomfortable as possible. That way whenever they have a bad night’s sleep, the first thing they can say upon waking is “THANKS, OBAMA!”
246 thoughts on “Pagans”
EvergreenFir
Size 6, 9 inches?
TheKelliestKelly
XD XD XD YOU WIN!
Shade
That sounds about right.
Equuizzicals
You must be some sort of black wizard. There is not other way to explain how you came up with the best comment so fast.
WonderRabbit
They prefer to be called African-American wizards.
Kamel
Only if they live in African America.
Gordon Blvd
That comment is SO MUCH WIN 😛
Bluebird
Where did they put it? I can’t find it on any of my maps.
No
And why would you care? Shouldn’t you be doing someone’s mom right about now?
Parnifia the Bastard
Only if nickels are involved somewhere.
Matt
The Irony Of Choking on Joyce’s Strap-on (if that works?)
ridtom
Oh my.
Plasma Mongoose
OH MY indeed!
Yotomoe
Oh your.
Sambo
Oh their.
Ahighfunctioningsociopath
George takei
Ben Grahm
God damnit, how do people keep getting this number?!
NightmareWarden
Hopefully someone gets him the right blueberries this time, OR ELSE! (someone please get that reference)
Cannibalistic Time Lord
That episode was a beauty.
Tawdry Quirks
I presume you mean North Carolina blueberries and not Michigan blueberries, right?
Incidentally, I don’t think I’ve been able to find either locally…it’s either Texas blueberries (which are local) or foreign blueberries. Which might explain that incident in San Antonio. 😉
Benbo231
Are they African Blueberries or European Blueberries?
Malebranche
Yes! Finally! A fellow Psych-O!
nothri
Time to shove a brick of the Horizon Guy’s ass.
nothri
Verizon. Dammit, I fucked it up!
DarkMyste
what about shoving a brick of the horizon attached to the Verizon up this guy ass would that work?
nothri
Nah, see I’m making a reference to Team Fourstar’s Dragonball Z abridged series. There’s an ongoing joke where a character tries to telepathically contact someone and instead contacts George Takei, usually after saying something easily misconstrued as innuendo and prompting one of his traditional “Ohhh my”s. At one point King Kai vows to shove a brick of the “Verizon guy’s” butt if it happens again. And now that I’ve explained the joke it is ruined forever.
JessWitt
That’s so Takei!
Guest Person Dude
I think I’m a size six, too.
Well, I am now anyway.
Kladeos
Those faces.
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
Sal’s got that Tom Siddell style angle-mouth going in that last panel.
Kiggy
She dropped the cigarette….
Roborat
Or swallowed it.
Hylleddin
Naw, you can see it falling if you look below her mouth.
Roborat
Good catch, I didn’t see that until you pointed it out.
HMRC4EVR
Now I want to see the DoA cast guest star over at Gunnerkrig.
And poor Billie looks like that comment broke her mind.
MM
Billie’s twitching eyelid is a thing of beauty.
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
“Cannot unsee…”
Mr. Random
I love how Mike is still the same. Almost like he’s thinking, “yeah, i can see people telling her that.”
MM
He’s pondering his next move. “Do I explain and break her brain now? No, let’s drag this out. But how…?”
Subject HORNET
“Drag what out? The stap-on? Should I ask Ethan? Why are you all looking at me like that?”
Jacknoir
why would he ever tell he when he can use her Ignorance to break other people?
gotta think about efficiency after all
Plasma Mongoose
I got the perfect fit. 😀
KingMabel
…how would you know if it fits?
Plasma Mongoose
Measuring technology.
Hythrain
It’s Plasma. Plasma just knows. 😀
Plasma Mongoose
But of cause! ^_^
Geminia999
So Mike is Pagan! That answers all my questions about his hair 😀
Doctor_Who
It’s like stonehenge. We will never truly understand its mystery.
MM
Aliens did it.
No, wait. That explanation doesn’t work in this universe.
Ahighfunctioningsociopath
It’s to cause us confusion and frustration, you know like mike.
AJBulldis
What’s the meaning of Mike’s hair~!
nothri
Someday on a tiny island somewhere somebody is gonna discover the megalithic stone columns painstakingly sculpted one and all into hundreds of giant middle fingers pointing to the sky, each arranged in a slightly different direction so that they ring the island in such a way as to literally cover every horizon. Literally a people who gave the middle finger to the world. On that day Mike will know who his people truly are.
Bill
Its the Buddhist in you, it’s the pagan in me
Its the Muslim in him, she’s Catholic aint she?
Its the born-again look, it’s the WASP and the Jew
Tell me what’s goin’ on, man, I ain’t got a clue!
Plasma Mongoose
I figured he would be a Earth Mother worshipper.
JAD
…for a nickel?
nothri
+1
Yotomoe
Mike is too powerful to believe in a higher power.
David Herbert
Mike’s higher power was in your mom, for a nickel.
Rutee
I thought Mike was using that word in the generic ‘non-Christian’ sense.
The Candyman
Nah, Mike is obviously a Buddhist.
David Herbert
How comfortable would a hoodie dress work as pyjamas? I’d think the zipper would be annoying.
Plasma Mongoose
Sweatshirts make for better PJ tops.
Doctor_Who
I’m a big believer in basketball shorts and a t-shirt.
AJBulldis
I generally stick with underpants and nothing else, but on really cold nights or when company is around I’ll put on some shorts and a t-shirt so I don’t scandalize them.
Yotomoe
I have a GIANT knee length Obama t-shirt. It is the best Pajamas.
Plasma Mongoose
Obama has a line of clothing now??
Doctor_Who
It’s for conservatives and designed to be as itchy and uncomfortable as possible. That way whenever they have a bad night’s sleep, the first thing they can say upon waking is “THANKS, OBAMA!”
Plasma Mongoose
I just cannot imagine us Aussies wearing Tony Abbott shirts in the same manner.
ninja_jesus
My condolences on that Tony Abbott being PM thing, btw. Heard he’s a huge bag of Rupert Murdoch-sponsored dicks.
NightmareWarden
Obama has his shirts and apparently Murdoch’s strap-ons were shipped to Australia? Eye-eye-eye, that’s gotta sting.
fogel
If you put photos of Obama and Abbott side by side…
Opus the Poet
Since 2008…